#jesus christ be kind to me

[harpyytales]

Office Love

Pairing; Alex law x Reader (Implied fem) Warnings; Suggestive content, Alex Law is his own warning, soft make out sesh in the office ;) Word Count; 1k

Summary; The office may be boring, but Alex Law always makes it better.

THIS IS NOT EDITED

You sat in your small cubicle. Desk littered with different files and stacks of papers, all different stories and articles you were assigned to. All of them were basic sideline stories: Local Grandma Lives To See 98; Dog Shelters Reaching Capacity; This Miracle Plant Will Save Your Gut!- boring. 

You began shuffling through a few stacks of files mindlessly, only a couple minutes until your short, mandated break. When you feel the hairs stand on the back of your neck you raise your eyes, wondering what could give you this weird feeling that you’re being watched. As you scan the surrounding cubicles your eyes land on him staring directly at you, unwavering. It was slightly unsettling really, but he makes up for it with that small smile of his.

Alex Law is no stranger to you, hell you’re sure he isn’t a stranger to half the other women in this room. Lately though, instead of dancing from girl to girl, he has been solely paying attention to you. You don’t mind of course, but you can’t help but wonder what thoughts were going on in that beautiful head of his.

With a raise of his eyebrows and a tap of his watch you avert your eyes to a clock on the wall. Break time. You smile and get up, making your way to a small and mostly empty break room. No more than a minute later he comes walking in.

“A little funny how often our breaks matchup like this, you aren’t stalking me, are you?” You smile as you watch him take a quick look at the coffee bar.

“Wouldn’t dream of it, sweetheart.” He shoots back a grin and then looks as though he is contemplating something. “Actually it’s quite convenient, I need to discuss something with you about a story, but I need to get a few supplies from the closet. Would you mind walking with me?”

“Of course, lead the way.” You reply and begin following him out of the break room. You two feign small conversation on the way to the supply closet, a small space in a hallway practically no one walked through. 

Once you both walked in and the door was closed it was as if a switch flipped. No more than a second after you heard the click of the handle his lips were on yours, soft hands on your hips already pulling you close. You of course reciprocated, hands flying up to run through his gorgeous blonde locks. This always earned a soft sigh from him that never ceased to make your heart flutter. 

His lips moved against yours softly, sensually, as though he was taking his time. You’d be lying if this didn’t slightly catch you off guard. His usual methods more on the rough and quick side, not that you minded of course, you just never really expected to see this side of him. You felt the familiar warmth of his tongue against your lower lip, a question you were always eager to answer. Instead of plunging his tongue down your throat, he crept in. He let himself explore your mouth as though it was his first time tasting you.

He snaked one arm around your waist and brought the other up to cup your cheek, turning your face just slightly so he could pull you even closer, if that was even possible. You felt entirely out of your depth, usually these sessions were all about him, but this time the entire focus was you. A gentle thumb stroked your cheek as his other hand gently rubbed circles in your back. His sweet and smoky tongue danced with yours in delicate waltzes. It was completely out of character and honestly you were starting to feel slightly worried.

Once you both pulled away to breathe you looked at him curiously, eyeing his bottom lip that was wet with your saliva, “That was… quite different. Good, but different,”

You began to see a light blush creep onto his cheeks. Alex Law, blushing? You must be dreaming. “What can I say, I’m just full of surprises.” He replied with his signature, cocky grin.

“Is there a particular reason for this pleasant change in behavior, or should I be worried about our office shenanigans?” You asked with a small laugh, but he looked away from you. Before you could get the chance to ask him what was wrong-

“I want you to meet my roommates. Come have dinner with us, Juliet makes a brilliant Carbonara.” He stared into your eyes expectantly, awaiting an answer.

You stared back, eyes growing wide with surprise. “Come to your place? Meet your roommates? Are you sure? That feels like a big step for us, don’t you think? I don’t.. I don’t know if your roommates would even like me-” Your slightly panicked ramble was cut off when Alex rolled his eyes and kissed you again. Another soft kiss that had your words caught in your throat. He began moving his lips to your jaw and down your neck, softly nibbling and sucking in spots he knew all too well. With a sigh you were practically putty in his hands.

“Next Saturday,” He begins between kisses, “I’ll come pick you up at 6, dinner at 7.” He sounded very final in the matter. You were in no position to argue, you simply nodded and sighed as he continued to lick, nibble and suck along your throat. You were sure you were going to have to cover up with a scarf before you stepped back into the office.

He trailed his way back up and placed another, more passionate, kiss on your lips, hands holding either side of your face. When he pulled back he was practically beaming.

“Great, see you at 6.” He then tilted your head down and planted a very quick kiss to your forehead before abandoning you altogether and leaving the supply closet. But a moment later he was peeking back inside, “And for the record, they will love you.” and then he was gone again.

#jesus christ be kind to me #it's my first fic #Alex Law #Alex Law Imagine #Alex Law headcannon #Alex Law x Reader #Shallow Grave #Shallow Grave x Reader #Shallow Grave Imagine #Alex Law Imagines #Shallow Grave Imagines #ewan mcgregor #ewan mcgregor imagine #ewan mcgregor x reader #ewan mcgregor headcannon #ewan mcgregor imagines

[sorrythisusernameisprobablytaken]

#spn #supernatural #ryan renolds #jesus christ #idk how this has gone on this long #i mean i totally do #and i kind of support it #but #the passage of time #it makes me ill #november 5th

[blueskittlesart]

someday when you're in college you may be registering for classes and see a 'TBD' next to the professor category on a class you're required to take. and you will hear a little voice in your head saying 'just take the class anyway, it can't be that bad. surely the school i'm putting myself in debt to go to wouldn't hire someone who doesn't know how to teach.' that voice is the devil. do not listen

#RIPS MY FUCK>ING HAIR OUTTTTT #WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH PUTS A TWENTY MINUTE TIMER ON FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL PERSON'S CRITIQUE. IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS A GOOD IDEA #i already complained about this to everuone who knows me bc it happened last night but i just had a 1.5 hour crit and it reignited my rage #because why did TEN PEOPLE take us FIVE HOURS TO GET THROUGH CRIT. WHYYYYYYYYYYY #torture. literal psychological torture is what i experienced last night. for real #and tonight i had a very similar crit with the same amount of people with a different prof and it took ONE AND A HALF HOURS. #LIKE GOD INTENDED. #jesus christ. do not go to art school #personal

[lucabyte]

siffrin doodles to.... capture some excess emotion??? Man. If Start Again got its hooks in me this bad I'm frankly terrified as to what ISAT will do

#literally havent drawn fanart of anything in over a year i am kind of taken aback at how much this little hatman has me in their grasp #in case that wasnt a clear enough hint i am thoroughly reccomending start again: a prologue to everyone reading this. play it right now. #and ms insertdisc5 if youre reading this: jesus fucking christ. what a job well done. im in awe #in stars and time #isat #isat siffrin #sasasap #start again start again start again #start again: a prologue #fanart #doodlebyte

[ef-1]

burn your village | female rage playlist

#f1 #lewis hamilton #behold I share with you: witch!lewis #the drivers this man has had to contend with seb (❤️); nico; alonso; masa; max like JESUS CHRIST I KNOW YOURE A WITCH #it was v important for this to be dicordant and jarring #that was the most fun part tbh switching & subverting the tonal snaps #this is going to be a lidol series bc I went through my female rage paylist and thought wow... could definitely formula-one-fy this #im trying to be nonchalant but right as i started enjoying making this that STUPID article about lewis doubting himself came out - #and I almost unalived SICK AND TWISTED #anyway literally forever in awe of him. #that one clip from monza 2017 was v important to me bc how the fuck did Lewis take the championship lead from Ferrari IN MONZA #who scripted that. and all the booing and it was so. fucking? much? #always thanks to xavier who is attentive & constructive & insightful & understands every motif even if i am sure they are known only to me #and meg who is always lovely and kind when i send her literally the most BUSTED drafts that are 80% black screens

[abjectapathy]

#hozier #hozier kneeling is really making me feel some kind of way #trying to remain respectful but jesus christ

[carefulfears]

war of the coprophages is so funny because scully is having a true weekend for women who do too much (cleaning her gun, eating ice cream out of the carton, reading breakfast at tiffanys) just reassuring mulder every 5 minutes that he doesn’t need her to come out to help him with the killer cockroaches and then she hears that he’s talking to an entomologist and he’s really interested in what this woman has to say and she immediately packs a BAG

then she meets the entomologist and she’s just, in her perfect miss dana scully way, like “fucking loser you are not even a REAL scientist”

#when dr. bambi says ‘fox told me to wait here’ and scully just mouths ‘fOx’ to herself jsjfjdjfhd #it’s the way the switch FLIPS #the only true scully jealousy episode bc the rest are just protective #but no way on jesus christ’s earth was he gonna solve killer cockroaches with another scientist #also i think she craves that kind of attention from him that he was talking about in bambi but that’s another story #i’m rewatching btw #war of the coprophages

[cinnamontoads]

i like cillian murphy he’s like if a beautiful pixie and an undead enchanted skeleton had a baby

#i’m constantly oscillating between aw he’s kind of cute and jesus christ don’t look at me you’re terrifying #someone buy him brown contacts please i’m shaking

[beanghostprincess]

what type of op sibling issues do you have?

the: "depressed older sibling who still manages to look after the younger one despite thinking of themselves as unlovable and is thankful for their sibling's love because they were each other's only support for a long time / younger sibling that feels guilty for all the burden the other had to carry and blames themselves for everything and ended up being too mature at a young age" ace and luffy type?

or the: "caring but emotionless distant older sibling under an abusive household that did what they could do to protect the younger one but it was never enough out of fear of being targeted too / younger sibling that holds grudges against family and understands that the other tried their best but it was never enough and chose to only save them whenever it was safe for them and wants to run away from the family line" reiju and sanji type?

#because me and my brother are both and it's so fucking funny hahahahahaha i need to go to therapy jesus christ #the things kinning luffy and sanji makes you write huh #sorry this is kind of vent ?? #i'm just in a very ace/luffy and reiju/sanji siblings dynamic mood today #don't let me be sad i'll post shit like this #okay so it's never actually said that sanji resents reiju for her behavior but y'know what i mean #this is just me projecting ngl #one piece #black leg sanji #vinsmoke reiju #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #asl brothers

[tomboyyyaoi]

literally cant stress enough that i am a vashwood enjoyer but some vashwood shippers really are another breed. when meryl went back for vash in episode 11 and wolfwood was fucking off bc his job was done my feed was full of "NOOO WOLFWOOD GO BACK AND GET UR MAN!!!! GO SAVE HIM!!!!!" like....

#had to unfollow an artist i genuinely like for saying some absolute cumbrained shit like #'trigun is suuuuch a BL to me like its a tragic BL like come on' like jesus christ lmao #listen ive been one of those people who shipped so hard i just fucking forgot about the source material but. #that is a really fucking unbearable person to be. #no other trigun ship has this kind of fanbase. like really. #like sorry if ur like this im judging u im judging u so hard

[skrrtscree]

'Happy' December 2nd and here's to DAY 7 of Ryomina Week 2023: Afterlife/Domestic

...Let's all pretend nothing bad happened today and that they get to be happy and together... :,))

#persona 3 #persona #p3 #ryomina #ryoji mochizuki #makoto yuki #minato arisato #persona 3 art #persona fanart #ryominaweek2023 #AND THATS ALL FOLKS #jesus christ i cant believe i actually did all 7 dyas on time😭😭 #doing art for this week has challenged me alot.. for example ig i do backgrounds now😭😭 #kind of got lazy near the edn when it came to rendering and i spent the least amount of timewith this but it still came out decent #ah.. what couldve been.. 🥲🥲 #one last fact: koromaru was gonna be in this but uhh i cant draw dogs SORRY😭😭 #ALRIGHT time to go into art hibernation for the rest of the year probably #its either see yall next year unless i decide to post some random doodles <3 #regardless thank you all!!

[pop-punklouis]

you still paying money to see aotv in theaters is as bad as people paying money to see dwd in theaters 🤢

1) holy fuck go outside

2) i’m really not down for a cycle of judgement given to fans who still choose to want to see this doc in any capacity. no one is going to make me feel like garbage for simply going and see a film in theaters because i want? to?

3) fans can justifiably feel how they want. people don’t have to like certain content in the doc or the environment around it. no one is forcing anyone to spend money and see the doc if they don’t want to. i completely understand if people do not want to go, but if they do want to go, it does not affect you so why does it personally matter to you what others are choosing to spend their money on?

4) i want to see louis talk about music. i want to see him talk about his career. i want to see shots of him with his long hair. i want to see bts of tour and creating fitf. i want to see and feel the live performance edits. so i’m going to do just that. sorry if that’s not good enough for you but it’s good enough for me so lmao

5) quite frankly if someone seeing this documentary causes so much strife between you and others that you’re judging them harshly for doing so, it sounds like you need to do some self-reflection. it’s genuinely no one’s business but mine and i’ll do what i want <3

#like i don’t have the energy or time to deal with this kind of judgement lmfao #i really need to log off bc this anon pissed me off so badly but jesus christ #grey

[rosemarysoot]

ASC Thudner Spoilers // Please lord, god almighty, when she finds out she can't have kits do NOT let it factor into the decision for her to possibly become/stay a medicine cat. So not make her believe "what's the point of being a warrior now?" in any capacity because of her now infertility.

I know the timeline is all messed up (Is she 8 or 9 moons? Or is she 12? I imagine her as 10 max but who knows, not the erins) but i would like Frostpaw to have time to actually decide if she wants to be a warrior or a medicine cat. Hell, i would take her deciding she wants to be both somehow! Or some other option for what a cat could be that she forages herself. Honestly, if anything i think i just so badly don't want her to conform and become a medicine cat because she feels like she has to or it's her only option. She so desperately needs the right and time to choose, and choose well. "She was never meant to be a medicine cat," that was great! The founders themselves had to reach out to Frostpaw to guide her and she had to meditate to strengthen her connection to them, as well as her own mental development to be ready (frankly i kinda hope she doesn't get any omen sense or standard dreams from other random Starclan cats, it makes her and Riverstar feel so much more special and unique). but she already has healing skills as noted by Nightheart so i could accept her if she decided to be one in an "I forge my own destiny and place" but It wasn't her choice to start her training, and her inner dialogue talks like she's accepted that now she has the connection she's just meant to be one, which also isn't her choice!. So i don't feel like she's ready to pick what she wants to do without it feeling like it's not entirely her choice and her choice alone. Let Frostpaw CHOOSE what she wants to be for the love of god please

#ill probably delete this later #im just ill about #frostpaw #she just has no choice so often #is her being spayed kind of to me another reflection of choice being taken from her? #a little but i LOVE IT jesus christ #i will support every choice she ever makes as long as it's HER choice #asc spoilers #asc #asc thunder #warrior cats #wc #a starless clan #i dont think or want the books to go there but a perma queen frostpaw au after this would be sweet

[rqg179]

i will say though that brennan revealing last episode that kipperlilly has been going to guidance counsellor for anger issues since freshman year has absolutely ruined me for seeing her as actually evil. i cannot believe that a teenage girl with anger issues is irredeemably evil i just can't

#i believe that she's an antagonist and that she kind of sucks as a person but i just don't think she's evil #yes i know she killed another teenager this episode but like. still #if aelwyn 'kidnapped 7 teenage girls killed the former elven oracle and helped bring a dragon back to take over elmville' abernant can have #an incredibly touching & emotionally resonant redemption arc then so can kipperlilly 'killed at least one possibly two clerics' copperkettl #currently i'm choosing to believe that the ratgrinders have been manipulated into this by someone else #(jace stardiamond and porter cliffbreaker i'm fucking watching you) #i mean cmon you can't tell me 'this teenage girl has anger issues that she has been getting help for for 3 years' #and not expect me to think she was a prime target for manipulation by agents of a dead god of rage and justice #kipperlilly copperkettle get behind me i'll protect you #i still think she sucks and the bad kids have every right to hate her! especially after this episode jesus fucking christ! #it's just that i will simultaneously lay down my life in her defense now. brennan cmon don't let me down #my post #d20 #fantasy high #fhjy

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

becoming a magdalyne and nicholas fleit stan immediately. jesus CHRIST man.

#midst #midst podcast #midst spoilers #midst podcast spoilers #i've been saying i want to know more about other breach operatives but at what COST........... #quickest turnaround time i've ever experienced of being introduced to a character deciding i love them and having them be dead #(don't let me fool you here i'm completely delighted about this entire thing.) #what a way to give Shape to the undercurrent of fear in the entire breach operation. harry and saskia probably KNEW them. #jesus christ the timeline even lines up that SHERMAN may have..... #parody of myself moment learning this and going 'ah. so THIS is what hieronymous is risking if he gets caught.' #i'm going to make up SO many things in my head about maggie and nick fleit. #i hope one of them (presumably nick) did get away i think that would be kind of awesome.....

[tchotchkez]

one piece and the whole cake island arc really said: "I am sure that if you continue to live that you will meet people in this big huge world that will treat you kindly" and "it's okay to be scared, it's okay to ask for help, it's okay to not know what to do with the past while you're desperate for a future"

but most importantly it said: "kindness is the base for all of humanity"

#one piece #whole cake island #wci arc #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #whole cake island arc #FUCK FUCK FUCK GUYS #no excuse not to try and love myself with this fuckin' series around #tate watched 1p #MY KINDNESS IS WHAT MAKES ME HUMAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST