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calccispeaks · 1 year
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𝔗𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱
Michael Afton- My muse, (Your name),Love, dear Jeremy Fitzgerald- Baby, Cariño, Mi amor, Tesoro Fritz Smith- Darling, Honey, dear spouse/wife/husband, sweetheart Vanessa: Sweetie, baby girl/boy, stud, (A nickname) Vanny: (Your name), hun [[She's more interested in peepaw William Afton 😭]] Tape girl: Baby, Sweetie, Sunshine, beautiful/handsome Phone dude: Babe, baby, Angel, Sweetie, (degradation names 😫) Phone guy: Honey, Sweetheart, Baby, Sweet little thing, Pretty girl/boy
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thatgrumpybxtch · 2 years
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So what would the FNAF night guards think if their S/O has chronic nightmares? Like every dream they have is going to be a nightmare, and because of this they never get much sleep. anyway thanks! Have a good day/night/afternoon!
Thanks for the request! Sorry, I took so long, writer's block sucks. But I hope you enjoy it!
Mike Schmidt:
Much like you, he is not new to chronic nightmares
Though he has found ways to avoid them, in the most unhealthy way possible, by avoiding sleeping all together
But he wants you to be better than him and take care of yourself properly
So, despite his grump demeanor, he'll do what he can to help you go to sleep, or calm you down after bad nightmares
Mike is more than happy to sit and listen to your ranting about nightmares if it helps
Will give you caffeine after a sleepless night to keep you going
Phone Guy:
He has also had his fair share of nightmares and night terrors
Especially since he was attacked by the animatronics
He finds that actually talking about it helps him a lot personally
So he may encourage you to do the same, only if you are comfortable with it
That, and he also thrives on coffee
He will stay up with you after your nightmares to keep you company and so you know he's there if you want to talk :)
Vincent:
He honestly doesn't have nightmares often, if at all
So the first few times he's confused when you wake up panicked after a "silly little nightmare"
So you may have to explain that these nightmares really do bother you and that you don't sleep much because of it
After that, he is much more sympathetic (if that's even possible)
He likes to stay up with you after your nightmares and hold you or cuddle if you're willing too
Jeremy Fitzgerald:
Jeremy honestly doesn't get nightmares often, let alone dream that often
But when he does, they are terrifying and it leaves him unable to sleep properly for a week
He has even lost sleep because he was anxious/terrified about going to work
Whenever you tell him about these nightmares he's very sympathetic and opens up about his own experiences
He'll ask what he can do to help or if you just want to rant about it, either way, he feels better knowing he can help you
Fritz Smith:
Fritz doesn't even sleep that often or that much, not because of nightmares or anxiety but just because
So he quite literally runs on energy drinks and keeps himself busy
He has probably noticed that you hadn't been getting a lot of sleep and offers an energy drink or tells you to do something to keep yourself busy until you get tired enough to fall asleep
So his go-to method with you is to keep you busy or keep your attention until you drop, honestly not the best but at least you slept right?
He is also more than happy to hear you talk about your nightmares or stay up with you if that will help you go back to sleep
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cry1ngchild · 11 months
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Soft Mike afton hcs
Soft Mike Headcanons
Disclaimers: ya mum, i made these pre-death cuz idk how to make corpses cutie patooties also mention of death ooffff
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Michael has the biggest sweet tooth EVER, he goes to the shop for necessities and comes back with like 4 packets of sweets and a chocolate bar
He will cling onto pretty much anyone who comes into his life, he met Jeremy Fitzgerald then they became like besties in 2.6 seconds and Michael doesn’t go a day without texting him some random s*bleep*t
After yano everyone like died Henry adopted Michael and now Henry’s like the dad Mike should’ve had and Michael’s the child that was taken from Henry </33 (sad but wholesemjskwk)
Michael has polaroids of all of his friends and his family members plastered around his room <33
He makes mixtapes, SECRETLY! He would be soooo soo so embarrassed if anyone found them and listened to them. He also writes song lyrics in a journal, most of them are kind of love songish (there’s a song called nicotine by Can Of Bliss which i imagine would be close to what he writes <3)
Man’s a hoarder, he has soooo many keepsakes. everything thing he owns has sometype of sentimental value 😭😭 it’s cute but his space is so cluttered and crampedddd
Michael loves to read and if anyone let him he could talk for hoursssss about his favourites series and such
He has pillows all around the floor of his office, he overworks himself so much that he prepares for it 😭😭 Michael will fully work on something for like 50 hours and when he passes out he will pass out on these pillows 😭😭😭😭
fin~~~
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fazbear-enterprises · 6 months
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guys . . . DOES VINNY AND SCOTT DO GAY STUFF TOGETHER DURING WORK. . . (or even out of work >:] )
look dude i dont look at them more than i gotta, but my GOD. vincent is never taking her hands off of him meanwhile scott looks so uncomfy its crazy, tbh im suprised scott hasnt fired vincent with how little work he gets done.
-mike
I don't think it's my place to spread gossip... but uhm, I won't say they don't do...gay stuff?
-Jeremy Fitzgerald
OOOH THEY ARE SO FUCKING. THEY ARE SOOOO FUCKING BUNCHES. THEY CARPOOL TO WORK AND GO HOME TOGETHER EVERYDAY NOW, THEY TALK ABOUT WHAT THEYRE HAVING FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT OR IF THEY WANNA EAT OUT ITS SO GROSS!!! LIKE GET A ROOM?? AND HONESTLY BETWEEN YOU AND ME, get in close now this is hush hush.... i've seen scott kiss vincent a few times in the supplies closet since i have to go in there to get new rags every few hours! its always funny bc scott will never fail to immediately shove vincent away and start barking orders lololol
-Fritz Smith
This is stupid. Me and Vincent are only roommates. Please refrain from spreading false rumors.
-Scott Steven (Phone Guy)
Oh! Is the secret out? :)
-Vincent Bishop
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Ask #1 | Question 49: Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
Mike
Would he? Yes he would. His Ma taught him to always be polite. Try sometime at least once before you decide you don’t like it..He’ll eat whatever it is that you put on the table- but NO guaranties that this man will finish or ask for seconds if it isn’t good, or if it’s something he doesn’t like.
If Mike was eating the not so good dish, he’ll put a spoon full of it in his mouth (or forkful) and gag in his mouth while it’s closed and swallow the food as fast as possible. He’ll try to get through it without complaint and you can see he’s still struggling. He’s trying to hide it but he can’t. He’ll be polite enough to finish a plate or bowl, but no more.
He might honestly feel a bit bad for his reaction. But if his taste buds don’t like the taste what’s he suppose to do?…
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Fritz
Fritz doesn’t mind trying new things..even if they contain the things he doesn’t like.
He likes food and finding new flavors- which helps open up his palette to some new dishes. And who doesn’t love a new favorite food? Right? Maybe the thing he doesn’t like in the dish won’t be so strong.
So yeah, he’ll try the dish. He’ll probably be eating it and immediately taste how gross it is as soon as it hits his tongue, because the thing he doesn’t like ends up actually being stronger than he thought it would be in the dish. But this man for the sake of being polite, tries to tank it and finish it. You can see his face is struggling, similar to Mike but Fritz knows how to downplay more than him.
It’s the look of a slight nervous “uh oh” face with a fake smile paired with it. He’s trying y’all…he’s trying.
He’ll finish it though, but obviously won’t go back for more.
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Jeremy
Oh boy. Jeremy.
He would, but he’s not good at hiding it either. Mike and Fritz are probably the better ones at dealing with this (to an extent). Scott being more so better at it than any of them though.
When Jeremy began eating the dish he immediately started to cough, putting a fisted hand over his mouth while putting his head down.
He’s trying to keep it together but to no avail.
He swallows it after he gets his cough under control but not without a loud gulp. He wasn’t trying to be rude, but he’s definitely expressive when it comes to things he doesn’t like.
He doesn’t hide it good at all. (Food wise.)
He’ll offer a smile, but it’s apologetic. He knows how he reacted was considered as rude. He’ll try to finish as much as he can..but it ends up only half the plate or bowl.
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Scott
Scott would.
As he tries and takes a bite or spoonful of whatever that he’s eating, he realizes how disgusting it is again. He just stops completely, processing what that taste is in his mouth- while also unsure of what to do and he doesn’t like to make a scene about things.
It’s not like he can spit it out or make a face- he keeps it together. He slowly eats it, taking his time. Long waits and pauses between each mouthful. If he does it too fast, he knows for sure he’ll gag or cough.
He’ll finish the plate or bowl- but it takes an odd amount of time.
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Vincent
Vincent is also very expressive, like Jeremy. He can’t compose himself as well as the others. And he failed to do so with this dish.
For the sake of being polite, he tried the dish. As soon as he got a taste he made a face, it wasn’t intentional. It just happened. He wasn’t being rude, it’s just it didn’t taste good and he didn’t like it. There wasn’t much else to it.
He’ll eat the dish midway before having enough and sayings he’s done when he’s trying to get out of it.
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friday-the-400th · 1 year
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HELLO!!
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AYOOO HI GUYSSSS :0 im Caleb!
19!! yrs old :)
he/they pronouns
check here for my most latest and popular posts!
i do hcs and oneshots mostly, but i can do stories and such.
i like slasher, horror ,dsaf, dialtown, fnaf :3 i use tonetags and gifs mostly >.im just a silly :) i like memes and i do art sometimes XD
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what i’ll write for:
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-dsaf (any characters)
-error 143 (✨micah yujin✨)
-TWILIGHT SAGA CHARACTERS (CULLENS ONLY)
-diary of a Wimpy Kid movies (any characters)
-ash williams (i simp for that badass)
-supernatural (any characters)
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-slasher/horror characters (any characters)
such as:
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-Rusty Nail
-The Sinclair Brothers
-Micheal Myers
-Jason Voorhees
-Billy Loomis + Stu Macher (poly or not)
-Thomas Hewitt
-Brahms Heelshire
-Billy Lenz
-Asa Emory
-Hannibal Lecter
-Harry Warden
Candyman/Daniel Robitaille
-Jack Torrence
-Norman Bates
-Kurt Kunkle
-Carrie White
-Tiffany Valentine
-Jennifer Check -whatever one you want, bro
-☆☆☆AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY AND GOOD OMENS CHARACTERS!!!!!
_-------------------------------------------------_ new! -mike schmidt -scott pilgrim (any characters) -john wick -stranger things -saw (any of them excluding the new movie, because i haven't seen it yet.) -otto octavius! -spider man characters! (any) -marvel!
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PLEASE PUT THEM IN THE ASK BOX IF YOU HAVE ANY <3
(male readers only usually and gn (im not good at writing for women)
-male
-gn!
-hc reader (soft!, shy!, ect
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PLEASE ASK FOR MICHEAL MYERS STUFF PLEASEE
this is my Twitter btw https://twitter.com/aziraphalesbff
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mitsvriii · 11 months
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Memories
TW’s: Mentions of death, William Afton, cursing
Pairings: Michael Afton x reader, Glamrock Freddy x reader?, past Michael Afton x Jeremy Fitzgerald, slight Glamrock Freddy x Glamrock Bonnie
Reader type: Can be any but reader uses gender neutral pronouns
Word Count: 1.3k+
A/N: the urge to write lookalike like look-a-like, i hate putting Michael and William’s names in the same color, Glammike Au, yes William is his own trigger warning even if he’s only mentioned as “father” like once, i screwed with the timeline to fit the story, Michael’s a dumbass but we love him, humanoid animatronics because i can’t describe animatronics for the life of me, Glamrock Bonnie is silly goofy, might make a short series of this if it does good, Glamrock Bonnie’s personality and design is not accurate as he is not in-game, Glamrock Bonnie makes Bugs Bunny references because he’s like that, i wrote this during a hyperactive swing so it’s gonna be quirky
Michael remembers. Something that he’s never been fond of. He remembers his siblings, his parents, friends, old jobs, animatronics, souls, his old lovers. The memories fade in and out, something he blames on the programming in the stupid human form of an animatronic.
Don’t get him wrong, he didn’t hate it. But it was tiring to say the least. Having to put on shows with kids climbing and clinging onto you, it always brought him back to when Elizabeth would clutch onto him. Begging him to convince his father to let her near Circus Baby.
But at least the rest of the animatronics made it manageable. Glamrock Chica always made bubbly jokes, Roxanne gave decent good advice, Monty was…well Monty. And then there was Glamrock Bonnie.
He reminded Michael of Jeremy to an extent, he even gave him the nickname “Bon”. Bon cracked jokes and had the sense of humor that Michael could stand. He gave him cheeky smiles and seemed to beam whenever he showed up near the bowling area. If Michael didn’t know any better he’d assume Bon liked him.
But whenever Michael contemplated asking him of his feelings, his mind traced back to you and Jeremy. Although it was mostly you. Michael had dated Jeremy on and off until he died after being bit by Mangle. He then somehow found comfort in you.
You two had met up somehow when he moved in your neighborhood after he moved away from his birth state. You had lived in the neighborhood for a while, and he learned early on that you were quite a busy bee.
He remembers how you brought him over some cookies as a housewarming gift, apologizing in advance if he didn’t like the flavor. He simply brushed it off and took them anyways.
Your visits got more frequent to the point were you two become close friends. You would stay over at his house to watch “The Immortal and The Restless” with him, not quite understanding why he seemed to be so obsessed with the show.
But despite your jests and teases you always stayed and watched every episode with him. He seemed to enjoy your company, always managing to fall asleep with his head on your shoulder.
He was cute when he sleep, although you never told him that until later on when you two were together. You had a habit with playing with his hair, running your hand through his chocolate locks.
Throughout the numerous compliments and flirts about his appearance, you never said anything about his eyes for some reason. He found that weird but didn’t push it. Maybe it was another quirk of yours.
The rest of the memories of you were blurry. He could never make out a full memory of you two while he was working at Circus Baby’s, nor when you two got together. He does remember how tightly you hugged after he showed up a few days after retching up Ennard. Not caring about the smell or the fact he was a corpse now.
He was evem more surprised when you still stayed with him when he blandly told you about his new condition. He remembers how things seemed to get rougher in your relationship, between his quest to free all of the souls and the frequent night shifts.
He let out a chuckle as he thought back on the face you made when he told you he burned down a building with his dad in it. You didn’t seem to know whether to laugh or scold him.
Burn down a building….
He frowned as the thought crossed his mind. The last fire he started was the one that quite literally turned his life upside down. His soul must have been stuck in some sort of coma because he doesn’t know how long it had been.
One minute he was burning, ready to go see ve with his siblings and mother, leaving his father behind and the next he was being tested for malfunctions. He wondered if you were even still alive. He would go look but it’s not like he could leave.
And god forbid he try to ask around for information about you. If you were dead he’d be seen as a lunatic and if you weren’t nobody would probably know who you were. For all he knew you might not be even living here anymore.
Michael jumped as he felt a finger tap his shoulder, he turned to glance at who poked him. Bon was stood there with furrowed brow, a lip tugged between his teeth as he chewed on it nervously. A pet peeve Michael picked up on his first week as Glamrock Freddy.
“Are you okay? You seemed…off”, Bon spoke, tilting his head a little, “Did you not get your software update done last night?”
Bon’s joke seemed to do little to help with Michael’s mood, causing him to frown. His jokes always helped him, even if it was a little bit, so why not now?
“Fred? You good?”
Good, Michael hadn’t been “good” since he was with you. Bon sighed before shifting closer to Michael, peering at him with curious and worried eyes. “Fred? Anyone in there?”
Michael shifted his eyes back from the floor to Bon’s, a blush of embarrassment covering his face as he realized his lack of response. He shifted back a little, causing the humanoid bunny’s ears to droop a little. Though he quickly covered it up.
”Say Bon…do you know a {name} {last name}?”
“Uh”, Bon chewed on his lip again as he seemed to rack his brain for answers, “Not really? Actually I’m gonna give it to ya straight doc I don’t.”
“Right”, Michael sighed as he leaned against the wall. He looked around the Pizzaplex, his eyes seemed to dim. Bon said nothing as he leaned against the wall beside him, hesitantly grabbing Michael’s hand as an act of comfort.
“Are they uh, are they your friend or?…”
Michael opened his mouth to speak but he couldn’t seem to get the words out. What was he to say anyways? Hey my name’s actually Michael Afton and I’m possessing this humanoid animatronic. My dad’s a serial killer and my family’s dead.
“Bon do you trust me?”
“With my life”, the response was almost immediate and his grip on Michael’s hand seemed to tighten.
“I need to tell you something”, Michael glanced at Bon before releasing his hand, motioning for him to follow, “C’mon, we’ll go to my “room”.”
If someone were to search up a picture to match the word flabbergasted, Glamrock Bonnie’s current face would show up. He was gaping like a fish out of water at him, shifting on the orange couch.
Bon let out a dry laugh, “You uh, you sure are funny doc I’ll give you that. Seems like you really did miss that software update.”
Bon only chuckled nervously at Michael’s blank expression. A low and long sigh leaving him at the sight of it. “Okay Michael…so what do you want me to do with this information?”
“I want you to help me find out about {name}, just anything at all. You could ask Vanessa, you two are close.”
Bon raised an eyebrow as he got off of the couch, stretching, “She hates me. And she’s always looking at me like she wants to kill me or something. It’s weird.”
“I’ll help you the best I can Fred, but it’s only a matter of time before like, you’ll have to spill the beans”, Bon walked over and gave Michael’s shoulder a playful punch, “I’ll report back in a few sergant.”
Bon mock-saluted before leaving the room, leaving Michael alone once again. A sigh left him as he watched Bon almost hop away from the window. He could only hope that he would return with good news.
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bluebeardsfinalgirl · 8 months
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I CANT LOOK UP ANYTHING FNAF ON THIS WEBSITE CAUSE EVERY POST IS LIKE “SUN AND MOON X READER HE GETS YOUR PREGNANT AND EATS UR PLACENTA” “JEREMY FITZGERALD AND MICHAEL AFTON CREAMPIE YOU” HELPPPP MEEEEE
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weirdoinaband · 2 years
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UHHHH. IF ANYONE WANTS TO LIKE... REQUEST READER INSERT FOR BLUEYCAPSULES IM HERE!!!
I kinda suck at writing, but my friends think I'm good... so I guess I can post x reader on Tumblr. I'll do just about anyone from any volume for any reader. Heres a list I guess:
1. 🇬🇧 William Afton/Dave Miller 🇨🇱
2. Henry Emily
3. Boss Boseman
4. Phillip 'Gee'
5. CEO (I MEAN MAYBE... IF I CAN GET HIS CHARACTER RIGHT FOR ONCE)
6. Chauncey Bohner-Focker
7. Micheal Afton
8. Jeremy Fitzgerald
9. Joan Mudruga
10. Gabriel Boseman 🍀
11. Cassidy Boseman
12. Fritz Valentino 🇮🇹
13. I might even do the animatronics for like no reason... :/
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Random Exsamples Of Platonic Stuff
1. Boseman Kids
2. Jerry Boseman
3. Susie Denver
Uhhhhh. I'm a minor... sooooooooooo... no NSFW. I might make dirty jokes, but that's it. I would feel weird writing NSFW for anyone. But uhhhh... otherwise request whatever your heart desires (yandere even. Idc)
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- Izzy ;)
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anjo404 · 6 months
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Okay let me rq tell you who's all in my au and what its about
Relife AU is basically just "what is Willy figured out how to bring them back". It's set in the Pizzaplex lmao.
So lemme get started on the characters lmao
Freddy's handler: Michael Afton! This pairing is mostly based off the glammike au.
Bonnie's handler: Jeremy Fitzgerald! I dunno I just think they would work pretty well together.
Chica's handler: Elijah Roberts! One of my friend's OCS, he's so silly I love him. Based off my friend Eli who loves Glam Chica and sometimes helps me write.
Roxy's handler: Jessica Monet! My oc this time, she's alot like Roxy (which is why Monty calls her creepy in the Monty x Reader fanfic)
Monty's handler: Patty Tenman! You play as her in the fanfic lmao. She's also a lot like Monty personality-wise.
Sun/Moon's handler: Angel Fitzgerald! Based off myself. Also acts a lot like her animatronic(s). Jeremy's cousin.
Music Man's handler: Nicole Hester! I love her with all my heart, based off a childhood pal mixed slightly with Norman Polk.
Vanessa has the same job, and Gregory and Cassie are still the same as well.
But now there's two other kids!
Alice Fitzgerald, Jeremy and Angel's niece! She adores Chica almost as much as Elijah does.
And Clara Bishap! Her favorite is Sundrop and she's a daycare regular.
And William is the CEO! I still dislike him.
No Elizabeth or Evan yet unfortunately but they'll be there soon...
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calccispeaks · 1 year
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𝓙𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓶𝔂 𝓕𝓲𝓽𝔃𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓭
H e a d c a n o n s:
❤️‍🔥 Terms of endearment
S c e n a r i o s:
F i c s:
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gaywizardracoon · 2 years
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Hello, my name is Elliot and I'm new to tumblr! I'm a transmasc boy and I like to write, read and draw :)
Things I will write about:
Fluff ☁️❤
Angst💔
Ships 💭(depending on the people)
Things I will NOT write about:
Smut (I'm a minor)
Pa3d0philia
Toxic ships (unhealthy relationships)
R3pe (non-con)
Minor shipping (all these characters are teens or over but not to old)
I might add some more if I think of any lol
Here are the fandoms/people I will write for :)
Stranger things
-Steve Harrington
-Eddie Munson
-Nancy Wheeler
-Robin Buckley (x fem reader cuz she's lesbian)
-Jonathan Byers
-Argyle
-Chrissy Cunningham
-Eleven/Jane
-Mike Wheeler
-Will Byers
-Dustin Henderson
-Lucas Sinclair
-Max Mayfield
-(i don't wrote for Billy hargrove so don't ask)
Dickensian
-Arthur Havisham
Spree
-Kurt Kunkle
The Outsiders
-Darry Curtis
-Sodapop Curtis
-Ponyboy Curtis
-Johnny Cade
-Dallas Winston
-Two-Bit Mathews
-Steve Randle
Umbrella academy
-Klaus Hargreeves
-Diego Hargreeves
-Viktor Har
The Owl House
-Hunter
-Willow
Fnaf
-William Afton
-Michael Afton
-Jeremy Fitzgerald
Helluva Boss
-Blitzø
-Stolas
-Luna
-Moxxie
-Millie
Hazbin Hotel
-Angel Dust
-Alastor?
-Charlie
-Husker
Mha
-Present Mic
-Aizawa
-All Might
-Izuku Midoryia
-Katsuki Bakugou
-Shoto Todoroki
-Ejiro Kirishima
-Denki Kaminari
-Sero
-Mina Ashido
-Ochako
-Shinsou
-Himiko Toga
-Dabi
-Shigaraki
-Twice
Encanto
-Dolores Madrigal
-Camilo Madrigal
-Luisa Madrigal
-Isebella Madrigal
-Mirabel Madrigal
Sally face
-Sal Fisher
-Larry Johnson
-Ashley Campbell
-Todd Morrison
-Travis Phelps
-Niel
These arent all of them but they are the ones I could think of rn. You can request other characters as long as it doesn't have the things I will not write in it but don't be upset if I decline and/or it takes long for me to write it remember I am human :) Love you all be safe <33
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am-i-ourple · 2 years
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A continuation of random stuff me and my friends have said as these characters-
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Jeremy: *looking at soup for a long time*
Y/N: are you okay?
Jeremy: this soup is all the staged of the chicken-
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Michael: cake in any form is my favorite food
Jeremy: even ass?
Michael: especially ass!
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Henry: the computer isn't working
Charlie: want me to hiss at it?
Henry: I mean you can try but I don't think that'll work
Charlie: *aggressive cat noises*
Computer: *starts working*
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Jeremy: if you think about it anything is a paper towel if you use it like one
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Y/N: IF YOU CAN SIMP FOR BILL CIPHER, I CAN SIMP FOR THE STANS
Jeremy: HES A DEMON, HES OLD AND THATS OKAY CAUSE HES A DEMON, THOSE ARE JUST OLD MEN
Y/N: AND THEY ARE HOT OLD MEN
Michael: so no one here likes Soos?
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William: my ass is the only anti-depressent I need
Henry: bestie your as flat as a sheet of paper, white girls make fun of you
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Henry: if my coffee isn't in my cup soon I'll cry
Y/N: Bestie it was in your cup, now its on the floor, you have tripped
Im crying all of these are perfect 😭😭😭
These are also all 1000% canon omg
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fazbear-enterprises · 9 months
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@ everyone, weirdest thing you've seen/experienced at a fazbear establishment, go!!
the amount of times i've seen those machines groan and scream is too many in one man's life. i don't get paid enough for it.
- mike
It was weird, I was uh working day shift and the original Chica had gotten out onto the show floor, but she didn't do anything like she does to the night guards! She actually tried to work the floor like she did in her original restaurant, it was kinda sad,,, uhm until the next night I worked night shift... blergh...
- Jeremy Fitzgerald
Oh! This is an easy one, A parent comes in with their kids and everything is normal til the parent just- POOFS leaves, and the kids are like oh yeah she does that :) guess your our babysitter now. AND OBVIOUSLY IM LIKE WHAT?!? NOO??? But I have to be we can't have any more missing children cases sooooo- AND then the parent comes back at 8PM. TWO HOURS AFTER CLOSING.
And she looks like she just came out of a drag queens vagina, straight up covered in glitter and sequins, EXHAUSTED, like ok woman i get your working or something but get a babysitter jfc! i hate working retail sometimes.
- Fritz Smith
Darling, the weirdest thing seen here is the workers! I mean we have Sir Normal Man, Punctuation Face, Afton Rebotic's JR, Phone Face and of course the only normal one here, Me~ ;) and that's not even counting the waiter's and cooking staff!
This place is like a circus sometimes I swear!
- Vincent Bishop
I don't think I have the clearance to say. I don't want to risk my job... Sorry! :)
- Scott Steven (Phone Guy ♥️☎️)
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cemetary-lady · 2 years
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could i rq blueycapsules michael, jeremy and philip guy platonic hcs for them with a younger coworker? like around 14-15
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MICHAEL AFTON
Definitely he is going to be your super worried, shy, sweet, caring and polite brother figure. He is very attached to you since he lost both of his siblings and wants to be better with you, if you are willing to give him a chance. Some of his antics are similar to Sunny (for example; one of his usual stims is putting his hands like when one has to preach [help I don't know what other way I should use to explain this, I'm sorry I hope I made it clear enough] and this gesture is one that Sunny often did when still alive) so he's going to cook you little meals, help you with tasks and try his best to comfort you when you need it. He's the definition of being insecure so assure him he's doing a good job. He loves you so much and always hopes only the best for you.
JEREMY FITZGERALD
Jeremy is definitely (accidentally) going to put you in a lot of trouble since he's 100% going to convince you very often to help him prank people. Dave hates you two with a burning passion /hj. He's the chaotic, cool, funny and extrovert brother figure. He definitely does to you that thing where you grab a person under your arm and aggressively mess their hair up whenever he sees you. He tells you a lot how cool and special you are because regardless his chaotic behavior, he cares a lot about you. He likes teaching you stuff he knows and pays everytime you two go out to eat together. He is suuuper supportive and proud of you so expect him to be extra if you reach any of your goals.
PHILIP GUY
He is the shy, responsible, caring and loving type of brother figure. I see Phil as a person who can read really well other people so he understands really well your body language, he's going to politely scold anyone that makes you uncomfortable. He's very protective of you especially with Dave. He is very sweet, loving and careful with you. He treats you like you're some kind of precious gem. You're very important to him and he always does his best to make you live the best adolescence. Phil is also really good at giving advice and he's the most reliable one at keeping secrets among all three so there is really no need at all to doubt him because he's the most loyal person you will ever know and he'd rather take a bullet than breaking your trust. Speaking of which, he'd take a bullet for you, yes. Even more than one if that's what is needed to keep you safe and protect you.
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I understand that the part of the FNAF fandom that I'm writing for right now is pretty fucking old compared to everything else I'm writing for but I just wanna write for these guys ok? I love them so much-
Anyway what I was actually going to write-
Also their personalities are based on how they act in five nights at flirting and how they act in ask the FNAF crew, so I'm going off of two different sources ok? So just bear with me here-
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FNAF Night guards with short but feisty s/o! (This kind of Turned into general stuff too so-)
Hight chart that I'm using (you're 5'0 in this) :
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Mike schmit
He’d definitely tease you for your height, but not as much as vincent would.
He teases you because he finds your reaction funny.
Nicknames like shorty, short stack, shorty cake, basically anything to remind you of how short you are so he can see you get all worked up over it, but he does know when enough is enough.
He also gives you cute nicknames, for example, ‘doll face’.
Definitely would love being the big spoon when cuddling .
Whenever you are near pirate cove he gets nervous because of what happened in 87.
Does that thing where he puts arm on your head and leans on it and because he's 6’0 he nearly makes you fall down because of how short you are and you try to bring him with you.
When there is something in a shelf that you can't reach he’d either help you get it by taking it and giving it to you like a normal person, or pick you up high enough to reach it yourself like a freaking weirdo XD.
Even if you're a lot shorter than him he'd still want to lay on you sometimes when cuddling. I really don't know why I can see him doing this, but if you’ve got boobs he's not going to put his face in them, instead he's going to nuzzle his face in your neck. (he probably would if you talk him into it but he’ll be blushing like crazy).
He makes jokes and puns about your shortness.
Jeremy fitzgerald
He's so precious omg- he kinda likes the fact that Y/N is shorter than him, because when he hugs them he kinda feels like maybe he could protect them.
He still has to be the little spoon sometimes to, he also needs to feel protected.
He doesn't tease, all the nicknames and all the gestures from this man gives Y\N is to show them how much he loves them, and to be honest i don't think Y\N would be able to really get mad at him because he never gives them a reason to be.
He loves hugs but kisses can be a bit much if they are unexpected.
If you love anime like he does you two watch a lot of it on his days off, also please cosplay as sailor moon for he he would love that-
Just cosplay with him, please-
Don't be mean to him, he's dealt with enough of that in his life just be nice to him he deserves it.
If he ever tries to talk to you he doesn't need any comments all he wants is for you to listen and hug him. All he needs is for someone to listen.
Scott (phone guy)
This man, no matter who you are, he is going to be protective of you around an animatronic because of 'the accident'.
He hates Vincent, please don't be friends with him Scott will hate it.
He flips off Vincent regularly even if you are friends with him.
He may be selfconsions but he will still be kinda sassy.
He may or may not give a backhanded compliment here and there because that's just his sense of humor, but that doesn't mean he won't give you compliments that are sweet enough to give you cavities.
He loves the fact that you are so much shorter than him, he loves the feeling of being able to hold your tiny frame ❤️.
He also loves it when you're feisty, he just finds it funny watching you get so worked up over small things.
He's called you a Chihuahua before and you can't tell me otherwise. And it is also one of the few nicknames he has for you so you'll have to get used to it I guess.
Fritz smith(I'm just going to apologize in advance because I really don't know his personality that well)
This man is asexual and protective.
His nicknames for you will be stuff like 'pop rock'. That is the main nickname he uses for you but they will be anything that has to do with food.
He loves cuddling with you, even if he's not the big spoon he loves it (Fritz anytime you two cuddle: 🥰💕💖❤️) He also likes kissing you, but he prefers cuddles.
You can't tell me that hugging this man wouldn't be like hugging a human sized marshmallow-
This man can cook amazingly. Anything you want to eat he's going to want to make for you because he really enjoys cooking.
He actually doesn't like that you can get so worked up over small things but he will talorates it or make fun of the fact with the nickname he gives you.
He would HATE IT if you ever steal his glasses, please don't do it he can't see worth two shits without them.
He just adores you ok? The time I'm making this take place, guys with his body type didn't really get much attention, and if you both are guys then most people wouldn't take too kindly to you two if they knew, sadly… (I'm talking about the 80s-90s. The amount of homophobia is the only thing I hate about those times)
Vincent (purple guy)
He will flirt with you nonstop and has definitely tried (and depending on what type of person you are probably has seceded) to seduce you to do the deed on work hours.
He loves that you're feisty, he thinks it just makes you even cuter and more irresistible.
He'd definitely call you nicknames like 'little dove', 'fragile flower' and 'little bunny'.
He's a bit of a pervert but obviously when you two get together he ends up focusing all that on you and (finally) leaves Scott alone. Scott is very thankful you came along.
(This is optional) You and Scott actually become good friends, and surprisingly, it's not only because you got Vincent to leave him alone!
If you're asexual, he'll stop it with the sexual flirting, but he will still flirt with you. Listen Hun, he's never going to stop flirting with you. That's just one of the many conditions of dating him!
This man does weird shit, like for example, he will buy a new touster 3:00 in the morning if his old one breaks (and might I add he forces you to go with him) but one of the only things he does that's normal is get stuff off the high shelf's for you.
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Oh my stars this took a ridiculously long time to write I'm so sorry about that- but I gotta admit I love the way this turned out!
August 7th 2022 edit: no typos because this was around the time that I started writing my stuff in Google docs, but I worded so many things weirdly- I also fixed some punctuation but that's all.
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