#jacquelyn scieszka

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr

#lemony snicket #jacquelyn scieszka #mr. poe #count olaf #fernald widdershins #henchperson of indeterminate gender #esmé squalor #carmelita spats #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #text post meme

[snckt]

she comes highly recommended.

happy secretary’s day!

#asoue #jacquelyn scieszka #a series of unfortunate events #asoueedit #series . asoue #adore her !! ✨💚 #also i started this late last night and it looks like this now i would squint while looking at it asdfghjkl #stamp is miss rosalind because i think the book r duchess of winnipeg would very much adore his girl friday! #they could have had so many reporter threads throughout this series and they made mr poe’s WIFE the main snappy reporter ? hurts me 😭

[unfortunatetheorist]

Is Jacquelyn at fault in the Netflix series? (NCT)

Jacquelyn Scieszka is one of the most notable differences between Book- and Netflix-Canon. Her character is often portrayed alongside Larry Your-Waiter, with the pair acting as 'noble', working against Olaf and his accomplices, throughout the series.

However, there is one point I have picked up on to argue that Jacquelyn caused the heinous events of The Wide Window to occur: Jacquelyn chased Olaf onto the SS Prospero, and this was, arguably, one of the greatest mistakes made in this show.

Of course, as viewers, we understand her intentions:

Bring Olaf to justice, as nothing can happen once he's in Peru (even he knows that!)

Bring back Klaus' half of the Baudelaire spyglass

But this act made Olaf jump into the water below, where he would've made it back to shore, to meet with his troupe, before taking a boat out onto Lake Lachrymose, where The Wide Window's events begin.

If Jacquelyn did NOT get onto the SS Prospero, this would've happened:

Olaf sails away to Peru on the SS Prospero, to (in his words) "wait for the manhunt to die down, eat some cuy"

The Baudelaires go to live with their Aunt Josephine

Poe gets his promotion (probably)

Manhunts take YEARS to die down; Osama Bin Laden's - for example - took 10-15 years, before the US Navy tracked him down to a compound in North-West Pakistan.

So, here's the real genius of this part: by the time Olaf returns because the manhunt has died down, the Baudelaires already have access to their fortune!

As the phrase goes,

"It [was] a wicked thing to do, for a noble reason."

Did she have a choice?

¬ Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

#asoue #lemony snicket #vfd #a series of unfortunate events #snicketverse #asoue netflix #theory #jacquelyn scieszka #count olaf #ss prospero #peru #the reptile room #the wide window #larry your waiter #the baudelaires #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire

[curiouscreationss]

ASOUE characters: How popular are they on Ao3?✨📚😎😮🫢

No.of fics with each character in them

Baudelaires:

Beatrice: 417

Bertrand: 257

🔧Violet: 977 🏆

📚Klaus: 822

🍳 Sunny: 662

👶 Beatrice II: 192

Quagmires:

Mrs Quagmire: 34

Mr Quagmire: 28

🖋️Isadora: 369 🏆

🗞️ Duncan: 367

🗺️ Quigley: 332 (Surprising tbh, I thought he’d win out of the triplets at least)

Widdershins:

⚓️Captain Widdershins: 40

🍄 Fiona: 114

🪝 Fernald: 166 🏆

Olaf+his troupe:

🎭 Count Olaf: 722 🏆

🍸 Esmé Squalor: 379

Woman with hair but no beard: 30

Man with beard but no hair: 25

👓 Georgina Orwell: 143

Henchperson of indeterminate gender: 84

Bald man: 57

White-faced women: 56 (just mildly less popular than the bald man yet there’s TWO of them- that’s gotta blow 😔-)

🎪[The Freaks] 🎪

Kevin: 14 🏅

Hugo: 13

Collette: 12

Denouements:

Frank: 76

Ernest: 92

🦄: 102 🏆

Snickets: (Take this with a grain of salt bc they have a whole other series -ATWQ- going for them)

Jaques: 347

Kit: 410

Lemony: 536 🏆

Guardians+the likes:

🏦 Mr Poe: 104

🗞️ Eleanora Poe: 14

📰 Polly Poe: 1

🐑 Edgar Poe: 10

💰 Albert Poe: 6 (Why is Edgar more popular??)

🐍Uncle Monty: 114

🐍 Ink/The Incredibly Deadly Viper: 8

🪟 Aunt Josephine: 72

Ike Anwhistle: 26

[🚬 Sir: 30

Charles: 54

👓 Georgina Orwell: 143 🏅

😃 Phil: 10 ]

[🎻Vice Principal Nero: 37 (That’s less than the bald man who has maybe 3 lines total, take that!)

Mrs Bass: 4 (Damn.)

Ms. Tench: 2 (Double damn)

Mr Remora: 3

📚 Olivia Caliban: 237 🏅]

🍸 Jerome Squalor: 104

(✨Esmé Squalor: 379 but I put her in the Olaf’s troupe section. This is just for quick comparison to Jerome. Poor guy. Ish. I don’t actually feel that bad for him tbh.)

🦅 The Council of Elders: 4

🎈 Hector: 48

Hal: 8

Babs: 9

Phil: 10

[🍎 Ishmael: 17

🐟 Miranda Caliban: 8

🕶️ Friday Caliban: 26 🏅

🚢 Thursday: 5 ]

Miscellaneous VFD members:

😎 Jacquelyn Scieszka: 172 🏆

🎥 Gustav Sebald: 78

🐟 Larry Your-Waiter: 85

👑 Duchess R of Winnipeg: 61 or 64 (3 are under ‘Duchess R’

Uncategorised:

Ben: 4

🚲 The Paperboy: 3

💃 Carmelita Spats: 149

Top 3:

1~ Violet Baudelaire! 🔧💜 (977 fics on Ao3 are tagged ‘Violet Baudelaire’! 🎉)

2~Klaus Baudelaire!!📚💙(822 fics!)

3~ Count Olaf! 👁️ 😈 (722 fics!)

Loser:

Polly Poe (with a disappointing 1 fic!😱)

#asoue #asoue fic #a series of unfortunate events #soue #ao3 #asoue fanfic #klaus baudelaire #Violet Baudelaire #Sunny Baudelaire #beatrice baudelaire #bertrand baudelaire #lemony snicket #kit Snicket #Jaques Snicket #quagmire triplets #Baudelaire children #Baudelaire orphans #fiona widdershins #fernald widdershins #count Olaf #esmé squalor #jerome squalor #Charles #sir #jacquelyn scieszka #olivia caliban #the denouements #dewey denouement #ernest denouement #gustav sebald

[olivia-calidamn]

lesbian day of visibility and secretaries day….. Jacquelyn is at her most powerful

#jacquelyn scieszka #ldov 2023 #asoue netflix

[beatricebidelaire]

jacquelyn scieszka, this one’s for you

#vera.txt #jacquelyn scieszka

[lesbian-in-leather]

jacquelyn/esme !

Oh oh oh this is such a good one!!!!! Okay:

They're definately a very explosive pair—Jacquelyn likes to come off as very composed and controlled, but Esmé can get under her skin in a matter of minutes; which she both hates and (if she was to be entirely honest with herself) immensely enjoys because very few people can get to her like that. Esmé just likes causing problems, and their verbal (and physical) sparring matches are infinately entertaining to her

The fact that, on paper, Jacquelyn is the high society lady and Esmé is some nobody from nowhere important is endlessly interesting to me. They go to fancy events together and people that have never met them assume Esmé is Jac and Jac is Esmé based entirely on how they dress/act/etc. It's not that Jac is necessarily bad at it, but even though she was raised to be a Duchess, she just seems so much stiffer and less comfortable in the world of tea parties and endless gossip, while Esmé fits in seamlessly. Esmé's also the only partner Jac's family has ever approved of (despite her lack of land, title, or breeding), and Jac is constantly furious about it

Maybe it's just because I'm a sucker for angst, but I do like to imagine that, despite everything, Jacquelyn did genuinely care about Esmé. She never made this known, of course, and even Esmé just assumed she merely appriciated what they could do for each other—but if you rewatch Esmé's speech at the In Auction in Netflix's TEE and watch for Jac's reaction when she thinks Esmé's coming back to their side... it's sad, lads

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you three things I like about it!

#the lesbian herself #tangentiallly #thanks for the ask!!!! #esmé squalor #jacquelyn scieszka #i do genuinely really want to write a fic for them #they're so facinating to me #i did not proof read this i'm sorry

[noodle-the-queen]

Reposting this bc I realized tagged with wring person like a big ol dumb idiot 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

ANYWAYS. here’s my fan work for the ASOUE Wicked Way Exchange, this time with the correct tag bc I’m dumb. Ha ha. This is for @drpinkky !! A lil background on the piece: I had this scene in my head of Esme and Jacquelyn running into each other and getting into an argument, and Jacquelyn is trying so so so so hard to keep her composure but Esme knows just how to piss her off and says something that makes Jacquelyn SO mad. I liked this idea if their dynamic with each other being the opposite of how they usually are, with Esme being more calm and smug and Jacquelyn being more emotional and angry since those are usually swapped when they’re with other people. Anyways!! Here’s the art! I’m so glad I got to do this!!

#asouefanworkevent #wicked way exchange #jacquelyn scieszka #esme squalor #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #fan art #art #my artwork

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr

#lemony snicket #esmé squalor #count olaf #frank denouement #jacquelyn scieszka #olivia caliban #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #text post meme

[unfortunatetheorist]

DOUBLE Quote Debunk (5 & 6): The Debunk-ly Hallows

"Because you'll be in prison!" ¬ J.S.

...but who, you ask, is 'J.S.' ?

In fact, to fully debunk this quote, we must first refer to the context it has, on both occasions:

J.S. refers to:

Jacquelyn Scieszka

Justice Strauss

And what comes before is very important - Olaf's words, ON BOTH OCCASIONS:

The Wide Window:

O: "Why would I be eating in a prison cafeteria?"

J.S: "Because you'll be in prison!"

The Penultimate Peril:

O: "Why would I change my mailing address to 'Prison'?"

J.S: "Because you'll be in prison!"

Here's my take on it, though it may be considered obvious:

THEORY: The dialogue from TWW was supposed to foreshadow Olaf's temporary jailing in TVV, and the dialogue in TPP was supposed to call back to this, and also hint at the rigged trial.

Every time, Olaf asks them. To quote Klaus,

"We [both] know he's not THAT good of an actor; something's wrong."

So he asks them out of genuine curiosity - he knows he's going to get off scot-free, confirmed from TSS-TPP as The Duo are going to help him out of it, as they see the potential powerhouse of Olaf and Esmé being a couple, despite their Very Frank Dissatisfaction with Olaf. They see Olaf associating himself with the rich and famous, rather than Esmé associating herself with the fire-starting side of the schism once again.

Also, the volunteer to reply is always J.S. - indicating that Olaf knows something they don't, particularly in the case of Justice Strauss.

(A little more on The Sinister Duo coming soon...)

¬Th3r3534rch1ngr4ph, Unfortunate Theorist/Snicketologist

#asoue #vfd #a series of unfortunate events #asoue netflix #lemony snicket #snicketverse #theory #esme squalor #count olaf #the baudelaires #j.s. #sugar bowl #the penultimate peril #jacquelyn scieszka #justice strauss

[curiouscreationss]

Hi! I saw your comment, and I will definitely be checking out your blog!! :))) Are there any fics you would reccomend starting with? (They can be about anything haha)

Also omg a fellow Loveless and Radio Silence fan yayyy :D

Hi! Thanks for the ask!! :) (it’s good finding another fan!) Here are some of the fics I’ve read that I recommend starting with! :)

This entire series is amazing!! Very in-character and hilarious! It follows the Baudelaires and the Quagmires living together post-canon! :)

Word Count of entire series: 17k

Word Count of fic linked: 5k

🗣️Main characters: Violet Baudelaire🔧, Klaus Baudelaire📖,Sunny Baudelaire🍳, Beatrice II👶, Isadora Quagmire🖋️, Duncan Quagmire📰 and Quigley Quagmire🗺️.

Fic Type:

Found Family

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

Multichapter 📚

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

Rating: Gen ✅

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‘AIIWY’ is one of my personal favourites 💜! It’s brought actual tears to my eyes. No joke, have had to put my phone down to process/pos

Word Count: 18k (Still updates)

🗣️Main Characters: Olivia Caliban, Jacquelin Scieszka and the Quagmire triplets

💘Main Ship: Olivia/Jacquelin

Fic Type:

Hurt/Comfort, Found Family, Fluff and Angst

❤️‍🩹👩‍👩‍👧‍👦🧸🖤

Multichapter 📚

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

Summary: "Olivia?"

She looks up in surprise, "Sorry, is everything alright?"

"Yes, better than alright! But... are you okay?"

"I'm okay," she smiles fondly, "Promise,"

She is okay. Her wounds have healed, and without them, she might never have escaped that organization with her fiancée, never met these children, her children, never to be snatched away again. They had been burned down to their lowest, until they built each other back up from the ground. And she would do it all over again, if it meant to be where she was now.

Or

Jacquelyn, Olivia, and the Quagmires get the home that they deserve.

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Book!Quagmires and Netflix!Quagmires are siblings. It’s hilarious. It’s queer. It’s more chaotic than you can imagine. It’s more that what any of us can ask for.

Word Count: 57k (Completed✅)

🗣️Main Characters: Book!Quagmire triplets and Netflix!Quagmire triplets (named Regina, Lewis and Carroll)

💘Main ships: Violet/Isadora 💜🖤, Klaus/Duncan 💙💚, Violet/Quigley💜💜, Regina/Carmelita💛🩷

Fic Type: Multichapter 📚

Set: During canon 🕰️

Rating: Teen and up

Summary: ‘It's not often you see an asoue AU in the perspective of the Quagmires story. It's not often either you see the Quagmires as sixtuplets. This, my friends, is going to be very fucking chaotic.’

[The author who wrote the sixtuplets au also wrote a fic ‘The Quagmire-Baudelaire’ switch which I already made a post about+HIGHLY recommend!] [Word Count: 95k]{Completed✅} The author is @weirdthoughtsandideas

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A unique and haunting oneshot

Word count: 3k

🗣️Main Character: Friday Caliban

Fic type:

Angst with a happy ending and Found Family

🖤+🙂 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

One-shot 📕

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

Also by this author is the Runaway Baudelaire AU which I’ve already made a post about. It’s an exciting, dramatic and emotional fic!!

Word Count: 138k Fic Type: Canon- divergence, angst, hurt/comfort and Found Family

(By @unfortunate-stranger-losers )

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Violet and Quigley reunite unexpectedly (with a twist)

Word Count: 2k

🗣️Main Character: Violet Baudelaire

Fic Type:

Angst and Hurt/Comfort

🖤❤️‍🩹

One-shot

Set: Post-Canon⌛️

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AU where Klaus dies after ‘ The End’ and time-travels back to ‘ The Austere Academy’! It’s really interesting and vivid! Also the characterisation is perfect!

Word Count: 12k (Still updates)

🗣️Main character: Klaus Baudelaire

💘Main ship: Klaus/ Duncan

Fic Type:

Fix-it, Canon-divergence, Time-travel, Falling in love, angst

🛠️🔀🕰️💘🖤

Multichapter 📚

Set: During canon🕰️

(By @cygninae )

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Enjoy reading!! Feel free to ask for more recs as there are a lot of amazing fics I haven’t mentioned yet! :)

Also, if anyone wants to add to this list you can via reblogging with links or by commenting! :)

#fic finder! #fic finder #asoue #fic rec #a series of unfortunate events #asoue fic #fic recs #Baudelaire centric #Quagmire centric #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #quagmire triplets #quigley quagmire #duncan quagmire #Isadora quagmire #olivia caliban #jacquelyn scieszka #Friday Caliban #klaus baudelaire/duncan quagmire #violet Baudelaire/Quigley quagmire #violet/isadora #canon divergent au #post canon #lgbtqia #found family #multichapter #oneshot #hurt/comfort #fic search

[artements]

Jacques: Jacquelyn, can I talk to you for a second?

Jacquelyn: Yeah, wha--wait, no! Lemme guess. You want to ask Olivia out and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Jacques: What? No, I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

#a series of unfortunate events #asoue #olivia caliban #jacquelyn scieszka #secretarys day #olivia caliban x jacques snicket #jacques snicket #snickiban #snicketverse #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #love on rewind #incorrect asoue quotes #asoue netflix #asoue fandom #prufrock au

[pipbellerophon]

and they made the duchess of winniepeg have a polish last name as a nod to the majority of slavic immigrants to canada historically landing in the prairies? omg they made the duchess of winniepeg have a polish last name as a nod to the majority of slavic immigrants to canada historically landing in the prairies <3

#winniepeg had the highest polish population in canada in 1940 #jacquelyn scieszka #r duchess of winnipeg #asoue #pipbellerophon #this has been in my drafts since i did a research paper about ukrainian immigration in high school. Why in drafts for so long

[beatricebidelaire]

olivia: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles

jacquelyn: well maybe you should have principles

olivia: you’re right maybe i should

#olivia caliban #jacquelyn scieszka #olivyn #otp: it can be difficult to stay true to one's principles #vera.txt

[gray-zelle]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jacquelyn Scieszka/Esmé Squalor, Jacques Snicket/Jerome Squalor, Count Olaf/Esmé Squalor Characters: Jacquelyn Scieszka, Esmé Squalor, Jacques Snicket, Jerome Squalor, Count Olaf (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Olivia Caliban, Lemony Snicket Additional Tags: Wicked Way Exchange 2023, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Mild Sexual Content, Implied Sexual Content, Knife Mention Summary:

Jacquelyn is still feeling the effect of being stung, and has quite the problem on her hands, thanks to one Esmé Squalor and the talons she's sunk into none other than Count Olaf.

written and gifted to @archangelsunited as part of the Wicked Way Exchange organised by @asouefanworkevent

hope you like it! 🖤✨

#it's like 10am on the 2nd of april here. so. fuck it! #gray's fic #gray's posts #wicked way exchange #wicked way exchange 2023 #asouefanworkevent #jacquelyn scieszka #esme squalor #count olaf #jacques snicket #jerome squalor #lemony snicket #asoue fic #asoue #asoue netflix