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[pipbellerophon]

something so square happening to violet's face on this one

#i love the covers but what happened babe. i get her face is looking in an odd direction that must be hard. but ? #haunting. #asoue #pipbellerophon

[lemonysnicket]

URL CHANGE: lem-snicket -> lemonysnicket

i am now extremely powerful :) thank you so so so much @pipbellerophon for granting me this url i am eternally in your debt <3

[kitsnicket]

fandom family: Lemony Snicket for @pipbellerophon

but that’s not how the story goes

want one? click here

#asoueedit #asouesource #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #edit* #edit #yaedit #yalitedit #667darkavenue #character posters #srry if this is all over the place im getting back into it still hehe

[cassandra-starflower]

Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Fictional Season; Part One: True Crime

This series is complete! I meant to do this earlier, but I got very sidetracked. 

The Odd Disappearance of the Brown Family: Rated G. 2789 words. 

Fandom: W.I.T.C.H.

Summary:  “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we’re looking at the disappearance of the Brown family.”

The Peculiar Case of the Baudelaire Siblings: Rated T. 8741 words. 

Fandom: A Series of Unfortunate Events (books and show)

Summary:  “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we’re discussing a truly peculiar case, the Baudelaire siblings.”

(Thanks to @pipbellerophon for recommending this fic on tumblr! I wasn’t sure what to say in the moment and then the moment passed, sorry, but I was absolutely thrilled when I got the notification! Thank you!)

The Strange Disappearance of Cassidy Chacon and Nerissa Crossnic: Rated G. 1873 words. 

Warning: Major character death (cassidy, obvs.)

Fandom: W.I.T.C.H.

Summary: “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we’re covering the disappearance of California teens Cassidy Chacon and Nerissa Crossnic.”

The Baffling Transcontinental Road Trip of Percy Jackson: Rated G. 2022 words. 

Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Summary: “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we cover the case of Percy Jackson.”

The Chilling Case of the Wayne Murders: Rated T. 1492 words. 

Warning: major character death (the Waynes)

Fandom: Batman

Summary: “This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we’re looking at the decades-old case of the Wayne murders.”

#ella writes #the peculiar case of the baudelaire siblings #the fictional season #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #w.i.t.c.h. #percy jackon and the olympians #batman #fanfiction #not tagging this for unsolved #el rambles on

[gellavonhamster]

I was tagged by @hensons (thank you!) to post my top 10 favorite women from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people... let’s see

Éponine Thénardier (Les Misérables)  

Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Patty Uris (IT)

Sunny Baudelaire (Snicketverse) (I can name female characters that are kids, right?)

Anne Bonny (Black Sails)

Emma Pole (Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell)

The Bomb (The Folk of the Air)

Fiona Frauenfeld (Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children)

Kady Orloff-Diaz (The Magicians)

Nina Zenik (Grishaverse)

tagging: @kapitanova-n, @afoxnamedmulder, @whoslaurapalmer, @tangentiallly, @kitsnicketts, @opheliablossom, @pipbellerophon, @alnaira, @jennathearcher, @thebeautifulsoup

#talk talk talk

[pipbellerophon]

lemony narrating anything about vfd is like there are fire fighters and fire starters and a secret third thing (my friends ❤️)

#asoue #vfd #the people trying to get out really. but this phrasing is funnier #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

the baudelaires telling everyone that an eye tattoo is a sure sign of count olaf leads to mass false arrests of relatively innovcent vfd members

#vfd #asoue #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

was anyone going to tell me daniel handler is credited for playing accordion on in our bedroom after the war by stars

#dead hearts as a snicketverse song is real and canon #daniel handler #stars #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

i really like how the netflix show has the baudelaire fire started by a (vfd) spyglass because that is exactly the kind of dramatic and grossly inefficient method someone on either side of the schism would use

#asoue netflix #vfd #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

toddler violet and klaus drawing clumsy vfd tattoos on their ankles with washable markers to match their parents and not getting why their parents lost their absolute shit about it

#at some point violet remembers this and jolts like. ive unlocked a core memory. this is when i became conscious #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #anyway uncertain here if i meant they lost it upset or thought it was funny. buyers choice #asoue #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

kit's 17 in atwq?

#i knew this logically but in reading atwq the vibe is really 9th grader being considered old by 7th graders #kit snicket #i realize cleo and jake are also around this age sorry in my mind the association of associates are ALL almost 13 and wrong #atwq #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

jerome regarding the sugar bowl gen

#sugar bowl gen #adjacent #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

in all aspects of asoue i am for whatever theory i think is funniest

#moving past oh this would be extra sad. what if it was haha funny and absurd instead #asoue #pipbellerophon

[pipbellerophon]

sorry for reblogging that poll twice with different tags i just think the comedic potential of the opera night is limitless. The Gang Gets Together To Kill Olafs Parents. But It's Fine We Hate Him Anyway. Loser. be it when they are all tweens or hauling people out of retirement/self-imposed exile we are all in on wrecking olafs shit. he was the only one with parents in a friend group made entirely of orphans who made being an orphan their whole personality. as far as the rest of the sbg is concerned he had this a long time coming

#la forza del destino #asoue #pipbellerophon #i dont remember is esme is an orphan and it doesnt matter rn

[pipbellerophon]

does anyone have or know how to find ebooks of the french translation of asoue. le funeste destin des baudelaires? les désastreuses aventures des orphelins baudelaire? either.

#please and ty. they are so Elusive 2 me. #asoue #pipbellerophon #le funeste destin des baudelaires #lfddb

[pipbellerophon]

lemony

#in my newly devised super short snickets canon this makes sense also lemony is a full foot shorter #lemony snicket #asoue #pipbellerophon