yourusername if I can’t Oppenheimer my way out of this sem, I’ll Oppenheimer my way out
yourfriend NO LMFAO not the green apple 😭
yourusername was held hostage at the lab today
yourfriend you mean had to prepare a lab report right there?
yourusername had to perform the experiment three times.
yourfriend I support the green apple
fel1xcatt0n Pub tonight. See you?
yourusername I’ll try to make it but I think lab’s gonna run late…you guys carry on tho :)
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Sun casted a bright yellow hue from the grass to the glass, making the general weather warmer than usual. Walking alongside her friend y/n was somewhat surprised to see the notification of felix’s comment pop up, voluntarily inviting her to the pub, again. Quite the modern day tragedy it felt like to have to decline it because their labs ran very late. But regardless it was surprising to say at the very least, “We just had drinks with his friends once and he’s inviting us again?” She said as she showed her friend the notification.
“Woah.” Her friend said as they looked at the notification and smiled “well, inviting you but this is-this is cool?”
“You and I are a package deal so inviting me is inviting you.” Y/n said as their friend stared at the comment and the reply, they were analysing the interaction.
“Oh okay yes” they nodded “Also when did he start following you?”
“Okay so we had drinks two days ago right? I think, that night, but it was after I returned to my dorm and I don’t remember exchanging socials.” Y/n said as she went through their interaction from drinks that night.
Her friend tilted their head raising brows, “oh so he looked you up. Plus your account’s open and he still commented? Wow.” They implied in a surprised yet elated tone.
“Wait-what? What do you mean by open account? Almost everyone has open accounts?” Y/n stated confused with a shrug.
“Yeah and anyone can see his comment on YOUR page. So he wasn’t embarrassed to comment now that’s the outlook.”
“Why would he be embarrassed to comment?” Y/n said as she looked at her friend in somewhat the offended tone.
“Are you serious? You have 79 followers.” Her friend said giving her a tight smile to comfort her through their brutal honestly.
“Exactly. Even the serving lady follows me. I get along with everybody.” She stood her ground with an obvious shrug.
“Do you hear yourself? Do you want to repeat that first sentence?” Her friend asked her with a sigh as y/n contemplated that. She needed the serving lady’s follow to reach upto 79 followers as social as it may seem. “Also, don’t forget how we got drinks with him and his friends in the first place.”
“Oh” she said nodding, “We were getting alcohol for lab work on a weekend, wow, yeah I see it now…”
“But. Come on. He commented.” Her friend said pointing her phone screen which still had her comment section open like a textbook.
“Him and his friends most definitely thinks we’re the coolest.” Y/n added regaining her optimism.
“Well…” her friend trailed off not wanting to dampen the enthusiasm “I like how you positive you are.”
“I wish we didn’t have lab today” She whined and rested her head on the lab table.
yourusername ideal study session
fel1xcatt0n can’t believe you never tried the Chinese place around the corner…
yourusername Sorry to break it to you but it is not crime
fel1xcatt0n literally is.
yourfriend ^^it is a crime
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“So you ditched us to get Chinese last night?” Farleigh asked raising a sharp brow as he’d scroll through his phone and stumbled upon a certain post.
“How’d you know?” Felix asked as he turned in his chair to look at farleigh.
“Y/n has the dumbest social media presence” Farleigh stated as she scrolled through her previous posts “I mean all her posts are some ugly project model and if not that it’s some random cats?”
“Oh yeah it was a last minute plan-to get Chinese whatever…” felix trailed off with a sigh.
“What is this girl doing? She is too pretty to post stupid jokes and labs god” Farleigh complaint as he went through y/n’s posts. “2 likes on each post yeah, you’ve got to give it to her dedication to document everything.” He scoffed.
“Can you stop stalking her?” Felix urged rolling his eyes.
“Oh I’m stalking her?” Farleigh asked tilting her head. “I know you just out of curiosity asked around for the D wing lab timings and you just happened to be there by the end of her lecture yes sure” with not much reply felix just threw a pillow at farleigh which he happened to dodge.
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Fel1xcatt0n local pen and paper girl in her natural habitat
yourusername LMFAO
yourusername didn’t see you click this one
Fel1xcatt0n ;)
farleigh_start you are not subtle.
Fel1xcatt0n thank you for your input
yourusername at that point in semester when breadboard starts looking like bread
farleigh_start why do stem majors follow diet culture the ugly way ew
yourusername I’m not dieting????
farleigh_start then why does your charcuterie board look so ugly
yourusername never mind…
yourfriend LITERALLY I was thinking the same thing
yourusername “what happened to your group project” well…professor…we got hungry
Fel1xcatt0n this is not funny
yourusername ouch.
Fel1xcatt0n be there in 5
Fel1xcatt0n healthiest thing she’s had in decades…
yourusername thanks MOM
Fel1xcatt0n laugh all you want but you can’t live on sugar donuts and ramen
yourusername try me
farleigh_start …
farleigh_start you have never passed me the table salt
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I really like this and I’d like to do more parts but it feels pretty stupid idk if I’ll do more parts pls let me know what you think <3
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AustinY/nUpdates Throwback to Austin with his and y/n’s duaghter on the set of elvis 2 years ago.
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Pielice Armani was and is still so cute!
alifront Baby girl really trusts her dad!
Yerlicx Austin was really giving DADDY here.
Sxtmane Guys!They’re having another one!
Gratergood He put another one in her 😭
Austinbutler
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Austinbutler We wanted to keep the pregnancy a secret for a bit longer this time around so we could enjoy it more but sometimes life doesn’t go as planned baby butler No.2.
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Crawskalt I’m happy we know but it’s sad they had to reveal it when they weren’t ready to 😭.
Ashtxy Armani in her big sis era!
ashleytisdale Congratulations you two!
yourusernam💕❤️ we love you
butlersalt Thank you guys for blessing this world with cuties
Yourusername
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Yourusername Babymoon.2023<3
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Butlerbutter Aw Austin and Armani <3
zendaya Glowing mama
CoweR Austin is healing my daddy issues with armani
Diddas Literally a goddess
Austinbutler Pretty mama ❤️
Austinbutler
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Austinbutler No matter what happens you’ll always be my firstborn
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Pigletsgi Guys its Gigi!!!
Winezvhesse Armani winsss
Yourusername She love to the end of universe papa💕
Joyxney I aspire to have as much hair as armani
Rugratz Oh to be Austin and Y/n child 😭
AustinY/nUpdates
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AustinY/nUpdates Austin seen in a rush somewhere could baby number.2 be making an entrance?
warnings: cursing, mentions of fucking, anddd i think that’s all
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CELEBRITYNEWS A new video posted on GQs’ YouTube, as well as a online article with Y/N L/N speaking about New music, New, or should we say old relationships, and her upcoming tour! She states that there will be a new album coming out in a few months titled ‘Silence Between Songs’. A little further down in the video she begins speaking on the topic of her tour, she says that she’ll also have a appearance on Taylor Swifts’ Era Tour. And which may surprise us all, it looks like she has let go of the grudge that was held against her ex, Jacob Elordi since it seems they’re back together👀👀. Opinions?
USERNAME well .. very interesting i should say
HATER ew gosh, jacob should just get back with joey at this point.
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YOURUSERNAME
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YOURUSERNAME pretty ‘n pink🩷 .
JACOBELORDI even prettier in nothing😩😩
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↳ USER OH. MY. GOD.
↳ ALEXADEMIE WHAT THE FUCK???!!!
USER YALL THINKING WHAT IM THINKING??? DID A MAKE UP FUCK HAPPEN??
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JACKHARLOW You’re beautiful
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↳ ZENDAYA jacob ain’t gonna like this too much ..
↳ JACOBELORDI she looked even better last night when i was 9 inches deep in her guts lol
↳ YOURUSERNAME jacob. nathaniel. elordi.
↳ USER 9 INCHES???? I JUST KNOW Y/N IN PAIN.
CELEBRITYNEWS Well I guess we were quite right, right everyone?
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MADDIEZIEGLER pretty girl😍😍
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↳ YOURUSERNAME i love you🤍
↳ KENZIE we miss u y/n!!!
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JACOBELORDI
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JACOBELORDI as of lately w you @𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞
YOURUSERNAME fun fact: first picture was taken the morning after we fucked and the second picture was taken right before we fucked😁😁!!
RANDO you guys are so grossly open about your sex life, i’ve never seen anything like it.
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↳ YOURUSERNAME well i genuinely couldn’t care less lol, FUCKING IS NORMAL AND I LOVE TO DO IT
↳ USER someone must not be getting good dick, or if you happen to be a hating ass man u must not be getting your dick wet correctly!!
JOEYKING lol she’s beautiful
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ROSSLYNCH 👀👀
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YOURUSERNAME added to their story !
JACOBELORDI added to their story !
(the fact that this duo will most likely never happen because joey and sabrina are actually really close friends so💔💔, they’d actually so hot together if you fucking think about it bro)
(and i know i say this on every post but PLEASE SEND REQUEST, like actually i flip out everyday trying to figure who i write about and if you guys request people it would make it a whoooooole lot easier!!)
@ynyln posted she is in Norway!!! Really interested to see who she is with. We will probably see her with @ynsfriend!
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trending #jacobelordigirlfriend
jacobcrushinmee
who is sheeeeee, aaaa is jacob off the market!!!!!!!
euphoria.freak223
yall calm down! it was just a story, they didn't do nothin 😒
comicallycassie
hey, she could be just a friend 🤷🏼♀️
perez-madeleine
Who are you all trying to fool? Didn't you hear the freaking SONG he put!!!!!!!!
booth.jocobfann
wait a second, just till I start tracking that umbrella's location
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ynyln
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ynyln When your bf recommends a book, you have to give it a shot
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booktokgirlyyy your boyfriend has got TASTE
sophviolets i need to finish reading this
clickbait-content1 bf as in boyfriend?
poetcrafts the snow in the mountains was melting, and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation
blossom.touch3s Omg y/n who is it
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ynyln
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celebritiestoday
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celebritiestoday Jacob Elordi was seen yesterday night with what appears to be his girlfriend. Her name is yet unknown, as is their relationship status. What are your thoughts, is this a new relationship for Euphoria actor or nothing serious?
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julesfromtheparty oh no, that is serious
dailyeuphoriafan and you all said his story was nothin, where you at now???
perez-madeleine I CALLED IT!
jelordi1stanns AH! NEW RELATIONSHIP
wendynotwilliams that's not sydney, right?
locally-chaotic12 that ain't serious
elordijacobs until it's officially confirmed, i am staying quiet
1989.album221 JACOBB
raw-euphoria-react @jacobelordi care to explain this 🧐
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trending #jacobelordigirlfriend
slimchanceswitcelebs that has to be THE girlfriend
marscitinzen jacob better say it out loud, otherwise, i ain't believing it
jacobsworkingeuphoria this relationship about to be public
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december 18, 2023
ynyln
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ynyln enjoying switzerland!
@ynsfriend1 @ynsfriend2 @ynsfriend3 @jacobelordi
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poetcrafts oh it must be beautiful in person!
fan.fanning ahhhhhh i'm sorry, what
popelordiculture JACOB IS TAGGED
fanofynyln321 girl, you think we wouldn't notice the tag
jacobcrushinmee omg! she is the girl from the storyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
nate.euphoria1923 pose if you two are dating 📸
ynylntracks SHE IS WITH NATE JACOBS
rosie.b.smith you were a secret for monthsss
mitchbitch she has got to be the girl from the paparazzi photos
chlooethecriminal girl we have seen you two before, internet NEVER FORGETS
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trending #jacobelordigirlfriend
stellamonroe not you people finding out who my girl yn is just now 😂
popelordiculture should have stalked his following sooner 😒
hissingteenage.girl JACOBBB you can't be doing me like this when I just saw you in saltburn 😭
oxfordsalt1 bruh too soon, jacob you didn't even give us a chance
jacob.elordifan283 i guess that means i am single 😔
warnings:fluff , lovers to exes to hopefully lovers again
theteaonbrad
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theteaonbrad it looks like from inside sources that brad pitt and y/n l/n has decided to call it quicks after dating for 2 years , tmz reports
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y/nfan61 i literally just screamed "WHAT THE HELL" out loud
y/n+bradfan84 and our delusional ass thought they were going to announce an engagement soon
pittfan24 we were really in a delusional era
y/nfan12 SAY SIKE PLEASE SAY SIKE
bradstan04 swear didnt he just get her name tattooed!!!
y/nfan23 i guess it didnt mean that much for him
y/nstan452 can you guys stop speculating about a relationship your not in
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yourinstagram
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yourinstagram new campaign @miumiu the wander bag
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y/nfan34 so its just business as usual babes
y/nstan74 she is not going to address nothing
y/nfan02 the face card never declines
jacobelordi 😭
cassiedefender ariana what you doing here ?
bradfan04 omg its true brad is always the first one to like her pictures but now he has not liked it at all
y/nfan88 she is the miu miu it girl
euphoria
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euphoria y/n stuns in custom miu miu at l.a euphoria premiere
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y/nfan01 we are so proud of you y/n
y/nfan02 she has the post breakup glow to her
pittfan24 nooo i miss her and brad together
y/nfan04 we don't want this we want the next album
jacobelordi so amazing 🔥🔥
yourinstagram aww thanks jacob
y/nstan82 is it just me that are seeing y/n and jacob's interactions
cassiedefender yess , i thought i was the only one , i hope they just friends but that picture is not helping their case
y/nstan82 dont really know if they're friends or dating but i kinda ship it
tmz
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tmz brad spotted out and about in l.a the same time as y/n's premiere , accident or intentional ???
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hater87 damn he really let himself go
pittstan62 and still looks better than you on your best day
bradfan42 himbo brad conformed
pittfan24 omg not all their close friends but y/n , she must have done something
bradfan36 stop guessing its literally none of our business
deadline
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deadline after production was halted in late year it is now confirmed that the film "Anyone But You" will start up filming again next month in Australia
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y/nfan87 well this will be so awkward
y/nfan52 and its a romcom 🥰
bradstan45 jacob is probably on the floor somewhere
pittfan24 BRADY/N SUPREMACY
y/nfan04 I need this to bring them back together
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author note -gonna make a part 2 for this later and send more requests
tag list: @deulce • @valluvsu • @conans-folk • @narnaria • @moonsiqns • @tashababy • @tobesolonely123 • @j3nc0re — send me an ask / dm if you want to be added or deleted ♡
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mtv The hottest couple of the moment looked stunning at their first #MetGala
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jelordifans HE’S SO HANDSOME 😍🥵
y/nnewsalerts Okay but can we talk about her dress???
↳ ynsource heard it was inspired by marilyn monroe!
dude_1010 they both look boring. next.
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y/n my very first met 🍃 i’m so honored.
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ynfans2000 OH MY GOD LOOK AT OUR GIRL !!
perfectelordi Marilyn would be so proud
sydeny_sweeney you look like a disney princess!
↳ y/n that’s all you honey
jacobelordi breathtaking
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jacobelordi MET Gala ‘22 @burberry — amazing night at the ball with my princess
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jelordifans2 soooo proud of you!
rachelzegler the only looks i cared about tbh
ynandjacobnews my parents out on a date 🥲
yn this night with you was better than any fairytale disney could come up with
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ynupdates jacob and yn seen arriving at the MET after party !
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hugsfromyn oh my god my parents
jacobfan5 he looks so handsome 🔥
jacobnewssource apparently they went back to the hotel very early 👀
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yourinstagram: V O G U E
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haileybieber yesssss 😍
y/nfan45 shut uppppp
y/nfan34 stunning 🤩
euphoriafan98 this photo is going to be everyone’s new profile picture
jacobfan45 jacob….. you won
jacobelordi holy moly 😍🔥🖤
voguemagazine thanks for bracing our cover 🤩🤩
jacobelordi
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jacobelordi: thanks for having me jimmy, it was an absolute delight x
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y/nfan09 first y/n content and now Jacob content, our parents are feeding us well
fallontonight thanks for stopping by 💥
jacobfan78 going to warn you all, Jimmy mentioned y/n and let me say jacobs face lit up like a little kid on Christmas Day
euphoriafan245 no, stop that’s so adorable 🥺
jimmyfallon 😎
yourinstagram look at that smile 🥺
y/nfan16 you the reason for the smile ma’am :)
jacobelordinews
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jacobelordinews: Jacob recently appeared on Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy mentioned Y/N Y/L/N who is a model and who has been dating Jacob for almost two years. Jacob said being with her is liking being around the stars, she just lights ups the whole room.
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y/nfan12 she’s his star y’all 💫💫💫
jacobfan34 he’s so in love
euphoriafan22 I’ve never seen a man smile that hard in life the way Jacob did when Jimmy mentioned her
yourinstagram 🥺🥺🥺
jacobfan12 shut up ^^^ she noticed you bro
jacobelordi
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jacobelordi: my shining star 💫
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jacobfan27 imagine someone calling you their star…y/n can relate
sydeny_sweeney babies 🥺
y/nfan66 obsessed with you two
euphoriafan86 he really does love her
jacobfan77 when will it be my turn?
yourinstagram i love you so much, more than words can describe 🥺♥️
jacobelordi you make my heart beat a thousand times more ♥️♥️
y/nfan84 i now pronounce you guys husband and wife :)