hear me out, post-divorce girl!Dad Crowley
im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa.
And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.
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im sooooo sick of neopagans thinking they invented stuff that literally every religion thats not modern american evangelicalism already has 💀 i dont care if u want to light candles in ur bedroom or whatever, but even when youre swinging at “normie” religions ur still missing like okay catholics LOVE altars. jewish liturgy celebrates moon cycles. whatever youre trying to articulate about an all encompassing divinity of universal love was probably said in verse by a persian muslim centuries ago. your american christian/atheist background is a huge outlier in the global history of religion: it’s not even that you’re missing some niche exception, it’s literally that your entire perspective on “organised religion” is based on an outlier 💀
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Dipshits go to Pride
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Hudson Pride Party 1623
Rex: "You sure this is the right scene? Not convinced I belong here, I mean."
Shotgun: "Yeah. Go find the booze truck and you'll fit right in, loser."
+ really stupid followup under the cut
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Shotgun: "Rex!"
Rex: "Hi Shotgu-"
Shotgun: "What is your problem!"
Rex: "In my defense I didn't think the 'no lacerations' rule applied."
Shotgun: "Wh - Rex, it always applies!"
Rex: "It was a homophobe!"
Shotgun: "You still got kicked out."
Rex: "Eh. I was sick of it anyway."
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There a possible part 4 to that farcille yuri duty of yours? 👀
oh the yuri duty series is just me putting all my farcille stuff in a neat collection for perusing not like a real plan or roadmap fjdjkdf but once I get this chapter of a little creature out, maybe I'll have a new oneshot, who knows
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I find it incredibly entertaining and sometimes funny to see how andrew's 'you don't add up' and neil's 'im not a math problem' can apply to various aus where Neil is not a runway hiding from his mobster/serial killer father. he's not just a random kid with normal-person issues but he's also, you know, not living through his 23rd name and fearing for his life at every second
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