#it's funnier to guess

[dishsaop]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

#m text #everyone rbing this without the addition and commenting 'op did you mean sisyphus' yes. yes i did #'where did the discord screenshot reblog go did you delete it' well in the 10mn after posting it someone had a funnier reblog #so i was like oh. ill delete the less funny one i did for the funnier one #and then. guess what got big.

[hezekiahwakely]

Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature

#i mean part of that is just how you feel working in IT i guess #but its funnier that he wants to pretend nothing weird is going on while also expressing his undying hatred for these sentient machines lol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 3 #the magnus protocol #colin becher #also lets not gloss over the jmj error. and the sassy beeps when it refuses to run. you know they are getting salty cooped up in there

[asleepinawell]

me wearily opening twitter: please show me just one nice thing for once

twitter: baldur's gate 3 lets you fuck a bear

me: you know what? good enough

#congrats to the bear fuckers out there #it's a druid in bear form I guess so this is consensual bear fucking #an important distinction #mp #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #occurred to me that even this should be spoiler tagged #this is the only thing I've heard about this game so far I should add which just makes it funnier

[heartmis]

Joel Miller + textposts ♡

#this is self indulgent at its finest #(guess which one is my favorite text...) #a big shoutout to all these people who are waaay funnier than me #the last of us #tlou #tlouedit #thelastofusedit #tlounetwork #hboedit #tvedit #pedro pascal #pedropascaledit #*diana

[attleboy]

still in a bit of an art slump take a shitpost for all the people who wanted more buttonblossom with the teeth thing (you'll get something more serious soon i swear...)

based off this

#this marks the return of something i personally find very amusing but idk if anyone else notices #what am i talking about??? going to leave it a mystery it's funnier that way... feel free to guess tho i'll let you know if you're right #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #ragatha #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #ragapom #chompni #my art #suggestive

[foldingfittedsheets]

I’ve always had a bit of a baby face. It’s not the worst thing, but occasionally gets me into awkward situations. Like when I was 23 having a flight attendant ask me in a baby voice if this was my first time flying alone. I was tired and befuddled and eventually blurted out, “I’m in my 20’s?”

But going back to school has been pretty funny. My classmates are largely 18-20. And to a one, none of them clocked me as being in my thirties. The highest any of them guessed was 25 and even that was said with extreme skepticism.

After telling a teammate over lunch what my age was she spent the rest of the meal staring at me in shock and confusion, clearly deeply shaken that someone she’d known over a year was a decade older than she thought.

But my absolute favorite was a classmate sliding up to me in figure drawing in sophomore year and dramatically whispering, “I- I heard you’re old!!”

I looked at them mildly and asked, “How old did you hear I was?”

They lowered their voice even more, as if the number they were about to utter was so scandalous they needed to hide its entry into the world.

“I heard you were… thirty!”

“Yep.”

They slammed back into their chair so hard it skidded backwards and shifted into high volume to exclaim, “WHAT! You like like you just graduated high school!!!”

I was laughing by that point, “No I don’t! You look fresh out of high school! I look thirty but all the actors who play high schoolers on TV are thirty so you can’t tell the difference!”

#ramblies #funny #my mom still looks ten to twenty years younger than she actually is #and I basically just got her face so it’s not surprising #the funnier part with masking is that people guess slightly higher if they just see eyes up but the guess goes down when they see it all

[zivazivc]

do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?

I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)

also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...

#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf #trolls #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls branch #trolls john dory #freesia #trolls band together #this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start #my art #answered #freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts) #even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay #jd and her started dating pretty young #and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao #also almond and plum brownies <3 #floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head #it's beautiful #also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics

[anna-scribbles]

they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭 #in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭 #nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is! #and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl. #anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

[charaznablescanontoyota]

portrait of the artist with 10 minutes left at work

download mad rat monday my final message

#i put my bluetooth headphones on and my phone started autoplaying mad rat monday #and i was like. yeah. sure. this is what we're doing i guess #i also mask at work it was just funnier to draw my completely neutral base expression #edit oh god chongo found this. big fan of your work. the rest of you are not getting this post sorry

[hood-ex]

My favorite Tim moment is when he's struggling to undo his shoelace and refers to it as an "entity of pure evil" and then he immediately questions where his pocketknife is so that he can just cut the knot off alskdja.

Robin #100

#like pls that is sooo dramatic alskdja #although i guess he could want to slide the knife between the knot to loosen it if he's got short ass fingernails #but it's funnier to think that he wants to saw the knot off entirely #Tim Drake

[itsmewahoo]

another entry for the livestream goal!

#slay the princess #im sorry i cant draw her crown 😭 #this was funnier in my head #scarlet hollow spoilers #i guess lol #wahoo doodle art #stp fanart

[tubbytarchia]

Read this incorrect quote and was struck by a vision

#idk what went through my head I guess they're roomies and normal. people. or something. modern?? #shiny duo #shinyduo #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #I thought itd be funnier if I made it look like a proper scene instead of a normal comic but idk you be the judge of that haha #this isnt supposed to be shippy but Im self conscious so just in case #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #because they do just kinda look like domestic yuri here dont they #oops #the tags arent working rip. maybe tomorrow #tubby art

[curejune]

is lyney the first character who actually is at a disadvantage in rainy weather. first character from the water nation is the first character in the game who doesn't like rain

#lyney #lynette #freminet #genshin impact #2023 #fanart #lynette is a second fontaine character for purposes of this accessment bc it's funnier like this #i guess lyney likes rain until lvl 60 because free vaporize is still nice and all #but how many people are going to use him under level 60 #is level 60 the a4 one?? i don't remember #vaporize lyney holding hands with vaporize nilou: who cares about reading all those passives am i right #i'm personally building him physical either way for funsies so meta be damned

[bionicboxes]

DBD but Monster High. If I had to have this in my brain the rest of you have to deal with it too.

#dead by daylight #dbd #the doctor #the blight #the dredge #the huntress #herman carter #talbot grimes #monster high #monster high oc #i guess #before anyone says anything about it huntress has a son instead of a daughter because Irony. #dont think too hard about these i just wanted to be silly #box art #i think anee is the most monster high-esq design of the bunch but i had fun with all of these #itd be more in theme to give hunter a name similar to anna but hunter was funnier because that is just an actual normal boy name (in the US

[dick-chugger]

I need you guys to know that one of the most common Finnish words for "horny" (kiimainen) literally means "in heat".

#i guess kiihottunut is like a less vulgar word for it #but kiimanen is funnier to me and i will keep using it

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #chris taub #screencap #s07e07 “A Pox on Our House” #sexiest american man - british #i believe house only hires hookers #regardless of what needs doing #so that plummer in one episode #you guessed it - hooker #its funnier if he doesn't have sex with them too #like he started hiring them for sex then it got lost along the way while he was amassing the network