#it’s cooking

[tasteracha]

it’s weird that i haven’t written minho making you wear a vibrator with a remote control yet…

#not for long #it’s cooking #marinating

[st4rymoon]

You wouldn't do a Leto imagine would you? Something about Oscars beard in that just....WOOF

I’m working on one DO NOT FEAR. I’m just finishing up a request right now so once that one is posted, a Leto story will be up soon 😮‍💨🙏 you’re welcome to leave a request for Leto too if you have anything in mind😽

#duke leto #duke leto atreides #it’s cooking #I need that man in my bed

[of-mutts-and-men]

Are you sure it wasn't caused by your friend('s closeness)?

We’re not those kinds of friends lol. I blame the T shot I did recently and the fact that I went a single day without touching myself 😩. Think there’s something in the air.

#hornyramble #anon chit chat #period just ended too my body doing something #it’s cooking

[lashton-is-my-drug]

Making a timeline is still and forever on my list of things to do. I promise.

It’s in a kind of format that I need to format into a narrative. My ADHD doesn’t like feeling overwhelmed so I keep getting sidetracked to other content.

For instance I was up late last night finishing up taking notes of all the 10 Year podcast on YouTube.

I’ve got a folder of Lashton/5sos stuff I’ve started. Welcome to my life lol

#lashton #lashton masterpost #lashton timeline #it’s cooking #lashton hemwin #lashton is real #adhd

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

#based on a true story #im cooking more which is super cool

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

#mine #I’ll follow a recipe if I’m cooking for others but for myself? babygirl I just throw in whatever sounds good

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

#artists on tumblr #misc comics #comics #minicomic #minicomics #my random art #dreams #butter #cooking #food art #comic #this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

#food #cooking

[pocketss]

mmm soob

#comics #these guys consider cooking to be a respectable branch of magic #as powerful as any other arcane skillset #yeah man nice divine incantation #check out this beef bourguignon tho

[mudanonaito]

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious In Dungeon #dungeonmeshiedit #senshi #dmgifs #mygifs #this was so funny to me jdsaghjsdhg idk why #this is exactly how i look waiting for my water to boil when im cooking #500 #1k #5k #10k

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

#them all gagging in unison lmaooo why they cook us like that?? #30k

[fullyfazed]

They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

#dungeon meshi #senshi dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #comic #not pictured is giovanni potage whos also telling me to make soup #and the medieval cooking music playlist i put on

[rachelc000000k]

#rachel c00k #rachek cook #sexy titts #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #rachelcook #sexy breast #18+ only #amazing body #beautiful views #beauty

[memesandmylife]

hey jsyk while hellofresh is dummy expensive and i wouldn’t recommend it if you already know how to cook (if you’re a beginner like i was when i had it for 3 months, then it’s worth it), you should know that ALL OF THEIR RECIPES are free on their website and they all fuck hard

i will say that all the cooking instructions for veggies are pretty much the same (season with salt + pepper and roast on the top oven rack at 425F), but if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

that being said, it also introduced me to methods i wasn’t at all expecting. i would have never thought to use cream cheese in my meat sauce, and now all my friends are constantly asking me to make my special rigatoni.

happy cheffin! :)

#winsome’s wailings #cooking #recipes #easy recipes #hellofresh

[indra-sexygirl]

Rachel cook is beautiful…

#beauty #mavrin #beautiful ass #nice buns #amazing body #perfect round butt #beautiful model #spank my bum #spank my ass #beautiful body #cook rachel #rachel c00k #rachelcook #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls #girl butts #gif #so yummy #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #perfect back view #perfect bum #perfect butt #sexy titts #sexy breast