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#it’s been on my mind a lot
leobashi · 1 year
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New superhero AU based on the idea of Jackie meeting a new vigilante hero and kinda reluctantly fighting alongside and trying to look out for them only to find out that it’s Chase and suddenly he’s very against Chase’s heroism and Chase only wants to be like Jackie so much so that he almost abandons his close friends Anthony and Jamie who ended up on the wrong side of the law not by choice
Anyway Jackie aka Jacks aka The Jack aka The Jack of All Trades works with a legal organization behind him and works within heroism law to defend the city. He works closely with Henrik aka [insert cool hero name here], a young doctor and scientist with the ability to duplicate and remerge himself and Marvin aka The Magnificent who [insert powers and roles here because this AU isn’t 100% fleshed out yet].
And then there’s Chase aka The Sunbeam, a vigilante hero who brings chaos to every scene he’s in but somehow working it out by the end as well. His body temp is higher than that of normal people and he can bring it up even higher and target it with his gloves giving him melty and firey powers.
Anthony and Jamie are brothers and are listed as violent and dangerous villains despite very rarely using their powers. They have strong powers that keeps their villain selves under the watchful eyes of various hero organizations, but they have even stronger side effects.
Anthony aka Anti can “glitch” which can help him teleport himself and other objects short distances through anything and he can “censor” things in real time by distorting people’s vision and hearing around certain areas, but it tears at his very being, often leaving him with lacerations afterwards and tinnitus. He was once left with a large gash on his neck after using his power.
I stole Miranda’s powers from D. Gray Man for Jameson aka [cool supervillain name idk maybe it matches Anti’s] and he can freeze/turn back time in a certain area but he cannot completely heal or reverse it. When he lets go of his powers, time will catch up to everything within that area and damage dealt within that time will return all at once. Jamie suffers from fatigue, weakness, and poor circulation [and maybe other stuff idk] after using his powers.
The two work together a lot when they scheme up new plans: Jamie stays behind the scenes while keeping Anti healed long enough to follow through. Then they prepare themselves for the repercussions before Jamie lets go of his powers.
Chase got his gloves from Anti and suffers from hyperthermia if he’s not careful. He knows Jackie is the Jack, but Jackie does not know he’s Sunbeam. Henrik has adhd and a horrible micromanaging habit enabled by his powers.
The Jack keeps trying to convince Sunbeam to join a hero organization, his even, to try to stop him from throwing himself haphazardly into danger but also to better control his problematic behaviors that usually throws a wrench into their plans. Sunbeam chooses not to, afraid that his identity might be revealed to the Jack if he did and that it might out his close relationships to dangerous villains, putting himself and Anti and Jamie into harm’s way.
But maybe his relationship is outed anyway when The Jack and Sunbeam are both captured and Sunbeam’s face is almost revealed to Jackie but then Anti steps in and rescues the both of them and disappears with the Sunbeam. And maybe The Jack has some personal issues with Anti and is unwilling to listen even when Sunbeam talks to Anti like he’s a friend and he respects Sunbeam, but can he trust him?
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hangmanapologist · 1 year
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Bob Floyd is my sweet baby boy but I just know he eats pussy like it’s a death row meal
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endmylifelad · 1 year
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I have a really dumb and really inappropriate question.
Lol be warned.
Say Wally and Dick are going down, going at it, being absolute fuck rabbits, and Wally gets carried away - he top - and his body starts moving faster and faster, would his dick feel like a vibrator at that point? Essentially become one?
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tizniz · 16 days
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accidentally rambled about my werewolf buddietommy idea to hippo and then threw it at al because that’s what being friends with me is like.
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yumemino · 11 months
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My inexplicable obsession with Guren Ichinose makes me feel confused. It bothers me that I find him attractive and cannot explain, even to myself, why.
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lennysfridge · 1 year
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i wanna talk about team mom and dating Neeks
probably not tonight but another time
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butchfalin · 6 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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ruporas · 2 months
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dragon meat, you, and me
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pianokantzart · 4 months
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A little obsessed with the "utterly burnt out & can't quite figure out how to make it work in this economy" depiction of Mario in the concept art.
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Look at him. He's so tired.
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inkskinned · 1 year
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the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.
sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.
you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.
it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.
but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.
they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.
they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.
barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.
and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.
but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.
they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!
this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.
#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone#yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post.#writeblr#ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person#and on this blog we support workers.#at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going.#when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens#have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists#and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like.#it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases -#at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory.#it was what i had seen.#and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference#we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol'#so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender#and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID.#he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different#i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.
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Quick reminder since apparently it bears reminding in both directions: if bigoted people, closed-minded people overall, or your own internalized insecurities misinterpret a queer person’s message in a way that hurts/endangers you, yeah, it sucks, but it’s not the fault of the queer person in question, nor should it be a reason for them to silence themselves. They’re probably as hurt/pissed as you are that someone misinterpreted and misused their message to do harm.
Of course sadly there’ll still be queer people that actually DO mean harm and dismissal to other queer people – I ain’t speaking for those and it’s not the best way to ensure their and others’ wellbeing imo. I’m just saying – not all people will be like that. That’s what I want to believe. So hopefully let’s not put everyone in the same bag, keep supporting each other, WHILE allowing each other to advocate for our own visibility, without having to self-erase or self-censor to accomodate to what haters might say.
It’ll be tougher this way, maybe, because humans seem to like to draw extreme conclusions very quick, but I don’t believe there’s any better way for us all to be alright and stay alright on the long run.
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moomsie · 11 months
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we talk on the phone for 3 hours in the middle of the night. we’re both laughing the entire time. i don’t feel this way around anybody except you and i don’t know how you have the power to make everything feel so light. i wish i could feel this way forever, i wish i could keep you forever
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madamemiz · 8 months
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sad: falling out of a hyperfixation
tragic: watching your beloved friends and mutuals fall out of the hyperfixation while you're still in it
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kmesons · 13 days
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"AREN'T YOU GOING TO TIP ME? (GET YOUR CUP OF COFFEE) LOOK AT THE FUN WE'RE HAVING ALREADY!"
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nounaarts · 2 months
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LEAKED SCENE FROM SONIC MOVIE 3 ??
*queue 80’s music*
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Here’s all their crimes listed :)
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