#it’s a coke

[floral-hex]

Don’t worry, everypony, I finished a job application and got to my therapy appointment early enough to get a little treat.

#it’s a coke #I don’t drink a lot of soda so this is like my one little special soda a week #i mainly just drink a buttload of water and a cup or two of coffee a day #I’m boring #but boring is nice #which is… uhhh kinda why I’m in therapy so I can be less boring in a sense #but whatever #I love you #ok kisses bye forever #you can ignore this #text

[butchdarling]

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

Edit: Instead of tagging staff in this you may want to fill out a support ticket instead. It's a better way to tell them directly what exactly you dislike about the new changes and what makes them bad. You can label your ticket as feedback if you're unsure. Here's the link:

#had to reread this post multiple times to make sure I never said cock instead of coke btw

[mapsontheweb]

Use of “Pop” vs “Coke vs “Soda” to Refer to Sweet Carbonated Beverage in US Over the Years

#maps #us #pop #coke #soda #us words #1947 #2023

[mils-666]

<3

#coquettecore #coquette #diet coke #dollette #girlblogger #tumblr girls #female hysteria #female manipulator #femcel #girlblogging #this is what makes us girls #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #lana del rey #girl interrupted #girl interrupted syndrome #girlcore #nympette #waif core

[teathattast]

Edit:

The original post was a mistake on my part! I misread and put FDA instead of WHO based on what was going around on twitter. I had no intention of spreading misinfo. Just thought it was an interesting piece of info and wanted to get tumblr's take on it. Thanks to everyone sharing more info on the topic ☝🤓

#supernatural #aspartame #fda #diet coke #oc #teathattast

[wizzard890]

okay so picture this.

You're a man named Jim Steinman. You are one of the most prolific songwriters of the 80s. In your spirit, output and essence, you are eternally popping a wheelie on a motorcycle while a hot half-naked woman clings to you and bats wheel in the sky above.

You wrote a song in which Meatloaf plays a hideously disfigured hunk who steals a nubile lady back to his crumbling manor and introduces her to the pleasures of magic lesbian group sex.

You wrote a song in which Celine Dion sings as Heathcliff from Wuthering Heights, dancing with Cathy's corpse on a beach in the moonlight; a scene which you, Jim Steinman, believe should have been in the book. (The moors of Wuthering Heights are landlocked, but you, Jim Steinman, are too fucking real to care about that.)

You wrote the song for the opening scene of the movie Streets of Fire, in which evil leatherdaddy Willem Dafoe leads his malefic motorcycle crew into a concert to abduct Diane Lane while she's wearing a skintight satin jumpsuit.

You wrote a song in which Bonnie Tyler wanders a haunted boarding school as literal demon twinks gyrate at her out of the fog.

There is no peak of goth camp that you, Jim Steinman, have not summited, no horny energy you have not tapped. They say that Alexander the Great wept when he saw there were no more worlds to conquer. But you, Jim Steinman, are not Alexander the Great. You, Jim Steinman, are better. You, Jim Steinman, have vision.

You take your most successful song, the song everyone knows, the most big-haired, white dress, gothic arches, doves flying, possessed choir boys chanting, bombastic song you have, and think: what if this, but with vampires.

And so you change the lyrics to be about death and infinity and a powerful bloodsucking lord seducing a girl who is ALL ABOUT IT, and then toss off a whole musical for this song to be the centerpiece to, and the musical is bad but it's also a weird hit that's been staged in fourteen countries and revived seven times, because nothing has ever whipped as campily, as ridiculously, as perfectly as this:

It never takes off in America. A prophet is without honor in his own land. But that doesn't matter. How could it matter? You are perhaps the most creatively self-actualized man who has ever lived. Look at that vampire. He's coming in hot and a hundred Venetian nuns gave their lives to make his ludicrously capacious lace sleeves. Look at that girl. She was born in a fog machine. She wore her best red velvet cape. She's down bad. She's singing Total Eclipse of the Heart the whole time.

You are Jim Steinman, and you have reached apotheosis.

#reading this post is like doing a line of coke if the line of coke was my entire personality #emily does musicals

[sodacansculptures]

Homemade nativity scene

#they don't make a Jesus coke #very sad #merry christmas #happy holidays #art

[tibbycaps]

rendog: Woew

#love how sleep deprived he sounds in this whole segment. he has not had his morning 12 coffees and line of coke yet #rendog #stressmonster #iskall #hermitcraft #tibbys mcyt clips

[sugarto0th]

Bitches be like that's so coquette and it's literally just a Diet Coke with Lana's name on it

#this is what makes us girls #coquette #lana del rey #hell as a teenage girl #dollette #americana #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #lana del ray aesthetic #lizzy grant #farmers daughter #vintage americana #hyper feminine #kate moss #diet coke #girlblogging #tumblr girls

[pespillo]

have u guys slayed any princesses lately

#slay the princess #stp #stp spoilers #samsa´s art stuff #this game is my new coke now but ive been talkimn abt it more on main #but if you havent watched or played it yet... just go.. do that... #ITS A REALLY GORY GAME AT TIMES SO BE WARNED

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

#uni au where they go to every party and fucking trash it #headcanon that gojo only drinks coke cause one sip and 30 minutes he's lying somewhere striped naked and unconcious #stst bribing shoko into any shinanegan by buying her cigs #shoko drinks them both under the table but suguru actually can keep up with ehr #also weed does weird things to gojo's six eyes 100% confirmed so he is catious #still the loudes mf at the party even if he's sober af #i love them #these three are the best thing that ever happened to me #sashisu #satosho #sugusho #satosugu #stsg #gojo satoru #shoko ieiri #suguru geto #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #satosho weekend #satoshoko #jjk #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart #IPMSSA_SaShiSu!Fanart

[jadedgirlxo]

Made by me

#girlblogger #manic pixie dream girl #female hysteria #girlblogging #hell is a teenage girl #coquette #female manipulator #diet coke #whisper girl #coquette dollete #coquette community #this is a girlblog #this is what makes us girls #just girly thoughts #girl interrupted #maladaptive daydreaming #lana del rey #lizzy grant #kate mess #bambi #just girlboss things #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #ballerina

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

advertising strategy for Hepatior, a 1930s medicine to treat liver ailments

#vintage advertising #hepatior #prometheus #greek myth #gore #lbrh theres like 40% morphine or coke in that (or both)

[lazylittledragon]

thank you for all your support for gale’s tiny deranged wife

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #galemance #she’s a special lady #she’s not even my durge she’s just like this #i’ve been basing her on those victorian doctors who did coke and went batshit #she’s one of those ‘fuck my family i’m yeeting the last name asap’ people

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Little detail I loved in Dune Part Two was Irulan recoding her notes on a futuristic phonograph cylinder because the AIs fucked things up so badly the entire human race is now fanatically opposed to anything as advanced as a calculator.

#dune #dune part two #frank herbert #princess irulan #irulan corrino #dune spoilers #they hated ai so much they made the entire human race dependant on space coke just to function

[pogasm]

quick psa!🇵🇸

no thanks has been approved and added to the apple appstore. basically you scan a barcode and it tells you if the product is from a company that’s either part of the bds list or supporting isreal. highly recommend u check it out!! ^_^

https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/no-thanks-app/id6476206516

#before yall get on my ass i didn’t know pepsi was on the list till now. i thought it was just coke