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"Aren't you forgetting something?"

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lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

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Hey, yall! Help a t4t disabled couple with relocation!

My husband and i need a bit of help, we're moving to a new apartment by May 15th, but we need a bit of help with moving costs. Things like the deposit, gas for moving, and necessities we might need once moved in!

My job has been reluctant to give me new hours, since im in an area that's covered by a different company, but i plan on leaving that job as soon as we move. This does leave us in a tricky situation, though, as i dont have enough hours to cover our own daily needs, let alone an expense like this.

Any help is appreciated! I do tarot readings and traditional art!

Cshp vnm pypl

^ links are above!!

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No fucking way LMFAO

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i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

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ritsu peace moment

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not again

OH MY GOD DO ANY OF YOU REMEMBER RITSU VIOLENCE MOMENT

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why be homophobic when u can kill urself. lol

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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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its so funny when usamericans of all people are like omg usa is 50 countries in a trench coat when you're from a country like india where the first language of people changes atleast 20 times across state lines.

lets be clear though, the establishment of the united states involved a genocide of diverse cultures which is precisely what has made it so uncannily uniform today. from thousands of indigenous languages you now demand everyone speak one. sometimes you'll accommodate spanish at best.