rip to Jack, already the most long-suffering of men, who has now had to watch his boss stroll shirtless through the background of his friend's livestream
I really want the montage of him episode by episode coming to terms with what's happening... moving through denial and bargaining and eventually accepting that this is his life now, his best friend is dating his boss and all the horrors that means
I tried sending you a pigeon with a message for our encounter on mount Olympus but pigeon reception over here is really bad, I'm only getting seagulls and sparrows ffs. Can't we just whatsapp each other like the mortals do?
losing my mind because i can;t read horrance fics yet because i have to post my horrance fic first which mind you guys, i just finished almost an hour ago and i will be posting alongside my playlist of which I have already edited to make a cover but like i cannot post it yet BECAUSE I CANNOT THINK OF THE PERFECT TITLE AND I AM DYING cbsdjbfkdjask
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.