#it was so funny plwase

[faeriecap]

I had dinner with an irl friend and we were talking about the MCU and how Steve's ending made no sense and he was bringing up old cap because I was like “he literally didn't look old like he was established as immortal he shouldn't have aged that much!” and he said "that's why it looked like chris evans in bad old age makeup and not aged Steve." and then we were DyING because like what if it wasn't actually age and instead steve just showed up in costume makeup to punk his friends and then faked his death so sam would take the shield. listen…… I CRIED

#it was so funny plwase #steeb #i speak #marvel #mcu #captain america #avengers endgame #anti endgame #old steve #not my steve #not my steve rogers #old cap #steve rogers #chris evans #sam wilson #captain america shitpost #captain america headcanon

[taaalia]

only the funniest things being allowed in goofs realm is giving me hope for yeet bigly content cause name anything funnier in regards to this godforsaken podcast

#manifesting anthony going you see brian griffin again.. you see a guy with a wheels for feet and an eyepatch.. #I WOULD SCREAAAMMM #And then throw up #i cannot for the life of me name anything funnier than the yeet bigly name reveal #i was walking home and doubled over in laughter because its just so fucking funny and also a little cringe cause yk its 2023 not 2019 anymo #id u went vack in time to tell me a year ago taht my favourite characters evee would be called yeet bigly and killa demall i.. #i wouldve believed killa #bur yEET BIGLY?? #would have laughed in ur face then continued reading shitty ao3 fanfics #dndads #dungeons and daddies #yeet bigly #anthony burch please ill never adk anything of u ever again #anthony imagine how confused the craihlist person would be!! #just do ir bro i know u want to *whispwes in ur ear very convincingly* #lets pretend i rolled a nat 20 on my persuasion roll anthony pls #i think i fr wrote the qords anthony and plwase 50 times in these tags #JUST LISTENED TO THE END OF EP 34 ANTHONYYY PLEEEASSEEEEEE #make that 52..

[deritosmi]

😱

me remembering I actually have to post art if I want to call myself an artist online (I am very anxious about my work getting stolen and I hate Ai generated images with a more-than-burning passion):

#I like spongebob #It’s so funny #ENDAIART #AI ART IS NOT REAL ART #I HATE AI #plwase dond steal my art 🥺 #g

[astridthevalkyrie]

more college bf levi … plwase … i beg …

ahahaha part 5 it is. forever down bad for him.

college boyfriend levi masterlist

college!bf levi headcanons:

he’s just so on top of things. can always afford to help you with your assignments because he’s not pushing his until the last minute. and on the rare occasion with a really lengthy essay that is due tomorrow, he doesn’t like to waste time by talking, but he does like if you’re there, just in the same room. it alleviates the pressure a bit.

holds your hand in the morning when the two of you go into the cafe. you look like you would fight the sun if given the chance, but he knows your order perfectly and you don’t even have to say anything besides a thank you to both him and the server before you have your buttered croissant. calls you lazy, fondly wipes the whipped cream from your hot chocolate off your nose.

on saturday mornings, specifically, after he finally convinces you (and himself) to unlatch your body from his in bed, he’s nice enough to give you a piggy back ride to the kitchen and seat you on the counter. then he gives you a few eggs to beat while he chops up some veggies (“lev, no tomatoes, c’mon” “do you know what tomatoes do for your immune system? maybe you wouldn’t be bedridden from the common cold if you ate some—“ “that’s so low, I’m breaking up with you” “okay, do you want butter with your bagel?” “yes, please”)

notes all your little habits and silently accommodates them. he knows that if an assignment is particularly stressing you out, you’re going to wander into the kitchen every so often to get your mind off of it, so whenever exam weeks roll around, he makes sure you two are stocked up on snacks. every time your fingers start twitching, he either places his hand in yours or hands you a ball or pen or anything else that you can occupy yourself with. it’s so minor that sometimes you don’t notice sometimes, but it’s there, as much as is your tendency to do things like flip any shoes that are upside down the right way up because you’ve seen levi scowl at them, or to put lotion on his calloused hands under the guise of having taken too much from the bottle and needing to share. (levi loves you.)

watching tv shows together. usually two at a time (one you want to show him, one he wants to show you), with one or two episodes each night depending on the length of the episode. you talk a lot while watching, he doesn’t as much. or at least, he doesn’t initiate it. but when you throw out guesses or make scathing comments at characters, he either hums in agreement or engages you in a debate that usually ends with the two of you making out on the couch. it’s an unavoidable fate when you’re constantly watching while sitting on his lap.

he just has the softest, nicest lips. and he always grunts in surprise whenever you plant one on him unexpectedly, no matter how used to it he should be by now. frowns and mutters under his breath if you don’t give him what he’s deemed an actual kiss (a peck is not a kiss. a good few seconds where he can pour his admiration for you while you’re pressed up against him, now that’s a kiss.)

will 100% kill bugs for you. will also 100% tell you how much bigger you are than the bug (“wait, but by that logic, shouldn’t the bug not be afraid of you?” “you’re so funny, have you thought of doing stand up comedy?” “yes, actually, but then I’d have to stay out late at night and you’d miss me too much” “oh no, wouldn’t want to have to compete for your attention against an audience of crickets”)

sometimes soccer practice runs late. when he gets home, it literally does not matter what you’re doing, it’s him time. if you’re cooking, he’s pressing kisses to your hair, talking about how he’s not even that hungry. if you’re working on your laptop, he will deadass ask if your gpa is more important than your boyfriend and not talk to your for fifteen minutes straight when you say it is. if you’re sleeping? perfect. all he has to do is slip under the covers and tug you on top of him. you don’t even need to wake up to loop yourself around him and he absolutely loves it.

also loves the sound of his name coming from your mouth. the casual “levi?” when you’re asking him to pass you something. naturally, the breathy “levi” when you’re straddling his lap and rocking against him. the noncommittal “yeah, I’m pretty sure levi said that place was good, we should go there” when you’re talking to your friend, the sweet “leeeevi” when it’s 11:30 PM and you’re craving something from 7/11, and especially the sleepy “mmh, lev” when you’re not even awake, but you know exactly whose chest your face is buried in.

insists on both of you sleeping shirtless. when you argue that you’ll get cold, he tosses the blanket over you before completely wrapping you up in his arms. he’ll make sure every inch of you feels warm, right down to your cheeks. he’ll just have to kiss them again and again until you fall asleep.

date nights are mostly indoors. but sometimes, it’s just nice to go out to a skating rink or bowling alley, and watch you get extra competitive while he puts absolutely no effort in (and still wins 🙄). the two of you don’t treat each other out to a fancy dinner as much as you treat each other to fast food (and always a salad, as per levi’s insistence)

anything you hum or sing, levi eventually finds stuck in his head and he never fails to get irritated with you for it, especially when you realize your superpower and begin to sing anything you’d like to hear from your boyfriend’s gruff voice. he often won’t pick up on how he’s typing away on his laptop and singing under his breath “if you wanna run away with me I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride” until he catches you grinning at him. proceeds to not talk until you’re peppering his face in kisses as an apology.

#aot x reader #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackerman #college boyfriend levi #levi headcanons #levi x y/n #levi x you #valkyrie headcanons

[kitwing-moving]

vivian voice HES RELIGIOUS? FUUUUUUUUCK THATS SO HOT

SHUT UP PLWASE IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!! I WAS JOKING!!!!!! I WAS TELLING A FUNNY!!!!

#🐾.txt #HEHEHEHEHE #angelic song

[lovipop]

LOOK AT HOM HES SO FUCKINGNSO OMG OMG I M SO STUPIDNFOR THE DEBATWR IT AIMT EVEN FUNNY

GOT ME DOING THE SNOOPY DANCR WHEN THE IMAGE DROPPED PLWASE OH PLEASE IM A SINPLEM PERSON 😭

#They're so real for making him dress as Light Yagami #Please I love him but ough #Anywho time to go back writing my fic on him :] #I hate him

[dread-knight]

where is that ask someone got that was like “i saw your hylics fanart and thought gibby would be some hot bimbo but then got to the end of the game and was like ’WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT’” plwase its so funny

#I hope this will happen to me one day. It is hysterical

[assmaster-8000]

……pick ur roster

ALL OF RJEM..?? COUGJS AND THROWS UP BLOOD!!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!

please plwase please tell me about all of them lay all of it on me

#DIES #˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ saturday #˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ rebwogs

[lennysfridge]

ok but imagine my shock when i skipped a few lines and saw “marty” i went who the fuck is she talking ab

- 🦅

💀 plwase who taught me how to write shit it’s so funny

#🦅 anon

[trulymadlysydney]

Nadjah and Jeff give me whiplash 🌸

Bruh I know like plwase

Jeff has me CACKLING with his facial expressions fhskdjd he tells it like it is. “I was gonna make my move and then she had bro standing next to her” or whatever he said made me cry dhskshd he’s so funny

#love island us

[sokkalore]

thinking about feng xin finding xie lian’s private communication array password so funny that he laughed until he fell over and was rolling around on the floor hysterically while mu qing just stood there like 😕

#it’s SO funny i would give anything for a brief animated flashback of this..... little chibi early ascension xianle trio plwase please #tgcf #i can see it i’m envisioning it xie lian looking so pleased with himself while feng xin jusf cannot stop laughing #i’m gonna cry. thanks

[heung-mins]

He is doing this to us because someone on website www.tumblr.com made a sexy gargoyle edit of him

if i was a spurs manager and someone made a sexy gargoyle edit of me i would be very flattered

#LMAO PLWASEE #gargoyle conte is so funny to me #first of all allie was the one who posted the og sexy gargoyle pic #and what kills me is that she most likely googled 'sexy gargoyle' or something #secondly WHY did someone draw a sexy gargoyle doing such a provocative pose? #and last but not least: #gargoyle anon compared conte to a gargoyle #idk about u but to me that is such a idk niche comparison... #like a gargoyle? i rarely see ppl using that word nowadays

[jrueships]

Skrunk

#angel wing ears lmao #iunno why im makin fun of them we kinda look alike actually #our ears i mean #im the toppier version of him tho in everything else #screaming crying plwase give him more MINUTES #no need for any more point guards :( let gup lob to his bf #gup rolling up his shorts in the nba... he lives happy he lives free #love that 4 him #i hope he doesnt convince jalen to do it with his evil little gay powers #slenderman on the court 😨 #skrunk #his new video is so funny bro #he JUST got his first pair of crocs n now suddenly he has like Five of them #with special gold lil croc charms n everywhere bro extra #n then he called his mom his twin? lmfao #his mom telling him not to be extra 😭 #gup dramatic delusional desperate on the daily #hes rlly supportive of his family n not in the fake 'family guy image' sort of way but Actual i would die 4 them #and i hate them but i love them way #its vry cute idk! #like on instagram lives he cant go one second without telling us about one of his brothers #'the color blue reminds me when pat threw a bomb in the pool and it exploded lol' #just a little guy that loves to show off his lego star wars sets (lmfao) #and relishes in the power of being the baby of the family #who holds regular baby meetings bcus he misses them 😭 #gup

[isagisyoichi]

not a day goes by where i dont think of these three specific jjk tweets

#tw gun mention #THEYRE SO FUNNY #JUNPING PEOPLE ISOKAT AND ACTUALLY SMART PLWASE #THE MEGUMI ONE #hes jsut like me 🤣 #the nanami one hes also just like me #i have to be the best dressed lerson ANYWHERE I GO 🤕 #🏷.e + jjk

[lanebully]

when someone needs them and their whole friendgroup to try and see if i'm still mad at their person

#閃閃發光的你! #PLWASE it's so funny i literally see them talking ab me during lunch yall loud asf #she's mad at me this i don't know why she's mad at me that

[saintobio]

"it was my promise to you when we were six"

get the FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT YOU PIECE OF TRASH HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AFTER EVERYTHING YOUVE DONE TO Y/N

but at the same time oh my heart it made me want to cry thats such a sweet line I love the childhood best friends trope ;n;

@svnkxu said

“that was my promise to you when we were 6” 🥺🥺🥺 aw ur so sweet. sike i hate u. two faced mf, r u gonna be a bitch or r u gonna be nice, CHOOSE ONE! you don’t get to live a life w two girls. make up ur mind!!! even if u chose me id slap u 😒😒 toji lets fuck pls <3 ok sorry ignore that little rant. anyway great chapter as always!

Anonymous said

“It was my promise to you back when we were six.” yeah sure we trust you 🙄 is that another way to manipulate y/n or was he serious? I just can't trust that mf anymore 🥺 plwase y/n Keep being the goddess you were back in the pool and tell him to golf the fuck off with his promises 🏌️‍♂️

Anonymous said

nah nah nope. i dont give a single shit about that promise im cutting his dick off 🥰 gojo satoru suffering instead of y/n when???? i need it desperately

Anonymous said

so gojo thought about us as kids huh.......... well for fucks sake youre a bit late now dont you think?? get yo act together mf please----

- mc anon

Anonymous said

"It was my promise to you back when we were six."

Don't even think for a second that I forgot what you told Sera before you went home just because Y/N spilled facts (Y/N, sweetie, I'm so proud of you 😘)!

"She doesn't have me."

Damn, I almost believed that he secretly genuinely loves Y/N and that he actually wanted the wedding from the very beginning because it's with her, based on the things Gen said, his unconscious seeking of Y/N's attention and knowing that Y/N probably didn't remember the promise until he mentioned it. I almost felt bad for him when she asked and that's his response. Almost 🤣.

—🤓

no one trusts gojo 😭😭😭 plsss these are so funny

#saintobio.asks #series: sincerely not