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defectivegembrain · 9 months
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People are really like yeah our socialist utopia will have no cars because nobody will need them when we all have reliable accessible transport in the form of the Sensory Torture Chambers
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balis77 · 9 months
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You gotta love how Limbus Company will have a beach episode event and the exclusive event characters are: Dock worker, dock worker, shrimp mascot, magical girl transformation into a shrimp mascot.
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orangechickenpillow · 7 months
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Astarion: it's been almost 200 years since I've seen the sun
Me:
Me: someone get this man some sunscreen holy shit
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springsteens · 2 months
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"let's normalize greasy hair" I'd rather die, thanks
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alatariel-galadriel · 15 days
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huh they weren’t kidding about those flash flood warnings were they
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elmike + mysterious skin (2004) dir. gregg araki
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zorciarkrildrush · 12 hours
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And American college students wept, for there were no more causes for protest - LGBT rights were guaranteed forever, racial bias finally put to rest for good and with reparations. Reproductive rights received ironclad legislation, and native rights were finally achieved with a good mutual consensus. Global warming went the same way as the hole in the ozone - the US lead a striking, globally coordinated effort to finally mitigate and undo the damage - and all finally breathed fresh, clean air. The refugee crisis at the border was of course a thing of the past - either well integrated into society or sent back to homes finally made safe. Police violence and racial profiling, of course, were non-issues now - especially with inclusive, community-based and social policing replacing the heavy handed protection-and-serving-of-the-few of the past. Their own higher education was of course now fully funded by the state, and the concept of predatory 'student loans' seemed laughable. Medical care, transportation, shelter, nutrition - all became enshrined in law as human rights. Preventable deaths from hunger, from exposure, from mental illness - all went down into insignificance.
And so finally they looked out to the world for injustices to correct, but they were hard pressed to find them - Ukraine and Russia were at peace, finally, and reparations and assistance to rebuild in Ukraine were ongoing. Russia was, of course, free from tyranny, and undoing decades of stagnation, nepotism, internal racism, LGBTphobia -no, they had to look elsewhere. China, of course, had long freed the Uyghurs to live their lives with dignity, afforded numerous new freedoms to its citizens, and made a brave series of agreements with Taiwan and the US and Japan to end decades of suspicion and mutual jabs.
Romani anywhere in the EU were finally properly guaranteed their safety, alongside Irish Travelers, Canadian First Nations, Assyrians, the Bashkir (well, we already said Russia was doing better now!) -
And Sudan - well, the process of peace and reconciliation was tough, but inspirational. The hundreds of thousands dead, displaced - all wrongs were finally acknowledged and put to rights. Haiti is finally recovering from its own upheavals, Boko Haram, ISIS, the Taliban all agreed to disarm, vowed to compensate all they have wronged, to rebuild from the damage. Syria and Lebanon were no longer tormented by despots, and Iran with them - finally, again, the pride of Persian heritage, a place of dignity and comfort for all its people.
On and on the American college students looked for causes - some even went so far as to reignite pineapple on pizza, but society has of course moved on from such divides - so naturally, there could only be one remaining issue at hand. Clocking in at roughly 10 thousand kilometers away as the crow flies, depending on where you take off and land exactly, in an objectively tiny strip of land, there was one war they had to weigh in on. All other issues, near and far, greater in every possible metric, were finally fine - it was time to tell one country it shouldn't exist in favour of another, to harass people of that country - or even those basically unrelated to it, who were still somehow unclean for not working to dismantle that country. The American college students wept tears of joy, now, for the last and most important cause was at hand.
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hyperfixated-maybe · 2 months
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Hello! List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last ten people that reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :D /nf
not dying
not fainting
not being completely incapacitated while conscious
not not even being able to recognize the person walking me to the nurse
not having the nurse think that you faked ACTUALLY PASSING OUT and nearly puking despite apparently being completely pale and shaking just because if you didn’t get better by the end of school she’d have to stay after with you and god forbid she actually care about the kids she is supposed to protect
#I fainted today#It was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever experienced#I’ve been hurt and sick in just about every way possible#But this was DIFFERENT.#I could barely find my way to the nurse in the building I’ve been going to every day for most of my life without somebody else’s hand on my#Back leading me there#And my vision went all sparkling#I saw myself in a bathroom mirror and it looked like I was a photograph being burned from behind#their voices were like I was hearing through cotton balls shoved in my ears#The reason I refused to go home on the bus is because my walk home from my stop is almost a mile long#And I broke down crying in the nurse because I didn’t wanna die I didn’t wanna go home on the bus and pass out on the walk home and not hav#Anyone there to help#And honestly it was fucking traumatic#Because I’ve GOTTEN hurt before.#I fell off a fucking icy waterfall and scraped off half the skin on the right side of my leg just last week!#I’ve fallen from several stories high before#But the thing that was different about this is that the person supposed to be helping me didn’t fucking care#And was actively trying to harm me.#I got home and passed out#I just woke up from sleeping for four hours#And I’m still nauseous and trying to hold down the three chips I ate for lunch#This shit was SO scary.#Sorry I used this as a vent#But I needed to talk about this because I know my dad won’t believe me even though he’s gonna ask#Oh yeah my mum came and picked me up btw I didn’t have to walk home in the end and Mrs asshole had to stay after for fifteen minutes
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fishareglorious · 6 months
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Really do hate the casual deadnaming of Jake Zyrus by the media. Fucking sucks, man.
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swiftfootedachilles · 9 months
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No one can say that Mickey and Ian got no good sex scenes because of Cameron and Noel, give those two men an intimacy coordinator and an incognito tab and we've got Mickey being the absolute power bottom he is and riding Ian like there's no tomorrow. Ian shoving Mickey over the dining room table and destroying his ass in the best way? Absolutely!!!
For how "progressive" and "woke" the show and cast/crew/production was supposed to be there is so much homophobia, transphobia, ablism, racism involved and it makes me wish I didn't like shameless. We could've had so much good representation but no, production had to screw us and the characters over
literally where was the intimacy coordinator during all this 😭 why did fiona have to be topless 24/7 and where were the gay scenes 😭
and what kind of show is set in the Southside of Chicago and has an overwhelming white cast like i hate everything about this show yet i love it at the same time its so cursed
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lewishamiltonstuff · 9 months
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msboutofcontext · 1 year
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walleeli · 8 months
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Having acne in your mid-twenties is sooooo fucking cool. I feel like I don’t deserve to exist in public spaces.
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firep0wder · 2 years
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Now what did past me say about hermits... I'm curious
#fp.txt#xbevno vs. well. the difference.#i do not acknowledge any bdubs skin that contradicts the constant knife bandolier#beef and bdubs play fighting#jevin and cleo sealioning each other every hhh#the others r about boat boys grian dresuma cleo tango beasts hypno ren doc ranchers nho badboyhalo vintagebeef keralis cub mumbo dsmp sbi#bdubs and doc. and s8 jevin after his elytra breaks and he falls thru a tall tree and ends up full of branches leaves sticks etc#happy etho minecraft champion sunday#falsuma 🕊 🕯 🪦#and also xbcrafted. and keralis. and impulsesv. and geminitay. and joehills probably#me just lying in my bed with the lights off completely chill but i haven't taken a shower in a day or two so when i see a grian post i kill#insane to me that cubfan is on this court. who remembers the ragers at keralis's.. not hypno that's for sure (he was blackout fucking drunk)#the king. impulse's wood. an old clock.#literally i've drawn iskall lying in her bed kicking his feet and twirling the telephone cord it's so real#jevin s8 transitioned for funsies. like finnster. except his girl month wasn't as highly funded/extended so he's back to bluemoding now#if you write in caps in joe hills chat you will get told off timed out banned doxxed killed etc depending on how tired he is that day and#keralis to every man he knows: there’s only you in my life#and why the hell mumbo jumbolio driving the bus...+#obvious answer is bdubs. but this is pearlescentmoon actually (trust me. pearls and the moon and berries are all the same shape.)#literally one of my pet peeves is misusing thee thy thou thine etc. and ren is horrible for this. i love him so much but he torments me#the gutteral noise i made when you brought up the concorp parallels scared my fucking rabbit. sorry poppyseed#stress is a long haired kitty for sure i think#hypno is a leather guy whereas tango happens to own a leather jacket#tfc z''l#welsknight splitting hels#this is what i'm doing to xisuma btw#****** sorry#zedaph (real)#yeah i consider myself somewhat of a cub fan#blorbo rotation
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spaghett-onaplate · 1 year
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#I am actually so sick of one person right now#🌹 didn't even do anything THAT bad just lots of things that make me want to crawl out of my skin#🌹 is in one of my classes and my friendgroup but she doesn't hang out with us every day#she always hugs me and holds my hand and is super touchy and always has been but it makes me so desperately uncomfortable!#i dont like to hold people's grimy greasy dirty unwashed hands thank you#and its fucking terrifying to get a flying hug from behind with no warning#i do not want to touch people always can you please piss off!#and she doesn't do that with our cis guy friends so i know she sees me as a girl :(#and today on the bus 🌹 was sitting two seats in front of me with a stranger between us#and she got out her phone and was trying to take photos with me and the person beside me or something?#which annoys me enough on its own#but THE STRANGER WAS IN THEM TOO#poor fucking guy i should've told 🌹 to stop straight away but instead i was just desperately uncomfortable in silence!#and stranger dude was obviously annoyed and asked 🌹 to stop#and i wanted to peel my skin off like a potato right then and there jesus fucking christ#how can people be so fucking obtuse and unaware of other people!#i know i should just verbalise this but i get sweaty palms just talking to people let alone being straight with them#hhhhhhhhhhhh it's nice to have friends but these are the first I've had in a while and its difficult to navigate#but she so obviously sees me as a girl and that makes me majorly uncomfortable on top of everything else#i have to see her again tomorrow in maths#:( why#also she goes so fast in maths it makes me stressed when i am still squinting at the numbers trying to make sense of them#not her fault but just#hhhhh everything else is so avoidable if she just had an ounce of self awareness
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patrice-bergerons · 2 years
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How is my trip going you ask? I would kill to have an indulgent proper breakdown - but in peace - I think I deserve it.
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