My latest horrible idea: Hamilton as Invader Zim, aka The Irken Revolution  hip-hopera
Cast:
Zim - Alexander Hamilton (duh)
(Irken) Dib - Burr
Skoodge - John Lawrence/Philip Hamilton
Purple -  Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson
Red - Hercules Mulligan/ Madison
Tak - Angelica Schuyler
Tenn - Eliza Schuyler
(Irken) Gaz - Peggy/Maria Reynolds
Control Brains - King George
Tallest Miyuki - George Washington
Cross-over plot:
The Irkens rebel against the control brains which were once considered the benevolent rulers but have since been treating the Irken race like mindless slaves.
Zim, a young defective smeet wants to prove himself in the war and comes to New Irk (🎵in New Irk you can be a new man) to join the revolution. There he meets Dib, a smart, calculating Irken who is also defective but was able to hide his defection by being more reserved (Talk less, smile more). He also meets and bonds with Skoodge, a well good hearted and determined young soldier, as well as Red and Purple who are also eager to get in on the action of the revolution and carve out a name for themselves.
The resistance is looking bleak for the Irken general and leader: Almighty Tallest Miyuki, who hears about Zim’s eager and aggressive tactics and calls on him to be her right hand man (much to the disappointment of Dib who also wanted the position) - meanwhile the boys are all doing what young Irkens who have recently stopped suppressing their Hormons do and are checking out the LADIES!
Zim takes an interest in a trio of elite female soldiers called the Sky-Soldiers (or Skydier Sisters) who he meets through Dib as one of them is Dib’s smeet-mate Gaz. Initially, Zim clicks with Tak who meets him on a level of passion and determination he’s never encountered before, but quickly shifts his focus to Tenn when Tak pushes him in that direction. Tak and Tenn are incredibly close and would both die for each other. Tenn is very sweet and Tak knows she’s into Zim so she pushes them together despite her own attraction to Zim (yeah, we are throwing IZ canon COMPLETELY out the window with this one.) Zim and Tak remain close friends.
Zim and Tenn are mated. Dib is jealous of Zim’s continued success but continues to  scheme and plan and 🎵WAIT FOR IT!🎶 Zim meanwhile is butting heads with Miyuki who is trying to hold him back from his desire to destroy and blow up stuff. Zim and Tenn are stationed on separate fronts but Tenn requests leave when she discovers that she’s pregnant and, much to Zim’s disappointment, Miyuki gives him leave too - blah blah “stay alive,” “ten duel commandments,” “meet me inside,” “that would be enough” all that goes down within the perimeters of the AU.
Purple, Skoodge, and Red bring back armies of defective Irkens and  ally-Vortians to help join the fight and Miyuki finally calls on Zim to lead this new  Battalion in a last surge against the control brains. (🎵We’ve won- we’ve won! WE’VE WON! WE’VE WON!) the World turns upside down.
Once the war is over Zim and Tenn have a son. (I donno, maybe it’s Skoodge, maybe it’s Gir.) then Zim and Dib go into the law together until Tallest Miyuki invites Zim to be her treasury-secretary (or whatever).
Then POLITICS!
Purple come back from his time as ambassador to Vort and reconnects with Red who isn’t happy about how Zim is managing the government (also red is racists because Zim was a defective). Purple has been made secretary of state and comes in opposed to Zim’s plans. - Zim gets seriously stressed out and can’t leave with Tenn and Tak and the kids to go on their planned vacation to Plookasia because he has to work.
Meanwhile Gaz shows up with con in her back-pocket and seduces Zim in order to exploit him.
Dib gets increasingly frustrated with how Zim just seems to get away with whatever he wants and is jealous of Zim’s power so he runs against Tenn for a position on the counsel and beats her - permanently damaging his friendship with Zim.
Purple wants the Irkens to assist in the war that is breaking out on Vort but Zim talks Miyuki out of sending troops because it’s stupid and they are not strong enough to fight in someone else’s civil war.
Purple, Red, and Dib plot to take down Zim. (🎵It must be nice, it must be nice, to have Miyuki on your side🎵)
Tallest Miyuki is tired and wants to retire so she steps down from leadership and is replaced by Tallest Spork. (Welcome folks to the Spork administration.) Spork is friends with Purple and makes Purple his second, firing Zim.
Purple and Red, still threatened by Zim, confront him about what happened with Gaz. Zim flips his shit and reveals the truth that he was sleeping with her and she exploited him. - he continues to flip his shit and tells everyone about it before he can be blackmailed again. Tenn is heart broken (she hopes that he buuuuurns🎶) and their son dies in a duel over the scandal. (Blah blah- “it’s quiet uptown”)
Spork ends up being a horrible Tallest (not actually like John Adam’s. John Adam’s is still the fucking best and I love him, fight me) And now Purple is Running for tallest against Dib… which, ya know… follows the same final plot as the musical without really any deviation or further explanations needs.
Okay, there’s my war crime fan fic summery. This would be much better as a series of animations but I can barely draw and DEFINITELY can’t animate. So have some word crimes.
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i want you all to look me straight in my god damned eyes and tell me Clarity by fucking ZEDD reminds you of invader zim, let alone the epitomy zadr song. i spit on thee. you're all incorrect.
....clarity..... by zedd............. I cant be the only one who hates that song, even back when it came out. its been too long and ive been bothered by this for too long. im on my hands and knees at this point
LISTEN TO IT?????????? i dont CARE about the lyrics, LISTEN TO IT. HOW???????
i will literally make a youtube zadr playlist out of pure spite. like i really cant with yall, goofin up the place......
...... clarity.... by zedd...................
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I love how it’s both massively implied and basically shown on screen that a great deal of Zim’s free time on Earth is spent doing stuff to innocent animals/humans in the lower levels of his base that would probably be well suited to that happy meat farms type of background music
POV you are a random cop’s brain trapped in the body of a squid. You have no ink and you must scream. You are a missing child about to receive experimental brain surgery. You are a street rat waking up in a strange place. You will never be the same again.
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