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*SMASHES TABLET ON THE FLOOR*
I spent too many hours on this and I can't show anyone but you guys because I could never explain this shit to a normal person
Dib noms on Zim in an upcoming chapter and it's not as cute as this, but yes, Zim definitely secretly likes it. Dib's vampire amnesia can be helpful sometimes.
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starpaw0007 · 2 months
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“Are you… cooking?”
Dib tiredly walked into his kitchen to find Zim in front of the stove wearing an apron. In order to reach the counter comfortably, the invader had to use a step-stool. Zim expertly flipped a perfectly round pancake in the air, and it landed with a dull plat.
“GIR likes pancakes.” Zim said simply.
He smooshed the pancake down in a motion that seemed completely natural to him.
Imagery of the alien cooking had never once come to Dib’s mind, and within reason- the concept was utterly ridiculous. Yet here Zim was, making pancakes for his evil little robot in some strange domestic display.
“… GIR’s broken.” Dib reminded him.
Zim froze momentarily and his magenta eyes blinked slowly as he processed this, as if he had completely forgotten.
“Oh, right.”
He scraped a pancake off the pan silently, setting it aside on a separate plate where a stack of pancakes had started to appear. Each one cooked to perfection.
Dib lingered awkwardly, unsure of what to say now, and Zim was in the way of the cereal cabinet which had been Dib’s intended trajectory.
Zim made a dismissive gesture with the spatula.
“You eat them then.”
Dib blinks.
Zim adds another pancake to the stack silently.
“.. what’s in them?” Dib questioned in an apprehensive tone. While the pancakes seemed fine, Dib’s deep seated paranoia and general distrust, while completely understandable given the circumstances, left him hesitant to try anything the irken invader offered.
Zim picked up the box of pancake mix on his left, squinting as he read slowly
“En…riched flour… bleached. Wheat flour… niacin, iron… thh-hiami-“
“Nothing else? Mind-controlling alien spores, perhaps?” Dib interrupted, lifting a pancake to examine it. It looked… normal enough.
Zim resumed his task, pouring more batter on the hot pan. It sizzled.
“Hmm… Water.” He replied after some consideration. The alien seemed distracted, completely lost in thought.
Hesitantly, Dib grabbed a plate from the cabinet. Keeping Zim in his peripheral, he plucked two pancakes off the top of the stack. After retrieving a fork, he made his way to the kitchen table- offering Zim a brief
“Thanks” as he passed.
Zim’s antennae perked up at this. He paused for a second, turning to peek at Dib over his shoulder, before returning his attention to the pan.
No other words were exchanged, and the silence was filled only with sizzling and scraping.
After pouring a generous amount of syrup, Dib set the bottle aside. Just as he did so, Gaz stumbled into the room tiredly- grumbling.
She opened one eye in surprise at the scene before her.
“Why is Zim wearing an apron?”
“He’s making pancakes.” Dib replied incredulously, poking his breakfast experimentally with a fork. Gaz stared at his plate suspiciously for a moment.
“Are they any good?”
Dib brings a piece to his mouth, chewing thoughtfully.
“They’re pancakes.”
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Wally from Welcome Home or Zim from Invader Zim (your choice) with an s/o who seems to always have a headache no matter what, and it's rare they don't.
(this happens to me irl and I probably should get it checked out-)
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Why not both? There's room for two!
(Yea that sounds like something you should see a medical professional about)
Wally and Zim x Reader who usually has a headache
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Wally Darling
★ Having no prior knowledge on what headaches feel, or what they even are, you need to explain the consent to him. It's not easy explaining the throbbing, constant, sharp or dull pain in your head to a puppet with no organs.
★ Once you get the concept across he's immediately worried. Oh you poor thing, do you need anything? Water?? bandaids?? A nap??? Wally is so in tune with you that when you feel bad he feels bad.
★ The fact that this happens regularly feels wrong to him. Pain isn't something a person should be familiar with, in his opinion. He feels bad about not being able to stop the pain :(
★ He visits frank for advice on how to help you with headaches. Most of the advice is decent, considering it's coming from someone with no organs and limited knowledge on humans.
★ Home is well aware of what to do when you get a particularly bad migraine. Close the blinds, try not to make any loud noises, don't let anyone inside and let wally take care of the rest.
Zim
★ Annoyed at you for constantly having a headache. If you don't feel good then why don't you just stop?? Bare with him, he doesn't know.
★ He doesn't understand that constantly having a headache isn't normal. So he just assumes that there's nothing wrong with you and this just happens to everyone.
★ If you tell him that it might be a medical issue you already know he's going to try and "fix" it. For your own safety don't let him. Even if he's 99.9% sure you won't die. Just no.
★ School and life in general always feels worse with a headache. Sometimes popping a Tylenol just doesn't help and you just feel like a wet roll of paper towels.
★ Depending on how long you've been with him one of two things could happen when you feel like this:
A. He lets you lay on his couch whilst skipping whatever school/work/social obligations you have. He brings you a bottle of water, then leaves. (Don't forget to call out if you're supposed to be at work)
B. He pulls a pair of fuzzy earmuffs from his pak and does all of the above, with the addition of staying and letting you lay your head in his lap.
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treel · 3 months
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Happy Éxtasis update day! I told you guys I'd do it, and I did!
This is the penultimate chapter - all that's left is the epilogue, which I will post within the next few days. Thank you all for reading, and please enjoy yet another sketch that I haven't had the energy to finish!
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1kahleah · 3 months
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Hey like this post if you are an invader zim account I miss the iz universe accounts
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lil-miss · 1 month
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Hey😈😈😈😈
LESBIANS!!! GAY PEOPLE!!!
Fkdjfk Zim’s lil smile and her hands grabbing Dib’s arm omg!!
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"... Soon after zipping through the local system, he found himself on the edge of the galaxy, surrounded by planets and stars unnamed by the humans. The Earth and its sun were far behind him, rotating along with the rest of the Milky Way. He backed off the accelerator and allowed for the ship to cruise along until it came to a stop, settled in a comfortable place. Zim leaned back and stared out the window, the glow of his magenta eyes reflecting right back at him.
There was no way he could venture out there and risk revealing himself.
At least, not now...
After all, the rest of the Universe thought he was dead..." (Against the Machine, Chapter 9)
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theautumnaldemon · 24 days
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I think they should get more trauma.. as a treat
(For @paynomindtotheinsanity’s fic!)
bonus Gaz doodles:
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80ssuperstar · 2 months
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Cute Friendship 😍❤️😊🥰
To @mordorigs From @80ssuperstar
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emerald57 · 2 months
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Wings
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neskiq · 13 days
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A little moment I found funny from the fanfiction you're eyes are red by @paynomindtotheinsanity
Fanfiction just amazing!
The best I ever read, sériously!
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I'm really sorry. ;-; It's absolutely bad. (For my defense it's the first time I've drawn Gaz and Gir >.>" )
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squiirby · 1 year
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conversations in a tractor beam
the fic this is loosely from -> [x]
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Invader Zim with an S/o that has a true crime addiction and can easily solve the cases halfway through before it's even near finished? (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)
Haha, I don't relate to this at all. Definitely haven't stayed up till sunrise watching interrogation videos on YouTube. Nope, couldn't be me.
Zim x Reader who likes true crime
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★ First things first, Gir cannot be in the same room as you when you listen to crime podcasts, documentaries and interrogation videos. You wouldn't want him to see all that violent stuff.
★ Zim doesn't pay a cent for the cable and streaming services he has. Don't ask him how he did it because it's probably illegal. Either way you now have access to many more documentaries and you don't have to go on shady website anymore.
★ When you first started solving the case before the show was over he was sure that you had seen it before. But no, you where just good at solving murders. He's a little impressed.
★ The two of you take turns picking what to watch when it's movie night. He likes to watch you solve whatever crime took place. He still gets a little creeped out when you point out what they should have done before they got caught.
★ " See that? He left a partial fingerprint on the glass, now they can compare it to prints in a database." This statement prompted him to collect samples of your fingerprints. For science!
★ Zims Computer has been used to look up, and has thus seen, so many atopsy and crime scene photos that it definitely desensitized by it now. You read through so many death certificates that you can understand doctors handwriting.
★ At first it would ask if you really wanted to see what you where looking up but now to just pulls up the photos without hesitation. Even photos you can't find on the sketchiest of websites are found.
★ Over time Zim might pick up the habit of listening to murder podcasts while working on something. Having a voice to listen to while he does some tedious tasks is nice, keeps him from getting bored. Plus the podcasts remind him of you.
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treel · 3 months
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And with that, Éxtasis comes to an end!
The entire fic was a bit of an experiment, and often just a stream of consciousness. Zib makes for a perfect subject when you want to write from the POV of a completely deluded weirdo. Extra props to the commenter who, toward the beginning of the fic, wondered about Zim2's version of Dib and what he was like. I thought 'Well, it'd be funny if he was super cool and that made Zib jealous' and thus, the Outlier was born (?).
Anyway, thanks everyone for reading my nonsense, here's an Outlier WIP because I (again) didn't have any Real Art prepared!
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zooofgod · 4 months
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Bro... THEY DO WHAT NOW?
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