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weixuldo · 10 months

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Enigma// ch 17

anakin x reader

a/n: so this one is solely focused on Anakin and there is no y/n action lol. I also wanted to say Ik pregnancy and babies are a hot topic rn and I really don’t want to get political on here, but I will say I refer to it as the “thing” and “it” sometimes; more as a joke thing, casue I think that’s how this anakin’s inner dialogue would go. ALSO I AM NOT A FERTILITY SPECIALIST SO THAT SECTION IS NOT MEDICALLY ACCURATE LOLOLOL

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Anakin goes to the clinic to get to the bottom of the situation.

warnings: cursing, cannon disabled character, insecurity, mentions of pregnancy, arguments, mentions of alcoholism, mention of adoption/abort--n (idk if they sensor stuff on tumblr), self pity

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Anakin scored an appointment at the fertility clinic for the next day (luckily he didn't have to wait long for the high steak results). Ahsoka drove him home quietly and thanked him for asking for the test.

Before she left she made sure he wasn’t going to go back to the bottle- even if he was anxious.

He agreed, but Maker… it was hard.

The next morning he got ready to get an answer to a question that could change the trajectory of, not only his relationship, but also his life.

The check in was quick and soon he was led to the back for privacy.

He sat himself in the dark room that allowed for his sample to be taken; the television exclusively played adult videos and there were a plethora of explicit magazines to speed up the process.

He was a little nervous, he hadn’t touched himself in a long time. The stiff feeling of his mechanical hands never really worked for him, but he needed to try.

His blue eyes wandered towards the television as he slipped his hand beneath his waistband; he shut his eyes and let out a small moan as he closed each individual digit around his member.

The television portrayed a few girls having an orgy with a well endowed guy; it was really over the top and totally overdone. Anakin was getting turned off by the excessive noises, so he opted to turn off the TV.

He slumped back in his chair with a frustrated sigh; he needed this test to be done so he could have peace of mind… but how was he going to get a sample in these circumstances? He already didn’t love the sensation of his false hand on his dick.

He closed his eyes and allowed his mind to wander… and as much as he hated to admit it, it seemed that you still were the only thing that could get him that riled up; so instead of utilizing any of the resources in the room, he visualized you.

He imagined your exquisite breathy moans and sighs as he would trace all along your beautiful body. He imagined your reactions when he would eat you out just right, how you would gasp and your thighs would tense in his metallic grasp.

He was pulsing.

He kept his mind racing as he plunged his hand down his pants to retain his strained dick once more.

As soon as his digits managed to get a hold on it, he began to roll his hips into his fist.

A shudder ran through his body when his fist touched the base of his cock.

The sensation was odd, it wasn’t ideal, but it wasn’t terrible either. He tried to relax and just focus on cumming; he imagined more scenarios of you and him, which actually helped him quite a bit.

The longer he thrusted his hips back and forth, the quicker he felt his climax coming; with a particularly forceful thrust, he knew he was about to cum. He scrambled for the specimen cup and angled his dick to the entrance.

His chest heaved as he reached his high. To push him over the edge, he imagined you riding his dick with your hands in his hair; the way you would arch your back as you used his shoulders to steady yourself, you would toss your head back in ecstasy and he would lean in to mark up your neck with his teeth-

His hips stuttered and he let out a breathy “f-fuck” and jerked forward with a groan.

Quickly, he coated the inside of the sample container with his warm cum.

He placed the container on the table beside him and leaned back with a sigh; he didn’t realize how much he was sweating from that- but to be fair, he hadn’t really masturbated with his prosthetic before. Of course, he tried, but it never did it for him.

But now- now he had you to imagine and if you were on his mind, he would be able to cum.

“Maker” he exhaled as he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

He sat in the shaded room for a while, coming down from his high and grappled with his incoming thoughts.

He used to be able to watch porn and get off by rolling his hips into his bed or a pillow, but now that wasn’t getting him hard….

Only you were.

Why was that?

He was angry with you- he had no positive emotions towards you at the moment, so why were you still on his mind?

Was it solely the lust of your intimacy that he missed or did he miss you?

No.

No way, he couldn’t- after everything?

Well, now he wasn’t too sure he even had grounds to be angry, that's why he was at this clinic, right?

What a mess.

The realization suddenly hit him- no matter the result of this test; if he was viable or not, his heart would take a hit.

If he couldn’t have kids that would mean that you not only cheated, but lied to him about the baby being his.

But…

If he could have kids, he would have been a complete asshole towards you for no reason. All of his yelling and the awful things he said to and about you would have been completely uncalled for and he may never get you back.

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The drive back to his place was weird- it was the middle of the day and he just went to a random building and jerked off… what the fuck?

As he drove he couldn't shake an uncomfortable feeling in his stomach; never had he felt so nauseous after cumming, but then again, this time his whole life was in the balance.

Once he got home he went to the fridge to grab a beer (out of habit), but he stopped himself when he saw the sodas he had been working on before he relapsed.

Maybe he should get back on track, after all he only relapsed for an evening- maybe he could just go back to the soda?

He grabbed one of the fizzy beverages, chugged it, and then flopped onto his bed to stare at the wall.

Now all there was to do was wait for the results.

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The next morning he woke with a jolt as his phone blared next to him with his familiar ringtone. He groaned because the noise woke him from his sleep, but then he realized what the call was; it was his results.

He groaned and sat himself up with his right arm (the only prosthetic he was currently wearing). His heart raced as he leaned against the headboard of his bed and picked up the phone.

With an anxious breath, he answered the call.

“Hello?” he asked

Hello, Is this Mr. Skywalker?

“Yea, that’s me,” he answered.

Wonderful! We have the results from your fertility test, they came in this morning. Would you like me to relay your information through text or email?

He sighed. If the information was sent to him, he would just spend the rest of the day avoiding opening the message; he needed someone to just rip off the bandage.

“Could you just tell me?” he asked.

The person on the other end off the phone seemed caught off guard and paused before answering

Oh- I guess I could, most patients usually like to have their results opened privately-

“Ok, could you tell me then?” he butted in, he was growing impatient and wanted to get it over with.

Of course sir, your sperm came back conclusive- having a fertility rate of 79

“What does that mean exactly?”

It means that your sperm has a chance at fertilizing a healthy egg 79% of the time, which means that you are viable.

“Is that a normal amount? Is it likely that I can get someone pregnant?” he inquired, he needed to make sure he really understood the information that was coming at him.

Yes sir, your chances are lower than average but after looking at your files, that would be expected. But just because your chances are lower does not mean you can't; depending on the frequency and measures you take while engaging in intercourse can determine the probability of having a child. Do you have any more questions?

“Sorry, if this is TMI, but I just want to understand…”

No worries, sir

“My girlfriend and I have been having sex alot..” he cleared his throat awkwardly.

Are you asking if I think it’s possible that you could have a child?

“Yes?”

The person on the other end sighed and asked

Well that depends whether or not you have been using protection and if she is on birth control, there are many factors-

“She’s not on birth control and we don’t use a condom- we thought I couldn’t…”

I see. Well then it is very possible that you will have a child in the future, Mr.Skywalker

Anakin felt his chest swell with pride- he could have a child.

Any more questions sir?

“No, thank you so much,” he responded.

Of course and congratulations.

He sat his phone beside him on the bed and let out a stunned laugh; after all these years, his fertility was back- he could have kids.

You popped into his mind and his smile grew even larger, the thought of you growing his child inside of you made him feel dizzy with love.

You were having a baby.

He was going to be a dad.

Soon his smile faded and his feelings of joy turned sour. This was the scenario where he was the one who fucked up… Now he had to deal with the consequences of his behavior.

A part of him wanted to call you right then and there but how could he? After shouting at you, verbally degrading you, accusing you of cheating?

He couldn't just waltz right back into your world now after weeks of silence.

But not only that- he didn’t even know what you were going to do; were you going to keep it? Were you going to abort it? Were you going to put it up for adoption?

Just then he realized he knew nothing about the pregnancy other than the fact that you were pregnant because he refused to listen.

Fuck.

He slumped back into his bed and rolled over on his side. Even if you were keeping the thing, who’s to say you would even want him to be a part of its life? And even if you allowed him to be, how would he be able to be around you but not have you?

He hated himself.

He hated himself so much and understood why you would probably never want him in your life again.

After all, you deserved so much better.

You deserve someone who would never say those things to you, not in a million years. You deserve someone young and whole.

Not him.

He was almost twice your age, an alcoholic, and disabled. Why did you even want him in the first place?

He needed a drink. No, wait…what he needed was to stop drinking.

But Maker, he felt like shit and didn’t want to feel that way any longer. He wanted to feel the burn of the alc as it traveled through his system, he wanted the hazy feeling he got after a few bottles.

And he would have gotten a bottle, if he had his legs on; but since the call had woken him up- he hadn’t already put on his other prosthetics.

So he didn’t get a drink, instead he curled up and started to cry.

He wasn’t strong, he was just as scared about the future as you. He was terrified- what was going to happen? Literally everything was up in the air.

He eventually hastily put on his legs so he could go to the bathroom and while he was up he grabbed a six pack that was in the back of his fridge. He knew if he started drinking he didn’t know when he would stop- but he couldn’t handle his emotions.

He brought his wheelchair to the bedside, settled into his sheets, and took his legs off.

The clink of the bottle cap popping gave him a feeling of relief, he had been itching for a drink. He pressed the cool glass to his lips but paused- did he really want to keep doing this?

He lowered the bottle and bit his lower lip; he didn’t want to keep doing this, but he just couldn’t stop.

He wasn’t strong enough alone…and he was alone because of his actions. Tears brimmed at the corners of his blue eyes; as much as he tried to change…This is who he was.

And he hated himself for it.

Begrudgingly, he tilted the bottle back and shut his eyes, the cool burn felt like bliss as he downed the bottle.

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Anakin’s phone buzzed with that familiar ringtone that he hadn’t heard in what felt like ages.

It was you.

The phone rang and vibrated mere inches from him; he reached for the device and held it in his mechanical hand, the buzzing sending vibrations all the way up to his actual arm.

He could literally feel your call and yet he didn’t answer, he just let it buzz.

Eventually you stopped and soon he got a notification of a voicemail from you. He might as well listen to it.

He pressed the play button as he pondered over why he didn’t just answer the damn phone when you were calling.

“Hey Anakin-” your recording greeted.

He sighed when he heard your sweet-sweet voice, he felt like a weight had been lifted from his shoulders just by hearing you again.

“I know you don’t want to hear from me, but I just want to let you know- I’m keeping the baby… It’s ok if you don’t want to be involved”

Soon his happiness plummeted back to a feeling of self loathing when he processed what you said.

He looked at the screen with glassy eyes; of course he wanted to be involved.

Maker, he wanted to be with and raise the child with you- together.

But even though he knew what he wanted, he couldn’t bring himself to respond to you.

He couldn't face you,

not yet.

Instead he clicked his screen off and rolled onto his other side and squeezed his eyes shut as more tears began to flow.

He was single handedly ruining his own life.

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a/n: so anakin is entering a depression and sorry that this chapter was angsty… (it’s only gonna get worse oops) but i hope you are enjoying so far!! next chapter will probably b shorter though!)

taglist : @dnamht @sxoulohvn @angeelcoree @wtf-andys @httpeachesblog @katsukiswrld @jetiikote @poisonedsultana @imarimon @fallinlovewithevil

#darth vader #darth vader x reader #vader #anakin x reader #sw darth vader #anakin #darth vader fic #star wars #star wars x reader #anakin x you #enigma #enigma fic #destructive behavior #anakin needs a hug #anakin fanfiction #star wars anakin #anakin skywalker x reader

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zombeesknees · 3 months

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Quite the question, but was does "kitty pwroars" mean? I've followed you for so long and every time I see the tag I wonder and today I'm feeling bold enough to ask. I mean obviously I know what "kitty" means but you know

Kitty-pwroars is very much an inside joke from high school that truly needs to be heard to be appreciated.

One of my oldest friends, Molly, had a baby cousin come to visit her who was extremely enamored with her cat. Said cousin would chase the cat around going, "Kitty-pwroar! Kitty ta-na-na!" (The "kitty-pwroar" bit is essentially kitty + an exaggerated, nasally purr sound effect.)

When Molly related all of this to me, with an affected little kid voice, it cracked me up, and became one of those constant echolalia things we'd pepper into conversations for years afterwards. Eventually, it just became part of the Angie B. Vocabulary/Lore, lololol.

#kitty pwroars #THE ASKBOX MUST BE FED

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mcl-alloveragain · 2 years

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Everything I Love about Armin's Alternate life so far

1. It's realistic??? I mean, let's face it. It was so like Armin to behave like that and focus more on a preparing the big suprise and forget about everything else? He just gets hyped so fast and we have already seen that in a spin off, for example? And Candy always was overreacting instead of talking with boys first (e.g. Priya's arrival). And Armin was, in fact, most immature of them all, and I just knew their problem would be in communication.

2. IT WAS SO FUN! The dialogues got me laughing soooooo much i cried because IT WAS JUST GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. AND THE INSIDE JOKE ABOUT BALDNESS? GOT ME WHEEZING WMAJJSNSBS

I feel like humour was one of the best thing so far, i had such a good time playing this episode akalsoxowjajja

3. Just Armin. Like, the first time I played the episode i was so hyped i was too happy to see him and read him to focus. My mind went like "ARMIN ARMIN ARMIN BARK BARK BARK BARK" and i cried too much and laughed all the time and i had to replay it so to process all the data (lololol)

And i have SO MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT MY PRETTY BOY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Because the break up from his perspective was just as bad and hurtful, leaving him confused about what have happened and after he worked so hard just so he could suprise her (and he worked even in GARDEN!!?!?! like, OUTSIDE!!!?!!). Yet he behaved way better than Candy, he was quite polite and he really just saw her and instead of getting just as mad as her, he wanted to take his chance to make things better between her, just like Alexy has planned.

I loved when he tried to start a polite conversation (Candy could never. And they both were hurt so it really makes him seem more mature than her WHICH IS JUST AS NEW AS HIS SUDDEN LOVE FOR SHOPPING).

I also felt like he interrupted Rosalya just because he noticed Candy was uncomfortable, because he did it only after looking at her and i honestly loved this moment way too much than i should have.

His teasing seemed more flirty than mean. I think he actually hoped they would start being friendly and forget about the fight, maybe he even planned to ask her out when she'll calm down and stop attacking him? Especially in a mall (I know, i know, the bus scene, but as much as i enjoyed it, i think it was actually more teasing less flirting, at least because of the way he ended it :<). But when Candy goes to get some food and he plays with her hair and whispers to her and proves that he know her by not only remembering her regular order but literally talking about it in so many details, like, he wanted to show her that he cared SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺🥺 my poor baby 🥺 also the fact that he actually followed her even tho he didn't have to stick with her, he wanted to talk to her, spend time with her, he was desperate to be with her and you cannot change my mind about that.

He offered her his help at the computer store and talked about how great time they had together while gaming in the past and i'm sure he thought it's finally his chance to shine and be a good (boy)friend and wkksjsjdjdjjd he imagine him getting so tired when she starts to yell at him again, no wonder that he lost his patience after all.

And even when he did lost his patience it was actually just him saying how much he cared AND WHEN SHE TOLD HIM THAT NOW HER WHOLE LIFE IS WITHOUT HIM???? I'm so sure i heard the sound of his heart breaking into tiny pieces. When he finally realised that he doesn't, in fact, have a chance to try again with her, she doesn't want to try again. And that's when he finally left, because his hopes were buried.

And when no one really understood why Armin haven't told her about the Disneyland after the breakup or even now when they met again and why he forbade Alexy to talk about it, i might have an idea. I mean, i could be wrong, but i think he just didn't want her to feel guilty about the situation?? Like, in his mind his idea with the suprise was great so he thought that as soon as she will acknowledge it she would be devastated about how she has treated him? I don't say it was his firsty thought, because at first he was probably just angry and confused, but when they met again, now that he's healed, he just didn't want her to feel bad. Idk, it's actually a great wonder to me too, but that's my closest guess. Also, he didn't say it out loud but i think he actually realises HOW MUCH stupid this idea was and what he did wrong because he was so nervous when she confronted him about it? I feel like the emotions and the way she really blamed him for everything while it wasn't entirely his fault and just how mean she was made him not confessing it to her. I mean, he did said it might have been stupid, but he didn't actually apologized or state that it was, not just might have been, u know? If only Candy could behave herself and take a few deep breaths (and maybe realised she wasn't oerfect either) before talking to him, i bet things would have went differently😫

And then the KISS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The way he stiffened at first, but then just relaxed and kissed her back like it was the most natural thing to do, like those last three years have never existed, like they weren't just yelling at each other a second ago??? HOW HE WRAPPED HIS HANDS AROUND HER AND PUT HER EVEN CLOSER?!?!!? IF THAT WASN'T HIM SCREAMING HOW MUCH HE MISSED HER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE DID?!?!

Also, i love the illustration, how their outfits just match and how they still look angry while kissing, like THE TENSION AGGGRHHH i love images like this, it's officially one of my fav illustration in the whole game (not as nice as Campus Life Nathaniel 16 tho, haha)

And i have so mant thoughts about Armin, but i think i will just shut up for now and let my emotions fall down a bit hahhaa

4. Outfits for AL Armin are the best ones in AL. I love every single one of them, the outfit we buy with real money included. They're totally my style, they're well made, they're just perfect

5. Rosalya and Alexy's redemption after LL. No more comments about it, i'm just glad they're making them, well, them, at least in all of the ALs, cause i refuse to believie they weren't kidnapped and replaced by their fake versions in LL

6. HAVE I MENTIONED THE ILLUSTRATION??? NO???? OH WELL MY BAD, BECAUSE THE ILLUSTRATION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

(now when i look at this illustration i also notice that Armin looks more upset than angry??? Or am i imagining things?)

#my candy love #mcl #mcl alternate life armin #mcl alternate life #mcl armin #my candy love alternate life #my candy love alternative life armin #alternate life armin #my candy love armin #mcl alt spoilers #mcl armin spoilers #my candy love spoilers #mcl spoilers #armin spoilers

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ashisgreedy · 10 months

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This is for Char @rypnami

The poor thing has no content of her mans. I had to pull up for my thirsty friend in need.

Solomon Sallow County/Cowboy AU HCs

(kind of a joke kind of serious 💀)

-Horse veterinarian

-Chews tobacco

-Likes his iced tea sweet with an ungodly amount of limon squeezed in.

-Morning coffee = black. Uses a 1960s stovetop coffee dripper because he likes how strong it makes the coffee.

-He's got two rocking chairs on his porch. One he sits in all the time. The others never been occupied. He checks it for rot every once in a while. (He's manifesting Char)

-Solomom can't find a good cowboy hat to save his life nowadays. Damn capitalism! And, they just don't make em like they used to.

-He's volunteering at the horsey sanctuary every Saturday. He doesn't tell a soul but the people on the sanctuary act like he's some kind of god. He always knows the right diagnosis and gets the medication faster than any other vet around. He says ut's just because those damn horses are OLD. Plus the retired race horses he helps don't know how to NOT get sick. Someone's gotta treat them, out of spite ofc.

-Three stray cats stick around his house. Some how they get inside during the colder weather. He lets them in. And... Well, he was gonna throw these scraps out anyway! Might as well feed the helpless mousers.

-Thinks a bow tie is too fancy for his kind.

-Drinks warm doctor pepper.

-Lives in a cabin on acers and acers of land just to get some peace and quiet. There are huge corn and wheat fields all around him that belong to his neighbors. I

-Likes black licorice bleh

-Takes pride in his wardrobe. Lots of flannel and jeans that have lasted him yearsss! He hasn't needed to buy anything in a while.

-Has a freezer full of venison his buddy gave him and he eats off it for the whole year with his potatoes and corn he has most nights.

-Eggs for breakfast with a side of sausage and his black coffee.

-Dreams of giant mosquitos (biggest fear, they are huge in the country)

-"Forgets" his birthday every year (aka spends an extra day at the retired horse sanctuary and feeds them special treats.)

- Considers apple juice is a dessert.

-Is a retired Horse Racer. He's got the back problems to prove it.

-He also has the trophys to prove it. Keeps them shiny, like new.

-Doesn't ride horses anymore because it hurts him, but he does wish he could.

Welp. 👍 lololol

#rypnami x solomon #Solomon Sallow

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amaiguri · 5 months

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Hello, CalmWriMo 26

Today was a very good day. You know why? I rediscovered walking around but inside. I took like a 30 minute walk but in figure eights in my house and it was very good for my writing brain. What did I proceed to do? I drafted 3 whole different scenes!

See, it's almost like taking walks for my mental health is REALLY GOOD FOR ME or something!

New goal dropped for December -- daily walks inside my house 😍

Also also, I got to play Shadowrun for the first time with my friends! I'm Cat with a Q (Qat) and my pet is Cat with a Ch.

"So... Chat?"

"No, Cacht. The CH is silent."

The joke works better in audio. 💀💀💀

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1272810/complete?cd=xsFqqefQ9U

Anyway, Qat is neurodivergent and a minor (except she isn't a minor lol). She's also an invisible Aspected Wizard with a pet cat, who was blessed by her spirit guide, and she lives in your walls. She's homeless. Her quest is for ramen with hot water.

ALSO ALSO -- I got sucked into Neocities today, on account of a post in my ridiculously long backlogged queue. But as I looked into it more, people are scared it might die soon cuz it's run by one guy?! Why do I always get into things when they're dying? Tiktok was the only thing I joined even VAGUELY early!? It's not fair! But sites on Neocities are SO COOL and I'm very seriously considering moving the entirity of the Yssaia site AGAIN lololol. But I had a complaint the Wix Blog and my Wix Site lowered its storage cap on me this last year so it isn't even EZ to read on or host images so... Hence why I'm very tempted to just scrap the whole thing and find somewhere else...

*ahem* Writing snippet! Right! Listen, the "journaling but on Tumblr" thing is going shockingly well. I don't censor myself -- the plan was just to cut anything I didn't want to post. But I haven't had any ultra-personal additions to add lately. So now I just ramble here lol. (Maybe I'm too open of a person?)

This snippet is between Lucienne and Nesa -- both gaslight/gatekeep/girlboss girlies dating Arlasaire, except Lucienne has generational trauma and Nesa does not. They are notably the same age, but Nesa has decided on the tactic of pretending Luce is a fantasy kindergartener

Lu: …Who are you? Ne: Nesa Kanespari — Second only to the Inquisitor General of the Ecclesia. And you are being a very bad girl, aren’t you? I don’t know how you do things in the North, but here in the South, we don’t hit people when we’re mad. Lu: “People.” She doesn’t even have a sash. Ne: Ah, so are you the type of little girl who kicks streetcats because she doesn’t have power over anything else? Lu: I’m not a child. Ne: Really? Because you’re acting like one. Apologize to Arlasaire. Ar: Nesa, it’s fine— Ne: No, it isn’t. Apologize. Lu: Why should I? Ne: “Why?” Well, for one, she could break you you over her knee, if she wanted. She won’t, because she likes you, but she could. But here’s the catch, Miss Lucienne, pay attention: She may not ever hurt you — but I have no qualms doing so.

I saw this Tiktok where a lady pretended to talk to Extended Family at Thanksgiving and told them to "Mind their bodies" and "Catch a bubble" and "Think silently, in your own head". And it was hilarious. I loved it. So Nesa is stealing this tactic -- but I did imagine an alt scene where Nesa is full-aggro, mama-bear for Arlasaire. But I think that might be too much for what is functionally a Charisma-based character lol.

Okay, thanks for the good talk! Take care of yourself in this final stretch of Nano/CalmWriMo!

#neocities #writeblr #calmwrimo #rambles #shadowrun #yssaia #amaiguri

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puphee · 2 years

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Honeymoon with soobin, please 🥺

Alright here we gaurrr I hope this is good enough, I'm in school rn lol

Soobin is super super super happy that you're finally married

Like, he could cry he's so happy about it

Thinks you look so beautiful and angelic in your white dress/tux (whatever you wore<3)

Takes you to a very cozy hotel suite in like,,, let's say Greece or somth for your honeymoon

Likes to dance with you without music, just going along with your hums

Will twirl you around like a princess

Likes to laugh with you while you dance, especially if one of you mess up the steps

Is very very gentle with you, will be very very soft and vanilla when you have sex

Likes to trace shapes into your skin while kissing all over your chest

Will focus on your lips first before trailing open-mouthed kisses down to your chest, where he then focuses on kissing, licking and sucking on your boobies/nipples lol

You'll joke about how he's just like a baby and he'll start to ask you if you want a baby of your own (besides him lol)

Will be really happy if you say yes

If you say no, he'll also be happy because then he'll be your only baby with no competition

Body worship !!!

Loves every inch of you

Especially your thighs, he's a thighs man

You are just so perfect and pretty to him

Oral >>>>

His lips are perfect for it tbh lololol

And he really just wants to please you

When you ask him to actually like, be inside of you, he will like, smile like an idiot

Will go as slow as he can when he pushes into you

Traces the outline of himself on your tummy and comment about how pretty it is

"You look so lovely like this"

Size kink go brrr

Always his tiny baby, he always gets off on how much smaller you are than him, but it just seems really extra evident on these nights

Will want to be as close to you as possible, so he will probably like to spoon you from behind while you fuck lol

But it's not like,,, more so fucking as it is just being close to you and making you both feel good

But at the same time it's not really classified as love making

Except for maybe twice during your honeymoon because he just gets so excited to please and feel good with you that he can't quite focus enough lol

Will cuddle with you a while before pulling out and getting up to help you clean up

Will hold your hands during sex, intertwining your fingers together

Will whisper how much he loves you throughout, sweet nothings that make your heart swell

Aftercare includes a lot of cuddles and kisses and maybe a quick bath together

Also taking a moment to just lay together and talk about how happy you make each other

He's totally whipped for you

Plus he's really obedient so he'll do almost anything you want him to

#🦋ask : anon #txt hard hours #soobin smut #soobin x reader #choi soobin smut #txt smut #soobin hard hours

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transboysokka · 8 months

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okay let’s dive into this religious trauma lol it’s Brand New and I haven’t articulated it before and would love any advice or guidance bc I can’t afford therapy rn lololol

idk

Ok I grew up in a SUPER evangelical area like kids would stay home from school on Halloween and nobody was allowed to read Harry Potter… that kind of place. All the businesses would close on Sundays, you get it.

My dad actually wasn’t religious until I was 7 years old and he was Born Again and got EMBARRASSINGLY into it

I went to church every Sunday and like a Bible club every Wednesday where we no joke just memorized Bible verses and practiced proselytizing

My parents became missionaries and I spent a lot of my childhood practicing Religious Imperialism in Guatemala

I knew from a young age it was Wrong to be gay (trans wasn’t even in my vocab)

My family was REALLY in the Spiritual stuff which I still believe in because I saw these things happen but am trying to wrap my head around what the actual context might have been: possessions, real life miracles, stuff involving spirits and demons

Two important things happened when I was 14 which were a HUGE basis for the rest of my life:

1. I heard the word “transgender” for the first time. I looked it up and IMMEDIATELY knew that was me but had a HUGE freak out because I thought I would go to hell and I couldn’t lose my family so I immediately decided to repress it which I successfully did for another 6-7 years

2. I had a Religious Breakdown and was like “why am I doing all this bullshit do I even believe in it??” and then I swear to god (hehe god) I suddenly felt the Holy Spirit inside me. Like I’ve felt it since and I can’t describe it but it’s a serious light and presence inside me and I still honestly don’t know what else could explain the feeling

Anyway are these two things related who knowssss

Anyway I kept it up, walking the walk, talking the talk, pushing myself WAY more into femininity

In the first year of college I started IDing as non-binary just to give my still-repressed inner boy SOME relief

By this point I was SO over the proselytizing imperialistic aspects of Christianity but was still 100% in it for the spiritual elements

That summer I started working at a Christian summer camp full time for $100 a week (yeah, and they pressured us to donate some of that back to the camp) and it became my entire fucking personality I ate, slept, and breathed Jesus

I kept working there a few more years. I remember when the Pulse nightclub shooting happened my boss asked me to lead a prayer and I first of all had no idea why I was the one they asked lol but I also felt NOTHING about what had happened. (This memory terrifies me to this day)

At no time during any of this, did anyone tell me it was bad to be gay or trans. I just… had absorbed it all so much from my childhood that I kept pushing the narrative inside myself

A few years passed, I kept going to church and Bible studies, but I started to clear from some of that culty fog. Also my family was a lot less overtly religious at this point? My dad became a total asshole (that’s another post lol) and that kind of Killed the Jesus Mood there

I finally admitted I was trans and dug up those repressed feelings and WOW did I feel sick for what I’d done to myself for years when my identity was RIGHT FUCKING THERE

anyway I came out socially pretty quickly but was still kind of hush hush about it around home but also ASSUMED my family knew at this point, like they have eyes right?? (I was living back with my mom for Family Reasons and was sharing a room with my little sister omg ugh)

I kept going to church and listening to my Christian Music that I swore made me feel the Holy Spirit through all of this

People would give me Looks all the time and I probably was imagining like half of them at least but it still wasn’t a great vibe

I ended up moving to China and was able to find a Secret Illegal evangelical church to go to (THAT’S an entire other post) and I got really involved in the community there and at one point one of the church leaders was praying for me and asked god to like cure me of the confusion in my head and come back to my true identity or some bullshit??? that was so fucking jarring to me I never went back

I’ve started feeling more strongly about my weird feelings since then (that was like 5 years ago?) and haven’t gone to church since then but still tried to keep up the more spiritual aspects like prayer and reading the Bible. I’d go to church when I visited my family and would be fine talking to my mom about more spiritual stuff like prayer and following the Holy Spirit, etc.

My enthusiasm has been fading over time but I kept hanging on to “well I feel the Holy Spirit so this all must be real even though modern Christianity is so perverted from the true tradition but I still love Jesus so I’ll keep following him on my own even though churches suck”

And now pretty recently I’ve been like “okay actually no there are a lot of fucked up people who call themselves Christians and are just evil. I’ve been so hurt by Christianity throughout my life to the point that I denied my OWN identity for years without even being told to. I’ve definitely got some trauma to unpack”

And NOW super recently I have like palpably negative emotional reactions when I see anyone talking about Christianity or my mom mentions she’s gonna be praying for me or something. Like it seems like whatever trauma I have is getting worse??

I’d love to Get Over It…

ALSO if I ever told my mom how I’d feel she’d be so fucking disappointed in me bc she’s been drinking that kool aid her whole life and I CANNOT have my mom disappointed in me lol even though I’m pretty sure my siblings have similar feelings to me about religion

#if u read all that… wow good job #tian talks

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woozi · 2 years

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I hope u don’t mind me chiming in on the svt dynamics <3 bcoz I looove talking about that and their dynamic as a group together is the most fascinating to me ~

like sure, we don’t know them and every kpop group advertises their friendship since it’s what fans want to see. I’m actually a little cynical when it comes to this and don’t trust the “we’re like a family :)” talk easily since it’s often just for show. and that’s fine - idols’ jobs is to sing and dance, not to be bffs. but I think with svt it’s extremely obvious that in addition to being coworkers, they’re genuinely close friends, care about each other on a personal level, and like each other’s company beyond just working together. not to overanalyze but it’s the little things. how they hang out together constantly in their free time, them being close with each other’s parents/siblings, how when they were in single rooms in a hotel like 75% of the group gathered in one room bc they missed each other even tho they had spent the whole day together, and things like all their inside jokes and how their humor code matches so well (this doesn’t happen if you don’t interact a lot), how even tho some members are closer than others you can mix them up however you want and it won’t be awkward, how when dk mentioned the member he’s most awkward with is wonwoo so wonwoo made sure to spend more time with dk, or how jeonghan and mingyu often say they don’t match but then still spend time together regularly, how when even 1-2 members are absent the entire dynamic feels “off”, I could go on and on haha 😅

and I often think about how maintaining a healthy group dynamic as 13 (thirteen!!!) people on both a professional and personal level isn’t easy at all. it’s constantly compromising with and adjusting to 12 other individuals, making sure everyone’s seen and heard, being considerate of each other’s boundaries/preferences, basically keeping a vast mental encyclopedia of 12 other people’s little things. they grew up together so maybe it’s completely normal for them to do all that (and being bound by contract helps bc you can’t just quit when there’s conflict) but still, you need to be a very specific type of person to be able to do that i think… and even tho i’m certain their relationship is not always harmonious (it’s just how relationships are), it’s still incredible and very special <3

anyways “not to overanalyze” - *overanalyzes* lololol this got long I’m sorry but. I had to get this off my chest 💝 thanks for being such a warm presence here on caratblr yza what would we be without u 🥰

the way i can see how much u love the svteenies with this alone <3

#also agreed <3 #i esp find it so fascinating how a big group is able to work out their differences and (seem) to even enjoy being around-#-e/o almost all the time #its like that one ment by an idol that got surprised that svt's spending their resting time tgt #and the fact that they also always think of the group as a whole and even brag abt being all together is insane to me tbh #my Main Friend Group (my ride or dies tbh) just comprises of 5 people and even then we still have a lot of things we disagree about even-#-if we also practically grew up tgt #so i'm v fascinated to say the least #it's very admirable <3 i want that kind of friendship as well #and NOOOOOOOO omg there's nothing to be sorry abt at all!! thank u for even chiming in <333 #i thoroughly enjoyed reading ur thoughts!!#and naur 🥺 thank YOU for being so kind </3 #ik it's cheesy to say but caratblr really is so special to me i should be the one saying this!! where would i be w/o all of u </3 #it's one of the things i'm most grateful for abt the svteenies tbh #they allowed me to meet people like u guys <333 #gonna stop here before i write a novel but yeah 😭😭😭#thank u again for being so sweet and for sharing this w us <33 hope ure having a great one!!#anon #y.ask #long post

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storiesofsvu · 2 years

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Chia for the plant ask game thing

what's an inside joke you have with someone else?

ive been thinking about this for like a fucking week, cause i used to have SO many...i blame working at summer camp. but i couldn't remember any of them. BUT now i've literally got three lol.

firstly: "FIVE ALIVE" screamed in person or via text to Toni anytime we hear the song Mambo Number 5.

second: "STAPLES!" yelled in distress to Tara

third: "EDNA GET THE MOP!" yelled to Katie, Ally, or Tish

if you want explanations you're gonna have to come back lololol

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bllsbailey · 2 months

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Monday Morning Meme Madness

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another glorious Monday morning! We know, we know … just push through the pain.

The best thing about Monday mornings is that we get to share our favorite memes, clips, and jokes from Twitter/X with our Twitchy friends.

We lost an hour of sleep this week, so we really need a healthy dose of funny … and your get-er-done beverage of choice.

I was going to work out real hard today — but, unfortunately, we lost that hour.— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) March 10, 2024

Ruth gets it.

Would You Pass the POLICE Chicken 🐔 Test?? pic.twitter.com/UKQUxW2eGJ— Elijah (@Elijahwasike) February 26, 2024

Okay, that's a good start. We would have failed the second we saw the chicken. 😂

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Ouch! When the memes are too accurate.

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'I swear, Honey, I don't know how it happened!' 😂

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Genius!!!

👀 pic.twitter.com/OY1L7BcAn4— Judianna (@Judianna) March 5, 2024

This one had us laughing out loud. The full review:

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Can I just say that I will be reording them in every color. Here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because I was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip not even a little bit and I got stuck on rocks and trees.

LOL.

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How far would you have gotten, fellas? The look on his face as he comes back up the escalator … 😂😂😂

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We know it's Monday, but that probably happened on a Friday.

This is how life works…always. :) pic.twitter.com/Rr1Gi42ttO— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 6, 2024

That one definitely has a Monday feel.

pic.twitter.com/SkfyoaKVyB— Unagi (@brownrobin64) March 6, 2024

LOLOLOL!

— Figen (@TheFigen_) March 10, 2024

You'd have to be dead inside not to laugh at that one.

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If you've never coached little kids in sports, you can't fully understand how many things you don't realize you need to explain them.

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LOL. Speaking of eggs …

pic.twitter.com/G3JSnTT23q— Ann Flan Kirwin 🇺🇸 (@annflanVA) March 10, 2024

… just don't eat those eggs!

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We'd rather have the hand puppet at this point.

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Fact check: True.

80’s kids get it. :) pic.twitter.com/41vFF9iOae— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 10, 2024

If you're too young to understand this, congratulations. Also, every bit of it is true.

pic.twitter.com/UAliOhij8W— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

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me to the olive garden waiter shredding parmesan over my pasta pic.twitter.com/DtM9yiHcnR— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 11, 2024

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Imagine being there when they start digging these up. 😂

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Is this right, cat owners? LOL.

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That is hilarious. The dude was playing with his life.

pic.twitter.com/bfwikioPNp— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

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LOL! Raise your hand if you've done this.

'Why, yes, random stranger from the internet. I will meet you in a remote parking lot!'

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pic.twitter.com/5WMNTNTNQa— 🇺🇸 MADE IN USA 🇺🇲 (@outofoptions69) March 10, 2024

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pic.twitter.com/SeP9ZLagI0— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Yep, it's exactly like that.

Arturitu!! 💀 pic.twitter.com/ibmiS2n5AF— LibertyJ (@LibertyJen) March 10, 2024

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pic.twitter.com/F53Pu3WgHl— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Had to be done. LOL.

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Ha! We didn't see that one coming.

pic.twitter.com/BAlSqEMIia— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

Nice! We're gonna file that one under the category 'Dad Joke Meme'.

This one has a dad joke feel to it as well:

pic.twitter.com/gcDCRUq4mP— rare insults (@insultsrare) March 10, 2024

It reminds us of the old joke:

Patient: I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! Therapist: Calm down. You're two tents.

pic.twitter.com/8ObFnsonWf— eddmoo (@realeddmoo) March 10, 2024

LOL! We're going to have to use that one!

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Don't worry. You won't care by the second child.

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The bra strap bungee cord line … This man should go into stand-up.

That's a wrap, folks! Go indecently expose yourselves to this Monday … or whatever you need to do to make it to Tuesday.

Until we meme again …

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cerealmonster15 · 2 years

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alright im a true fan now that ive doodled some twst as hamsters

#specifically. jamil and azul lol i doodled a lot of them tonight #my friend is trying to get me to post the hams on insta bc i just post out of context #goofy doodles there now lololol #i did some character interaction prompts with jamiazu tonight #and then doodled them as cats and hams #but will i post them #i very rarely post my doodles lol #like compared to how much i do #i doodle things almost every day but post maybe once a like #month or two idk i dont keep track #most of its just in dms to my pal #lots of inside joke twst doodles #a large amount i cant really post just bc #they dont really make sense outside of the context of our running jokes and aus lol #but some are just vibes #but also they are ALL sketch/doodle quality #i extremely rarely go above that level of quality these days #i just cant commit and am afraid of my own poor skill level lol #so i just. dont try to do anything too pretty so i dont have to feel bad #i wont GROWWWWWW this WAAAAY but also doodlings fun #uh anyway. talking to myself in the tags about a hamster doodle lol bye

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calpicowater · 5 years

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Week 2/52: January 8th - 14th 2019 | Saku

Another week has gone by! I went to eat out with Betty and her gf after work on Tuesday. We went to Saku (thanks to Carson’s recommendation) for dinner. We had to wait in line OUTSIDE for ~20 minutes before we got seated lol. But it was okay because there was a fire place. A fun catchup session/hangout hehehe :^) #myfavcoupletothirdwheel :p I tried their curry katsu and it was super delicious. I loved their curry. The katsu was okay --- I liked that it was super crispy. They had refillable rice/soup/salad and I got both my soup and salad refilled. I would have asked for more rice but I had already eaten all of my curry X’D LOL ! The soup was really good *^* (miso soup with vegetables mmmmm) & the salad was bomb too thanks to their sauces! One of them was a ponzu sauce. I forgot the other one x_x (bad food blogger Lily). Their pickled vegetables were yum too~~ too bad that was not refillable :P ! Tuesday was a really nice day/night. ^^

The rest of the week was spent working, of course. Trained so many new people oh my god...... RIP ME N BETTY HONESTLY!!!! I got Saturday and Sunday off but spent it all at home because 1) shit happened and 2) I had a bit of a cold/flu (as a result, I slept for 12 hours on Saturday night). As I write this on Monday night, I am all better so that’s good hahaha. Although I am exhausted from work atm....... sigh. Highlight of the day/week was bumping into Crystal (my friend from high school) on the skytrain. I sat down next to her on the skytrain and she was like “is this Lily?” hdhgjsd so cute!!!! Haven’t seen her for 4 years >0< ! Also, she’s friends/uni classmates with Betty which is so funny LOL. Smol world. Anyway, we talked for a few stations before she had to get off the train but it was a nice catchup session. :’) She is still (and always) such a kind person. <3 Made my week.

Felt like shit all week (mood-wise). Hoping for a better next week! I stay hopeful 🙏

#365 #52 #curry #katsu #its so hard to title my posts now...... do i title the pics?? or the events of that week???#bol4_to_my_youth.mp3 #my grandfather (my dad's dad) passed away this week on january 12 #i still find it so hard to believe it #he really was the only relative from my dad's side of the family that i really liked so much #when i was in grade 1/2 i would follow him outside when he would smoke lol #and to this day if i smell that brand of cigarettes i just feel so nostalgic #he was such a kind person who had good temper #and i really liked spending time with him/just having him around #and in high school when he visited canada he always cooked all the meals for us .. making food that i liked too #and when i had a fever he made the most delicious congee #seeing him so ill during august already made me feel so sad #he used to always laugh at my jokes but it was so hard to see him smile even once during that time #when i was 6 or 7 we would go on walks and i would always wanna go inside mcdonalds #and he'd be like 'dont do that you are disturbing their business' lololol so funny #in the summer i told him i make 10k rmb per month n he was like 'thats good' hahaha #and he was like 'do u remember when u would sit on my shoulder like i was a horse' LOL n i was like yes ofc ._.#he was so sick but he still remembered that abt me #he truly was my fav. i hope he can rest peacefully now #(i sound calm on here but im actually so sad rn.....)#like at first when i heard the news i just felt so numb like it rly didnt feel real #how can someone who has existed for so long suddenly not exist anymore #i dont get it #i guess its been a few days so it's set in ..#and im just feeling the sadness #bc i was wondering why i wasnt crying That much abt it . am i THAT heartless .

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