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theshortangrylesbian · 3 months
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Wynonna Earp Vengeance?!
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
IM CRYING WYNONNA EARP IS COMING BACK HOLY FUCK I DUNNO WHAT TO DO
IM SO PUMPED A 90 MINUTE SPECIAL OH MY GOD WYNONNA AND DOC SEE ALICE AGAIN?! NICOLE AND WAVERLY'S MARRIED LIFE?! AND WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH JEREMY
SOMEONE SEND HELP I THINK I'M DYING
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wayhaughtficrec · 9 months
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Everybody: *crickets*
Wynonna: … some days I wish I were an alligator so when someone touches me I could bite them with no explanation
Everybody: Wynonna, you already do that…
Wynonna: *sigh* yeah.
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merememberjust · 1 year
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Beatrice: You know, if I just happen to blow off work, and we just pass by…
Ava: You’d do that for me?
Beatrice: I’d do a lot of things to you
Ava: F-for me?
Beatrice, realizing what she said: Yep-that-too!
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sheriffhaughtearp · 1 year
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Waverly, berating Nicole in Latin:
Nicole: Stop yelling at me or I swear to God I’m a fall in love with you!
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toodarnhaughtt · 2 years
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Doc: Why are Nicole and Waverly sitting back to back?
Wynonna: They had a fight
Doc: Then why are they holding hands?
Wynonna: They get sad when they fight
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Wynonna: You and Nicole?!
Wynonna: Oh god. Oh, the height! The height... who does what?
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schwaywithme · 3 years
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waverly: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
everyone:
waverly: *pointing to nicole* not you sweetie pie, we'll do that later
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incorrectsearp · 4 years
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Waverly: do you want to know your gay name?
Nicole: my... gay name?
Waverly: yeah, it's your first name-
Nicole: ha ha very funny.
Waverly, getting down on one knee: -and my last name.
Nicole: oh my god.
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hikelesbian · 4 years
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Wynonna: I saw a really cute girl outside today.
Nicole: That’s not possible, Waverly was with me the whole day.
Wynonna: My sister is not the only cute girl around.
Nicole: Sounds fake but okay.
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ive-got-a-taser · 4 years
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Wynonna: Why are Waverly and Nicole sitting back to back?
Jeremy: They had a fight
Wynonna: Why are they holding hands?
Jeremy: Nicole gets sad when they fight
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theshortangrylesbian · 11 months
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Waverly: Just be yourself!
Wynonna: I have one day to win Doc over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Nicole: Couple weeks.
Dolls: Six months.
Jeremy: Jury`s still out.
Wynonna: See Waverly?
Wynonna: "Be myself." What kind of garbage advice is that?
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wayhaughtficrec · 10 months
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Waverly: so, do you ever just -
Wynonna: - yeah…
Waverly: you didn’t even let me finish my sentence!
Wynonna: you expect ME to wait for the END of a sentence to speak?! Well, good luck with that!
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merememberjust · 1 year
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Ava, on the phone: Listen, I can’t really talk. I’m in a barn wired to explode.
Ava: *looks at Beatrice*
Ava: Also-I-think-I’m-gay-call-you-later! *hangs up*
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sheriffhaughtearp · 2 years
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Wynonna: So what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Nicole does? I mean, what if she jumps off a cliff?
Nedley: If Nicole were to jump off a cliff, she would've done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes. If you see Nicole jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off the cliff.
Wynonna: … you jump off a cliff.
Nedley: Gladly. Provided, Nicole did it first.
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toodarnhaughtt · 2 years
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Waverly, pointing: May I sit here?
Nicole: That's my lap.
Waverly: That didn't answer my question.
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lets-commit-crime · 5 years
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Waverly: There's only two (2) things Nicole doesn't know about me
Waverly: The first one is that I'm an editor on Wikipedia
Waverly: The second one is that *I will* use that access to win arguments I've lost
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