[Everyone standing in front of a broken Coffee Maker]
Mother Superion: So who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Camila: I did it. I broke-
Mother Superion: No, you didn’t.
Ava: Don’t look at me. Look at Mary.
Mary: What?! I didn’t break it!
Ava: Huh. That’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken.
Mary: Because it’s sitting right in front of us broken!
Ava: Suspicious.
Mary: No it’s not.
Beatrice: If it matters, probably not. But Lilith was the last one to use it.
Lilith: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Beatrice: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Lilith: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my claws! Everybody knows that, Beatrice!
Camila: Alright. Let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Mother.
Mother Superion: No. Who broke it?
Mary: Yasmine’s been awfully quiet.
Yasmine: Really?!
Mary: Yeah, really!
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Mother Superior: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their face and a pig head on a stick.
Mother Superion: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
I still have hope that this show will get renewed (by some miracle).
Because I refuse to stop fighting.
I can’t. I won’t.
The moment Netflix knew this was gonna be a sapphic series, they’ve already decided it’s fate. Well, screw fate and fuck Netflix. I’m gonna keep on fighting for it. I’m gonna keep on rewatching and making sure that Netflix knows how much they screwed up.
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