Bruno: My nosey-ass sisters are mad I never told them I was gay until they found out last week.
Bruno: According to them they wasted all this time trying to find a woman for me when they could have found me a boyfriend by now.
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Ponyboy: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Johnny, blushes: What are your thoughts?
Ponyboy: The fourth sentence-
Johnny: Yeah, that’s where I got kind of emotional, and I-
Ponyboy: It’s “you’re” not “your”...
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ROTTMNT: Pet
Mikey: But how can you say no?!
Donnie: Angelo, we're not buying a pet.
Mikey: Pleaaaseee, D~? Raph and Leo are not here! You can say yes~
Donnie: They will take my science privileges, so, no.
Mikey: But I already named the cute lil' pup Twinkle..
Donnie: Still no.
Mikey: And I bought him this collar with his name on it.. With a sparkle above the ''i''..
Donnie: . . .
*Later, the two walk into the lair*
Mikey: We went for a nice walk! Right, Twinkle?
Leo: *Wheezes* Ok, ok, explain that to me! *Points at the collar*
Donnie: *Wearing the collar* Don't start.
Leo: Whatever you say *Twinkletello*.
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Donnie: I'm not doing too well.
Mikey: What's wrong?
Donnie: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Leo enters the room*
Donnie: There it is again.
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back with the random thoughts i have while staying up quotes/posts that remind me of ilw
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[sharing a safehouse]
Duo: What’s for dinner?
Trowa: Fend for yourself.
Duo: ‘Kay, I'll make myself a PB&J sandwich. Where's the blender?
Trowa: The— what? Wait, what?
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Simon: you wanna talk about bad decisions? I used to kidnap my daughter in law. Frequently, as if it were a regular weekend activity. And you wanna know who would come to save her? A 12 year old boy and a dog. And they would beat the fuck out of me... this happened every single week FOR YEARS.
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Mr. Big, sweating: “Leslie, there’s something I need to ask you-“
Leslie: “Finally! You’re proposing!”
Mr. Big: “How’d you know?”
Leslie: “Sir, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.”
Leslie: “I even picked it up once.”
And then they got married
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MM! Donnie: We've both got autism, haven't we?
MM! Mikey: Yep.
MM! Donnie: I thought so.
Donnie: wanna play minecraft for 10 hours?
Mikey: dude, you know I do
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Dally:I lost them…
Darry:HOW DO YOU LOSE A SIXTEEN AND FOURTEEN YEAR OLD?!?
Dally:to be fair when they are together their untrustworthy
Darry:😐
—————
*Ponyboy and Johnny on the Farris wheel trying to make it flip and screwing with soda and Steve’s cart*
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Félix: Apparently some people think my wife is a little scary.
Bruno: A little?
Agustín: Some people?
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Johnny: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Ponyboy: You and me!
Johnny, tearing up: Okay...
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ROTTMNT: Choose
Mikey: Sooo, D, what do you want for dinner tonight? Name anything!
Donnie: I’m ok with whatever. Pick what you’d prefer.
Mikey: Okay? Uhm, pizza?
Donnie: We had that two days ago.
Mikey: Lasagna?
Donnie: No thanks.
Mikey: Well, how about your favorite hamburger?!
Donnie: Hm, not feeling up to it.
Mikey: Grrr, fine! You choose then!
Donnie: Sigh. You always make me decide.
Mikey: *Picks up Donnie and takes him to the kitchen* Turtle soup it is!
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Leo: Happy birthday Tello! I'm your gift!
Tello, whispering to Mikey: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep him?
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