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Makes you wonder who he thinks the little teapot is
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The war, according to Wufei.
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He’s just never seen a birthday cake before give the guy a break
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Although speaking of official Gundam Wing art this is probably my favourite
duo no what are you doing
duo you fucking little shitlord
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[after first meeting Wufei]
Duo: Did you see his fucking hair?
Heero: Yes…
Quatre: Guys—
Trowa: His scientist doesn’t care about him
Duo: Not a goddamn bit
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Duo: I don’t understand this planet like why the hell do we blare sirens instead of “move bitch get out the way” like why can’t we have this???
Une: Maxwell, what have we said about upholding Preventers’ public image?
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Quatre: We have to find a way out of here
Duo: Let’s burn this place down!
Trowa: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.
Quatre: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you two.
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Wufei: Are you guys trying to give me an aneurysm?
Heero: Pretty sure we all are.
Quatre: I wasn’t!
Trowa: I was.
Duo: I just cause aneurysms naturally.
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Dorothy, to Relena: Take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it.
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[at Preventers HQ]
Duo: Hey ‘Fei, the vending machine in the break room is broken.
Wufei: I know, I broke it. I needed to speak with you and I knew that was the fastest way to get you up here.
Duo: You bastard! I trusted you!
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[at Preventers HQ]
Wufei: Zechs is going to join us for this mission
Heero: This makes me want to die
Wufei: You always want to die, this changes nothing
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Sally: We call this a traumatic event
Sally, looking at Trowa: Not a “major L”
Sally, looking at Duo: Not a “lmao that sucks”
Sally, looking at Heero: Not a “it is what it is”
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Quatre: You have to have confidence in yourself. You have to believe in yourself.
Heero: Who are you talking to?
Quatre: Myself.
Heero: …Is he listening?
Quatre: No.
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[being asked to secure an event]
Wufei: Don’t be ridiculous, I’m not going to shoot anyone.
Noin: He didn’t say anything about blowing anybody up.
Sally: Do you need that clarification?
Noin: It would be nice, yes.
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Wufei: why does no one ever message me
Anyone: [texts Wufei]
Wufei: the fuck you want
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Relena: If you were a Disney Princess, who would you be?
Duo, immediately: Cinderella ‘cause she’s BROKE, she represents ME
Duo: Let me borrow $20
Relena:
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Duo: I just remembered this time I was telling ‘Fei a story and it was clear he wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while he sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looking utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
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Treize: Killing must feel good to God, too. He kills things all the time, and are we not created in his image?
Heero: Why can’t you just talk like a normal person.
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Duo: I can't believe we're finally here, I never thought we'd make it!
Heero: …my driving isn’t that bad—
Trowa: Yes it is.
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