#incorrect modern warfare

[ms-rampage]

Y/n: "Ghost, do you ever wonder if you're doing the right thing?."

Ghost: "No."

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[silelda]

Soap: So I jumped into my car, kicked it into reverse, and hit the gas. That’s when I slammed into Graves. He was just hanging out there in the middle of a road like some kind of dumbass. You ask me, he deserved to get run over.

Rudy: Yeah, I’m not a lawyer, but I probably wouldn’t go with that as my primary defense.

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[writingnarrative]

Ghost: *Wearing civvies*

Soap: Ha! Nice outfit, loser. 2022 just called.

Ghost:

Soap, picking up his phone: Oh my god. The Queen’s passed away.

Ghost: 😦

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[kakashiislut]

Y/N and Soap dancing and twerking to Alejandro By lady Gaga:

Alejandro behind them, smiling and recording like a proud dad:

(Soap is a Twerk Queen)

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[in-class-daydreams]

Price: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Alejandro: 'Prettiest Smile' Soap: 'Nicest Personality' Graves: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Ghost: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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[incorrect-modern-warfare-reborn]

Sgt. Foley: Ramirez! Fire a warning shot! Ramirez: Sir this is an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher Sgt. Foley: Ah, potato, potato. Just fire it, Ramirez!

Triple Kill! +300 XP!

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[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun Y/N: *misses the hole four times then finally punches the straw through the side* Ghost, sweating: PRICE

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[v1x3n]

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[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

#idk something about price acting like a father to ghost so everyone actually thinks he's his dad #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soap mactavish #ghoap #kyle gaz garrick #john price #john price cod

[cod-dump]

Soap about Ghost: I can fix him

Gaz: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Soap: What-

Gaz: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

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[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish and Ghost Riley.

Soap: “You'll never find the body” is such a boring threat. A better threat would be “You'll never stop finding the body”.

Ghost: “They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months and you'll still be alive for three of them.”

Soap: Now, that's a threat!

Price: ...

Price: I'm proud but concerned.

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[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

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[silelda]

Soap: Shut the fuck up, I got this!

Rudolfo: I can't "shut the fuck up"! Despair screams are involuntarily leaving my body!

Source: Game Grumps - TOTK - Part 18

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[tanked-up]

NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

#STOP #what if I needed to know- #SHH #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #call of duty mwii #incorrect cod quotes

[blingblong55]

Committed- 141&Los Vaqueros

Reader was kidnapped but somehow made it out under less than 24 hours for a specific reason

Price: we know what this group does to people in our team...

Ghost: if we don't find them in 24...we notify the spouse

Gaz: can they even make it?

Ale: they will

Rudy: they have to

*Soap comes running into the room*

Soap: GUYS!GUYS!CHECK THE NEWS!

-On tv-

News reporter: and are you sure this isn't some prank?

R/N: I'm telling you...i escaped, they choked me..to death...woke up in some coffin, my phone is at 1%...but i can't break my duolingo streak...I'm learning Mexican because my wife is spanish

-everyone looks at Rudy-

Rudy: they're learning spanish for me?*water eyes bc..#proudwife*

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[slut4-haydenchristensen]

soap: i failed my rookie training safety test today

ghost: why? what happened?

soap: well, one of the questions was “in case of a fire, what steps should you take?”

ghost: and?

soap: apparently “fucking large ones” isn’t an acceptable answer

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