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#incorrect mickey monday the movie
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chloe: how long do you think it’ll take?
mickey: i don’t know, three or four.
chloe: three or four what?
mickey:
chloe: days? weeks? months?
mickey: yeah, maybe five.
chloe:
mickey:
chloe: five what?!
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mickey: i’ve connected the dots
chloe: you didn’t connect shit
mickey: i’ve connected them
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mickey: movies are great! you watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you — next thing you know, you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... forget that last part.
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mickey: you know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
chloe:
mickey: that’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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mickey: wow, chloe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? how awfully lewd of you. 
chloe: we literally slept together yesterday. 
mickey: that's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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mickey: i’m microwaving some coffee
chloe: you really did give up on getting your life back together
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mickey, internally: “gum would be perfection”, “gum would be perfection”...
mickey: could’ve said “gum would be nice”, or, “i’ll have a stick”
mickey: but no! for me, gum is perfection.
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mickey: my breakfast consisted of gummies (made with real fruit!) and they’re trying to tell me i’m not eating right??
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