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#incorrect mickey monday
queen-ofsunflowers · 8 months
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Incorrect Ripple Quotes #3
Mickey: "I have Spotify open on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? 'Cause I got your history right here in the sidebar-- 'Take It Back' by Jimmy Buffet, 'Nautical Wheelers' by Jimmy Buffet, 'Jolly Mon Sing' by Jimmy Buffet, 'Steamer' by Jimmy Buffet, 'Treat Her Like a Lady' by Jimmy Buffet! 'Manana' by Jimmy Buffet! 'WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS' BY JAMES BUFFET! 'HAVANA DAYDREAMING' BY JIMMY BUFFET-- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED YOU?!" 
Jolyne: "I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!!" 
Mickey: "ARE YOU HAUNTED? ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!" ... "You used to be my sister!" 
Jolyne: (trying not to laugh) "I had a case of the Mondays..."
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mickey: movies are great! you watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you — next thing you know, you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart... forget that last part.
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chloe: how long do you think it’ll take?
mickey: i don’t know, three or four.
chloe: three or four what?
mickey:
chloe: days? weeks? months?
mickey: yeah, maybe five.
chloe:
mickey:
chloe: five what?!
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mickey: i’ve connected the dots
chloe: you didn’t connect shit
mickey: i’ve connected them
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mickey: you know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?
chloe:
mickey: that’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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mickey: wow, chloe, you want to hold my hand before marriage? how awfully lewd of you. 
chloe: we literally slept together yesterday. 
mickey: that's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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mickey: i’m microwaving some coffee
chloe: you really did give up on getting your life back together
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mickey, internally: “gum would be perfection”, “gum would be perfection”...
mickey: could’ve said “gum would be nice”, or, “i’ll have a stick”
mickey: but no! for me, gum is perfection.
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mickey: my breakfast consisted of gummies (made with real fruit!) and they’re trying to tell me i’m not eating right??
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