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[clavissionary-position]

Emma: So what's your superpower?

Mitsuki: I can make my boyfriend appear just by thinking about him

Mai: Get out. That's my power too

Emma: Actually same o.o

Mitsuki: I've got an idea. Why don't we see whose boyfriend shows up the quickest?

Mai: Ha. Piece of cake. *thinks of Sasuke*

Sasuke: *shows up with a clap of thunder and flash of lightning*

Sasuke: *closes umbrella* Let me know if you'd prefer the wet-shirt version of that entrance

Mitsuki: Okay, wait, suuuper unfair on account of your bf being a literal time-traveler AND a ninja

Mai: *rolls her eyes* Wet-shirt next time *unthinks Sasuke*

Sasuke: *ninjas away*

Mitsuki: My turn *thinks of―*

Vlad: *whooshes in with a storm of rose petals*

Mai: Mhmm. That's totally not unfair or anything. On account of your bf being a time-traveler and a pureblood frickin vampire!!

Mitsuki: Okay, fiiine. Go away, Vlad. The girlies don't want to meet you *unthinks Vlad*

Vlad: *suddenly remembers he has flowers to sell or something*

Emma: Alright, my turn then

Emma: *thinks*

(20 mins later)

Mai: Sooooo... where is he...?

Chevalier: *shows up with Gilbert piggybacking on him*

Chevalier: This is the last time

Gilbert: Hehe, that's what you said the last 486 times

Chevalier: Tch *throws him off and walks away with a cape flourish*

Gilbert: Ouchies. So rough. Hello Little Rabbit and Rabbit Friends

Mitsuki: Yeah, sorry Ems, but I think you lost this one

Gilbert: What's that? Lost? A word that is not in my vocabulary?

Mai: H-hey, why is he eating off our plates?

Emma: He's got terrible gas-mileage

Inspired by Gil and Chev's childhood memories story and a certain "steed" headcanon by @omnigodokarin

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[leonscape]

Nobunaga: This meal was “lit”.

Masamune: No no, it’s “bussin”.

Hideyoshi: What are you guys even saying?

Mitsunari: MC taught us some new words :)

Ieyasu: ONE DINNER. JUST ONE NORMAL DINNER. IM BEGGING.

Sasuke, in the ceiling: You taught them well MC, you taught them well. o7

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[thezestyone]

Masamune and Mitsuhide catching up after some years since Masamune married MC:

Masamune: …And I always cooked for my six beautiful kids.

Mitsuhide: You have six kids?

Masamune: *nods proudly* Six beautiful kids. Mitsuhide: You have been so busy, how do you find time to cook?

Masamune: *chuckles* It’s my passion.

Mitsuhide: Making kids, or cooking?

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[ikemen-roses]

MC: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Hideyoshi: Disgruntled? Miserable? Desolated???

Masamune: Smad.

Hideyoshi:

Hideyoshi: [bonks him with a fan]

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[s7-evermore]

Keiji: I hate cheap toilet paper, I almost fingered my ass

Ieyasu: you need to shut the fuck up

Masamune: ok but why Keiji got a point tho?

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[worlds-smallestviolin]

MC: I love you, Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi: Yeah, I love you too.

*silence*

MC: We both love you as well, Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide: Thanks, I was starting to feel left out.

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[gloriouspiratenacho]

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[oda-princess]

Me, when Kenshin has his PTSD nightmares.

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[kittygrimm88]

I do wonder, how all ikesen LIS would react if MC would be more domineering and more sassy?

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[hwascripts]

I present to you, an Ikesen meme compilation. I knew I’d one day have a use for the vids in my camera roll. SPOILERS

More crackposts here

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[clavissionary-position]

Hideyoshi: (greeting Nobunaga) Good morning my majestic, sharp-witted, brilliant, ingenious, perfect, infallible, immaculate, supremely-capable, resplendent, perspicacious, erudite, splendorous, palatial, illustrious, unerring, monumental, well-endowed, magnificent, exalted, amazeballs, majestic, wait I said that one already, please allow me to start over my lord-

Ieyasu: Nevermind I found where my thesaurus went

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[unicornwithachainsaw83]

MC: You’re the most jealous man I know.

Nobunaga: You know other men?

MC: …

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[thezestyone]

Mitsunari: *does anything*

Ieyasu: When your brain cells have suffered a little bit, you are going to have moments like this-

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[unknwnrm]

Sasuke, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Mai, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Yukimura: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Mai: Playing systemic oppression

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[ikemen-roses]

MC: How do Masamune and Keiji usually get out of these messes?

Ieyasu: They don't.

Ieyasu: They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

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[s7-evermore]

Masamune: I feel uncomfortable around short people like what if they lick my ass

Ieyasu: I hope you burn in hell

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