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hwascripts · 11 months
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This is literally them. I will not accept criticism.
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worlds-smallestviolin · 3 months
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MC: I love you, Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi: Yeah, I love you too.
*silence*
MC: We both love you as well, Mitsuhide.
Mitsuhide: Thanks, I was starting to feel left out.
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Meanwhile at a certain hair salon that only offers one hairstyle...
Jin:
Roger:
Yukimura:
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gloriouspiratenacho · 4 months
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incorrect-joseimuke · 3 months
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MC of Ikesen, dressing up as Santa: Merry christmas everyone! *Gives everyone a lump of coal*
MC of Ikesen: That's for massacring hundreds of people.
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kittygrimm88 · 3 months
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I do wonder, how all ikesen LIS would react if MC would be more domineering and more sassy?
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MC: You’re the most jealous man I know.
Nobunaga: You know other men?
MC: …
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leonscape · 2 years
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Nobunaga: This meal was “lit”.
Masamune: No no, it’s “bussin”.
Hideyoshi: What are you guys even saying?
Mitsunari: MC taught us some new words :)
Ieyasu: ONE DINNER. JUST ONE NORMAL DINNER. IM BEGGING.
Sasuke, in the ceiling: You taught them well MC, you taught them well. o7
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thezestyone · 2 years
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Masamune and Mitsuhide catching up after some years since Masamune married MC:
Masamune: …And I always cooked for my six beautiful kids.
Mitsuhide: You have six kids?
Masamune: *nods proudly* Six beautiful kids. Mitsuhide: You have been so busy, how do you find time to cook?
Masamune: *chuckles* It’s my passion.
Mitsuhide: Making kids, or cooking?
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unknwnrm · 1 year
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Sasuke, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Mai, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Yukimura: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Mai: Playing systemic oppression
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qshara · 2 years
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Me: Which route should I choose? I already played them all
My brain: Uuuhhh. Do you know which route we haven't played yet?
Me: Which one?
My brain: Therapy
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hwascripts · 8 months
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I present to you, an Ikesen meme compilation. I knew I’d one day have a use for the vids in my camera roll. SPOILERS
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worlds-smallestviolin · 3 months
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Shingen: So, you guys ready for tomorrow's B-A-T-T-L-E?
Yukimura: Yeah, it's going to be a tough F-I-G-H-T.
Kenshin: What are you guys talking about?
Sasuke: Yeah, why did you guys just spell fig...
Shingen: No, No, No!Shut up!
Yukimura: Don't say it!
Sasuke: Uh why?
Yukimura: Oh God, how do we tell you this?
Shingen: Kenshin... can't spell.
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: What?!
Shingen: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.
Sasuke: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word FIGHT?
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Aww 🥺
Sasuke: OK, what's happening?
Yukimura: We told you. He gets excited when he hears the word F-I-G-H-T.
Kenshin: What you're talking about?
Shingen: Food.
Kenshin: Oh, sucks.
Sasuke: I don't know guys. I feel like you're fighting a losing battle on this one.
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin:Awwwwwww 🥺
Shingen: Man, you have to spell if you're talking about B-A-T- T-L-E.
Sasuke: OK, so we are going to W-A-R.
Kenshin: WAR?!?
Shingen: Aw man.
Yukimura: Dude, really!
Sasuke: Oh come on, I spelled it.
Shingen: Well he knows how to spell war.
Sasuke: So he can spell war, but he can't spell fight?
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: God!🤬
Shingen: OK, he's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P.
Kenshin: Yeah.😄
Sasuke: What does N-A-P spell?
Kenshin: Sake🤤
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clavissionary-position · 11 months
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Emma: So what's your superpower?
Mitsuki: I can make my boyfriend appear just by thinking about him
Mai: Get out. That's my power too
Emma: Actually same o.o
Mitsuki: I've got an idea. Why don't we see whose boyfriend shows up the quickest?
Mai: Ha. Piece of cake. *thinks of Sasuke*
Sasuke: *shows up with a clap of thunder and flash of lightning*
Sasuke: *closes umbrella* Let me know if you'd prefer the wet-shirt version of that entrance
Mitsuki: Okay, wait, suuuper unfair on account of your bf being a literal time-traveler AND a ninja
Mai: *rolls her eyes* Wet-shirt next time *unthinks Sasuke*
Sasuke: *ninjas away*
Mitsuki: My turn *thinks of―*
Vlad: *whooshes in with a storm of rose petals*
Mai: Mhmm. That's totally not unfair or anything. On account of your bf being a time-traveler and a pureblood frickin vampire!!
Mitsuki: Okay, fiiine. Go away, Vlad. The girlies don't want to meet you *unthinks Vlad*
Vlad: *suddenly remembers he has flowers to sell or something*
Emma: Alright, my turn then
Emma: *thinks*
(20 mins later)
Mai: Sooooo... where is he...?
Chevalier: *shows up with Gilbert piggybacking on him*
Chevalier: This is the last time
Gilbert: Hehe, that's what you said the last 486 times
Chevalier: Tch *throws him off and walks away with a cape flourish*
Gilbert: Ouchies. So rough. Hello Little Rabbit and Rabbit Friends
Mitsuki: Yeah, sorry Ems, but I think you lost this one
Gilbert: What's that? Lost? A word that is not in my vocabulary?
Mai: H-hey, why is he eating off our plates?
Emma: He's got terrible gas-mileage
Inspired by Gil and Chev's childhood memories story and a certain "steed" headcanon by @omnigodokarin
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gloriouspiratenacho · 6 months
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incorrect-joseimuke · 2 months
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Stranger: Who are you?
One of the ikesen boys: *Shows sword*
MC: Were daggers almost the same as business cards in feudal Japan?
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