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Leonardo: *in his head* Hmm... My room is a mess, I should probably clean it up. Yeah, that would be great. I'd have more space for my next project and I wouldn't be embarrassed of people seeing the mess...

MC: Hey, you should really clean up in here. It's quite a mess.

Leonardo: Well, now I'm not going to.😡

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Arthur: Hey guys, listen to this.

Arthur: I went out with this girl last night. And half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.

Theo: So basically you've slept with all the women in Paris and now you're just going around again?

Arthur: Well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembers sleeping with me!

MC: But you don't remember sleeping with her.

Arthur: Yeah, but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable. You guys know.

MC: What? How do we know?

Theo: We never slept with you.

Arthur: And who's fault is that?

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Shingen:... And then you tell her this.

Shingen: "Love is a five letter word..."

Yukimura: What?

Shingen: "...because it's incomplete without U."

Yukimura: ...

Yukimura: Lovue?

Shingen: No.

Yukimura: Luove?

Shingen: Stop it 🤦‍♂️

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Arthur: I changed "no" on my mom and dad's phones.

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ikesen + answers i found on a reddit thread

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Sad boi, angry bun. I love you very much <333

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Shingen: So, you guys ready for tomorrow's B-A-T-T-L-E?

Yukimura: Yeah, it's going to be a tough F-I-G-H-T.

Kenshin: What are you guys talking about?

Sasuke: Yeah, why did you guys just spell fig...

Shingen: No, No, No!Shut up!

Yukimura: Don't say it!

Sasuke: Uh why?

Yukimura: Oh God, how do we tell you this?

Shingen: Kenshin... can't spell.

Sasuke: ...

Sasuke: What?!

Shingen: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.

Sasuke: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word FIGHT?

Kenshin: Fight?!

Shingen: No fight!

Kenshin: Fight?!

Shingen: No fight!

Kenshin: Fight?!

Shingen: No fight!

Kenshin: Aww 🥺

Sasuke: OK, what's happening?

Yukimura: We told you. He gets excited when he hears the word F-I-G-H-T.

Kenshin: What you're talking about?

Shingen: Food.

Kenshin: Oh, sucks.

Sasuke: I don't know guys. I feel like you're fighting a losing battle on this one.

Kenshin: Battle?!

Yukimura: No battle!

Kenshin: Battle?!

Yukimura: No battle!

Kenshin: Battle?!

Yukimura: No battle!

Kenshin:Awwwwwww 🥺

Shingen: Man, you have to spell if you're talking about B-A-T- T-L-E.

Sasuke: OK, so we are going to W-A-R.

Kenshin: WAR?!?

Shingen: Aw man.

Yukimura: Dude, really!

Sasuke: Oh come on, I spelled it.

Shingen: Well he knows how to spell war.

Sasuke: So he can spell war, but he can't spell fight?

Kenshin: Fight?!?

Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!

Kenshin: Fight?!?

Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!

Kenshin: Fight?!?

Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!

Kenshin: God!🤬

Shingen: OK, he's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P.

Kenshin: Yeah.😄

Sasuke: What does N-A-P spell?

Kenshin: Sake🤤

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MC is feeling depressed:

Napoleon: Have you tried sleeping it off?

Mozart: Uh, can you do that someplace else?

Leonardo: *follows MC everywhere* Have you cheered up yet?

Arthur: Well, you know what always helps me? 😏✊️👈💢🤕

Theo: Walk it off.

Vincent: *saw MC being sad* *got sad himself* *MC ended up comforting him*

Isaac: I don't know what you want me to do. Here's an apple.

Dazai: You should go to the beach. It won't cure your depression, but it will make it tropical.

Jean: Try holy water.

Sebastian: *flicks her forehead* * ineffective* I can't help you.

Shakespeare: So... How about you play a main part in my next play?

Comte: Get in, loser! We're going shopping!

Charles: Well, you know what always he... 💢🤕 MC: I am not having sex with you.

Faust: I have a perfect solution. Try these mushrooms 🍄 😈

Vlad: Oh, you just miss your grandma? Well, here. *vampire grandma enters the room*

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Comte: So you've met Vlad.

MC: Yes.

Comte:...

MC:...

Comte: He's weirdly sexy, right?

MC: Oh my God. Thank you. I thought I was the only one.

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MC: I love you, Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi: Yeah, I love you too.

*silence*

MC: We both love you as well, Mitsuhide.

Mitsuhide: Thanks, I was starting to feel left out.

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original clip from  Cyanide & Happiness Compilation #1

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so sorry for shamelessly stalking your page but your posts are so funny thank you so much for feeding us ikemen series fans 🙏

By all means stalk to your heart's content 😁 and tnx it's really nice to know someone is enjoying my poor sense of humor.

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Making pizza

Mozart: Guys, let's just follow the recipe.

Dazai: *throws the dough up in the air* *it falls on Isaac*

Isaac: DAZAI, STOP IT!!!

Theo: Let's put lots of syrup on it!

Jean: Let's just top the dough with souce and cheese and be done with it.

MC: *starts the food fight*

Shakespeare: *starts slapping Leonardo with a spoon*

Leonardo: *kicks Shakespeare in the shins*

Comte: STOP FIGHTING!!!

Arthur: *jumps on the table and starts twerking*

Napoleon: *perfectly makes pizza and puts it in the oven*

Vincent: I thought we were making a sandwich...

Sebastian: *passes out when he sees the mess in the kitchen*

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Flirting

Isaac: Hey! Um, uh, I-i think you, and like, me should, um, hangoutmorepleaseiwanttomarryyou.

Comte: *winks*

Sebastian: If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber! :)

Jean: doesn’t flirt, never actually flirts or speaks to the person, because oh god what if they don’t like me???

Leonardo: tries to show off their skill whenever the person they like is around

Napoleon: hahahhahahhah it’s just haha you’re so hehe funny!

Theo: Fuck you!

Arthur: Fuck me!

Vincent: Oh my god, what do I do? How do I talk? Help!

Mozart: texts all the time, but never talks in person.

Shakespeare: word vomits like crazy

Dazai: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ;)

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IkeVamp boys as parents

Vincent: *makes Mac-and-cheese* *burns it*

Arthur: cant stop swearing in front of kids

Theo: lives on pancakes, coffee and two hours of sleep

Napoleon: will not let his kid quit sports because they’re “part of a team”

Leonardo: the parent everyone loves, always has kid’s friends around

Dazai: “Honey, where are my keys! I forgot the kids at the mall again!

Jean: “How many times I have to tell you? You headbutt with your forehead, not your nose.”

Sebastian: goes to yoga everyday, annoys his kids with facts and quotes

Mozart: *kids finally asleep after ten lullabies* *tries to sneak out* Gets to the door* “Daddy, can you sing another one?” *internal screaming*

Isaac: *tries to help his kid with a math problem* *ends up solving every single one from the book on his own*

Comte: “Quiet now, daddy’s enjoying his morning coffee!” *sips vine from the mug*

Shakespeare: “You can smoke… you can drink… you can have sex.” “Oh. and be safe.”