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#ikesen incorrect quotes
worlds-smallestviolin · 4 months
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MC: I love you, Hideyoshi.
Hideyoshi: Yeah, I love you too.
*silence*
MC: We both love you as well, Mitsuhide.
Mitsuhide: Thanks, I was starting to feel left out.
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kittygrimm88 · 4 months
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I do wonder, how all ikesen LIS would react if MC would be more domineering and more sassy?
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thezestyone · 2 years
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Masamune and Mitsuhide catching up after some years since Masamune married MC:
Masamune: …And I always cooked for my six beautiful kids.
Mitsuhide: You have six kids?
Masamune: *nods proudly* Six beautiful kids. Mitsuhide: You have been so busy, how do you find time to cook?
Masamune: *chuckles* It’s my passion.
Mitsuhide: Making kids, or cooking?
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leonscape · 2 years
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Hideyoshi: *talking about Nobunaga’s accomplishments, uniting Japan, defeating other clans etc.*
MC: Damn, he put his whole nobunagussy into this-
Hideyoshi: I’m sorry- HIS WHAT?!
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Ikemen Sengoku as Among Us characters part 02
8. Kenshin Uesugi
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9. Shingen Takeda
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Colour : Maroon
10. Yukimura Sanada
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Colour : Red
11. Sasuke Sarutobi
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Colour : Green
12. Motonari Mouri
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Colour : Tan
13. Kennyo
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Colour : Banana
14. Ranmaru mori
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Colour : Pink
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aavalon · 2 years
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Yuki: due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Sasuke: did Mai say ‘I love you’ and you said ‘thanks’?
Yuki: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL
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ikesenwritings · 2 years
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The Uesugi-Takeda crew accidentally traveling to the future with MC and Sasuke:
*A family walks by*
Kenshin: *stares at child*
Child: *cries*
Parents: *confused*
Parents: *notices four men with concealed weapons*
MC: *laughs and smiles awkwardly* They’re fake…
Kenshin: *scowls* Fight me now. Then we’ll really see if Himezuru Ichimonji is fake.
Sasuke: *attempts to smile to placate now extremely worried parents* He’s… really passionate.
MC: *nodding vigorously* …about cos…play...?
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ikemen-lover-story · 2 years
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Sasuke: Hey, bro? Can I get some dating advice?
Yukimura: Just because I’m with mai doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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my-sengoku-daydream · 2 years
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Someone (Yoshimoto probably): Bragging about their drawing
Ieyasu: It's not like that drawings that good
Oda forces: Ohhhhhhhhh
Yoshimoto: Not. That. Good? Lets see you draw something better you little hostage
Masamune: HEY!
Masamune: YEAH IEYASU! Let's see you draw something right now in front of everybody!
Mai: You guys stop it, this is no way about this ok?
Mai *pulling out a guitar*: I got just the thing
Everyone, singing: IEYASU CANT DRAW IEYASU CANT IEYASU CANNOT DRAW
Everyone: HE ONLY READS BOOKS AND HE CANNOT DRAW EVEN IF HES READING A HOW TO DRAW BOOK
Hideyoshi: Stop dancing like that! Guys, stop it!
Hideyoshi: The song isn't even that funny ok?
Mitsuhide: Oh yeah? Let's see you sing something right now in front of everybody!
Everyone: HIDEYOSHI CANT SING HIDEYOSHI CANT SING HIDEYOSHI CANNOT SING
Hideyoshi: I'm Hideyoshi fricken-! All right, all right guys stop! HEY REMEMBER HOW IEYASU CANT DRAW HE CANT DRAW
Everyone: IEYASU CANT DRAW IEYASU CANT DRAW IEYASU CANNOT DRAW HE ONLY READS BOOKS AND HE CANNOT DRAW EVEN IF HES READING A HOW TO DRAW BOOK
Nobunaga, laughing: Tokugawa don't you have somewhere else to be?
Keiji, also laughing: YEAH *high fives nobunaga*
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mymumisasquid · 1 year
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Jamie.: I’m shy at first, then BOOM, a whore
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gloriouspiratenacho · 7 months
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worlds-smallestviolin · 4 months
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Shingen: So, you guys ready for tomorrow's B-A-T-T-L-E?
Yukimura: Yeah, it's going to be a tough F-I-G-H-T.
Kenshin: What are you guys talking about?
Sasuke: Yeah, why did you guys just spell fig...
Shingen: No, No, No!Shut up!
Yukimura: Don't say it!
Sasuke: Uh why?
Yukimura: Oh God, how do we tell you this?
Shingen: Kenshin... can't spell.
Sasuke: ...
Sasuke: What?!
Shingen: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud so he doesn't get too excited.
Sasuke: He's a grown man! He can't handle hearing the word FIGHT?
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Fight?!
Shingen: No fight!
Kenshin: Aww 🥺
Sasuke: OK, what's happening?
Yukimura: We told you. He gets excited when he hears the word F-I-G-H-T.
Kenshin: What you're talking about?
Shingen: Food.
Kenshin: Oh, sucks.
Sasuke: I don't know guys. I feel like you're fighting a losing battle on this one.
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin: Battle?!
Yukimura: No battle!
Kenshin:Awwwwwww 🥺
Shingen: Man, you have to spell if you're talking about B-A-T- T-L-E.
Sasuke: OK, so we are going to W-A-R.
Kenshin: WAR?!?
Shingen: Aw man.
Yukimura: Dude, really!
Sasuke: Oh come on, I spelled it.
Shingen: Well he knows how to spell war.
Sasuke: So he can spell war, but he can't spell fight?
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: Fight?!?
Sasuke: NO FIGHT!!!
Kenshin: God!🤬
Shingen: OK, he's getting fussy. Time for a N-A-P.
Kenshin: Yeah.😄
Sasuke: What does N-A-P spell?
Kenshin: Sake🤤
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oda-princess · 6 days
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Me, when Kenshin has his PTSD nightmares.
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thezestyone · 1 year
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Mitsunari: *does anything*
Ieyasu: When your brain cells have suffered a little bit, you are going to have moments like this-
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leonscape · 2 years
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*Masamune’s Cooking Class*
Masamune: Now, everyone knows that cutting onions makes you cry. Does anyone know how to overcome this?
Mitsunari: How about closing your eyes?
Ieyasu: Yeah, sure, if you want to cut your fingers off. Idiot.
Hideyoshi: All right, then what’s the answer?
Masamune: You must assert dominance over the onion.
*Masamune yelling and chopping the onion aggressively*
Mitsuhide: It looks like you’re better off closing your eyes while cutting the onion.
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Ikemen Sengoku as Among us characters part 01
Nobunaga Oda
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2. Hideyoshi Toyotomi
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Colour : Lime
3. Masamune Date
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Colour : Blue
4. Akechi Mitsuhide
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Colour : White
5. Mitsunari Ishida
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Colour : Purple
6. Ieyasu Tokugawa
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Colour : Yellow
7. Keiji Maeda
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Colour : Orange
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