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hero-of-thyme · 11 months

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Sidon: “As a straight man I can objectively say that Link is hot.”

Yona: “As a toaster I agree.”

Sidon: “But You’re not a toaster?!”

Yona: “And you’re not a straight man.”

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demiboydemon · 4 months

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He’s small your honor

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 11 months

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People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?

Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.

But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?

But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.

It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.

Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.

Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.

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bobbincosplays · 1 year

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TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse

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isasan347 · 7 months

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*legend fighting botw hinox*

L:”HAHA shoot the eye! Works every time!”

Hinox: *covers eye*

L:

L:”WAIT NO YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT-”

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saturncodedstarlette · 1 year

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Ganondorf : We could form a beautiful relationship where we benefit from each other. o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o

Y/N with weapon in hand : Not interested. (＃`Д´)

Ganondorf : If you do not want to be my master…

Ganondorf : You could be my betrothed instead. (◕‿◕)♡

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athena-theunicorn · 7 months

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Random Hylians on the road: wtf is that kid doing? Link wearing a bokoblin mask in his underwear, setting a camp on fire: THE VOICES.

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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ROSE: I want owned physical media back, but I'm not sad to see DVDs go – optical media was always a transitional technology, and suffers from a number of intractable drawbacks.

ROSE: I want them to start selling movies on indestructible solid-state cartridges the size of a quarter, so I can keep my entire media collection in an unsorted pile in a random cabinet drawer and have to go rummaging through it like an amateur chef trying to find the lemon zester every single time I want to watch something.

ROSE: Do you understand? I want to lose the entire Star Wars trilogy between my couch cushions.

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sokkas-first-fangirl · 10 months

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Dorephan: “Link, would you do me the honour of becoming my son-in-law?”

Mipha: “Did you just…propose to Link for me?”

Dorephan: “Someone had to!”

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hero-of-thyme · 10 months

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Sidon: "Behold this feral gremlin man I stumbled upon in the dumpster; I love him."

Link: *chewing on a rock* “Huh?”

Based off this post:

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demiboydemon · 3 months

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incorrectquoteslobby · 9 months

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Link: I slept for almost 100 years but I might still be tired so lets go for 100 more just in case Sidon: Link, that's a coma Link: Sounds festive

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 2 years

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Ruto, Mipha, and Sidon: *fall in love with the feral twink who sets fires to feel joy*

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t4tgrellthello · 1 year

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Link: I have a science headcanon

Zelda: can you please just say you have a hypothesis like a normal fucking person.

Link:

Link: so my science headcanon-

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quackingmeup · 29 days

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Zelda: The floor is lava!

Daruk: *helps Mipha onto the table*

Revali: *kicks Link off the sofa*

Link: *lays on the floor*

Zelda: ...Are you okay?

Link: *shakes his head 'no'*

Urbosa: *walks in the room*

Urbosa: Really?

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mx-legend-of-faye · 6 months

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A small handful of LoZ/LU characters with things my friends and I have said

Except it’s mostly SS

Demise: I’m gonna curse your soul with a hex so powerful it will shake your entire bloodline

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Sky: On my way to go and kick Demise’s ass

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Wild: But if lethal, why friend shaped? If so deadly, why cuddly?

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Ghirahim: I took a skip, a hop, and a left past insanity and went right into the pit of madness!

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Time: Please don’t be as bad as the literal children I know. Go to sleep boys.

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