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#incorrect legend of zelda quotes
sokkas-first-fangirl · 10 months
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Dorephan: “Link, would you do me the honour of becoming my son-in-law?”
Mipha: “Did you just…propose to Link for me?”
Dorephan: “Someone had to!”
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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“You are sick, vile, disgusting excuse for a black-hearted bastard. And this is me we’re talking about here.”
Ganondorf Dragmire to Vault on his ambition
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demiboydemon · 4 months
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He’s small your honor
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People like to romanticize the relationship between Zelda and Link in a whole “destined reincarnated soulmates” kind of way, but am I the only one who thinks it would be more interesting if Link didn’t love Zelda?
Like, think of it. Hylia is a Goddess, basically Hylian Jesus, and she loves this mortal man. A hero who stepped forward to defeat a Devil in the world’s hour of greatest need. But, he didn’t do it for her, he did it for the World. Even when he binds his soul to the Triforce, locking himself in an endless pattern of reincarnation with her against the Devil Demise, it’s not because he loves her. He loves Hyrule and its people.
But that’s okay, maybe in the next life they can be?
But it isn’t. Over and over, Hylia becoming Zelda, Link doesn’t love her. He loves Hyrule. He loves to dance to its music and ride its fields and wants to preserve it against the threat of Demise. He loves different women each time, and sometimes it is Hylia’s reincarnation, but they’re never the core of his heart.
It’s always Hyrule that he loves. From it’s savage and arid deserts to the cold and harsh tundra, he loves it, and steps forward to save it each time.
Duty, he calls it. Responsibility and Purpose, but Hylia/Zelda knows the truth. He’ll never love her the way she wants him to.
Hyrule will always be Link’s first and greatest love.
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bobbincosplays · 1 year
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TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse
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sketchyspooksghostacc · 10 months
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incorrect quote #1
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Wild: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife fused to a stick and it’s the ultimate - Legend, not looking up from their book: Spear. Wild: BLOCKED.
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marenwithanm · 10 months
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Incorrect quotes go brrrrr
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quartzlightz · 4 months
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Blupee
Time: Anyone want to explain why their are a ton of glowing blue rabbits here?
Wild, smiling cheerfully as he pets one: They’re called Blupees!
Time, sighing: Were you the one who brought them all here?
Warriors, snorting: No, he wasn’t, but Legend was.
Time looks over at Warriors who was standing over a Blupee covered Legend.
Legend, scowling: They all appeared out of no where attached themselves to me.
Time smirked, he knew under that scowling face was a Legend whose heart felt like it was going to explode from the cuteness.
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juanarc-thethird · 4 months
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The Xiao Long Rizz
Jaune: I'm pretty sure you'd sleep and forget to find me this morning.
Yang: *Like a chad* Wouldn't have forgotten if I was sleeping with you~
Jaune: But look at this- *turns a way with a dark blush* My Oum -look at this outfit
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isasan347 · 6 months
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*legend fighting botw hinox*
L:”HAHA shoot the eye! Works every time!”
Hinox: *covers eye*
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L:”WAIT NO YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT-”
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sokkas-first-fangirl · 10 months
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Zelda: “As your best friend-”
Link: “Sidon is my best friend.”
Zelda: “…”
Link: “…”
Zelda: “As your best friend.”
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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“The kid is a dog. Once you feed him. He’ll not leave until you feed him again.”
Ganondorf Dragmire on Link
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demiboydemon · 3 months
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Nintendo, giving Link and Zelda a family:
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bobbincosplays · 1 year
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*Zelda reuniting with Link*
Link: "next time something starts fucking around, we're not finding out."
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hero-of-fortune · 1 month
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LU as things people on my frisbee team did this weekend at a tournament
wind: cried over not being able to go to the bouncy castle we passed on the highway
Wild: missed the last point of the game that he was supposed to be playing in because he was petting puppies on the other side of the field
Time: ran back and forth across the time zone line and screamed “good morning” “good night” at midnight when the bus broke down
Twi: ate three servings of fettuccine alfredo while watching harley quinn and pausing every five minutes to talk about how beautiful margot robbie is
Four: did a backflip for the first time mid game
Legend: locked herself in the shower and fell asleep on accident (the water was not running, she was fine)
Hyrule: ran through the parking lot at night in the rain to wendy’s in the middle of nowhere, tripped on the grass (he was fine too) and paid for his frosty in quarters
Sky: fell asleep and didn’t wake up when we threw several pillows at them and yelled in their face
Wars: painted two people’s nails pink while they were asleep
It was a good time. A very good time.
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