#incorrect John marston

[vandermorgansir]

Dutch: I didn't send for him yet!

Arthur: I know you weren't going to send for him at all, Dutch. I don't know you anymore!

John, watching his dads fight:

(”I'm going with Mama Arthur, Duche” stance activated)

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[sterekmpreg]

John: okay, we’re not twelve; let’s stomp using the term butthurt. It’s childish.

Arthur: hmmm.... idk. It sounds to me like someone’s a little fannytroubled.

Dutch: A little bootybothered if you ask me.

Hosea: Yep. Someone’s having a tushytantrum.

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[alligator-tearzz]

RDR2 characters as tweets i've seen (based on how i view them)

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[nevsclowntown]

not sure who’s worse john for being john or arthur for clarifying instead of helping

incorrect quote!

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[tiredcowboyy]

I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

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[putanaperdonna]

PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

#rdr2 arthur #rdr2 dutch #rdr2 #rdr2 fandom #incorrect rdr2 quotes #rdr2 abigail #rdr2 john #john marston #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #uncle rdr2 #molly o'shea #jack marston #sean macguire #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #red dead online #lumbago #rdr2 memes #rdr2 funny

[bornwholocker]

I know I should have some semblance of consistency in what I post but also I don’t care very much

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[c0wp0ke]

made rdr2 characters as these tweets (+ others) i found ..

sorry idk how to work tumblr but i wanted to post these :)

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[moonah-rose]

Hosea: I love those kids but they sure do ask a lot of questions!

Hosea: "Where's our next camp?" "What's for dinner?" "When we going robbing?" "Where's my fishing rod?" "Where's my journal?" "Where's my dominoes?" "Where's my gun?" "Where's my hat?"

Dutch: I know exactly what you mean.

Hosea: Oh yeah, what do they ask you?

Dutch: "Where's Hosea?"

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[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Arthur, in afterlife: JOHN FRANCIS MARSTON. John: That's not my middle name- Arthur: YOU HAD ONE JOB STAY ALIVE DON'T GO FOR REVENGE HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING John: I TRIED MY BEST OKAY Arthur: WELL YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH Hosea: Boys! It's too late! alright let's just- Jack Marston appears after dying in a gun fight Arthur: FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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[incorrect-rdr2]

Abigail: hey John

John: arthur used to call me John…

Abigail: because it’s your fucking name

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[mydearhosea]

Stranger: *Says something mean*

John, whispering to Arthur: ...Was that supposed to be an insult?

Arthur: Yes

John: Oh okay

John: HEY!

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[sterekmpreg]

Dutch: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Arthur: John, probably.

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[alligator-tearzz]

R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

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[blanche-elizabeth-devereaux]

Dutch: What do you boys think of my new vest?

John: You look good.

Dutch: Just good?? But what about handsome?

Arthur: Yes, very handsome...

Dutch: But what about impressive? Do I look impressive?

John & Arthur: Yes...?

Hosea: Boys, boys... I’ll handle this.

Hosea: Dutch, no man on this earth has ever looked as stunning as you do right now, and no man ever will.

Dutch, preening: Thank you Hosea! I swear, boys! It’s like pulling teeth trying to get a small compliment out of you.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #John Marston #arthur morgan #rdr2 incorrect quote #dutch is an entire mood tbh #and hosea knows his man ♥️

[breeezytoast]

John: Is this your plan B?

Arthur: Techincally, this is plan P

John: Is there a plan M?

Arthur: Yes, but I marry Charles in plan M

Charles: I like plan M

#Plan M occurred later #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #charles smith #charthur