John: okay, we’re not twelve; let’s stomp using the term butthurt. It’s childish.
Arthur: hmmm.... idk. It sounds to me like someone’s a little fannytroubled.
Dutch: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Hosea: Yep. Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
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I wonder if john ever asked tilly to help him pick out gifts for abigail. like john would want to get her a dress or something but he has no clue where to start with women’s fashion so he drags her to town with him
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actually no I think I am John but I think I wish I was more like Arthur which further proves that I am in fact John
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Dutch: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Arthur: John, probably.
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Some John and Arthur rivalry to fill your timeline
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"sons of dutch?" oh, wait, you mean "siblings of arthur," right?
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rdr2 modern au where 12 year old john silently appears in arthur’s doorway, stares him down for a solid 20 seconds, then flips off the lights and runs away
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