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wrinklemcdinkle · 5 months
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— EPISODE 114 SPOILERS—
hey uhm, remember when, when they were in that control room and powered up everything and lifted the lockdown. do you think that they accidentally freed kuba kenta from his cell… which also why was he there in the first place? why would vice admiral kuba kenta reincarnate in a stronghold in the black sea? was he sent there after he was reincarnated for some sort of mission and then imprisoned?
bro was straight chillin in a dark cell like the joker licking dirty glass (also i imagine the glass had holes in the corner so they could talk like the glass at petsmart where the cats are kept)
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no-morning-glories · 6 months
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what happens if I have a shit ton of caffeine then take NyQuil
what then
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thesingingrevolution · 15 hours
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i may change my layout
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zegalba · 7 months
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Yayoi Kusama: The Sea in the Evening Glow (1988) Facing the Imminent Death
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thegrimreaperisanerd · 5 months
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Imagine you're on a comedown, dragging a microphone across a sheet of ice listening to the sounds within and deciding whether they'd be good for music.
You hear two people approaching you and look up. They're militia officers, they're plain clothes militia officers which means they're detectives and have likely been at their jobs for as long as you've been alive.
The bigger one asks if you're cold and offers you his hat, when you say no he proceeds to have a screaming, crying meltdown about it and breaks down in sobs. His partner leads him to the side to have, I don't know, a pep talk and then they return.
The smaller officer then proceeds to *really badly* pretend to be addicted to amphetamines and tries to buy drugs off you. You tell him the drugs (that he used the full chemical name of, like a cop) he's asking after are old-fashioned and he seems perturbed when you tell him the sort of drugs kids take these days.
The bigger one then tells you he might be a homosexual.
The smaller one is wearing a revolutionary pilot's uniform for some reason.
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milk-ducts · 4 months
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late christmas drawing ,, was really torn between reposting this or not !! i feel like ive lost my edge n all but i liked how the faces turned out 🥲 its unrendered and unfinished in some places but my awesome moots convinced me 2 post it here !! so u have them to thank for … hehehej… i love them alot and have been writing sm drabbles of ambereve ..;
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kirbs-blurbs · 1 month
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Some Meta Knight drawings as a thanks for the unexpected engagement on my last posts :D
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Full Baby Back Guarantee Not Included (dp x dc)
“Look, lady. It was a joke, ok? I don’t actually want your newborn baby,” Danny said as he held up his hands trying to back away from the woman with a bundle of blankets in her arms.
“We made a deal, you can’t back out now,”  The woman said as she narrowed her eyes at him. “Your kind can’t break their words.”
“My kind?” Danny exclaimed incredulously, because what the hell was she on. “Lady, you are delusional.”
Then his eyes caught on the awkward way the woman was holding onto the bundle and he frowned.
“Wait a second.” The halfa’s eyes went big. “Is that even your kid?!” his voice turning into a shriek at the end. “Did you kidnap some random child?”
“It’s my sister’s,” the woman cut him off coldly. “She and the father are both dead.” That was pretty awful, Danny thought as he winced. But then she turned to look blankly at him.
“Nobody will look for her.”
Dear skies above, he was supposed to be the ghost here, why was he the one getting chills.
“Holy fuck,” the halfa let out softly. 
He had to get that baby away from that psychopath.
“What is it you want again?” Danny asked faintly.
“Make me the new chief operating officer,” the woman answered.
“What?” The halfa choked out.
“They’re giving the position to Shwartz this monday. You need to make sure that doesn’t happen,” she continued evenly as if she wasn’t currently selling a baby in exchange for a fucking promotion.
“Yeah sure, deal,” Danny answered, eager to get away from her as soon as possible. 
“Give me your word,” she insisted.
“I give my word, I swear,” the halfa said. “Gimme the kid and you’ll get your job.”
The woman looked at him for a second before seemingly being satisfied. 
She extended the bundle of blankets towards him and handed him the swaddle baby. As soon as the kid was in his arms, Danny zipped away, fully intent on never seeing the woman again. He sure as hell was not getting her that promotion. Not that he would’ve been able to, what the hell, lady? At least research better before making a deal for your sister's baby!
Though in retrospect, it was a good thing she hadn't.
As Danny flew over a few buildings, he thanked the ancients the woman hadn’t had any ghost restraining tech, and only the summoning ritual. Which was a thing he had not been aware existed but he he would have to circle back to that because, right now, he had a whole ass baby nestled in his arms.
What the hell was his life.
Danny slowed down the flight once he felt he had put enough distance between them and the psycho and landed on a nice patch of green next to a road. He looked around and took notice that they’d gotten out of whatever that city had been, or at least the more populated part. He gave a quick look for people or cameras around before de-transforming. If he was spotted with a baby in his arms, his human look would help his chance of not getting shot.
The halfa started walking away from the road and towards the green vegetation. Still walking, he took a deep breath before looking down at the baby.
“You ok, kid?” Danny asked softly as their small (so so tiny!) face twitched in their sleep. “Oh you’re sleepy, huh?” he murmured gently. “Sleep tight sweetheart, I’ve got you.”
Then he secured the blankets around the baby again, making sure none of the wind was reaching her. It was probably a her? The blankets were pink but he couldn’t know for sure since the psycho had only called her an it. Danny felt his lips curl. And as the night replayed in his mind, he felt the weight of the situation settle down on him.
Ancients what was he going to do?
He couldn’t pull up in Amity with a baby in his arms and no explanation of how he got her. He’d be arrested for kidnapping, which was technically absolutely what he was doing. But then again he couldn't just give that baby back to her aunt.
“What are you doing here?” came a voice from ahead of him.
Danny startled out of his thoughts to find himself facing an older man in a suit with a severe look on his face. The halfa instinctively brought the baby closer to his chest and the movement drew the older man’s eyes towards it.
Danny could see the realization of what it was he was holding settle and the man's face softened. He sighed deeply as his gaze went back up to meet the halfa’s.
“Despite what the media fancy printing, Wayne manor is not actually an orphanage.”
Danny had no idea what he was talking about so he just stayed silent and did his best not to look like someone who kidnapped babies.
The older man took the silence in stride. “If you need some help, there are programs to help young people in your situation,” he continued delicately.
Danny frowned as he tried to figure out what the guy meant by that before his eyes grew wide. “I’m not her dad!” He cried.
“I see,” the man said evenly as he looked back down at the bundle. Danny held her closer in response. “I see,” the guy repeated with a slight change in his voice.
The two held each other’s gaze for a moment before the older man sighed again. 
“Shall we continue this inside? It is getting windy and we wouldn’t want the little one to suffer, would we?” The man offered in a soothing tone.
Danny hesitated but one look at the kid’s face that had grown pink from the cold decided him.
“Ok,” Danny said. “Lead the way.”
And with that the three of them started  across the grassy lawn.
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buggachat · 2 years
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Part 161 of my bakery “enemies” au!
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drawsmaddy · 11 days
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[ID: A digital page of doodles of Orym, Dorian Storm, and Opal from Critical Role. In the top left corner Orym is crying while speaking into his sending stone, saying "I'm - struggling. Sorry. Can you get here? Fuck, I miss you." To the right is Orym facing to the left with his eyes closed, looking distressed. In the top right corner is Opal with Lolth's circlet on her head and her eyes completely black, facing three quarters to the left. Below that drawing of Opal is a similar one but she is facing fully forward. In the bottom left corner are three drawings of Dorian. The largest is the only coloured drawing on the page, Dorian is smiling and an arrow is pointing to him is labelled "on his way to be gay with Orym if Opal doesn't kill him first". The two smaller drawings of Dorian show him facing with to the left with a neutral expression and him playing a note "doot" on his flute as he faces three quarters to the right but looks to the left. End description.]
Episode 92 doodles of Orym, Dorian, and Opal: Sad Times, Doot, Oh No!
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daydreamingmiller · 6 months
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JOEL MILLER in THE LAST OF US (2023-) 1.01 - "when you're lost in the darkness"
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brawlmetaknight · 8 months
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octolingrendezvous · 10 months
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some agent designs :D
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a2zillustration · 2 months
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Oops all codependency
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thegrimreaperisanerd · 9 months
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Harry’s the normal one, that’s the fucking terrifying thing, he wakes up with half a brain that’s arguing with itself - because, much like Icarus, he drug abused too close to the sun (we’ve all been there) - but he has the sense to go “Hmm, something’s off here. Maybe I shouldn’t be tasked with solving this murder.”
Meanwhile Kim’s PTSD-riddled ass pulls a gun on a fridge because it’s shaped like a big bear, and his new bear-boy-best-friend put the idea of wrestling bears into his head. 
THEN he has the gall to be like; “I’m a Normal police officer who solves violent murders and has ZERO hobbies (lie). If you pass judgement on my special racecar radio show time I’m gonna be a bitch about it. Ghosts aren’t real, and PLEASE don’t bring up the physical embodiment of entropy that’s slowly consuming our seas and world because it Frightens me. Now help me solve this murder, I CANNOT do this without you. Please.”
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madeofjules · 1 month
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I don't think we talk enough about how unhinged this entire 15-20 page stretch of catching fire is:
Katniss says she'll be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies
Katniss tells Peeta she needs him
They share a long intense kiss that makes Katniss feel sexual desire for him
Peeta says she's going to be a great mother and Katniss, unprompted, internally states that she'll never have Gale's child (lmao)
Katniss thinks Peeta should be a father because of who he is as a person
Katniss falls asleep fantasizing about a future where Peeta's child is safe in a meadow
Katniss wakes up feeling happy due to Peeta, likely because she dreamed about him
Peeta gives Katniss the pearl
Katniss tells Peeta the locket worked because it made her more sure of her love for him and her decision to die for him
And then nothing happens after that because the book suddenly ends right there haha so weird
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