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kyleecarrigan · 3 months
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Idk.
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Danny had origallany moved into this new world filled with hope and optimism. Heck, the city he moved to was named Metropolis for ancients sake and was protected by a colorful man in red underpants. He had rights in this world as a "metahuman" and he didn't need to protect anyone with all these superheros around. It was perfect.
Or so he thought.
It all started when he met and subsequently flirted with a man named Tom Davidson. They clicked almost instantly even while his little brother Damian gave Tom the stink eye. Eventually they had to leave and they happily gave thier farewells. Danny later kicks himself for not getting Toms number.
Damian confronts Tim, asking why he lied and Tim responded that he didn't want to be out as Tim Drake: Gotham Rich Guy and wanted to be normal for a while, which Damian reluctantly accepted. Tim thinks this was more because he didn't want to escalate and get into even more trouble with Bruce. That was how he got stuck with a babysitter in the first place.
"Tom" and Danny meet again a few weeks later outside of a coffee shop and they recognize eachother. Danny waves him over and they drink coffee together and chat. Afterwards Danny asks him out to coffee and they set up a time and date.
Danny didn't think asking his crush out would be this easy.
Tim actually didn't realize he'd been asked out on a date date and is just happy to hang out with someone he shares so many hobbies with.
After weeks of accidental dating, Danny invites Tim out to a fancy restaurant for a date and nothing goes as planned. First, a snobby waitress had tried to give out the table Danny had made reservations for (the one in the most romantic part of the restaurant and thus he had to pay extra) to one of her own friends and thier own date and Danny had ask the manager what was going on which got the manager involved and the girl got fired. She got dragged out yelling about who her daddy was. So already not a good night.
Both Danny and Tim were kinda awkward after that. But wait, there's more! The lady who was supposed to get the table for free thanks to her friend tried going full Karen, much to the horror of her date, who told her off and broke up with her right then and there. Fireworks ensued but Tom and Danny were seated soon after so they didn't get to see the rest. The restaurant did offer to give them complimentary desert as an apology, which was nice.
Danny said something like, "I was expecting dinner, but the show was a surprise!" Which broke the ice and got them laughing and chatting while they waited for thier meals. At some point while eating Tom perked up and said he needed to go to the bathroom and rushed off quickly. Danny thought it was odd, but blamed his paranoia on the fact he used that excuse so much to get away from situations and go play hero.
At first thats what he thought Tom was doing when he didn't come back for a while, so Danny got up and went to the bathroom to confirm his suspicions. Instead of an empty bathroom he saw Tom in there kissing some blond guy.
Danny just turned around and left without making a sound. What fresh soap opera hell was this? He walked up to thier waitress and explained the situation. She quickly got his food boxed up with both his and Toms complimentary deserts (he'll take a victory here no matter how petty) and he paid the bill and gave her a large tip before speedwalking out the door.
He ghosted Tom after that. It was a good thing he never Gave Tom his address he guessed.
He didn't see Tom for almost a month before he ran into him at a farmers market in Gotham accompanied by an elderly man in a sling. Tom introduced the man as Alfred. Alfred was very polite. Danny, however, was not. "Why are you introducing him to me?" He asked bitterly. "We're not friends."
"We're not?!" Tom asked, having the audacity to look shocked.
Danny nearly growled, but didn't want it getting out that he was anything other than perfectly human, so he bit his cheek and turned to walk away. Unfortunately for both Danny and Tom, the latter had grabbed his wrist to keep him from leaving and Danny snapped.
He grabbed the first thing he could, which was a cabbage from a nearby cart. Ignoring the owners shout of "My Cabbages!" He proceeded to absolutely hail down veggie based pain onto the creep that broke his heart. He slapped a fifty into cabbage guys hand before he turned and left in a huff.
By the time Tim recovered he was covered in veggies and bruises and very confused. Tim decided he had a new case: What the heck did I do???
Danny was mad cause he keeps running into his cheating ex. He had agreed to let Lex Corp send him out to Gotham for a few weeks on a business trip in hopes of avoiding the guy but now he's seeing him everywhere.
Angry and tired, he was not pleased to hear shouting and explosions outside his street. He opened his window and saw the Joker fighting the local hero and yelled at them to keep it down. The Joker was momentarily distracted and got his lights punched out by Batman for it.
Danny didn't think anything of the incident after that, just rolling over into bed and falling asleep. Of course the Joker tracks him down and breaks into his hotel room to try and kill him. Which leads to Danny killing the Joker in self defense.
Theres a media crapstorm from this. Danny swears he heard Vicky Vale in his hotels vents but that may have just been him hallucinating. Some super hot guy with biceps that made Danny blush hugged him and thanked him. Hes not really sure what that was about but he was just glad this was over and he could leave this cursed city in a few days.
Then Batman broke in. Danny told him to scram and somehow it turned into a fight. Maybe Batman was trying to intimidate him. Maybe he was genuinely trying to beat up a 19 year old. Whatever the reason he had still broken into a guys hotel room and attacked him...which lead to Danny panicking and using his powers to get Batman off of him...unfortunately he used the wrong power- intangibility- and killed the man instantly. His organs were on the floor, soon followed by Dannys vomit when he saw them.
The bats got the alert of Bruces vitals stopping and went nuts. Danny looked at the corpse and decided now would be a good time to get the heck out of dodge.
Of course Red Hood shows up in his apartment in Metropolis. He sat at Dannys dining table cleaning his gun and asked Danny to take a seat.
Instead of threatening him like Danny expected he began asking questions. Mostly about some "Tim" guy. Eventually everything was cleared up. Danny was mad as a hornet finding out that "Tom Davidson" was actually Tim Drake and that he was 17 instead of 19, and that he was dating that blond guy from the restaurant and claiming he didn't even realize that Danny had asked him out, which Danny called bs on.
Danny felt somewhat sick at learning he had dated a minor, even if it was supposedly only technical and only for a month or so. Danny was 19 and Tim was 17 and Danny didn't think that was okay. Hood waved it off and had him explain the events surrounding the Joker and Batmans break ins and eventually told him that he would deal with the bats but told him to watch his back because the bats were grieving and it was hard to tell what they were going to do.
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steampoweredwerehog · 2 years
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IDK who needs to hear this but using a trans person’s pronouns is a matter of safety.
If you're still learning them, practice. Put their pronouns with their contact in your phone. Work at it. Because if they get misgendered in front of strangers, they’re now forced to decide if its safe to correct you.
Choosing between your identity and safety is exhausting and disheartening. Lots of trans folks have to do it daily, and I promise it'll be a major relief to have one less person in their life who makes them go through that.
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Man I love Giselle so much but trying to find cool art of her is like wading through a mine field like damn there's either media illiterate people and/or transphobic assholes everywhere.
Y'all when MAYURI KUROTSUCHI, the most "um actually" bitch in the series, the most "I've sequenced your DNA before you knew I existed" bitch, the most "I know your IP address actual address and credit score" bitch, AND NOT TO MENTION the author's literal favorite character, called her "Zombie Girl," then she is zombie girl.
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studyblurry · 1 month
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6am reading cause I woke up too early D:
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antidotesprout · 3 months
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Anyone feel like the emotional baggage pack mule for everyone around you lol. Lmao.
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zephyrbug · 11 months
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It’s that time of the year again, PLEASE do not take my art and repost it anywhere without my permission it really doesn’t support artists in the way you might think. Drop a comment, like or reblog if you want to share the art if you’d like to support an artist! Or ask permission if you really want to repost it on your own page, worst-case scenario they say no and that means you never had permission to begin with anyway.
Twitter and Reddit have been real bad about reposting without permission but if you see someone that has posted my art on any platform please let me know so I can deal with it. This stuff is all really discouraging and I’m exhausted but I appreciate those who do give their support and respect artists’ wishes :,) 
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drksnctury · 8 months
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okay i like never talk abt red dead on here like i used to but i need to get this out of my mind before i go insane
arthurxjohn, arthurxtilly, tillyxjohn, hoseaxarthur, hoseaxtilly, hoseaxjohn, dutchxtilly, dutchxarthur, and dutchxjohn is fucking weird.
arthur was 14 when dutch and hosea took him in, john was 12, and tilly was 12. dutch and hosea are their father figures and in turn makes them all sibling figures to each other. i am so tired of the "but they arent blood related" argument. dutch and hosea raised them. and raised them together.
they are basically all adopted siblings and if u dont see it like that idk what to tell u bc thats what it is. STOP SHIPPING SIBLING FIGURES WITH EACH OTHER omfg it reminds me of luther and allison from umbrella academy just stop
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happi-squirrel · 1 year
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Since porn bots are still running rampant and are showing no signs of stopping, here’s a not so friendly reminder:
If you follow me and your blog is empty, Icon, header or no: YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT!!!
It’s very clear that tumblr isn’t doing anything to quell these bots and quite personally I’m tired.
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darkwood-sleddog · 1 year
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being bi is just being asked: "ummmm actually can you provide me a list of gay references and a resume of your gay experiences before i consider your sexual identity valid?" "Oh wait, you've been in a hetero appearing relationship with another queer person for 10 years? Guess you must be straight." on the daily.
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lemonlimevio · 7 months
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another covid scare from mom
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mykingdomforasong · 2 years
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People who write torture porn for fun: Why do you have to be mean? Why can't we all be nice to each other?
The fluff writers:
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tired-dinosaur · 5 months
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Petition to be allowed to respond to emails with 'hey guys wtf'
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zephyrbug · 1 year
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Not sure if you gave this blog permish to use your art but they posted it. There's a link back to your blog, but given you're already on tumblr feels a tad odd to have done that and not reblogged? https://fantasy-inspiration.tumblr.com/post/712247881790324736/by-zephyrbug
I most certainly did not give them permission thank you so much for letting me know I have contacted them to hopefully get this removed (and I'm just gonna use your ask to talk about this a little bit)
I've been having A LOT of issues with people stealing my work this week! On Twitter some folks trying to scam people with my art claiming it's theirs and trying to get commissions, lots of people reposting my stuff without permission on Reddit, Instagram, and now Tumblr. So I just want to reiterate that I DO NOT ALLOW REPOSTING!!! While I know a lot of the time it is not done will ill intent it's actually harmful to artists to do this and often doesn't support them in the way you'd imagine. If you enjoy the art leave a like, comment, or maybe reblog (or retweet/share depending on the platform) these are ways you can directly support your favorite artist and if you feel very inclined to repost it ASK!!! In the worst-case scenario an artist will say no and you both move on from it.
Anyway, this just has happened a lot this week and I'm beyond exhausted with social media right now, but thank you to everyone who helps me find these it's nice to know people got my back here :,) <3
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