#im the thirsty people tbh
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Thinking about what the fuck Wylls shit wouldve been if they hadnt rewritten it for the full game??????
Like all his shit with the goblins like Spike and Fezzek- and how he met Mizora was different and shit too- like ???????? where the fuck would that all have gone ???? I dont even know if he was the Dukes son or not cause I don’t remember ANY lines around it or hinting at it ???
but dear god am I so happy they changed that shit up cause early access Wyll legit had started to actually annoy me and rub me the wrong way 😭😭😭😭
#I love him so so much#BUT FUCKING GOD MAN#Im sure it wouldve been a tbing youd explore more#but he was just SO fucking sanctimonious and self righteous but in the sketchiest way#like he felt so weirdly blood thirsty and aggressive but would play it off as cool good guy hero shit#I can’t remember anytbing super specific tbh but his shit felt weird#IT ALL FEELS VERY VERY DIFFERENT TO ME NOW THO#also the fact originally he met Mizora and made a deal with her p much actually straight up cause he was stupid and kind of power hungry#cause she was a hot babe and also was like oooo you can be a cool hero to the people#IT WAS JUST ALL A HOT MESS TBH#ALSO HE LOST HIS EYE CAUSE SPIKE FUCKING TOOK IT#AND YOU COULD EVEN RETRIEVE HIS LOST FUCKING EYE#JUST TO HAVE IT#bg3
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— full bed.
a miguel o’ hara fic ~ 1st part here, not required.
— NSFW miguel o’ hara x fem!reader
you are mayday’s babysitter. miguel insists on drinks after mayday falls asleep and is picked up by peter. for a quick summary, it leaves you in his bed.
\\ quick A/N :: thank you guys for so much recognition recently 😭 im very new to fanfic writing, so i wasnt expecting the nice requests + messages i got. thank u as a whole
quick taglist :: @neverlandlostchild - @hachipachiwachi - @antiliqueorbs
// CWs :: extreme smut, biting, blood. p in v. extra shit at the end. just 3 words of fluff tbh,......
// other notes :: i’m latina myself ! although i am not fluent in spanish, so please correct me if anything is wrong 🎀🎀
“ cariño — honey, dear
miumiulicious 2023.
pain.
you were a little sensitive to it, but overall had a better tolerance for it than other people. obviously, mental pain hurt a lot worse than physical, but — why was the current state of physical pain you were in so pleasureful?
you had never found yourself enjoying something so much, allowing a pleasureful feeling to drive someone else wild, like an animal, as they grew based off of your whimpers. your cries, your shaking body, the tingling sharpness on your neck after dominant marks were placed on it. marks of miguel.
his inhumane fangs would dig abnormally deep into your skin, sucking every last bit of energy out of you — including your supper and sweet blood. the little soft grunts he'd add on after, combined with his aggressive, pessimistic words to you, just made you so crazy.
the mixture of both of your need for this kind of sexual intimacy drove you both insane, so psychotic miguel just couldn't get enough of you. his head had immediately lowered down, even if he didn't get enough of your red liquids from your neck.
his breath was hot against your naked folds, sending chills all over you, goosebumps appearing as teased you. his teasing was so soft, yet so dominant.
"so wet, already, huh?" a once furrowed brow raised on his face as he stared into your eyes, irises swiveling and swirling with only one feeling for how this night would go on — lust.
he dominated you by getting on top, your legs being spread out right in front of his crotch. while his thick hands caressed your face as he spoke, you couldn't make out a word he was saying, your ears almost ringing as your vision felt a little hazy. must of been the thirsty blood withdrawal he performed on you.
you shivered a little as he unzipped his pants, swearing that a cold breeze had just passed by in the room while your eyes widened at his cock size. he was so easily hard, precum already seeping as his grin grew at your shock. this would be fun.
without any explanation or communication whatsoever, he slammed his hips against you, chest leaning over yours as his head redirected to the space on the bed beside yours. his arms rested on the blankets while you couldn't rest at all, your body tensing up, shrieking as your walls clenched around his hard length. your arms instantly wrapped around his wide back, clawing into the skin.
no matter if it was start or finish, miguel's cock had kissed your cervix in all the right ways, but it was so rough, screams escaping your already opened lips. his pace quickened, already nearing his climax as you felt his cock get hard inside of you.
he whispered into your ears clearly, your blurred hearing already being forgotten about. with a low grunt mixed with a seductive whisper, he spoke.
"love my huge cock inside of you, huh? hitting you in all the right ways.." he bit his lip, breath hitching in his throat as he quickened his pounds against your clit. his balls slapped against you, creating the loudest claps you've ever heard in your life. your nails dug further into his back, a natural reaction while your body loosened up just a bit.
"scream, just for me, cariño.." he groaned, combining with your muffled expanded moans. the way his cock abused your walls so roughly just felt the best, no matter the pain level.
"m-miguel.. m' gnna'.." you murmured as his hips bucked against yours, cock sending shock waves of fluids mixed with your own screams through out your body before you orgasmed. he didn't seem to take note of the fluids covering his cock, and quickened his thrusts even further, grunting like an animal — almost loudly whimpering like he was desperate for this pretty clit of yours.
the moment absorbed everything, his breath speeding up just like yours, letting out the most boisterous groans of his life, before he finally climaxed in unison with you — your second orgasm while it was his first.
almost as if he knew this would happen, his length pulled out rapidly, his thick white fluids decorating your chest and stomach like a cake decoration. you let out your last moan, panting as you felt your body finally realize its extreme heat. you felt like you were in a pot of lava, and he could relate.
his body collapsed over yours, cock resting vertically on your clit, rubbing against it a little. sighing, he placed a kiss on your neck, licking the previous wounds as if he was still searching for blood. you winced at this, before he kissed you on your cheek. your hands still held tight onto his back, before he laid next to you like a limp stuffed animal.
"fuck.." he cursed lowly, before tensing up as you wrapped your exhausted arms around him. his eyes widened despite yours shutting calmly, cheek pressed against his rib.
you smiled as his arms shortly wrapped around your back, hugging you in close.
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before you left in the morning, scrambling out of bed and rummaging through the room for your clothes, miguel had scared you.
you were walking to the kitchen, grabbing your keys and phone, looking around to check if anything, or anyone was there. normally you wouldn't expect yourself to leave so calmly after a hookup with someone who paid you to babysit a child, but you did so, no words mentioned to yourself.
when you turned around, miguel had been standing right behind you the whole time, like an eagle. you were frightened at this, yelping as you stepped backwards into the counter, back slamming into it.
"it's just me, y/n." his eyes blinked like a frog, so groggily yet you still stared into his dark brown circles.
"oh." you murmured, before rubbing the back of your neck awkwardly, and without another word he handed a small paper to you.
the paycheck, you thought. what was he even paying me for if he had done all those things with me last night?
you nodded respectfully, not peeping a word as you opened the door to exit his place. you took not even one step foot out of the door before he gripped on your shoulder — a little too tight.
"take it as an appreciation token for last night." he said blankly, not even a wink or a smirk or whatever a pair did after sex. you hesitated to even respond, but instead just nodded like you did before.
he shut the door before waving, a soft smile widening up on his face before the click of the door. you walked out, heading out to travel back to your place, opening up the check steadily.
he had paid you 2x more than your original pay.
a token of appreciation.
A/N :: yayyyy i was so excited to write this for my friends + basically the whole taglist. hope u enjoyed my miguel o'papi writing!!!
#atsv#across the spiderverse#miguel o’hara x y/n#miguel spiderverse#atsv miguel#miguel o’hara x you#miguel spiderman#miguel o'hara#miguel o’hara smut#miguel o’hara x reader#miguel ohara#spiderman 2099 spiderverse#spiderman 2099#miumiulicious
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cuddling headcanons w brett and andre ? :3 love ur theme btw
✮ CUDDLING HEADCANONS (ANDRE + BRETT) ✮
thank you anon also first request!
cw: drug stuff (andre lol), sfw
ANDRE LEE
✮ he would love cuddling up against you after work or during work
✮ just anywhere tbh
✮ your his favorite pillow
✮ prefers being big spoon but wouldnt say no to you holding him
✮ i feel like hes one of those people that would aggressively sniff the moment you cuddle against him
✮ (you just smell really nice to him)
✮ for the long hair readers he will try to braid your hair
✮ "andre your just twisting it like a candy cane"
✮ also could stay like that for hours
✮ hungry? he has candy in his pocket. thirsty? wow he pulls out a flask full of water from his jacket. he just spawns them out of nowhere
✮ yall are that one couple that cant keep their hands off each other
✮ just one thing is that you will never cuddle in his office
✮ even he knows its a little too dirty
✮ personally likes cuddling on the couch after eating a edible watching a shitty movie
✮ laying all over your body
✮ who needs blankets when we have andre
BRETT HAND
✮ please hold him
✮ little spoon preferably but if you want him to hold you he will gladly say yes
✮ always facing you so he could look at your face
✮ cuddling in his pyjamas are his favorite
✮ one of those people that wear sweatpants to bed
✮ always hums a little song when you guys cuddle
✮ loves talking to you about literally anything that comes to his mind
✮ "did you know cotton lasts for 100 years so lil' brett could possibly outlive us"
✮ also enjoys talking about his day to you, even if you where there
✮ goes on side tangents a lot
✮ he likes keeping water by the bed so he doesn't have to get up from your embrace
✮ he prefers cuddling in his or your bed under the covers all warm
✮ play with his hair he loves the feeling
✮ just loves being in your arms
sorry these are short im tired
#inside job#brett hand#inside job x reader#andre lee#andre x reader#andre lee x reader#brett hand x reader#brett x reader#cuddling#inside job headcanon#headcanons#inside job headcanons
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i saw ur post on how there isnt rlly a big arab figure, and wow like. i think that if i had been younger and saw just one or two arab people on tv in a positive way, it would have helped me a LOT. like yeah. There ISNT a big singer or character or actor or model that’s arab. And now im sitting here wondering how many kids are going to be sitting and watching tv and just blocking out their arab heritage and culture because then they wouldnt be like their favorite singer or wtver.
Exactly. Exactly exactly exactly. I’ve full chest said this before, but I wasn’t always as attached to my Arab heritage as I am now. I actually grew up pretty distant from it all around, and it’s only in recent years that I started making a concerted effort to delve into it. And I can’t even blame it on my mom tbh, like I grew up in a lax household that allowed for ample self-expression. It was always the outside world that would make a little Arab girl like me question the worth of her ethnic roots—especially when Arabs are painted as terrorists at worst and as monocultural heathens at best where I’m from (hint: the USA). There is so much to unpack w being raised American but being ethnically Iraqi!! Because that means I literally hail from two countries!! A country that’s thirsty and a country that’s on fire!! But that’s a whole other loaded topic I could write a separate dissertation on.
I’d always have toxic thought loops like “I don’t look Arab enough” “I’m not religious but all the Arab girls I know are Muslim” on and on and on. And like I said in that ask, there was never an Arab American A lister for me to kind of have a frame of reference w. This is specifically an Arab issue too I feel like, bc a lot of brown people do have that star-studded figure to look up to growing up. We do not.
It’s kind of why I decided to be that for myself. I don’t need a cool Arab girl celebrity who’s into fashion or music. I’ll be that. I don’t need an Arab academia girl character. I’ll be that too. There’s no such thing as not looking Arab enough bc Arabs are so diverse. It’s okay that I’m not religious bc Arab culture is not solely defined by religion, and even if it were Arabs are not a hive mind and everyone engages w their culture in vastly different ways (which is okay!! It doesn’t make me any less Arab). I’ll literally just discard other people’s preconceived notions and trailblaze my own path!! I’ll be my own Arab girl representation. I refuse to fit myself into any preexisting mold. I like what I like and the rest just falls into place.
I think that’s why I’ve been so vocal about my Iraqi heritage lately… I’m literally healing my relationship w my roots in real time. Even advocating for Palestine is feeding into that in major ways. It’s legit all coming together for the first time in my life. Now I’m so proud to be Arab—to be Iraqi—that the idea that anyone could shame me for it is as incredulous as it is hilarious. Iraq is literally called the Cradle of Civilization & you want to make me feel BAD for being Arab… for being Iraqi… it’s just impossible bc I can’t imagine myself being anything else. I’m so content to have my multicultural background and to be who I am. I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
It’s also cool that I have people following me, that they could also be exposed to diverse facets of Arab culture bc of that, but tbh a lot of this is also purely for me. I want the Iraq tag to be flooded w beautiful Iraqi poetry and beautiful Iraqi art and beautiful Iraqi cinema as I familiarize myself w Iraqi culture more and more, bc there’s so much more to it than the Iraqi War stats that pop up when you look it up on here.
I’m a 21 year old girl AND I’m Arab. That’s literally double the self-discovery to work through. Fortunately I think I’m finally cultivating a strong sense of self, so I really don’t think anything anyone has to say could deter me from my path (whether it be in terms of reconnecting w the beauty of my Arab heritage or legit just growing into my own). It’s not always perfect by any means, but I’ve made so much headway. And absolutely nothing could take away from that.
#I had a LOT of thoughts on this but thank u for giving me the opportunity to rly unravel this anon <3 <3 <3#I still have a lot of things to go to therapy for lmao but suppressing my Arab roots is absolutely one thing I’ll never have to talk about#the confused Arab girl who was disconnected from her heritage is DEAD give me all the Iraqi history books I want to devour them all#ask#arab tag
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hi hi!! i absolutely love ur page, u write so well <3
i was wondering if you could do hcs of jeff dating a male nurse reader with a quite cold personality but certain soft spots for jeff, both sfw and nsfw? tysm!!
take ur time. u just started taking reqs and im sure there’s more than one asks in ur inbox, take care !
NSWF&SWF || Jeff the killer and BEN Drowned x male nurse reader!
➥ Hi hello and thank you so much! Here you go! :)
Im sorry that it turned out pretty short T^T
And I saw your edit to request, no worries!! I promise its all good, no need to apologize sweetheart!! You haven't done anything wrong, mistakes happen :3
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Jeff The Killer
SWF
☆ Cold boy with a soft spot for one person? The best trope that could ever exist tbh. Jeff absolutely adores you, and he is the same - meanie to everyone but his boyfriend! Loves that about you, his possesive and jealous side is also pretty content with that :) I mean..you make him feel so special!
☆ Please, please patch him up..! Jeff gets into so many fights..and well he is a serial killer.. so he gets a lot wounds that need to be taken care of! He would never let somebody esle do it, and he is terrible at self-care so he absolutely needs you!
☆ Also dont tell that anybody...but he would comfort you after hard days !! Are you hungry? Thirsty..? Man will order you something! Are you tired? Sore? He would offer you a massage (he sucks at them but appreciate it!) or a hot bath! And if you just want to sleep? He will cuddle with you, and if you are up to it then watch something.
NSWF
☆ Learning male anatomy.. Oh? Wanna practice..? Well guess what..you have the best model here! You can touch all of his parts, he isn't the shy one! I promise he will make it fun! But after all, its the best to learn in practice, right?
☆ Will make you suck his dick in your pretty uniform.. Dunno but it just make him so weak..and so horny lol You on your knees in front of him?? Oh my god! He would put his hard, and long dick into your mouth..making you gagging and feeling him in your throat! He just loves that..Would cum into your mouth,grabbing your chin/hair to look down at you, and make you swallow! „Do you enjoying having your mouth filled with cum, silly boy..?”
☆ Jeff would be into quickies before job. Sex with him is often pretty messy - even if you dont have a lot of time! He just loves the fact that he ruins you so much.. You got all pretty looking for your job? To bad, now you need to correct your look - and better make it fast, you need to go out in a couple minutes! „Tell me about everything you like about having my huge cock buried deep inside you baby..” - he whisper to your ear, in his low husky voice, as he fucks you hard.
BEN Drowned
SWF
☆ Ah?? A mean boy?? He is so in love!! And if it comes out that you have soft spot for him?? You will make him die! He loves to be pampered and he loves to be loved!! Also..not to overuse you being a nurse..but take care of him, please. I know he is theoretically dead, but he have many bad habits, for example he eat poorly and rarely or he sleep too little (if he even sleep at all).
☆ God,he is such a simp for you!! Like really, he would do anything for you..you show him that much love and care? He is so special to you, that you have a soft spot for him? Again - melting! Would do everything to you..just say the word and he will bring you it on his knees lol
☆ I bet people can be suprised that you and Ben are in relationship. You are pretty diffrent from eachother, he is really outgoing and loves people, but you? A cold man?? What kind of mix is that?? No worries (i mean, not like you care about people opinions), if someone somehow will discover that you can be softie then they will totally see that you are made for eachother! ..just saying that Ben is chatterbox..
NSWF
☆ Come on..I mean nurse kink... He would love to role play with you. Just you in your uniform wakes something in this wild men. Imagine him laying in bed, fully naked..becasue you need to do your job and examine him <3 Massage his prostate, your warm fingers going so deep into his hole.. Dont forget to check his puls on neck..maybe when holding your hand around his silly throat? And finally his hard member..your hands touching his heavy balls (you need to squeeze them, just to make sure everything is alright) and his quivering cock! Oh? Is he sick? Mhm..I bet you must cure him then..? How about fucking his brains out? Voilà! You cured him mr. Y/N!
☆ Oh I believe Ben is absolutely a switch, he loves being sub deep down. Please let him suck your dick if he will be a good boy for you.. He would absolutely beg for you, he dreams of seeing your soft thighs again and again - and of course seeing your pretty cock. Definitely will beg for your seed when he is being deepthroated by you..?! I promise he wont waste any single drop! „Please..please let me suck your cock until you cum all over my face..”
☆ Okay but..guide masturbation! Doesn't matter if in person..or if you are way away (maybe duriing your break in work??)..just do this! Ofc he could jerk off alone but where is the fun in that? :(( And as I mentioned earlier - loves being dominated and told what to do. There is something intimate in this kind of things too! „Please sir..please i cant..only you can make me feel soo good..”
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#slasher#slasher x reader#creepypasta#creepypasta x reader#jeff the killer#jeff the killer x reader#jeffrey woods#jeffery woods#horror#headcanon#ben drowned#ben drowned x reader#male reader#nurse reader#crp#fandom#creepypasta fandom#wholecircus#requests#requested
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YANDERE THE MAN HUSH DUDE HEADCANONS BUT THE READER LOVES HIM BACK?? Btw they make tiktok vids together or share the same humour, They make vids about jokes or making funny vids by reacting or making someone read something & forcing to watch the vid with their reaction lol.
YANDERE the man (John) x reader
Headcanons, filming vids together or forcing each other to react to a weird video or doing weird funny stuff, if you want you can add anything else and yeah lol
Woah that is a long letter u wrote there
I LOVE THE IDEA OMG PLUS THEM PRANKING EACH OTHER omg BUT U FOROGR TO SAY WHAT PRONOUNS TO USE😭*exploes* gonna use she/her :) , there is some dialogue John is green and she is pimk
(Swf)(Request open)(TW:yandere,stalking,bulling people on tiktok)
Yandere silly dude from Hush (le josh) with as silly s/o
When he saw her first time he was sure that he will stalk her a little, spook her with some dead bodies, and kill her (his average sunday)
But after a while he kinda realised that he kinda likes her?? But he didnt pay mind to it(just yet) he still will try to commit crimes
He probably tried to stalk her while she was out in city but she bumped into him and he just 😳🧍 she probably started apologising while he tried to catch his breath.
And imagine if she decided that hes cute and invite him to some cafe. This guy went on mission to gather info to kill her, now He sits there drinking some tea and talks about some drama with her.
He will kinda find her funny, she seemed to have similar sense of humor like him. Then he decides to slow down his kill evil plan and gives her a chancs
His yandere type is defo "youre mine and only mine" but if she gets along with it, he is the biggest cuddle bug and shmol bean ever.
John wont tell her that he loves her (even if she is visably in love with him) and probably plan some evil kidnapind plan(super epic) So yeah he invites her to cute trip in forest total cute, then he ties her arms, then he yeets you in his car (he expects some sort of fight tbh) and drives you to his hause. While she just vibes to songs in radio.
"This is your hause now, try to escape and you wont be so happy" "cool, do you have wifi here" "🧍yea"
God zamn John prepared so hard!! Duble locks on doors, windows with super hard Glass, ect. He was prepared for game in cat and mouse and she just vibes on couch?
"I ordered pizza honey:)" "I cant eat it, I have ligma:(" "whats ligma" "😈 ligma bools"
Shes lucky he loves her because after limga joke he accualy regreted sparing her in first place
Also she would show him the most gen-z memes you can think of and record his reacion "Who is 🤨 among?"
He would blush like crazy when she wears his shirts, he will cuddle her a lot
He works out a lot, and eveytime after, he feels super strong and he just picks her up or play catch or just play-fight
'Damn babe somone just posted rat stealing whole bag of chips, wanna see?" *sees the video* "damn, so us"
He will say stuff like: slay, common W, most sane person in Ohio. This Type of stuff, im sorry if this bothers you
He will give headpats
If shes like tiktok famous and posts funni shit daily, she will try to inculde him. At first only as the guy holding camera or something. But later she will do stuff like "my bf reacting to my skincare routine!" Or "puting make up on my bf! (Not click bait) (he is shocked)"
I SWEAR TIKTOK COMMUTNITY IS THIRSTY THEY WILL SIMP OVER HER MAN
But if they dont mind its win-win because its free comments and likes (and in big scale it means money)
I wanted to post memes at the end but tumblr doesnt like so I prolly post meme right after posting it
Also reader sending him funny shit while he is 'at work' *she sends funny rat meme* "honey i litteraly shoot somone leg off wtf is that" "hehe funi rat"
He loves walks in forest, with hand holding ofc. Also He has ps5 and he will play with her some silly games
Overall 9/10: pros:you get free food, and u dont have to work, u get hugs 12/7. cons: u get kidnaped
I hope its up to ur standards, i made it a little long, john>>
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WHAT A VOLUME
SO MUCH DRAMA?? so many twists and turns..... i literally love this season and im not afraid to say it anymore. literally there is so much to unpack this volume its actually crazy
MOST IMPORTANTLY. RAPH AND DAPH GOT DUMPED. an incredibly ballsy move from fusebox that i really respect. it really increases the stakes this season knowing people as relevant as them could get dumped. dont get me wrong im gonna miss raph so much... its just so unexpected that it works. the safe choice wouldve been for one of the useless/irrelevant couples to be dumped (ehem.. bonnie and joyo) but they dumped one of the strongest couples of the villa. super ballsy
Estelle (LIs ex) making up SHIT so that our LI would sleep on the day beds. funny crazy and a little immature? yes yes and yes. entertaining? HELL YES. i know some ppl on r3dd1t will complain about this, but who cares, its a game, its a funny and entertaining. besides, our life with out LI has been literally perfect since casa, and im so thirsty for any drama. i love it. plus we get to clear up the drama and ofc make up sex bc lets be real weve had like 10 opportunities to have sex in the villa
ALSO RAFAEL SNOGGED MC IN THE CHALLENGE. I didnt want to choose rafael because i wanted to be "respectful" but he ended up choosing MC anyway... omfg i screamed.
UMA BEING UMA AGAIN. okay im 100% on her side. she has done nothing wrong ever in her life. i know this and i love her. but its literally so crazy that they didnt really give any indication that raph was rejecting uma's advances. implying theres more to raph than we thought...... hes not as loyal as he says he is......
BONNIE AND JOYO literally acting like kids (theyre coupled up in my game). it makes so much sense considering they literally have ZERO connection in my game. i love that not everyone is mature and Right all the time and that some characters.... literally do the wrong thing all the time
JOYO BEING IN LOVEEEE WITH MC. i love ittttt. lots of LIs have had "crushes" on MC in the past but its never been this explicitly acknowledged. i really love how it opens up another slow burn route with joyo which i will probably play in the future ... nyehehe
okay lastly something I found weird.. the game says whoever we "marry" has significant impact in the future episodes. does this mean we cant graft and couple up with anyone else?? that would suck but also.. eh. its a weird thing that i wish didnt really have much impact because its literally just like a challenge
okay this was much longer than i thought but i think after all these years and seasons, ive never had a volume impact me THIS MUCH. there was so much info and so much drama. im so optimistic for the next volumes although tbh i dont expect them to top this one....
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tbh its a stupid thing but sometimes i really wish there was some kind of sfw tag. im tired of searching fluff tags and running into heavily explicit smut that often has little fluff or no fluff at all and ppl are just misusing tags
lmaoo and the worst part is that the worst smut writers never put their shit under a readmore so you’re just forced to scroll past it…
it’s not stupid !!! it’s a really valid complaint!!!! honestly i think exact tag matching would fix a lot… currently i think tumblr just does a string match, so if someone tags their stuff as “seventeen smut”, it’ll still show up in the “seventeen” tag because “seventeen” is in it. same if someone just mentions the string “seventeen” in their sentence-long tag. like that’s why i censor group names if i’m just talking in the tags of a new text post. i think ppl who don’t browse tags just don’t know that they’re blasting their random content everywhere.
the other thing w people misusing tags, if it’s super annoying and egregious (ie one thirsty sentence and every combination of members and groups is tagged), i’ll report as spam because it totally is. if it’s actual content that someone put an iota of effort into and it’s mis-tagged, i’ll just block them. i think blocking ppl whose content i find personally annoying has helped my tag browsing experience so much lmao a lot of the time it’s the repeat offenders 😭
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The vibes on that Kermit/MsPiggy/Gonzo interview are 👌👌👌 everyone is clearly just having the best time.
Okay, I'm going to info dump about some Muppet stuff for a minute, in case other Muppet fans wish to chime in.
In other Muppet productions, Gonzo isn't always necessarily in this kind of relationship with Kermit and Miss Piggy? He's probably the most like genuine of the other Muppets? The most like... Serious in some ways and able to participate in this kind of vibe? Well rounded! He's more well-rounded than some other characters. (And also I love him because he's a Thing, No one knows what species he's "supposed" to be, and they treat that very much in a non-binary fashion and have leaned hard into that interpretation of it over the last few years and I love it so much.)
But Kermit and Miss Piggy always have this kind of a relationship, there's always some third party that one or both of them are low key into and they are navigating around.
I would say that one could make the argument that over the long haul Kermit and Miss Piggy are in a committed but often somewhat open relationship that they are constantly negotiating and reworking and communicating about (often in exasperated and audience amusing ways, usually to do with the just truly impressive number of boyfriends Miss Piggy has had, and her incourrigeable need to flirt with all guest stars etc), And I think that's probably Canon even though it hasn't ever been that I'm aware of discussed in explicit terms like that?
And sometimes the additional partner is Gonzo, As in this clip.
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Actually in Muppet treasure Island, the movie that this was press for (Which, even people involved in other pirate franchises agree is the best most untouchable interpretation of the treasure Island story), Miss Piggy runs into Several old boyfriends (Which may or may not have overlapped with when she was with Kermit), including Tim Curry playing Long John Silver. And it's completely delightful and one of my favorite movies of all time.
Kermit Piggy vibe is my very favorite thing.
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Not specifically polycule related, but I really love the episode of The Muppet show where Christopher Reeve was the guest? Original film Superman? And Miss Piggy is so very thirsty over him and he's playing himself but in a himbo/Clark Kent kind of way. One of the jokes being that he was cast of Superman because maybe really and truly he was actually Superman.
And Kermit has some dry comments over the course of the episode, but he really and truly mostly just seems to be like... Yep. That's her. And I love her still.
There's a good clip on YouTube "Miss Piggy in Christopher Reeve's dressing room", short and sweet, If anyone would like. XD
Everything i know about the muppets i learned online so i didnt know there was prescedent to miss piggy and kermit being polyam/open to polyam, im just obsessed w that one interview its so funny they shouldve been nominated to the rgb showdown tbh...
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⚠️🏗🚧 teehee an intr o post!!! 🚧🏗⚠️
Haaaai ^-^ hi hi for the love of god hi. My name is fizix im a 21 y/o transman whos here for the silliness. And the cock and pussy and hole and tongue and cunt aand slick but also the silliness ^-^
yes i will make typos. its not a dumb puppy horny moment i just have fast fingers and im also halfblind with no autocorrect so liek. Yeah <3 this is also a sideblog!!! So if u know my main shhhhh no you dont :] i probably wont follow back but we r mutuals if youve dmed me and we've held a good few convos tbh
Im what you could classify as polyamorous but i dont identify with that label, im not looking for anything committed im just here to whore around and have some fun :D im bisexual, so anyone can interact! (EXCEPT CISHET MEN. OBVI.)
I am a man!!! anyone can interact but sapphics be known that i am a man and feel free 2 block me if that makes u uncomfy <3 godspeed queens. I try not to interact with wlw/mendni posts so if i do im SORRY </3
MINORS LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. GO OUTSIDE DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SOMETHIGN
And also on that note ANYONE OVER 27 LEAVE ME ALONE THANK U <3
AND AND AND any ageless blogs/blank with only porn gifs are getting blocked <3<3<3<3<3
Asks & DMs are open! If you go 100mph out of the gate with the "ouhhh i wanna fuck you so bad with my big dick" i might just make fun of u tho. Buy me dinner first. Im down to flirt w anons/ppl in the askbox bc im a whore <3 mutuals get to kiss me with tongue too <3
Also i know i act all funny and silly but i AM down to clown if you get me in a mood <3 feel free to send a horny ask and see what happens :D
Current anons in da box: 💙 || 🐝 || 🐶 || 🦋 (feel free to ask for ur own emoji if you plan on sticking around!!)
I am a switch so im down for whatever. Want me to sub? Welcome to subway what do you want on your fuckig sandwich. Want me to dom? Welcome to dominos wjat is none pizza left beef. You know?
If ur just dying to know what i look like then uhhhh im a redhead w no surgery so i got titties and a cunt <3 im also not a shaver so you gotta fight the WHOLE underbrush to get to the center of the tootsie pop <3<3 is it like a. Cherry tootsie pop? because im a redhead and the. the pusee. also since this apparently drives people crazy im 5'4"
I dont wanna have a full list of my kinks bc i feel like itd be more fun for ppl to figure that out for themselves instead of getting a cheat sheet <3 anyone that does a quick scroll on my blog can tell im into oral, p3tplay, and praise tho. ill give a list of my No-Gos bc i wanna have fun with this blog and not get squicked/triggered away from it. List might be updated as time goes on
Yellow Light (stuff im neutral/alright with as long as it doesnt go too deep): dumbification, degredation, daddy/mommy title, only mutuals can bondage me
Red Light (hard stops, if u come at me with this stuff ur getting blocked): r@pe, piss, inc3st, scat, v//mit, p3do/4geplay, gun/knifeplay, k1dnapping, detrans, intox, feederism
And thats all for an intro poast i think! Thanks 4 reading have a good day and DRINK SOME WATER i know youre thirsty ;] This isnt a sex thing this is tumblr we are all dehydrated here. Suffering is not noble drink the damn water
#and.now 4 tha tags#nsft#mlm msft#bi nsft#uhhh#trans nsft#queer nsft#is that all of them. have i gathered the nsft infinity stones#WAIT 1 more#t4t nsft#hehe
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Twst questions made by @seajellyx
Im answering in a separate post cause it was becoming a very long thread and it hurts my small brain
@ryuuryuuhoney thx for the @ !
(By the way, honey= miel in french )
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Would you be a mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human?
I would be a human cause I’m a basic bitch
Would you be at rsa or nrc?
Realistically, RSA since Im a goody two-shoes. Maybe NRC my way of association, like Kalim and Silver.
What dorm would you belong to?
Diasomnia for the vibe. Its calm, it’s dark. Im a lil creature of the night. Also, they’re very loyal to eachother.
Maybe Octavinelle because sea creatures are my jam and I would just pass my free time looking at the aquarium. Also, I would actually try to represent the spirit of benevolence and would do it better than the entirety of the dorm.
What character(s) would you be best friends with?
Grim cause cat.
Na for real, I guess Jade cause we can gush about our special interests together. I can also keep up with his bullshit.
Maybe Idia but like; best friends that talk absolute shit to eachother.
What character(s) would you hate?
Hate is a strong word so none. Most characters would probably just piss me off at first lmao. I don’t like it when people only work for their own agenda. (RIP the whole school)
What character(s) would you date?
Huuuuum the whole octatrio polyam im so thirsty for them fish boys they are so cute and beautiful im down bad plz floyd squeeze me i crave physical touch
Trey would be a very nice boyfriend, have you seen his arms? :) so much potential
What would floyd's nickname be for you?
Shrimpy fits very well since I’m extra smol irl. Also my hands kinda just * limp wrist* all the time so they look like lil claws.
and rook's?
As a native french speaker, I would call his bullshit french out before he can find one.
What twst character(s) are you most like?(personality-wise)
I guess the closest would be Idia, but not really. I have the internal ADHD of Floyd, some weird obsessions like Jade (autism), the crippling anxiety of Idia and the positive aura of Kalim.
Which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?
Anything that has to do with science, im a fucking nerd. I would be so excited for the potionology class since I’ve played so many alchemist games as a child. Its literally a dream of mine to make potions. Also, anything with art.
What club would you join?
The Mountain lover club 100%. Ive spent so many summers as a child hiking I love it. I would probably go hang out with the pop music club from time to time tho.
How do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?
Tbh I have no sense of self preservation so I would need a lot of luck ( which I don’t have). I would probably die 🤷 ✨
[optional!] What would your unique magic be?
If I had magic, I would like to have something with healing (That would prevent me from dying lmao). Maybe some plant stuff.
There we go (me👇)
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What are some lyrics that are living in your head rn. Please be as long and descriptive as you desire I would love to hear
ok. literally every word from arena of pleasure wont leave me alone today but this line specifically ugh
"i stand at the promised land with fire in my eyes"
ok. the little biblical reference shoots me down every time bc in the bible, the promised land is this holy place for the people of god where they will never be hungry or thirsty and they will be protected. i imagine this promised land to be...so different from that. this song plays like a movie in my mind whenever i hear it and this line always...i see myself standing in the middle of the street somewhere at night in an absolute debauched wasteland with a guitar in hand, ready to fuck things up. teenage rocker boys run away to hollywood to find their promised land, but is it really a promised land? they starve, they scrape and skimp and try to make it, pay the rent, survive. theyre always thirsty for something, whether it be success, girls, alcohol, you name it. theyre always wanting for something. but they do it anyways. i stand at the promised land with fire in my eyes. theres a defiance about it thats like, yea, i know this is fucked up and im throwing it all out there and doing this. yea, i might die in the gutter. yea, i belong here. this is my promised land. i dunno. the whole song fucks me up every single time and its also my most played song on apple music of all time. embarrassing. anyways. yea, its.....sooooo. i think if i could choose one song ever thats just Me in a nutshell it would be this one tbh.
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tbh i get the sex appeal of jungkooks' vampire tease and i dont rly expect anything any more interesting from the typical thirsty jungkook fan BUT im still disappointed at the lack of kitsch and quirk in fan content related to it given that this is jungkook of all people we're talking about. known mattress and air purifier hoarder. "weirdest guy i know" according to min yoongi.
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so. I am sad. but the monkees and Jan & Dean were there :D
in my dream I had this pet Lizard I called ronaldo and tbh I cant tell if he was a lizard of a frog but I kept him on my chest while walking around and I bumped into DEAN and I was like "hi Dean" ?????? and he said "hey Raya whats that?" and I told him all about my lizard frog named ronaldo and he and I just walked together around and then JAN was there too and we were just running along looking at things but then we were in an alley way and I was barefoot and Jan pointed at the end and was like "raya look! that's what you should do!" and it was literally my QUILT I made when I was twelve years old up against someones fence and a light was illuminating it???? and I didn't know what he meant so I just went "yeah okay" and then he grabbed me by the shoulders and held me in front of him and ran all the way down to it and was like "you should do this!!!" BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING SO IM JUST LIKE "yeah okay I'll do that" and then I was looking at open houses (Ronaldo is still with me) and MIKE is looking at the really tropical marble kitchen and its. EXTREMELY hot in here and he's just like "hey we should cool off" and we go to the bathroom and is just AMAZED by how big the bathroom is and tells me to stand in the shower to get a scale of its actual size AND THE ASSHOLE TURNED THE SHOWER ON ON ME and got Ronaldo all wet :'( then he rinsed off too after me and then all the monkees were doing it and water from my hair kept dripping onto Ronaldo so I went "oh he's thirsty!" and I grabbed a bowl and put some water in it for him and he drank it (IT WAS FUCKING ADORABLE) and then he went see-through??? and I just said some made up bullshit like "oh that means he was dehydrated and now that he's hydrated his skin is reverting to its natural state. he must be a water amphibian." then I picked him back up and placed him on my chest and Mike went "damn you're a zoologist" and patted my head awkwardly then Davy did the same and then we walked back to this park with a water thing in the middle of it and Micky was just like "hey guys lets swim" and he pointed at this thing in the middle of it that was this black square and it was actually pretty big and people could swim down and it looked infinite because the people never came back up but we swam over to it with Ronaldo in my hair and Mike kept trying to swim in it but I told him not to and the grown man listened to me (a not a grown man) and we just dropped things in there instead and stuck out hands in and floated in ti not swim
then when we were done all of them came back home with me and when I went to bed I put Ronaldo next to me pillow and I woke up genuinely expecting Ronaldo to be there and then I got sad :(
dude that was a whole ass adventure! love that mike just blasted you with a surprise shower 😂
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"#controversial opinion aleksi is exponentially hotter bald"
Why do you think that's controversial? Aesthetically he might be prettier with longer hair, but he's definitely hotter now, because he looks more like his age, not like a small kid... 🤔 (and tbh at first I hated that hair, but now I'm getting tired of people not appreciating him and discussing his hair only, that's why I gif him so often to show his charm when I see it, everyone should stop being so grumpy and enjoy him, he's a real gem 💖)
I think it's controversial bc I see so much of oh I miss aleksi with the long hair, he looked so much better with long hair ect. Just that kind of stuff and now he does actually looks like he's 25? (I think hes 25 im not sure lol) And he was hot before anyway but now 🥵 I appreciate you making the gifs of him with the short hair so I can be thirsty over him lmao he really is a gem
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Get To Know You Game!
@melty-flapjack tagged me for this one ~ thank you darlin’ <3
Three ships: Chris x Leon (Resident Evil, of course), Dani x Jamie (Bly Manor), Dylan x Ryan (The Quarry)
First ever ship: I have no fucking clue tbh. Probably Link and Sheik? That’s my earliest memory of something.
Last Song: SACRILEGIOUS by PLVTINUM, TOKYO’S REVENGE (absolutely obsessed with this song)
Last Movie: Christmas Vacation (first time seeing it, didn’t care for it)
Currently Reading: Fanfic - Ashes in the Fall by @midori-laboratories <3; Book - The Twisted Ones by T.Kingfisher
Currently Watching: not tv shows but I’ve been watching people play through The Dark Picture Anthology games again because I miss playing them but don’t have time to ~
Currently Consuming: Water because I am a thirsty bitch
Currently Craving: salted Carmel hot chocolate and chocolate cake
Im suppose to tag 9 people but my fingers hurt already so @likesugarandcyanide @lottathoughts @squashfics @momma-vi @midori-laboratories your turn bitches
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