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nerdlingmerchling · 17 days
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WiP Wednesday Friday Saturday
I was tagged by the talented @jazzythursday to share a bit of a wip I'm currently working on.
(This excerpt is from the next way too long chapter of Shoot From the Hip)
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Wylan hesitated, then took a few, staggering steps in the wrong direction. 
“It's the other way,” Jesper pointed out.
“Oh.” 
Jesper frowned. “Are you drunk, Wylan?”
He pulled a sheepish face, worrying at his lower lip. “Just tipsy, maybe?‘'
“You're tipsier than tipsy, I reckon.” The rush of adrenaline might have delayed the symptoms, or maybe, Jesper had been too caught in the action himself to acknowledge Wylan's glassy eyes, or the fact he was unsteady on his feet and slurring his words. “How many beers did you have exactly?”
Wylan squinted as he tried to recollect. “Not that many. Like four or five maybe?” 
“Saints, Wy! Featherweight like you, on an empty stomach? It's enough to get you completely hammered! And you handled explosives in that state?” 
“I had to. I had to help those people,” Wylan stated. “I'm out of red phosphorus now, though,” he mused, more for himself than for Jesper's sake. His eyes wandered around the alleyway, as if a fresh supply of said chemical could be hidden somewhere. 
“Come on. Let's get you back to the Slat. You can lean on me,” Jesper offered, putting his arm around Wylan’s shoulders and pulling him toward the street. “I'm going to make my mom's secret recipe, so you dont wake up with a bad hangover tomorrow.” 
I'm tagging : @i-am-still-bb , @sparrowmoth, @brandywinebridge-twentymiles, @sophiez85, @hotpinkmurex , or anyone else who want to play. Feel free to ignore if you've already been tagged 10 times this week...
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onionninjasstuff · 8 months
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Part 2
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lemongogo · 2 months
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lotus-pear · 7 months
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hello chainsaw man nation
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b1mbodoll · 7 months
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you dont know what id do to lick and mark up jakes abs AHHHH HE DRIVES ME INSANE
pairings: jake sim x f! reader
warnings: biting + marking + ab licking + ab riding + oral ment + scratching + pain
💌: i pinkie dinkie promise im normal, sweetpea !!!!!! just had to get these thoughts out of my head before i gnawed my arm off :D
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jake knows how much you love his abs and i fully believe he teases you on purpose. if he’s playing soccer with the boys and knows you’re watching he tugs the bottom of his shirt and uses it to wipe his sweat, chest heaving as he catches his breath and makes sure to catch your gaze, raising a brow and biting his lip.
when you go down on him he leans against the headboard and tries his best to watch your every move, groaning deeply as you kiss down his jaw, along the expanse of his chest before dragging your tongue between the ridges of his abdomen, peering up at him through your lashes before biting at the chiseled skin, relishing in the way he bucks his hips from the pleasure.
jakey loves to see the pretty lil lovebites you leave on his toned stomach and along his throat, his cock twitching despite the way he hisses in pain and winces when you bite the sore spots again, precum dribbling from his slit because the pain feels too good.
you can’t help but straddle your boyfriend and grind your pantyclad cunt over his abs, your eyes squeezed shut while you moan in pleasure and claw at his chest, your nails leaving faint scratch marks on his soft flesh. the sting makes him moan underneath you, thick fingers gripping your hips so hard you’re sure you’ll be sore the next morning.
riding his toned abs makes your pussy drip, wet spot on your panties growing larger as you selfishly chase your release and use your boyfriend like a toy for your own pleasure. “jakey!” you cry, hips moving faster on their own, the closer you get to your orgasm. “m gonna cum, gonna cum! fuck, ‘m so sorry, ‘m gonna make a mess.” you warn, voice whiney and laced with arousal.
his grip grows tighter at your words, cock throbbing and his tip an angry shade of red, stomach tensing underneath your cunt as his own orgasm hits hard, making him grit his teeth. “cum for me, sweet girl,” he encourages, accent thick when he speaks. jake admires your pretty face when you cum and the sight along with the feeling of your wet panties dragging against him make his mouth fall open in pleasure, panting heavily into your ear when you fall over him, tits pressed directly onto his chest.
he’s in love with how you twitch during the aftershocks of your intense orgasm, cum seeping through your panties and coating the valley of his stomach, almost like you’re leaving your mark on him.
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kapturkaptur · 4 months
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ding dong ditching an entire civilization
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cinnabombzz · 10 months
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GUYS. GUYS YOU ACTUALLY DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MENTALLY UNWELL I AM RIGHT NOW. I ACTUALLY HATE THIS GAME ARRRGGHHHFHFJGKGPP /j
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skitskatdacat63 · 6 months
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2023 Las Vegas Grand Prix - Qualifiying - Fernando Alonso
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valfeathers · 9 months
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shamelessly redrawing more official mels content to ease my ailing brain post art block
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Kick me like a stray
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art by me :]
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catscidr · 2 months
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im sorry i know i should be writing reqs but i just can’t stop thinking about slightly creepy office au coworker dottore...... im horn
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you have a boring 9-5 job, trying to find joy in the mundane, else you go crazy. waking up to birds chirping outside of your bedroom window, the tasty to-go coffee and breakfast sandwich you always get in the morning, and your coworker greeting your still-sleepy self when you step into the office. always one to gossip, she’d motion for you to hurry up and sit at your cubicle so she can gush about whatever rumor was currently roaming the building. 
“have you seen zandik lately? his temper is worse than usual! think he just got broken up with or something? honestly, i see why his partner would call things off, it seems like he’s always prioritizing work over people...” you take a long sip of your coffee, relishing in the newfound energy that flooded your system. it takes you a minute to process your coworker’s claim. 
“how do you know he was even in a relationship in the first place?” you ask, scoffing in amusement at how fast her brain seemed to work; it was almost impressive, really. “well, he’s handsome, for one. and he’s loaded! i don’t understand how he can afford such a nice car with a salary like ours,” she sulks as she finishes her rambling. you take the opportunity to finish your food, setting your half-empty cup down to start prepping your workspace. 
“inheritance? or he’s crazy good at managing money,” you suggest. just as you thought your coworker was about to drop the topic, she perks up and slams her hand on her desk a tad bit too loudly. “oh! or maybe he works a second job? y’know, the cost of living is getting pretty high, so maybe he has a 5-9 on top of working here!” 
someone shoots her a look that says “it’s still early, lower your voice”, and she grins at them awkwardly before turning to look at you with a smile that rivals someone that just uncovered the cure to a deadly disease. 
you pause your typing, fingertips resting idly on the mechanical keyboard. “why do you care about what he’s up to, anyways? usually you avoid talking about zandik or any of the higher-ups because you know they’ll probably get us in trouble,” you point out, your shoulder getting hit as soon as the words leave your mouth. giggling lightly at how dramatic her reaction was, you turn your attention from your computer to your coworker. you’re met with a petrified expression and uncomfortable body language along with the lack of natural light behind you. 
“and why, pray tell, are we gossiping about my foul mood?” someone says from behind you, though you could recognize its owner anywhere. your blood runs cold— the warmth from your morning coffee having vanished from your body, not a single trace left in the presence of the office’s most intimidating employee (arguably). your coworker flashes him a wide, albeit shaky smile, and shakes her head a bit too quickly for it to be considered normal. 
“n-not gossiping! we’re just concerned for your health! right?” she says your name, nudging your foot from underneath the desk. you don’t have time to decide whether you want to detach yourself from your predicament or to go along with her bullshit because zandik bends down to your level, flashing a smile that doesn’t quite reach his dull eyes as he speaks for you. “then avoid spreading rumors about my personal life, it gives me a headache,” he murmurs quietly.  
you’d catch the unspoken threat in his voice if you weren’t so flustered. he was so close you could smell his cologne— musky sandalwood that made your head spin, losing whatever train of thought you had just seconds ago. “s-sorry,” you’re the one that apologizes since your coworker was frozen in fear, looking more like a deer facing headlights than an office worker. 
zandik’s lips stretch wider, vermillion eyes narrowing at her before flickering over to you. you immediately look away, suddenly now noticing the sheer lack of space between you two. if what you were doing before was unprofessional, then this was beating it by a landslide. although you couldn't help but wish that he bent down to your level more often. though, at the same time, he looked good looking down at you…
he stays like this for a few more uncomfortable seconds before straightening his back and walking away, no words spoken between the three of you. your coworker exhales a breath she had been holding in, and turns to face her desk in silence. 
you're left with a rapidly beating heart and the need to take a bathroom break even though you just clocked in not even ten minutes ago.
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pumakaji64 · 2 months
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Chicos... I think I won the game 😎
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lemongogo · 6 months
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qevillous · 10 months
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parting gift
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enden-k · 9 months
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suddenly im cured
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milounyo44 · 10 months
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Serirei comic I did back in February for Valentines Day!
It didn't age that well -I have a hard time being consistent and writting a comic in general (this has like 20 pages left...I got burned out after 5...may write what's left if anyone's interested lol) but I kinda liked working on it and that's my biggest participation in the mp100 fandom :') Anyways enjoy the cavitie
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