Asexual Dan Fucks is growing on me more and more. he's a constant advocate for the big guy getting laid (it builds up a nice surplus of dopamine and oxytocin, after all) and he knows full well that many people come to his establishment to try to find a hookup, but if you ever ask if he wants to have sex he's like WHAT? ME??? excuse you good sir i am a PROFESSIONAL i would NEVER waste my time on such things
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I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him
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apollo: valentine’s day is a corporate holiday it isn’t even that special
trucy: you were just yelling and blushing for three hours because klavier got you a bear that says “i wuv you bear-y much”
apollo: that’s not fair those emotions were because i’m afflicted with feelings for klavier and NOT because of capitalism induced romance
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it might be because I'm aroace and can't help but project on my favorite little pookie bears 24/7 but like....
not platonic kunidazai, just like, they're dating but they don't have sex, they don't want sex, it's not something that comes up cause they just mutually have their reasons to not want/need it.
and that's not to say they're never intimate with one another, it's just that their intimacy is different. to them, intimacy is taking naps in each others arms, no bandage's, just a blanket and each other's embrace. intimacy is Kunikida washing Dazai's hair while they sit tangled up on the floor of the tub. intimacy is kissing each other so so softly, over scars and marks and phantom pains, over bad memories and pleasant reminders. Intimacy is sharing a cup of coffee in the office. intimacy is mending each other's wounds. intimacy is skin on skin, trusting one another not to hurt, not to take, not to use. Intimacy is talking long into the night, close enough to hear the faintest of whispers, talking about life, their pasts, their fears, their aspirations.
it's all intimacy to them, they don't need sex. one doesn't need it and one doesn't want it ever again, and that's fine, they find their own ways to share that vulnerable space both crave to fill.
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Just because you’re already spooky doesn’t mean you cant get into the spirit of the season!
Werewolf!Phoenix and Vampire!Miles in costumes that i very lovingly made for them
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tbh yes enki being so buggy as a party member that he’s unable or refuses to form a marriage with anyone is funny (we stan a sex repulsed king etc etc), but the fact that he actually is willing to bone on the ritual circle, but only with cahara of all people is even funnier so i’ll take it
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Daily Neuro-Divergent Character #19
Uendo Toneido!
From Ace Attorney!
Uendo canonically has DID!!!
Requested by @suziehearts!
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still thinking about that time when Phoenix said that prosecutors were the opposite of a lawyer. because their job is to put people in jail. phoenix honey prosecutors still fall under the 'lawyer' umbrella
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i KNOW that oda is aware he's drawn some extremely gorgeous ladies since he obviously does that on purpose (though i believe he's unaware of just how beautiful some ladies he's drawn that stray too far from his usual model are), but I'm, like, pretty much convinced he has absolutely no clue he's also drawn some of the most good looking manga dudes out there. I'm sure he has no idea. He puts down lines and then he's like "???? why are people so obsessed with this guy he has barely shown up ever????" while we're all sitting here going heart eyes or whatever. It's been twenty-six years maybe it's time for him to get on with the program. It's like his experience with benn and ace in the very beginning taught him absolutely nothing
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I will say that in any setting with kemonomimis/beastmen/ any ppl w animal characteristics, the concept of animal ear and tail accessories gets weirder. But twst went "but its cute :0" so they just like.... ignored that it could b weird. Theres city wide events were ppl wear bunny ears and tails, and a fox beastman gives fox tail accessories to ppl. Epels traditional outfit his grandma made him has bunny ears and tail too. So maybe everyone is ok with it and finds it cute idk.
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