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cerebrobullet · 1 year

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hgfsgs sharpe every five minutes: "lawford hates me he wants to get rid of me" every officer in the south essex: "no i'm pretty sure he likes you" "he hates me he wants me to die"

Sharpe's Escape Semi-Daily Book Report:

i made this like five minutes into the chapter so we'll start with the meme

lawford trying to teach sharpe a "lesson" and everyone around him just like "lmao good luck buddy"

lawford facing a stubborn sharpe is just "🥺 pls obey my orders". i dont think he could ever use a real punishment against him.

these officers are literally fighting like school children, im gonn cry omg.

sharpe muttering violent curses against an officer and harper literally says "i'm not supposed to hear this" LMAO. god i love them together. i love that sharpe has hijacked harper as like his emotional support sergeant even after losing command of the company.

oh no. i'm not half way through and sharpe has met The Woman of the book which means i gotta put up with their romance bits now UGH

normally u dont want the mc of a book to get shot and hurt in every fight, but i started down this path because of whump and i'm sticking to it. and i know sharpe just got the shit kicked out of him like 2 days ago but i need MORE it's not slowing him down enough!!!

..... making out in a sewer is... So Romantic lmaooo. and no, cornwell, it doesn't make it better because you hung a hat on it!! *wacks him with a rolled up newspaper*

aaaah, love a good reference to sharpe's past traumas :3c. i need to write a claustrophobia fic sometime.....

"i suppose he would be irish. coming... as he does... from ireland." i saw this joke coming and yet it still took me the fuck out.

my fave subplot this book is absolutely the lawford/sharpe "fight". especially now that lawford is all "👉👈 did i make my favorite officer leave me 🥺🥺🥺" the drama of it! it's a soap opera! i love it! they're both pouting over it.

i wasnt having a good time with all the battle descriptions but im having a good time again with all this interpersonal drama.

#sharpesession

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indoraptorgirlwind · 11 months

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ANT-MAN COCO AU PART 5

Cross stood silent for a moment, and when a thought came to his skull, he put Scott's photo on his pocket and destroyed the petal he was going to give Peter.

"You know what Pete? I think you're staying for a while more here, guards!" On a moment, Cross guards came back and grabbed Peter this time.

"No, what are you doing!" Peter yelled, trying to escape

"I can't let you reveal my secret Peter" Cross toyed around on the stairs

"But we're family!" Peter almost cried

"And Scott was my best friend. Sometimes things are not easy Peter. Sometimes we have to seize the moment, i know you understand" he smiled at Peter before the guards took him off and threw him into a huge cenote.

When Peter recovered from the fall, he looked at his hands, they were full bone by now. He sobbed softly by the realization that he would die very soon. He heard a sound behind him, it was Scott. He seemed weaker.

"Scott?" Peter whimpered

"Kid?" Scott raised his head to look up at the poor kid, and stood up

"Oh Scott, you were right! I shouldn't have gonne from home!" Peter stuttered

"Calm down chamaco..." Scott softly said

"And i shouldn't have yelled to them and say i didn't want to be in their stupid ofrenda!" Peter continued

"Hey chamaco, it's okay it's okay..." Scott pulled Peter to his arms, hugging him softly

"I told them that i didn't care" Peter sobbed. Suddenly, Scott winced when his bones glowed.

"Scott?" Peter whined

"She's forgetting me..." Scott whispered

"W-who?" Peter asked

"My daughter... I wish i never left. I wish i could tell her that her father tried to come back. That he loved her..." Scott stood silent for some seconds "my Cassie..."

"Cassie?" Peter asked, and picked the photo he accidentally threw. He put it next to Scott, and when he opened his eyes, he stood confused

"W-where did you get this?" He asked

Peter put his finger on every person to explain

"That's my mama Cassie, my mama Hope and that's..." he stopped when he pointed at the ant-man's chest "you?..."

"W-we're...?" Peter paused

"Family?" Scott continued for him.

They stared at each other, softly smiling at the revelation.

"I always thought i'll see her again at least one day. I would give her a giant hug" Scott smiled, but it quickly fade away "but she's the only one alive who hasn't forgotten me. In the moment she leaves the land of the living..."

"You'll be forgotten..." Peter continued "there won't be anyone who remembers you..."

"That's right" Scott said saddened "you know, when she was little i used to sing her a song. We sang it every night..."

Scott then gently began singing the song

"Remember me"

(the scene cuts to the past, Scott is singing to a little Cassie)

"Though i have to say goodbye"

"Papa!" Cassie giggles

"Remember me

Don't let it make you cry

For even if i'm far away i hold you in my heart

(Cassie joins the song)

I'll sing a secret song to you each night we are apart

Remember me

Though i have to travel far

Remember me

Each time you hear a sad guitar

(Scott slowly approaches to Cassie, closing his eyes. Her little hands holding his face. He smiles softly and slowly opens his eyes to gaze at his precious peanut)

Know that i'm with you the only way that i can be

Until you're in my arms again,

Remember...

(Cut out to present Scott and Peter)

Me..."

"He stole your songs, it's Cross' fault you're forgotten. It's you who the world has to remember! Not Cross!" Peter claimed

"I didn't write it for the world, i wrote it for Cassie. I'm a horrible try of great-great-grandfather" Scott sighed

"Are you kidding me? A while ago i thought i had a murderer as a relative! You're a total upgrade"

Scott just smirked, still sitting on his spot

"I'm proud we're family!" Peter suddenly shouted, and did a grito like Scott teached him hours before. Then suddenly a laugh was heard.

"Im proud to be his family!" Scott shouted. They were snapped back to reality when they realized they were still on the cenote, but Peter heard howlings, and when he looked, from the top, Cosmo appeared...

#Ant-man #Coco au #Peter parker #Scott Lang #Cassie Lang #darren cross

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mariaiscrafting · 3 years

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Technoblade Butcher Army Stream moments that made me feel too many emotions:

Phil calling Techno “old friend” 😢

They stole Phil’s compass! It was meant only to lead him back to his son, and they abused it!!

Techno begging Ghostbur to get as far away as possible, to take his blue and just fucking go because he desperately doesn’t want Ghostbur to get hurt

“Those that treat me with injustice, that hurt my friends? I will repay that injustice a thousand times over!”

“Why are you walking into my home???” The sibling vibes are immaculate with this one

“Are those my gold blocks?!” I am fucking crying

Tommy’s skin looks healthy, again, which means he’s healing!!

The little brother talking way too fast and not making any sense, and the older brother having literally no idea what he’s talking about

“No, my eyes!” “My eyes now, bitch.” Techno & Tommy are adorable, and make me feel too many things

Tommy reminding Techno about how single he is, Tommy walking instead of sprinting just to piss off Techno (they’re brothers, your honor)

“Welcome home, Theseus”

Even more little brother vibes: “holy shit, look at all the redstone right there!” “No no no no no, don’t touch anything, Tommy!”

Ranboo is getting just as irritated by Tommy as Techno; new older brother??

Ranboo and Techno collaborating on the cacti bit just to annoy Tommy and subvert his stupid small talk questions is giving me life

Techno constantly sighing at Tommy’s idiocy and ignoring him, along with Ranboo

“TOMMY, CAN YOU STOP BEING ANNOYING FOR THREE SECONDS?”

Techno and Ranboo constantly teaming up to mock Tommy

“We’re making a sword for Tommy,” in a singsongy voice (he loves his brother, your honor)

Bench brothers! Watching the moon and listening to music discs together!

“The best word I know is ‘friendship.’” “Your answer was so cringe” (they’re also brothers, your honor)

#anyways this stream just really fed my sbi loving heart #im gonn ago cry now #the animatics from this stream are going to be immaculate #so willthe fanart and fanfiction #i cant wait #i love this fandom's artists #mcyt #dream smp #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #ranboo #wilbur soot #ghostbur #random ramblings #mine #sbi #sleepy bois inc

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babysizedfics · 4 years

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🥺🥺🥺 peekaboo anon here aHhhH im gonna cRy 🥺 take all the time u need!!!!! im sososo excited to see what u write!!!!!!!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

anon in the nicest way possible you can’t cry now you gotta save ur tears for when you read the fic...... just sayin /j

I’m so excited for you to read it!! I’m gonn ago back to writing it now :3

#anon #asks

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dirtycreekwater · 6 years

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🔥 the meme squad 🔥

part one

description: sanders sides human!au group chat fic. just a bunch of dorks being gay and memey. part two.

genre: fluff, comedy, maybe angst at some point

ship: platonic/familial LAMP

a/n: a random purple ellipsis indicates an hour or more passing since the last message

tag list: @bloodropsblog

...

Roman: GUYSSJCLXKXD DNXKXLSKXJDIM FYING BDKCKSLZKXKSJD HELDPFBF

Logan: ....Roman, are you having a stroke?

Roman: YESZHDKDLZXL

Logan: Oh, dear.

Roman: I FHCKFKFNCKFLOST ThEMSHXKDKZKFTFUFITBZKDK

Logan: Lost what? Your mind? Dignity?

Virgil: hey guys you ever just space out so much you don’t feel real bc same

Virgil: oh wait Ro’s having a mental breakdown again lets forget i said that

Logan: ....We will be talking about that later, Virgil.

Virgil: ah i love regret

Logan: Ro? Are you still there?

Roman: DJDLSKDJRJDBD

Virgil: yep

Logan: Take a deep breath, and tell us what’s wrong.

Roman: I lost my ducking keys. im locked outYeet me out of existence

Roman: yeah my ducking keys thanks you stupid frwakin iphonne

Virgil: this is why we all need to live together

Roman: Oh right yeah that’s wht Just admit you miss us and wsnna be with is all the time!

Virgil: shut the fuck up and find your keys moron

Patton: Ro silly you have a spare key taped to the top of your doorframe!

Roman: Oh fuc k right I forgot lmso dhfkdldfj

Virgil: are you drunk or something

Roman: lil bit lol

Virgil: fucking idiot

Roman: V youre like really important yo me ya know

Virgil: oh god he’s getting sentimental again guys help

Roman: Nooooo really liiissteeenn listen Linda listen you’re like such a good friend like idk where i’d be wjthout you

Roman: I didbt like you at first but now I love you and???? im gonns cry

Virgil: uh huh. yep. i know. i love you too buddy. are you in your apartment now?

Roman: yep Im on the floor

Virgil: of course lol did you eat?

Roman: Yeppers

Virgil: ok good. you should get some water and go to sleep dude

Roman: I will but i gotta tell Logan I love him first

Roman: Lo i fuckin love you you stupid nerd

Logan: I love you too, Roman.

Roman: no like youre such a good friend

Roman: Patton too

Roman: Wha t the fuck I love and appreviate you guys so much?????

Patton: we love you too kiddo!! now get some rest okay?

Roman: okay i take nap right here

Logan: ...

Logan: Ro, did you stay up until 5am watching Vine compilations again?

Roman: Nooooooo

Roman: ....

Roman: yeeeaahhh

Logan: Of course. Please go to sleep.

Roman: ok dad

Roman: i mean mom

Roman: dadmom

Roman: 😮 like catdog but a parent

Virgil: oh my god Ro seriously go to sleep lmao

Roman: Okay dont miss me too much byyyyyeeee

Logan: Oh, don’t worry we won’t.

Patton: Logan!!!!

Logan: Sorry.

Virgil: dorks

Patton: we’re your dorks!!

Virgil: yep lol

Logan: Alright, I think we all should get some sleep now.

Virgil: WHEN AND HOW THE FUCK DID IT BECOME 12am IT WAS 8 LIKE FIVE MINUTES AGO WHAT IS TIME

Logan: Yep, you definitely need to sleep. Good night, Virgil.

Virgil: wait if i get paranoid can i annoy you

Logan: You know the answer to that is always yes.

Virgil: just checking

Patton: just message the gc if you need someone kiddo i’ll probably be awake too!

Virgil: k thx dad

Virgil: but no wtf guys go to sleep

Patton: i’ll try to! gn guys! ily!!!

Virgil: love u dad

Logan: Good night, dorks.

Virgil: night mom ✌🏻

...

tbc

#sanders sides #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #olisfics

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