#im going to try this asap :c

[musclegoth]

I need to just. try to reconnect to myself i think. i havent done anything to help my mental health in weeks. i need to chill, watch a movie i like, be alone away from people, take myself out and get boba or something

#im going to try this asap :c #i really feel like cryin again tho :') #i want a better life #i want a better life so bad #i feel so trapped

[rinstaro]

Hyrule, wild, twi, time, and sky’s reaction to reader squirting on them for the first time? How would they deal with the reader being super shy after?

ur a genius. i love this ask MWAH let me give you a kiss. i’ve been having a hard time writing but i really like this idea

i played around with formatting here lol, looks weird.

cw: squirting obv, overstim, coochie eating, praise, breeding kink in times, he also calls you pup, fingering, doggy, mating press, reader has a vagina no pronouns

minors do not interact.

hyrule

will be shy himself! he’s in such belief that he did that to you. he made you feel so good you squirted on him. i wouldn’t be surprised if he came right there or even came untouched. and even then, he’s hard again immediately. he'd flush with excitement, asking you over and over how good it felt. it only makes you more embarrassed.

you whimpered his name over and over as the knot in your stomach began to unravel. he groaned into your cunt, lips attached to your clit. you looked down at him, shuddering at the sight of him staring back at you like a starved man. your orgasm hit abruptly, causing your legs to kick out and your cunt to spray all over his face. your boyfriend almost choked at the sudden orgasm that hit him, staring at you wide eyed as his cum pooled onto the sheets. once the both of you caught your breath, you apologized profusely.

"n-no! it was, fuck, it was so hot, sweetheart. c-can we... i wanna try that again.”

wild

oh he’s smug. he’s so proud of himself. he’s always doing things for others but pleasing you was special to him. he stops for a moment to just watch you gush and then goes down to kiss your clit. he'll quiet your embarrassed cries by telling you how pretty you looked.

your chest heaved as you tried to catch your breath. your legs trembled in his hold, his fingertips leaving small bruises on your thighs. he stared down at the spot where you two met. your soaked pussy was still fluttering around him. when wild looked back at your face, you were whimpering in embarrassment, arms hiding your face. he chuckled softly, gently moving your arms out of the way.

"f-fuck babe im sorry-"

"no no, baby, you were so pretty. you think i can make you do that again before i cum?”

twi

an animal. you don’t get a chance to be shy because he doesn’t stop, not even for a second. whether he’s drinking down your cum or fucking you through your orgasm, he needs you to do it again. he needs to taste it, to feel it— he just needs more and will go for as long as he’s allowed.

you hid your face in the pillows, the soft material muffling your wails. twilight wouldn't let up, pounding into you as if he didn't know when he'd get the chance again. he'd been desperate, barely giving you a chance to breathe as he ravaged all of your sensitive spots before manhandling you onto all fours. you felt your orgasm coming, and he could too. "go on 'n cum, you deserve it, doll." you obeyed without a word, sobbing when you squirted all over the sheets. his thrusts never stop, making you squirm to escape his grasp.

"not done yet. i want you to drench me, 'kay darlin'?"

time

a menace! will tease you about it relentlessly both degrading and praising you. immediately goes to make you do it again, watching your face the entire time. he wants to watch your face this time as you cum so hard that you soak him. it because his goal now to make you squirt at least once every time you have sex

your dear husband had you in a mating press, dick stretching your poor cunt as far as it could go. your eyes were crossed as you let out little 'ah-ah-ahs' at his harsh thrusts. time wanted to fuck you full, making sure you had at least 3 loads in you by the time he was done. he wanted you stuffed full with a kid asap. time felt you clenching around him and began to play with your clit, making you feel so good you could cry. you shrieked suddenly, body seizing up as you came. “dirty, dirty pup," he called. you whined, uttering a quiet 'don’t look, please' that made him chuckle and grab your chin. "you squeezed me so hard, felt so good. you're so messy... could you do that again for me, dear?”

sky

lets you ride it out and then asks you what the fuck was that LMAO. like he knows, he's just so surprised that it happened out of no where. he wasn't even trying. but now he's going to have to make you cum like that every time. so he's gonna take his time making you cum on his fingers, his tongue, and his dick. it may take a few nights but he is determined.

your sweet boyfriend had been in between your legs prodding at your g spot with his fingers for what seemed like forever. you'd already cum twice, but this one felt stronger. your moans rose in volume as you finally caved, sensitive cunt gushing all over sky's arm. sky didn’t know where to look. his soaked hand, your trembling legs, or your fucked out face. you just sprayed all over him and you were mortified. you pulled your legs in, turning your head and hiding your face from him. he smiled down at your form. "don't be shy, sweetheart... need you to do that again. on my cock this time. maybe on my face later if you're not too passed out. pretty please? wanna feel your cunt squeeze me like you did my fingers."

#kore.writes #kores.blurbs #link smut #link x reader #link x reader smut #loz x reader smut #loz x reader #loz smut #legend of zelda smut #legend of zelda x reader

[graciegoeskrazy]

about you

george daniel + stepdaughter!reader + charli xcx

warnings: mentions of absent father, weddings lmao, bit of crying, love

a/n: the one you’ve been waiting for. read part 1 if you haven’t already :)

PART 1 (I POSTED THIS IN DEC?! IM SRY)

You Mum and George have been in a whirl of romance these past few weeks. Constantly giggling, smiling, and kissing each other. They were all in. Especially with their new free time with both their tours being over, they both had all the time in the world to live in the newly-fianced bliss and do whatever the hell they wanted. You always made jokes about them since they started dating. Even in the very early days when your hesitancy towards George was still at its peak, you said how you knew they were gonna get married one day. You felt it. And now you’re here. They wanted to get married ASAP. A part of them wanted to go to some courthouse that day and just do it then and there while another part of them wanted an actual wedding with all the bells and whistles. They opted for a nice medium. It went without saying that they wanted you to have a part in the ceremony. You knew that, but you weren't sure what they had in mind. So when you heard the footsteps, whispers, and giggles coming from the pair as they walked up the stairs and to the door of your room, you knew they were up to something, but weren't entirely sure.

You knew they were right outside, but waited till they knocked. Secretly laughing at the hushed whispers and laughs they were letting out. Finally, they both knocked.

“Yes?” You asked.

“It’s Mum and George.” She said. “Can we come in?”

“I’ll allow it.” You said. You knew George rolled his eyes at the phrase.

Once inside your room they slowly made their way to the foot of your bed together, hand in hand, never taking their eyes off of you. They looked like two little kids getting ready to ask their parents for a sleepover. They were filled with anticipation, trying to hide it with smiles. They sat down together and stayed there for a minute. Just smiling at you like two goofy little kids.

You looked at them with confusion. “Can I…help you both?”

“We have some news…”

You sat up. “Are you dying?”

“No.”

Oh shit.

“Are you pregnant?!”

“God, no!” They both said in unison.

You smiled and gave in. “What is it?”

Your mom took a deep breath and George pulled out a small box with a necklace inside that you didn't even realize he was hiding behind him. Your initial was sandwiched between a G and C on the chain. “Maid of honor?” She asked, timidly.

You laid back on your pillows.“I would’ve gotten offended if you didn’t ask.”

They both smiled.

…

You weren't entirely sure how they were gonna plan a wedding by themselves in just 4 months, but to your surprise they did!

All eyes were on you when you walked down the aisle. With you being Maid of Honor and Matty being George’s best man, you both walked down arm in arm together. All eyes were on you both as you walked down. Your mom wanted you to pick out a dress you liked. It was perfect. Very pretty, very mature. You looked like a very prim and proper young woman. So much so that George cried and couldn't take his eyes off you the entire walk down.

You started to walk back up the aisle, turning back towards the group with hesitancy. “Go on,” George whispered. You smiled and went to get your mother.

It was a simple gesture that spoke a million words - giving your mother away at her wedding. Charli brought the idea up and you immediately said yes. Once at the beginning of your trek, you opened the large doors to reveal your mother. She was a vision in white. You gave her your arm she took it. You could tell she full full of emotion, and so was George, but you tried to remain cool and collected the entire day. Even though a very large part of you wanted to jump up and down and tell them to say I do already. You shot her a look and whispered, “You alright?” She took a deep breath and set her sights on the man you were leading her to. “More than alright.” You both smiled at each other.

“Let’s go get your mamma hitched.”

You two walked arm in arm, meeting George at the end of the walk. Once your mom was in position, George went to hug you but you jokingly gave him the ‘I got my eyes on you’ fingers which made him and everyone around you laugh. You gave in though, giving him a huge hug.

You stood right next to your Mom, but George was right in your line of sight. You could only look at him the whole time. This is finally happening. He was going to be your family - your father - and it was about fucking time. The three of you had always been a family. Each one functions differently but they are all special, but you liked to think yours was extra special. The truth was that for a while you couldn't stop thinking about your dad. Your real dad, that is. It had always been a lingering voice in the back of your head, but the more the wedding got closer and closer, the more that voice got louder. He left when you were pretty young. Old enough to remember but young enough to not understand why exactly he left and did the things he did. Even now most of it was still a blur. You don't know much about him except that he is out there, somewhere, relatively close. And it makes your blood boil that he could reach out and contact you but he hasn't, and it's been nearly a decade. Your mom doesn't live an exactly private life, but that’s not what bothers you. It’s the fact that your biological father has a decent seat in your life from the online world and could know what you’re up to, but he doesn't care. Never called, texted, or emailed, not even a letter. But now, at this moment, that same voice that became so loud for such a long time became completely quiet. Not making a peep. And it was because of George.

…

“Now for the vows.”

Your mom read you at least 20 different drafts of her vows. You practically knew it word for word because she tested it out so many times. George however was a different story. You had no clue what he was going to prepare.

Your mom finished up her vows. “I love our family. It’s different, but it’s ours. I love our home and the fact that it doesn't feel the same unless you're there. I love the way you treat my daughter and the fact that you show her how a father should be. I love how you constantly continue to read my mind and make me feel whole. No one knows me as well as you Mr. Daniel.”

Once she ended her vows it was George’s turn. You had no idea what he had planned. A part of you was expecting something classic, while the other part of you expected a big joke or a Shakespeare sonnet or a dance break or something else fucking ridiculous. Whatever it was though, you knew your mom would love it.

We went to a classic list of “I love you”’s, something that would make your mom swoon 100 times over. “I love you. I love everything about you. Your smile, your laugh, I love your daughter as if she were my own.” Damn. “I love the way you talk, act, speak, sing, cook, dream, live. I love you.”

And she was in tears.

…

The reception wasn’t your typical rendezvous. If anything it felt like a nightclub or some kind of afterparty. No speeches, no ceremony, no cheesiness, just music, dancing, and an open bar. You sat at a table with some of the friends you had joined you. It seemed as if your mom never stopped dancing since she walked into the room. Meanwhile, George and all of his and your mom’s friends take turns being the DJ. Eventually, during Matty’s turn, he announced a slow song, and you noticed George whisper something into your mum's ear. Your eyebrows twitched in confusion, but before you could register what was happening your mom nodded and George walked over to you. He smiled and reached out his hand.

“May I have this dance?”

All your friends swooned and you wanted to laugh and throw up.

You took his hand and headed to the floor. Everyone continued what they were doing but a small group that consisted of your mom and your parent’s closest friends gathered around a table and watched as the pair of you. Matty and your Mum made faces but you just flipped them off and laughed as you took George’s hand on the floor.

The music played and he guided you through it all. Eventually, he noticed you zoning out, too lost in your thoughts. He’s noticed it a lot lately but never had the chance to talk to you about it. Maybe now wasn’t the best time but he wanted to make sure you were okay.

“You doing alright?”

You shot up, immediately back to your chipper self. (or at least the front you’ve been using for a while.)

“Mhm! Fine.” You smiled at him - one that he could see right through.

He moved one hand from your back to your face, his own becoming evident with concern. “What’s going on?”

You bit your lip and shook your head. “I can’t cry. People are watching.” You said, voice breaking, and buried your face in his chest.

“Oh, darling,” George said. For a second he thought something was seriously wrong, but he knew you (almost as well as your mom) and knew there was something different going on. He kissed your head and whispered to you. “What’s going on?”

You looked up, teary-eyed. “They’re happy tears. I promise.” You both chuckled.

“Tell me what you’re thinking.” He said,

You couldn’t look at him, but you also didn’t want to look at the small group surrounding your mother either so your options were very limited. After a moment you looked at him. Facing him and telling him the words he’d been wanting to hear for what felt like ages. “I just wish you were my dad.” To you, you didn’t want to scare him. You didn’t want to push him away for fear that he may never come back, so you kept all these feelings inside, not realizing he’s been wanting to hear those words for a very very long time.

He didn’t say anything at first, just smiled. Your face fell back into his chest and prayed to whatever the hell was up there that you didn’t ruin everything. “But I am your dad.”

You tilted your head while it was still on your dad's chest and saw your mom. She winked at you. You turned back and sighed. You finally had your family.

#x daughter!reader #george daniel x daughter!reader #george daniel x you #george daniel x reader #george daniel #charli xcx #the 1975

[jewbeloved]

hi, love your work! can you write for team wendy + stan and kyle comforting their male s/o after he had a nightmare

- vekays

Wendy, Stan, and Kyle comforting their s/o who had a nightmare😨☺️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Note: Im not sure what you mean by 'Team Wendy', so I will just do Wendy alone.

Warnings: nightmares.

Gender: Male

🖤 Wendy Testaburger 📳

Calm down and take some deep breaths.

Wendy would try to calm you down first before you can tell her about the nightmare you just had.

Wendy will try everything she can to reassure you to help you know that it was just a dream and it isn't real. (If you had a nightmare of her breaking up with you or something else).

She will even play relaxing and meditation music to help ease the vibe in the room, if that helps then she will make a playlist of all the relaxing music she can put on there for you <3

If you say that you have a paralysis demon, she doesn't know how to help you on that one. But she will still try to help comfort you.

Wendy is trying, she really is. She doesn't want you to be in discomfort and lose sleep all because of the nightmares you have been having.

Please never hide your problems from her, she wants to be helpful in any way she can! She doesn't want your mental health to be affected :C🖤🖤🖤🖤

💙 Stan Marsh 🧁

He will be right there ASAP.

He is going to be sleeping over at your house until you get over your nightmares. He ain't leaving your side until you feel better. :3

Stan heard that warm milk sometimes helps someone relax before they go back to sleep, so he might get you a glass of warm milk. (If you don't want warm milk, he will get you something else!)

You have a paralyze demon? tell him specifically about what made you have it and he will try and find answers on how to help you cope with it.

Stan doesn't like sleeping with the light on, but he will let it slide. Only for you.

Definitely hugs and kisses. He'll always hold you close to him making sure no paralyze demons touch or harm his s/o.

Will explore different coping mechanisms with you to help you keep calm and manage your nightmares.

"It's okay (Name), it's just a dream. You don't have to worry about anything, your nightmares can't hurt you". Stan gives you backrubs as he pats your head while reassuring you.

Can and will stay up all night to ensure that you are well protected and have a good night sleep. 💙💙💙💙💙

💚 Kyle Broflovski 🍰

He has nightmares sometimes so he can definitely understand the situation you're going through.

He'd also volunteer to sleep with you if that will help you sleep better and feel less frightened by your nightmares.

Like Wendy, Kyle will also play some calming music. Music does help to ease the mood so he would also make a playlist for you as well!

Maybe watching some videos? Plushies? Just name anything that can help you calm down and he will get it for you!

If your nightmares involved one of your phobias, Kyle will try his best to help you cope with that fear so you don't have it again when you sleep at night.

He will cuddle you close to him if that also makes you feel better.

Nightmares are disturbing Kyle's s/o sleep! Be gone nightmares, Kyle wants his s/o to always have a good night rest without you bothering him! >:( 💚💚💚💚💚

Even on summer break, I still feel less motivated sometimes.

#south park x reader #south park #wendy testaburger x reader #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #wendy testaburger #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #nightmare #nightmare comfort #comfort #southpark blog #southpark sp #sp x reader #x reader #southpark x y/n #southpark scenarios #southpark headcanons

[blooming-horticulturalist]

🌿What is wrong with my houseplant? // how to diagnose your houseplant 🌿

　✩ im definitely not a seasoned professional when it comes to houseplants, (i am a professional though) however a lot of basic plant care skills are transferrable, and i wanted to share my process for identifying "the problem" when i see a plant struggling, or my friends & family come to me for help✩

a) first identify the plant. take into account its natural habitat and what the growing conditions would be if it was in the wild. is it a tropical plant? does this plant come from the desert? does this plant usually live in the woods? if youre unsure, then look it up! this will help you get a bearing for what conditions this plant needs in order to survive.

- for instance, a tropical plant would generally need to be watered more often and cant stay dry for long periods of time, due to the natural humidity in that environment. a plant that naturally lives in the woods would likely need dappled or indirect light, due to the plant thriving under the coverage of trees. use logic to clue into the plants needs and research if you aren't sure

b) now that you have an idea of what this plant needs to thrive, compare that to it's current environment. is it getting too much sun? is it too close to the window during the winter and getting cold? is it too humid and keeping the soil too wet? try to match up the environment in your house/building to be as close to its natural environment as possible

c) ok, im pretty sure that its in the right environment, but it's still showing (x) symptom, what now?

i usually go through a mental checklist when diagnosing plants:

water—

- is it being watered enough? feel the soil with your fingers- is the soil bone dry? water it (you can't go wrong watering a bone dry plant, even succulents and cacti).

- is it soaking wet (dripping, pooling water, can be 'wrung out')? how long ago was it watered? a few hours ago, you're probably good. more than a day or two ago— there's a problem. plants need to dry out. check the container its planted in- does it have drainage holes? if not, repot that baby ASAP (and check for root rot)!! does the decorative planter it's sitting in have drainage? — if not you can remedy this by propping the plant up a few inches with a small piece of wood (or honestly anything you can find that's water resistant) so its not sitting in its drained water for days on end.

- is it moist up to a few inches down? it is being watered sufficiently 🌿 check if it needs to be watered when the top few inches are dry and go ahead and soak that baby if it does.

common symptoms of watering issues: drooping leaves/wilt, shriveled up and dropping dry leaves, rotting leaves (for succulents being overwatered especially), yellowing or browning on the edges

light- are the leaves turning a light yellow color? are you noticing leggy growth (where the stem grows long without producing a lot of leaves)? it's not getting enough sun! if its in low light move it to indirect or diffused light, and if you're still having the same issue after some time, move it into a spot where it will get hit by a sunbeam.

are the leaves turning a brown color? do they look burnt? are they getting dry and shriveled up? are they getting dull/dusty? could be too much light, move it to indirect light and see if that fixes it— if not, look for other symptoms.

potting space/ root issues:

DO NOT i repeat DO NOT repot your plants in autumn/winter

check your roots, like physically take the plant out of the pot or flip it over.

are the roots coming out of the bottom? not necessarily a bad thing, if the plant likes being hugged— definitely check for plant specific needs at this point and keep an eye on it. if you notice it dries out unreasonably fast, youre going to want to repot it. (ONLY if its spring/early summer). the plant doesnt have any room to absorb water. find a pot two inches in diameter larger than its current pot and, yk, repot it. plants get overwhelmed if its any larger and it wont have room to spread its roots if its too small. 2 inches is the sweet spot.

are the roots brown? take it out of the pot and smell it, does it smell rotted? most likely root rot. an easy fix— remove the plant, remove the soil, rinse it off, cut off rotted roots, repot it in new soil, and make sure its getting adequate time and drainage to dry out in between watering.

nutrients:

if you've checked for everything else and your plant is still wilting, it could need more nutrients. a really big tell of this is that its not producing new leaves or flowering, its staying stagnant and conserving it's energy. you can easily fix this by getting fertilizer sticks, powder, etc. from the store.

pests and fungi:

this one is the hardest and most complicated to identify.

if it's growing brown spots in the middle of the plant or you notice leaves rotting, there could be a fungus or mold issue. you can try spraying the soil with neem oil or hydrogen peroxide! if that doesnt work you're going to want to take steps to repot it in clean soil. a common cause of this is overwatering and humidity, so make sure youre letting your plant dry out (and even wilt a bit) before watering it again.

if youre noticing bugs, little brown or white spots on the back of leaves or stems, excessive wilting and misshapen leaves, holes/damage that you cant find the cause of, or what looks like little cobwebs (spider mites), you're likely looking at pests. you're going to need a chemical (or natural nonchemical) pesticide treatment. if youre unable to identify the pest on your own i recommend taking a sample or picture to your local nursery and asking someone experienced for help and recommendations! your best option for the time being is neem oil spray, as there's no chance of accidentally pesticide burning your plants.

✩　again houseplants aren't my specialty, and a lot of figuring out any issues a plant is having is trial and error and being observant of symptoms. you cant always identify one issue by one symptom, you have to be patient and see how the plant reacts to changes you make!

if youre a beginner, dont get discouraged!! taking care of plants is a learned skill and it takes time and experience to be able to notice patterns.

good luck :) i hope your prescious plant baby survives! feel free to ask me questions if you need help, but no promises I'll be able to. ✩

🌿

#plants #horticulture #plant tips #bloomy's tips tag #plantblr #plant parent #plant dad #plant info #plant care #horticulturalist #horticulture tips #botany #botanical #cottagecore #cottage aesthetic #plant aesthetic #houseplants #houseplant #houseplant aesthetic

[v-anrouge]

twirling my hair kicking my feet. body worship with rook?? to preface this body worship isn't inherently sexual in my eyes. it's just ahsgauhd you know that "always an angel never a god" audio? he's also the artist, never the muse. always the observer, never the observed. always the hunter, never the quarry. but have you seen him? god, how he wants, so desperately, to be the prey at someone's hands.

perhaps being in the spotlight would terrify him right down to the bone-- and he loves it, the thrill of being petrified, overwhelmed, and consumed by the enormity of his desire.

he'd bare his throat to you should you so ask, and let you do as you please with him. you'd see the muscles strain and pull under his skin like it's the deepest, darkest parts of him trying to break free from the fleshy veneer and reach you. that Adam's Apple bobbing with each shaky breath? take a bite out of it. kiss it, sink your teeth into it, break it, lick it. do whatever you want with him! he'd feel your reverence for him with each second you look upon his pathetic state so whatever it is, just don't ever look away from him. his skin crawls with longing when you shoot him that half-lidded stare. he'd love if you dangle the threat of brutal immolation right above his head, send the fear pumping through his veins, only to end up mumbling praise into his skin. he's so gorgeous when he trembles underneath you, isn't he? he'd agree. do that again!

just.... worshipping his neck. kissing all over it while roughly massaging his windpipe-- just narrowly fulfilling his long-standing desire for it to be ripped out. admire the strain of tendons and the freckles that kiss his skin while he gasps, watching you with eager, verdant eyes. so beautiful, so radiant, so gorgeous. the more you worship and praise the rest of his body with the subtle promise of violent desire behind your lips, the more he goes off into the deep end.

kissing his chest, his shoulders, his arms, his hips, his thighs, his calves-- he wouldn't even able to control himself if you continue! poor boy shakes like a leaf. so unused to being admired that he has to be reminded over and over that you're the one praising his body here, not the other way around. but he can't help it! your lips pressing to his belly call for all the eulogies he can muster in his sorry state, with how they pucker and graze him like an arrow. but he'll promptly shut up if you tell him to, or if you whisper another compliment so low he has to strain to hear it-- and his skin immediately flushes when he does.

hrngrhgh i am not immune to muscular men propaganda. i want to cup his hips so bad and press chaste kisses on them all along the line that disappears into his pants. whisper my affections for him with my mouth against the back of his ear. sit the man on my lap whilst i commit his body to memory because he's so worth it, isn't he? he's not meant to sit on the sidelines forever! someone has to love him and by God i am his strongest soldier. wanna learn everything about anatomy through him, and have him be my muse. grnrrghgh imagine how magnificent his back would look... i doubt half of this is body worship but i need to pen this guy my praise asap. give him some good loving like he's my gorgeous princess. im so insane about him it's not funny WHERE ARE ALL THE FICS OF HIM GETTING PRAISE RAGGGH

- c

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[salfisherslvr]

[On the Countertop]

Larry Johnson x Fem!reader

A/N: i thought of this in the car while waiting for my friends mom to get out of the hair salon… now im writing this in the Walmart parking lot.

warnings: making out, cuss words, and mentions of vaping.

Summary: you’re over at your friends house and decide to get a drink to quench your thirst; but fuck her brother is hot.

(Modern Au, 2022)

Cold air drifted into the room from the cracked window, as you and your friend, Avery passed back a strawberry kiwi flavored vape.

She was practically asleep, watching her phone; scrolling through some tiktoks that made her way to her for you page. She chuckled softly, “Hey look at this” she shoved the phone in your face, making you widen your eyes and grab her wrist to push it back. The video showed a kid running and falling.

You laughed slightly, before turning your attention back to your own phone. You sighed slightly and got up from the bed. “I’m gonna go get something to drink i’ll be back.” You alerted your friend, who nodded as an acknowledgment. You stumbled out of the room, a nic buzz washing over you, a headache coming in.

You rushed down the steps, trying to get back up to the room asap. You looked in the fridge and grabbed a high c, “fuck” you whisper shouted when you dropped it. Bending down to pick it up you heard someone walking behind you. You quickly sat up, “Oh, hey Larry” you breathed as you saw him.

“Nice ass.” He ‘complimented’ your face flushed and you looked away, “thanks.” you two just looked at each other for a moment.

“Soo what’re you doing down here” you asked, hopefully breaking the awkward tension that filled the air. It didn’t. He merely shrugged and leaned on the island in the middle of the kitchen.

“you smell like strawberry kiwi” he stated matter of factly. “I bet i taste the same” you muttered under your breath taking a drink of your high c, hoping he didn’t hear the foul thing that had just came out of your mouth.

you were hoping you didn’t say that yourself- i mean who would say that? you’d barely spoking three sentences to him, and now you were practically hinting at him to kiss you.

who does that?

thoughts started to flood your head, “what if he’s grossed out?” “he literally just complimented your ass.” “thats NOT an invitation to say ‘kiss mee”

you had a crush on Larry for YEARS of course it was unrequited- i mean- he’s wayy out of your league.. like, way. plus he probably has a partner, girls and guys are constantly thirsting over him.. he definitely gets bitches.

you didnt have time to take back the statement because before long your cold lips were engulfed by a pair of warm, soft ones. you quickly realized it was Larry.

You tensed up in shock but shortly after you melted into the kiss, wrapping your arms around his neck as his strong hands felt their way around your body, getting to know it, an introduction if you will.

he lifted you up onto the marble countertop, wriggling his way between your legs like a worm. it was only once you two parted to take a breath did he speak, “you taste like high c and strawberry kiwi, i like it.” then just like that he continued.

this is wrong you thought to yourself, thoughts like these kept repeating in your head while you kissed him, all of those thoughts were completely washed away as he snakily put his arms through the bottom of your shirt, you gasped, allowing him to slip his pierced tongue into your mouth.

you each fought for dominance but, you decided to let him win as he fondled your breast you brought your left hand up to his hair, tangling your hand in his greasy hair, tugging at it slightly.

he groaned in your mouth, the vibrations sparked all throughout your body.

All. Throughout.

it felt as though things were about to get more heated, and they nearly did, but your session was cut short by a loud gasp.

your eyes snapped open, it was avery, larry scrambled away from you, leaning against the island once more as if nothing had happened, “heyy” you muttered.

No, i don’t know why i wrote this.

#larry johnson #sallyface #larry johnson x reader #x reader #fem!reader #larry sally face #larry johnson sally face

[eebie]

Sorry if this is kind of a strange question, I'm sure my wording is weird as it's hard to explain this in words, but would you be open sometime to maybe demonstrating/explaining/(not sure what word honestly) how you go about your doodles? There's this quality that's particularly noticeable in your sketches and less polished work where your grasp of things like movement and main forms and stuff becomes obvious- basically, you're pretty good at comprehending the bigger picture- and as someone who struggles with getting caught up in details to the point where it impedes my ability to draw, I'm curious to see if I can get into your brain a little bit.

sure!! it's very easy to get caught up in all the deets when it comes to drawing, n i totally relate. Sometimes as im drawing, i notice myself slowly drifting into more detail oriented stuff before i even get the main 'picture' of what im tryna draw down, and when i catch myself i have to be like LEAVE IT like i'm a dog trying 2 eat something i shouldnt off of the ground N haul myself back on track. it's very much something you have to unlearn, rushing to get the final thing you're picturing in your mind down on paper ASAP.

there's a metaphor I like to use with the tendency of bein stuck on the details: Imagine someone's carving a statue. Usually it starts off with em carving out a rough shape of one large stone, and only then moving onto the details once everything is sorted. Pretty straightfoward, right? Now, imagine they're trying to carve the same statue, but instead of doing that on one large, coherent piece of stone, working in stages, they immediately go to carve every detail out onto individual pieces which will then be stuck together (like a puzzle) to form the statue at the end. The results will be hella janky, and it will take MUCH more time to achieve something satisfactory, because there was no rough guideline that came before going into detail. you're essentially working backwards.

so i really try to focus on getting that gesture down before Anything else. gotta know where everything goes before you think about detail, and it can feel really awkward at first, it was for me, but it is an incredible help. Look at some of the gesture sketch examples that you can find on google, or even better watch videos of people doing it! For my figure sketching, i start with a single line that represents the spine, (S and C shapes are super important! Use them!) and then two rough shapes to represent the hips and shoulders. then it all branches out from there. You start with the trunk of the tree, then the branches, and then the leaves.

And it doesn't hurt to brush up on your general anatomy as well, cos it does help with knowing where things go. I really recommend watching Sycra, I learned almost everything about drawing anatomy from him ( https://www.youtube.com/user/sycra ) His story's pretty inspiring too, as he started art Very late and still became an incredible artist Hell yeah.

ik its better to actually See this stuff so here's a rough sketch to show my process :

#my asks #beasties #if you want to be looser with anatomy stuff You can also do one line scribbles and then Carve gesture out of those #heyheyyy look its that metaphor again !!! ehehe #nyways. it's a bit less accurate with anatomy and stuff But that's not a bad thing ! BC thats not the focus of doin it Its the movement #i hope this helped at least a little !! #i generally never put these kinda thoughts into words So i hope it's coherent as well LMAO #long post #kind of ? #art help #KIND OF. im not a pro #but I need to remember this shit too LMAO

[violetteheaven]

Okay its 1am im gna answer all of these #imnormal😋

1. Cbmi 17.2 WTF🤬

2. I am 158cm / 5’2 i stopped growing a little after my ed developed so im kind of stuck at the height of little me😭

3. Idk but any weird and off putting doll like character my ed will EAT UP (ironic am i right) like just having a sick and off putting weird scary presence

4. Boy idk

5. To be pure and cleaaaan and to distance myself from what ive been in the past, to not be desired by anyone except bf❤️❤️, to have people care idk

6. Nooo not really the closest is like i chew a TON of sweet and greasy shit i crave but i always spit it out so its kind of a “c/s binge” but obvi its not rlly the same

7. They noticed my behaviors at like bmi 23 and acted like i was dying like okay☠️☠️

8. Ballet class, occasional crosstraining, walking and pacing plus currently doing a two week everyday workout challenge loool for fun

9. Not sm but growing up chubby is like🙄🙄🙄 you know what people think abt ur weight

10. Idk but i used to love baking and i still sometimes do it but cant enjoy what i make that much 🤧 but its not rlly a big thing

11. Idk😭 i follow a ton of disordered ppl on here and twt so its hard to say

12. Idk anything

13. Unhealthy😭 (realizing now that this isnt necessarily a disordered question thing)

14. 35kg but its more of a gw atp, maybe 29-32 kg 🤷

15. No because i dont live alone and my meals are often not my choice, and my nutritionist wont let meeee but ive been planning on maybe going vegetarian asap

16. Probably when i was like 13 idk i dont remember 😭

17. Yes #queenana🔥

18. Anything sweeeeet and anything eaten with my bf bahshsh

19. This fine evening😊

20. The parasite diet!!! Or get worse diet or character ones

21. Usually XS-S, eur 34☹️☹️☹️ sizes in genreal are so triggering

22. 42,6kg rn!

23. Idk but I remember being super fascinated with ed content when I was younger 😭 it was hard to find though

24. eating disorders and mental illness should not be promoted!!! But they should be talked about more and there should be more harm reduction and awareness spread

25. Nooo i tried but got caught RIGHT IN THE ACT bahshsh so no not my thing

26. People looking at me worried and wondering if im okay🙁❤️❤️❤️

27. Depends on the people and the food but i try to be normal i do not want people to pay attention to my illness because i am very very normal looking not sick

28. YES because ive always been insecure abt my thighs and hips because theyre veeeery wide and ugly and i just wanna be thin and idk dolly jack skellington

29. Being creepy❤️

30. Boy im not doing all that

Thanks yall😋

#ed bllog #tw ana shit #ed not ed sheeran #tw ana diary #tw disordered eating #anorex14 #ed disorder #tw ed diet #ed di3t

[evermeant]

carmy thoughts as I watch ep 2 (these will not be coherent I just don’t want to spam)

okay carmy so hot this episode ……

I forgot this was the inspector episode …. This episode absolutely famous

okay I need a shirt for the beef rn I’m gonna order one literally asap

Every moment. Of carmy and Richie banter extents my lifespan okay. Okay

sydney is soooooooo autistic I love her so dearly ….

YOU DROVE IN THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!

I love how carmy is like. Stuck in this weird position of having this goofy little family run business that is held together by duct tape. He wants it to be a real business but he can’t move too fast and it’s just so real

c for carmy :(((

I love you fak….. I love you so much…….

something about Richie and Carmy both desperately trying to impress Mikey and do right by him. “he made everyone think they were his best friend” and. Yeah. Both of them feeling like they were Mikey’s. They have to do this.

“I graduated with a c” FAK I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU

I do really have a lot of feelings about Richie and Mikey’s relationship and how much of that we haven’t seen. Was Richie kept at arm’s length too? I dunno. I wonder if he felt like he was running things even when Mikey was around.

This is such a good Richie ep :(( the call with his daughter makes me want to sob literally every fucking time man. Just the way he softens and he’s trying so hard. He’s really trying :((

I dunno. Do you think Richie and carmy were always fighting for Mikey’s attention and after he’s gone are fighting to be the one to keep his legacy going. Idk idk idk idk!!!!!!!

whenever someone calls him carm. I want to explode. such a cute nickname. I want to call him chicken carm

The desperation in his voice when he tells his sister about how he almost burnt down the apartment. When he says it happens sometimes.

I KNOW TONS OF PEOPLE WHO CRY OUT OF NOWHERE IM FJFNFKFNGKG

carmy just admitting to all these extreme issues very casually over the phone to his sister is just so him… also why was he throwing up all the time someone please get this man in therapy

carmy willing to give up everything he has including his own personal health just to give people something. to make people happy. he will do anything for love and adoration

the fact that Richie sees the note. Throws it down. The feeling of rejection knowing that Mikey was thinking about carmy instead of him even though richie was the one that stayed. It’s fine!!! I’m fine!!!!!

carmy’s obsessive need to be perfect being what leads to the mistake. whatever!!!!! it’s fine!!!!!! I’m fine truly

did I mention he looks so good

#out. #kc watches the bear

[nobully]

new week new chapter

more adventures with dr. wang and slime!qin xian incoming (author says he'll get a human form eventually, but he still needs to eat a bit more to grow up first)

ch. 92: slime!

the banging slime gets wang yi's attention again, and he reconsiders not taking the specimen because he thinks it's better to cut up a sample that can infinitely regenerate than kill multiple innocent ones just to uphold his villain persona

sao ling's like: well if you need it you can take it back, since the mermaid's got plot armor keeping it here and you still need to experiment on something

meanwhile the slime is still calling out that it's hungry but humans can't hear what it's say so lolol good luck qin xian

the slime starts following wang yi's hand across the glass and fascinates both man and cat (sao ling is so cute here ahh)

anyways, wang yi continues his story mission which has him meet the female lead of the novel (a really cute, timid type researcher). she tells him his application for the mermaid dissection has been rejected b/c he's too humanlike and still under observation, and wang yi predictably gets "irate" over the fact.

she suggests he get a scale or something to analyze the DNA and wang yi goes "how could THAT be enough i need blood and flesh at LEAST!!" scaring her in the process lol

anyways after he finishes the bullying schtick he asks her for specimen [X], the slime and she blurts out that it's quite aggressive before going "oops im not supposed to say that b/c they want it experimented on asap"

wang yi goes "it's fine, since i chose to do it then i have to do it well, that's a researcher's duty" and...

...inadvertently inspires the FL with his work ethic? lolol

there are too many nice scientist shots in this chapter watch me screenshot each one helppppppp

so wang yi gets Slime X back and sao ling comments how weird it's so aggressive for just a slime, but wang yi says maybe it's just the clingy type who likes to stick to humans (i can see the bias forming already yiyi)

sao ling's like: you think any of these locked up specimens would ever grow to like their researchers?

wang yi says that makes sense, since the only reason the mermaid ending up liking the FL was because she was the only one who treated him well and saw him as a friend

for a lunatic like him who just takes specimens and cut them apart, he'll be lucky if he's not hated.

he cuts off a piece of Slime X, who feels pain but can't be heard

Slime X was expecting to be fed but realizes this human isn't the one he was waiting for either, and decides he has to do something or else his hunger and etc will be too much, so he decides to attack Wang Yi via the section that was cut off

we end with the slime trying to burrow into Wang Yi's ear and him breaking only a part of it off...?

#canon updates; #ooc #out of crimes; #medical tw #experimentation cw #system records;

[koishua]

Oo! I hope today is treating you well!! I'm ok! Not fully! Its around 102° f / 38 ° c here so I am kinda sad I cannot go outside but I am hoping this week is the end of the heatwave. Oh! Is it ok if I talk to you more? Your really cool!

oml 38 degrees that was us last week but thankfully it rained super hard a day or two ago, so the temperatures have cooled down quite a lot. it was 26°C yesterday and 30 today :') stay cool! the only way i survived 40° once was keeping big bottles half filled with water and freezing them to like, fill up the other half with normal water after it froze 🥴🥴 ice cubes just don't cut it </3 i feel so grateful to where we live bc oml i heard it was 55°C back in homeland and they don't have any means to keep safe other than staying inside or in the shadows :// hopefully like you said the heatwave ends soon 💔💔 and omg of course we can talk more!! no need to hold back haha im always up for a convo (although im getting busier again starting next week bc online classes and other jobs and whatnot, but i will try my best to answer asap! it's not like im addicted to this site oh no def not and it's not like im here 24/7 oh no🏃🏃)

#ii. ( pt ) —! asks

[vadergf]

C!Sapnap is really the only one who truly deserves a happy ending. Of course other characters should get on too but c!Sapnap must get one. He has gave so much love and loyalty to other people but given nothing in return. He has given it his all but the most people return is a pat on the back or fake promises. He has made mistakes but is trying every minute to make amends. C!Sapnap deserves the world but is just a doormat to other characters. C!sapnap must get a happy ending.

I need a c!dteam happy ending asap but firstly I neeeeedd a c!sapnap happy ending like he is so tragic he has always been hurt by the people he cared about again and again and again and he will still stay and im just going to cry if I keep thinking about it.

#HOW DO THREE GUYS (2/3 WHO DONT LOG ONTO THE SERVER AT ALL AND 1 WHO DOESNT STREAM HIS OWN POV) HAVE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING LORE #OF ALL TIME

[hemoanon-advice]

hi uh. ok I need advice going hemoanon or even finidng a safe area to live away from where I am rn if you can help

not using quirk for obvious reasons, but uh. I'm a purple blood. if that wasnt already kinda obvious, hah. also I'm like 7.5 sweeps. I uh. I might have pissed off the clown church by uh. not believing in it. and now they're trying to kill me for being a heretic.

I'm safe for now, but it wont be long before the mob gets here. I had to leave my luaus behind, I've got no chucklevoodoos or anything, and my strife specibus is fucking microphonekind. heading inland asap, but I'm worried that they'll find me. any advice on hiding my blood color?

|| hEy mAn i 100% FEEl you hErE | i lEFt prEtty muCh All oF my liFE BEhinD whEn i wEnt Anon so i hAvE a ton of AdviCE For this ||

|| First tip: no mAttEr whAt AnyonE sAys, thE ExtEnDeD zoDiAC isnt your only option For siGns | so iF your siGn is An Ex.z onE iD EithEr usE A trADitionAlly limE onE | (i wont shArE Any links But thErE ArE lists floAtinG ArounD) | or just | likE | piCk somEtHinG you likE | i pErsonAlly usE thE AlChEmiCull symBol For stEEl ||

|| sEConDly, sinCE thErE ArE pEoplE lookinG For you | *cHaNge YOUR QUIRK* | it AbsolutEly sucks EspECiAlly EArly on But it will *SaVe YOUR LIFe* | DitCh As muCh oF your CurrEnt onE As you physiCally Can unlEss thE spECifiC AspECt is rEAlly GEnEriC *aNd* not CAstE spECiFiC/Common | iD rECommEnD plAyinG oFF onE oF your intErEsts For thE nEw onE it mAkEs it A lot EAsiEr to ADopt thE nEw onE | like minE is A plAy on thE C mAjor scAle cAusE im A musiCiAn ||

|| thrEE | AgAin i know this suCks But iF pEoplE ArE lookinG For you thEn A nAmE ChAnGE is prEtty muCh nECEssAry | im sErious | Full nAmE ChAnGE | it mAkEs you wAy hArDEr to trACk Down ||

|| iD AssumE thE nEw wArDroBE is oBvious But iD Also rECommEnD GEttinG a nEw striFE spECiBus AsAp iF yourE hAvinG trouBlE wEAponisinG yours | AnD iF your EyEs hAvE fillEd in wEAr sunGlAssEs | honEstly EvEn iF thEy ArEnt stArt wEArinG thEm now to gEt in thE hABit ||

|| in my ExpEriEnCE thE bEst ArEAs to hEAD For ArE thE miDDlE oF FuCkinG nowhErE or An ArEA thAts Almost EntirEly lowBlooDs | CAusE pEoplE ArE A lot lEss likEly to snitCh in thosE plACES ||

|| oh Also iF you hAvE A wAy to mAkE it look likE you DiED thEn ABsolutEly Do thAt | im just AssuminG you Dont sinCE yourE on thE run ||

#unreality #|| i hopE this hElps Anon ||

[stateswscarlet]

Wait so according to YOUR beliefs, if a fat person wants to get slim asap then they will go through some natural bridge of incidents which can include exercising even if that person doesn't want to exercise or if a person wants to look like their dream face then a/c to "natural bridge" thing, they will go through those painful surgeries even if they don't want to . I am not trying to be rude just asking because I am confused , all this time I have thought that I can just wake up with my dream body and face and the only "effort" that would require is to fulfill yourself in imagination...

yeah those are my beliefs. idk why yall ask me this stuff over and over again, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT RESONATE WITH IT.

if anyone is even the slightest bit triggered over what me ( a random girl ) says on this app, im sorry you need to go touch grass because it means your beliefs arent even set in stone, ur still relying on validation from me + other ppl to help u manifest and be like “no omg bestie just give urself those fairy wings and ariana grande face in imagination!! itll happen bc were ✨limitless✨”

yall NEED to have your OWN beliefs first and USE AND APPLY THE LAW.

[cookiescr]

Not rlly since the US consulate stated that wrongly issued money is non refundable. But I am tired of this whole process and I want to go on vacation asap. I still have until Tuesday midday to get an online confirmation per email, maybe good fortune is with me and it arrives. If not then im unlucky. Gotta go tomorrow so some new passport pictures and pick up documents 💀

And all this plus my habit of being lazy made me stress all my university deadlines which I urgently need to finish, but brain empty rn

Yeah I heard the same from a colleague who’s from Curaçao, he said like their regular temperature during summer this year war 5°C below average for December, I wonder if the heat maybe arrived later just as at my place the cold. Ngl it kinda would be fun if the global south and global north actually swapped seasons

Traditional art feels always so sacred, like you create something unique. Contrary to digital art you can’t just do an exact replica of it and you have it directly in material form

If you want I can tell you my job anyways or you keep guessing, but it’s not a pilot. Pilots minds are super blank and I’m convinced 80% of them actually don’t have any personality besides the default „I like airplanes and I like fitness“

I am wishing you luck and also manifesting everything goes right! Also wait is the thailand the whole february a vacation or job? or both?? are you taking ur masters or something :0???

I would like to experience snow because snowball fights and snowmen and snow angels and sledding but also extreme cold might just take me out for good tho i do have a lot of jackets that I never get to use anymore since I graduated high school

yeah like you can maybe scan it or take a photo but it won't capture like the specific texture of this or that idk traditional art is fun but also it's hard and sometimes i forget im doing traditional art and I'm trying to zoom in with my fingers

pilots like fitness?? My 2nd guess is like flight attendant but then you mentioned wine and I'm like huh idk anymore lkajskdl

#then i thought like an office job thingy at the company but then you like travel alot so it was either pilot or flight attendant #or a third job that lets you travel alot laskdlka #thanks for the ask #anon #osa