Dragon au val
For the pet one dragon au, val is a kitsune who can grow herbs as the blood of a kitsune can grow a forest adopted by crew. Either by plum searching for herbs to heal peach as freshly escaped weak immune system the poor thing got sick.
Or peach sees val locked up and val is just this adorable looking thing caged and miserable forced to use its blood for herbs and peach frees them and val now chills
Both ways val likes playing tricks on plum its fun.
val being a straight up trickster, and a lil shit is manditory. If the king who owned peach as a dragon could keep her contained, whos to say he didnt have other mythical beasts under his ownership.
Maybe Val and Peach were next to each other in the cages, often talked, were friends, and when peach broke out, she smashed the lock for Val too and ran with her, with the help of the one guard (grey) and her maid/keeper (plum)
They look back and shes there wishing she knew what her breath attack was, maybe it could just straight up destroy the lock, trying to pick it with a claw, plum runs over to her "JUST RIP IT OFF YOURE A DRAGON!" and the lightbulb moment for peach goes off, grabs the whole door and tears it off its hinges without a single issue. Friend aquired, Val gets up on her back and they run like mad to get out.
Peach gets hit with huge ballista bolts on the escape, injured but free, they run, carrying the crew on her back as far as they can go, hitting a forest before she cant go any further, one leg seriously hurt, a tear through her shoulder. Shes in a bad way, but it doesnt bother her, shes free! PLum and Grey desperatly trying to find herbs and Val is watching, assessing, and grants them what they need to make healing salves and things to stop fever or illness settling in. Peach was the only friend Val had in that hell hole, she saved her, and now theyre free, those two are ride or die. The human may brew what they can, meanwhile Val curls up near her dragon friend and waits for her recovery.
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threw some color on a practice page i did of butthead
ive never drawn so many scowls in my life
also lil bonus doodle of beatrice and bertha that i did as a warm-up today
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We're no strangers to loooooove
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy-
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~
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My fandom legacy is going to be "yugi, there are tomatoes on my burger" isn't it
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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
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ARTISTS FOR PALESTINE 🇵🇸 - On the 6th and 9th of March, I'll be doing art requests on stream with other notable artists to raise money for Operation Olive Branch and the PCRF.
I'm incredibly lucky to be counting quite a few big names in the roster, including known Jesus and Odysseus enthusiast @wolfythewitch, the extraordinary fanartist @denimcatfish, and the incredibly talented @troubledminnesotan, as well as Lilypichu from OfflineTV.
You'll be able to watch the streams on the day of the event either on my twitch channel here, or via the links provided by the artists below.
Lilypichu
Cuptoast
Akairosu_
Sevvanto
Wolfythewitch
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
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