#im dead 💀

[headless609]

SP-High School Head Canons

Stan: 

In high school, Stan got worse with Randy and Shelley. Due to that, he has gone through a deeper depression. What’s stopping him from spiraling down  are his mom and his frequent occurrences with a busy Kyle. He is really greasy and has painful acne  however is still quite popular, even joining football. Although his popularity he still dosent achieve Wendy’s heart (RIP :,( ) He has average grades and will often gets C and B. He is still a whale lover and wants to peruse in ocean biology and go to Seattle too. He dosent study much though and believes that a force will guide him too it if that’s what he’s meant to do. Even with his free time though his relationships are strained. Kyle is always busy. Cartman is not funnest to hang around if you have sanity left. Kenny is often working at jobs or with Cartman and Butters. And Butters… is Butters.  Stan tried to stay away from alcohol… but who knows how long that will last. 

Kyle: 

Kyle is still a nerd kid. He is also a try hard. He has practically given up on personal hygiene and has let his acne and hair run wild. He still has anger issues and now that he is striving for a perfect record for colleges, he can’t go and “save South Park from Cartman’s evil schemes” because that meant some blood on Kyle’s knuckles. So he lets his anger out in basketball where his height is an advantage. With all his work, basketball matches, studying, tutoring, and very little sleep. Kyle rarely ever gets to see his friend. Luckily for him, he has a very obsessed friend who is willing to sneak through is window and drag is ass outside. (Also Kyle still gets no bitches lol)

Cartman:

Him and Butters are the only ones who don’t have acne stricken faces. Not only that but Cartman’s hair is not greasy or filled with sticks and dead rats( cough Kenny cough). He is still a dramatic crybaby and still manipulative (AND FAT, OMG I FIND IT SO WEIRD WHEN THEY SLIM HIM DOWN OR SAY HE GREW INTO HIS FAT, HE DIDN’T) He gossips with Butters and Shelley and does skin care masks with them. He also has glasses because of his one brown eye that has gotten worse in sight( he couldn’t get Kenny to give him another eye) He dosent do any sports although has joked about joint the cheer leading team. For education, the teachers have given up on trying to fail Cartman so every year they let him cause they don’t want another year with his fat ass. Speaking of fat ass he is still super insecure and his mental gymnastics are slowing fading. What will happen when Cartman finally faces his demons?

Kenny: 

Although being older and high school, Kenny hasn’t changed much. While yea he uses drugs to ease his pain from all his gruesome deaths he makes sure Karen dosent see any of it. He also still deeply cares for Karen. He tries to get Karen to go to her friends sleepovers as much as possible. He does the same, often crashing Cartman’s house due to his absent dad and neglectful mom doing the deeds. He works hard too, although unlike Kyle, who just helps in a public library, Kenny works for multiple jobs including waiter, janitor, cashier, etc. He hopes to move out with his friends and Karen, out of town. 

#art #south park #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #high school #headcanon #im dead 💀

[swaggypsyduck]

yo neymar sunny innit

#im dead 💀 #marcus rashford #neymar jr

[djmankiewics1996]

not relating to the controversy i just wanted to make this

#homestar runner #im dead 💀

[facebook-stabber]

BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I'M DYING

#NO WAY BRO #BAHAHAHAH #radiohead #muse #coldplay #im dead 💀 #music #spotify #meme

[headfullofpresley]

i had a dream about elvis where he was performing in a classroom (like wtf) and he was wearing the conchos suit and before love me tender he spoke to the audience (A CLASSROOM. IM HOLLERING) but he looked at me and said "this is my friend" and i was like "WTF. FRIEND? 🤨" and then i was angry and then he got angry and then i didn't get a love me tender kiss and i stormed outside and he came outside and we were arguing and then i woke up.

#why is my brain like this #ALSO WHY THE CLASSROOM #im dead 💀 #elvis

[graylikethecolor42]

Welcome back to another episode of “Listening to the Mechanisms on Shuffle keeps Fucking me Up”

Right from cold case (TBI), “But even through the grainy playback of the video feed, it’s clear that whatever Odin did instead messed her head up something awful.​..” right into Elysian Fields (UDAD).

I can’t tell what’s worse: the feels or the audacity

#im dead 💀 #the mechanisms #the mechs #funny #tbi #udad

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

i wonder what myron's name and looks would be like if he were in the bootleg game

They'd call him "Hunter" or something

They wouldn't change much about the way he looks. They might whitewash him, idk XD

#im dead 💀 #ask #poptropica #poptropica bootleg #book of travels #booker's travels #burke's travels #myron van buren #survival island

[emmuffinwrites]

YALL

No one told me there was speeder jousting in the 2003 Clone Wars and I feel so betrayed.

They're jousting with droids and Obi wan is leading it in phase I armor with his robes sticking out and flapping dramatically in the wind and nO ONE TOLD ME!!

They actually have LANCES YALL

WHY IS THIS HILARIOUSNESS NOT SPOKEN OF?? IS IT AT LEAST CANON? I'M MAKING IT CANON!

#2003 clone wars #star wars #the clone wars #sw cw #sw the clone wars #star wars obi wan #obi wan kenobi #2003 obi wan kenobi is unhinged #im dead 💀 #its so funny

[opheliadarc]

I'm home alone, it's 2 am and suddenly electricity flashed. There is no electricity in some devices (just the most important ones) and I don't know what to do. why do these things happen when I'm aloneeeee

#What if some cables are burnt? #im dead 💀 #ugh i hate my life sm #i cant even listen to music or watch tc #i have no wifi #and i cant charge my phone #for fucks sake

[i-eat-cars-and-berriesss]

my brain is sweating soo hard rn

#lol #haha *sweats nervously* #meme #klover said #haha pain #kill my mind #yo im not feeling good rn #im dead 💀 #1:36 am posting #:(

[sollilua]

i did it i.......... i finished the last lab report....... 🫠💃

#im dead 💀 #i hope the teacher + supervisors will accept it. i told them i was going to take a while because of mental health stuff #aka not having the energy to hold a pen #anyways i feel so much better now #after they read (if they approve it) I'll only need to write a summary of it #anyways AAAAAA

[silvercrowned]

//I spit ice cream out my nose from laughing, thanks

#dash commentary #IM DEAD 💀

[swaggypsyduck]

commentator 1: look at luka modrić go. so energetic at 37 years of age

commentator 2: yes 37 and nobody's told him yet.

#im dead 💀 #luka modrić #real madrid

[sapphos-tooth]

the statue of principal bump 😭

#tv tag #im dead 💀

[stellaclaw]

boiling hot take but i literally dont give a fuck that mapleshade let the clan believe her kits were birchfaces. her clanmates can be mad but exiling a queen and her kits is fucking deranged i dont care what lie she told. “she deserved what she got” her kids deserved to die because their mom fibbed??😭 her kids deserved to die because their mom did crimes LATER???😭😭 “um but she chose to cross the river” if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around.

#stellatalks #warrior cats #mapleshade #if i was just physcally assault and kicked out of my home on threat of being mauled i would simply make perfect choices #like ‘deserved what she got’ v much implies her kids deserved to die. since ‘what she got’ was mourning dead children #‘so you think murder is okay’ DID NOT SAY THAT. I SIMPLY DO NOT THINK LYING IS WORTHY OF BEING EXILED AND HAVING UR CHILDREN DIE #im not even a mapleshade fan i actually prefer freckle💀 i just think the fandom is SO weird about her in particular

[kkyaka]

Aye what???

#im dead 💀 #🥝.rambles