“Sincerest blessings upon the Almighty Mother of All Badasses, Doo Lee,
I sincerely regret to inform you that I have developed romantic feelings for you. Do you return said feelings?
Sincerely,
Y/N
[You are approached by Doo Lee himself. He poses dramatically, extending an arm out to hand you the letter. He says nothing, only smirking, and you smile back before taking the clearly cheap looking envelope. Opening it, you read...]
Dear my esteemed subject,
Your worshipping of me is particularly notable amongst all my puny followers. In fact, you are much higher ranked than any, and for that I have indeed noticed you.
This means my feelings are much similar to yours! I have been developing feelings for the longest while ever since I saw your devotion to me, but knew better than to ask first. After all, your last test was for you to make the first move so I could confirm you sincerely love me.
Congratulations. I officially return your feelings.
Your king,
Doo Lee
[When you look up, Doo has placed a rose between his teeth and winks at you.]