#im a simp too okay

[blackkatdraws2]

Whenever Stanley closes his eyes, he can feel the older man's aura surrounding him. [Blank Scripts AU]

#im literally about to pass out #i made this while im about to fall asleep #im not very coherent #my apologies if the description or the meaning of the image doesnt translate very well #i was originally planning on doing more panels but i got tired and shortened it #damn it #but basically this is just The Narrator (Black) emitting his energy out (aura) #it feels really cold #like an ocean of ice #that black mass is NOT the narrator's (Black's) true form #that black mass is like a physical manifestation of what the Narrator's (Black's) aura looks like #(in Stanley's imagination at least) #but Stanley is too much of a simp to care about all that #hug wife... wife very cold but thats okay. hug wife #maybe hug will warm wife up #tsp blank scripts au #tsp au #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #stanley x narrator #narrator x stanley #stanarator #stannarator #stanarrator

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Imagine having escaped League for months only to be drawn back in by some gay artistic twink and his toxic relationship with his serial killer boyfriend.... couldn't be me :')

#hwei league of legends #lukai hwei #hwei lol #jhinhwei #khada jhin #whats worse is i started as an adc main (Jinx for life) the slowly transitioned to a mage main (Neeko and Taliyah for life) and now #now im just a Hwei main :') #hes so fun too goddamnit riot right as the whole vanguard bullshit drops too #i was so close to escaping :') #okay thats a lie im a massive Jinx and Neeko simp id never escape but i hadnt played at least #also yes i have played Jhin as well so i suppose ive just come full circle #also also my first win on Hwei i had a Jhin on my team. coincidence? i think not bitches canon #....yeah imma stop now

[freakbullet]

reading the tags on my art like

#its okay. im making me simp too #freak speak

[sungrave]

Alright just before i pass out cuz i just finished A court of frost and starlight foe like the third time and i just feel like Tamlin deserves more but thats not what i want to talk about right now but the part where Rhys botches about the wings and says i never heard an apology because hear me out, Tamlin might never apologize because

1. He is loyal af. He probably thinks he made big mistake, no forgiveness, he betrayed his friend, he broke faith and his loyalty is a joke

2. He thinks and im gonna kill die on that hill, that he should have been able to protect them or to save them or just done more . And because he failed, he deserves no forgiveness

He doesn't ask for forgiveness or apologizes because he is convinced he was and still is at fault and he deserves the hate and the suffering for what wasnt even probably his fault (because let's be honest it's pretty obvious his father and brothers were horrible and it was entirely completely on them)

#pro tamlin #never would have thought i use this tag but here we are i guess #late night ramblings #acotar #acofas #sjm #Tamlin #someone flippin help that man #he clearly needs to work through some stuff #wayyyyyyy before the feyre incident #im not simping (too hard) but he was done dirty #baby boy baby get it together #also im too lazy to go back to the post but Lucien ma guyyy #u need to tell himmmmm it's okay he is not gonna whoop your ass but #he needs a reality check from a FRIEND #anywaysssssssssssss...... #sorry for typos of there is any #im running on like - looks at a hand drawn sharpie watch on my wrist - about two winks of sleep i think

[hassianlovebot]

i know the rare and epic bugs are supposed to be yknow,, rare and epic so it wouldn't make sense if they spawned all the time. that being said, it's bad enough that the game has time limits on certain bugs, adding super low spawn rates just makes it worse. imo players should never feel like they have to spend hours playing to catch one bug

#fishing is easier imo just because you can do the little bait and pull trick #so you dont waste as much time catching every single fish #but the bugs spawns are just Bad #i understand devs wanting to encourage players to play More like i get it #but players should never feel forced to do so because of annoying game mechanics #again its one of those quality of life things #plenty of games have low spawn rates for certain things #but when palia is mixing low spawn rates with time gates and location locks its just... dude..... #*game criticism #and listen im not saying that these bugs should be popping up everywhere #i like that there are different spawn rates #but rn the balance is bad imo #i feel like if players are rage quitting and going online to desperately ask for help catching a Rare bug.. maybe you should reconsider #like not even epic ones.. i see people complain about the duskwing butterfly too and that one is just uncommon!! #low spawn rates is fine but when you also have specific areas and time spawns.. those spawn rates should be a little higher imo #its bad if only one specific rare bug spawns in its allotted time frame and it doesnt respawn if it goes away #that means literally only one person on a server can catch certain bugs #thats bad game design devs i feel like im going crazy #okay im done ranting now back to simping for tish

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

so someone asked for gl on a 10 spin and i told them biondina

#dislyte #sorry amber #it was destined okay #im a toland simp gotta hate on all the ambers LMAO #THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IVE CURSED SOMEONE WITH BIONDINA TOO #except that time somebody told me i was the devil #for saying i was prophetic lmao

[teabutmakeitazure]

chrollo has the ego and confidence of a much taller man, 5'10 and acting like this...i wear 6 inch heels and its over for him

I'm 5 8 so if i get on my tip toes I could out-height him. He should be thankful he's built with bricks instead of skin because if I get my hands on a pair of heels he's getting stabbed with the heel while being repeatedly called short. 5 10 isn't short but Chrollo is

#i dont own heels (surprisingly) #okay not surprisingly. mother never let me wear them because im too tall by beauty standards and according to that no one will marry me if- #-im too tall #alas here we are simping for criminals and mentally ill men #ask #anon #zuri lore ig

[2nobwaffles]

hoyo.

#snobrambles #YOU #RRRRKRNOKJSNJKOANJKOANJKAONKAJOAN #YOU CANNOT #DO THIS TOME #IM TURING TO BE SANE #IM AT MY GRANMAS #I CANT BE SEEN SIMPING FOR FICITONAL CHARACTERS #HWAT THE EHDK #wtf #WTF. #im not okay about this i need to kick wriothesley and be hit on the head with a bat by stelle #im so sorry #hi so sorry #im sno-*gunshto* #himeko HIMEKO #WHAT #shaking a nearby person by the shoulders #YOUENJHKDNJKHDNKKHSNHKDLN #im being fed too much #i gonna die #goodbye now im sorry to anyone who saw this #THEY LOOK SO SOCOOL WTF #do not pose like thst iw will bark #no i wont #i will not bark #i would never bark or simp or do sometjign so down abd and simp like BARKA KDBKBAKRBKBAAKBBRBKSKBkrBARKBRK #grass is not enough i need to be hit in the face with a frying pan and then be sent flying to the sun #you would call that a flying pan #ok im done now

[hartmannyoukaigirl]

My simping has gotten me to places i wouldnt go to with a gun

#oh so bc ramadan is over i immediately go to the dark . webs of blorbo 💀💀 so unhalal #i literally stayed strong for two (2) days after i stopped fasting then went okay i want to see blorbo get obliterated i think #i LITERALLY. WAS JUST ON TWT & INTERNALLY MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE ELSE 4 THAT like wowww u rlly cant stay strong?? #i really hate that ship too like fr fr fr /gen but they are the ONLY ones to draw blorbo correctly. anyways id like to formally apologise to #eren he fr did not deserve any of that 💀 so disrespectful to him & his character. im like a degenerate 4chan incel who doesnt care abt his #waifu's character or personality just bc he simps for her #whats worse is that today i woke up with my correcter interpretation and the same thinfs just with a bit more in character AS IF THAT #MATTERS .

[steriotypicaloutlaw]

Oh Karl, I can't stop thinking about how utterly fucking SEXY he'd be in lingerie...

Those scars, those eyes, his skin caged in silky, lacey, pretty things...

*sigh* gods I need to draw him in pretty things more often..

#boys in lingerie #karl heisenberg #resident evil #resident evil village #re8 #resident evil 8 #re8village #simp for karl heisenberg #daddy heisenberg #karl heisenberg is just hot okay #resident evil karl heisenberg #re8 karl heisenberg #karlheisenberg #im hella gay and hella simping #hell yeah i want the dirty sexy swamp rat #im too gay for this #definitely gay #karl heisenberg can get it #karl heisenberg in lingerie #karl heisenberg in a crop top #karl heisenberg in short shorts #karl heisenberg in a bikini #hes mad sexy

[honey-milk-depresso]

You definitely have Trey’s tumblr and reblog every single one of his posts-

PLEASE NO THERE IS A BLOG BY @/daily-trey DONT TELL THEM THAT-

#(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ceru ♥ #BECAUSE- YOU KNOW #SHUSHHDKAKNDNFKF #THEY HIT 1K AND IM VERY HAPPY TOO #I MEAN NOT BECAUSE IM A T*EY SIMP THATS NOT A REASON AT ALL BUT LIKE #LOVE THEIR FUNNY ART OKAY SHISHAHSJJDJSJDJF #SHUSH SUSUALWJFKKF #honey.txt #honeymilkdepresso.exe #one day- please guys- set up a Roger barel ask blog

[separatist-apologist]

I'm not trying to start a fight but why don't you ship gwynriel?

I've mentioned this before- I feel like I'm a default Gwynriel? Like I support them wholeheartedly and I get what people see in them. For me, and only me (not a blanket statement or a judgement against my multishipping pals), I don't like Azriel and so why would I ship him with someone? I understand his appeal (in theory, anyway) but I don't like him.

I get accused constantly of being a gwynriel that hates elain which is so wild to me because I am a #1 foam finger elain stan and a purely elucien shipper and if you go through my blog, you'll find very little gwynriel. Every once in a while there's a piece of art that makes me go OH WOW look at his jawline but for the most part the vibes are just off for me (for Az. I liked Gwyn in ACOSF and you know I'm a bisexual simp for all gingers).

there are more of us than people think that are in a similar boat. its perfectly fine but not for us.

#have to be careful what i say because if i get too in the weeds about my dislike for azriel #it triggers askbox nonsense #i just really like elucien okay? #not all of us love the tortured darkhaired dude #ive been luciens number one simp since he told feyre her hair was like burnished gold #like oh thats my man #and im gonna stick beside him

[chocoenvy]

After rereading some of ur works I wonder how would Mari from the council of gods au world react to visiting the god in the darling x tsaritsa x reader world... I can think of it going like

Mari: Ok we're gonna be visiting an old friend that i have not talked to in some time

Imp: Why?

Mari: It would be nice for u to know the other gods as well

Arte/ Imp: Ok

Mari: but sweetheart you might want to stay here

Puppet: but why?

Mari: Well uuuuhhmmm..... their... uuuhhhh.....

Arte: R rated?

Mari: Yes! whatever that is

Puppet: …oh, ok

*teleports to the other world*

Mari: Morgana there's someone I'd like yo to mee-

Darling flirting with the tsaritsa: Mari your here? i though you were kidding when u said u were coming

Mari: Now i remember why i stopped talking to you and you know what we already finished what we cam here

Arte and Imp: *summons phone* hey Siri how to get amnesia successfully

-porcelain anon

im a bitch for this series oh my god, i highkey forgot about it but i love it

ALSO NAMING DARLING MORGANA???????????? HELLO??????????

Arte is like "hell yeah you got good tastes." bc tsaritsa simps (or arte could be a tartaglia simp, depends on what you're most into)

I'm still frothing at the mouth at the name morgana- I'm gonna call them Darling still so I don't go full gay panic

MORGANA AND MARI BEING RELATED OR SMTH OR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS SHUT UP IDK AND CALLING EACH OTHER MARI AND MORI OH MY GOD-

and then mari sees reader and is like "the fuck is that"

"We found them on the side of the road :)"

So.... since Imp and Arte were also isekai'd do you think they'd be like "we like this thing." and befriend reader

I think Arte would vibe more with Darling and Mari while Imp would vibe with the Puppet and reader. Also Emi (soft au) would probably vibe with them.

I'm thinkin aloud rn but I think Emi would be kinda outcasted cause they vibe more with Imp and the puppet and the reader, but they don't necessarily feel connected. Cause it's like the popular kid trying to befriend the quiet kid. It can work out but it's hella awkward.

anyways I'll get back on topic

Darling is fucking insane, we been knew, that's probably why Mari stopped associating with them. Darling and Mari are the oldest, all of the other iterations have had something disasterous happen to them, killing them and rebirthing them into another world. Meanwhile, Mari and Darling have never had anything like that happen to them.

Mari, though, remained sane, surprisingly. Perhaps it was because of the puppet they didn't go insane, or perhaps the puppet was the result of cutting ties with Darling. Because Darling is batshit and toxic as fuck. Mari cut them off when they realized this, but still found it important to inform them of the current state of the other gods.

After all, upsetting Darling is never a good idea.

At this point im just making all these readers ocs-

But Darling is absolutely interested in everyone, but Imp is fucking horrified of them. Due to them being from imposter au, they do not have a good correlation to a big powerful and mean god.

Imp absolutely hates Darling. Hides behind whoever they can and look at them with big watery eyes as though any second their gonna jump out at them. Which, knowing Darling, they probably would.

And Darling finds this hilarious. However due to the fact that Imp and the puppet (who had a similar experience to Imp) were fast friends, Mari started to see Imp as a child of theirs (even more than they already did)

So basically Mari and Mori be fightingngngngg

and if i make Tsaritsa jealous of all the attention Darling is giving them? What then? jealous tsaritsa feeds my soul <3

now what if i were to shove piece of shit (vampire) reader into this? Piece of shit reader that befriends Emi Arte and the puppet to try and get out of the cage Darling has trapped them in.

Piece of shit reader seeing how vulnerable and scared Imp is and not giving a shit, threatening them and blaming the fact that they got out on Imp and/or the others.

Anything they can do to get out of trouble and get the hell out of Darling's and the Tsaritsa's grasp.

And Mari realizes there's no saving them. Those mfs crazy man

this makes no sense i'm sorry for going off again, this au just makes my brain rot at speeds unprecedented and I HAVE to write it down bc it's just so fun

#choco.asks #i really need to stop going off on such long tangents sakdfjlasdkfj #this au just fucking scratches my brain in such a nice way i can't stop myself from writing about it dkdjsalrkj #there's so much DRAMA too!! mari and darling breaking it apart once and for all even though they've known each other so long #arte seeing their beloved tsaritsa act out in ways they never thought seeing how far people will go for an all powerful god #understanding that they must rule carefully or they'll become just like them #im just a bitch for found families man #and then reader and emi and arte and imp all being from earth #memeing the fuck out of everything #DEEZ NUTZ JOKES GALORE OH MY GOD #which genshin player are you? Arte: the simp Emi: the teapot main Imp: the collector Reader: the addict #are they turning into ocs? yes. am i upset about it? yes. #save me from my own hell #i love how i completely forgot about council of gods and i got a singular ask about it and all of a sudden im writing a 20 page essay on it #it just reminds me of my story and ocs okay? found families my dude <33 THIS IS SO NICHE IM GONNA SHUT UP SKDAJFLASDJ

[leminuzuka]

I STG obey me git me smiling wayy too hard recently,,,,,,,, I have not been flustered like THIS in a hot minute

#im no lucifer simp.... but... #.... okay then mammon. but LEVI LEVIIIIIIIIIII #levi wont leave me alone (_' _) #satan just kinda there but lookin good #and then asmo oh my asmo #but beel is adorabke and BELPGIE BELPHIE #HES SO <33333333333333333333 #and im not one for demons :^ #BUT #we still have simeon #i fell in love the second i saw his most recent pic on devilgram #hes so...... how can i even put it #and then barb is cute too #dia wasnt really is . yeah look. WASNT . hm thats changed he is #and solomon alr ig never payed attention to him :^^^ #and our wittle chihuahua <3 luke #obey me.rants #kya.rants

[lxckheart]

Genesis: His titties

Tifa with out a second thought: Yeah but consider---

#[ dash commentary / overlooking the city landscapes ] #one like a day on this post saves one simping night im so sorry #also i love genesis too will simp for him and the ff men but like #TIFA GOT THEM GIRLIES AND SHES NOT AFRAID TO SHOW THEM OFF OKAY ITS A WAR NOW

[hartmannyoukaigirl]

It. definitely is a choice when ( typically ) artists decide to draw a female character with a huge chest and make it an integral part of her character and also write about the sexual harassment she had and even joke about it. like it sure!! must've been important to clarify that old men stared at her chest when she was a highschooler and how much she disliked it. That. Definitely improves the story.

#okay to mention who im vagueing ive been getting the live streams of yusuke murata drawinf reccommeded to me on yt so i #was watching them!! and i was like wow his art style is literally amazing. beautiful even. gorgous. but also he is a degenerate simp #and obv has a thing for the two sisters in 0ne punch man #and i dont go here but classic sister duo with a 'loli' sister and a 'mature' one is :/// and then he draws both rlly sexualized and then i #read the wiki for their characters an d bruh #hes not the writer of the story ans apparently theres even discourse that he made her TOO pretty and mmmmm #i mean his art is actual inspiration but dude's down bad. it'd be fine if he wasnt gross about it and fantasized abt the old men harassing #his characters