#YOU CANNOT

[moonlightmagical]

you simply can’t take a similar mechanic from the horror season and apply it to my silly little high school parody and expect me not to be terrified

#brennan you can’t do this to me #you cannot #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #dimension 20 #fh #fhjy #d20 #neverafter spoilers #i guess???????

[eightpackdiaz]

#like they all have SOMETHING in common #quickly tell me im wrong #YOU CANNOT #911 abc #911 #buddie #eddie diaz

[anqelbean]

*Xianle Trio entering the Ju Yang temple in the first book*

Mu Qing, extremely excited to see dianxia again and catch up to what's been happening to them these past 7 centuries (and trying to hide it): So, you're probably wondering about why the temple is named after Nan Yang's huge dick—

#fengqing #mu qing #xie lian #feng xin #xianle trio #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS ISN'T WHY MU QING STARTED WAXING POETRY ABOUT FENG XIN'S DICK #YOU CANNOT #eva.txt

[barnbridges]

if I were Charles I'd frankly shoot myself if the guy I liked the whole time told me he likes me back and then brought up that my redacted redacted redacted also is in love with me like how are they real

#the secret history #charles macaulay #richard papen #francis abernathy #THESE SCENES GO TOGETHER #DON'T FORGET #YOU CANNOT #READ THEM AS SEPARATE #RICHARD FR SAID #I LOVE YOU BACK. DID YOU GUESS FRANCIS ALSO LOVES YOU???

[knox-knocks]

*rewatching the bones episode where two twin boys are buried alive and one sacrifices himself so the other can breathe for a little longer* don’t think about andrew and aaron don’t think about andrew and aaron don’t think—

#aftg #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #twinyards #you CANNOT TELL ME that andrew wouldn’t sacrifice himself so aaron could breathe a little longer #you cannot

[mechanicalinfection]

So I tried drawing on paper

#art #fnaf #fnaf 3 #springtrap #the bunny #the they #they're the they ever #he uses he/they pronouns tell me im wrong #you cannot #i love him OKAY???? #he's just a silly bunny #dragging him down in hell but he's my blorbo anyways #he can do no wrong #proceeds to me punching and kicking the ever living shit out of this guy. #i can ramble about how much i love this silly goofy just by his design alone #i gotta love how the autism gets to you

[musicalchaos07]

Now listen I know we don’t have scripts for this scene but I also know that the script says “Nancy’s breath catches”

#inspired by the Jopper/Lumax/Byler set #the duffers actually only know how to write one love story but in multiple fonts #like look at this scene and tell me I'm wrong #you cannot #they're endgame your honor #She said is that my baby in a pizza van? #stranger things #jancy #nancy wheeler #jancy endgame

[allo-frouto]

hardcore horny🤤

The only way to be horny.

#<3 #change my mind #oops #you cannot #hihihi

[moonsnqil]

if you've never worked in a cafe before and you're writing a coffee shop fic i need you to please understand that starbucks is literally the only coffee shop that makes a caramel macchiato like im begging you not to say the character works in a fancy cafe and then have them make a sbux caramel macchiato bc it's not a thing in the real coffee world

#ive been a barista for 4 years #im a coffee snob and i will be mean about it (like actually tho ive argued irl over this) #a standard macchiato is two parts espresso one part milk and its 3ish ounces there is no caramel or vanilla involved #dont even get me started on cappuccinos #if youre writing about a specialty coffee shop a standard cappuccino is 6 ounces #“can i get a large cappuccino?” #NO #YOU CANNOT

[crystalmethsthings]

the twinyards…… are…… liv and maddie

#you cannot- #YOU CANNOT #YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT HOLDEN ISNT NEIL #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #tfc #neil josten #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the raven king #andreil #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg trilogy #the king's men #tkm #trk #incorrect aftg #aaron minyard #twinyards #liv and maddie

[leconcombrerit]

Chatting with colleagues yesterday : Haha I don't mind the walk actually, as long as I don't meet wild boars, no it only happened to me like, two times in years and they never had piglets so it's fine but the noise they make it etched in my nightmares dude

Walking to the bus at the crack of dawn this morning : w h a t in the growling hellspawn f u c k

#Let me tell you one thing : #you cannot #as in *cannot* #mistake that sound for anything else #and you cannot #mistake a surprised boar on a stroll #and a mommy boar out for your guts if you DARE come close #is the field vast? Yes #am I risking it for three hours of work? #I'd like to live thanks

[clinically-not-straight]

I'm so happy my partner has vowed to never make me open ornages n shit for her.

#fucking hate tiktok #if you make your partner doa. test then I think you should test if you can breathe underwater #you cannot #but you should test it

[2nobwaffles]

hoyo.

#snobrambles #YOU #RRRRKRNOKJSNJKOANJKOANJKAONKAJOAN #YOU CANNOT #DO THIS TOME #IM TURING TO BE SANE #IM AT MY GRANMAS #I CANT BE SEEN SIMPING FOR FICITONAL CHARACTERS #HWAT THE EHDK #wtf #WTF. #im not okay about this i need to kick wriothesley and be hit on the head with a bat by stelle #im so sorry #hi so sorry #im sno-*gunshto* #himeko HIMEKO #WHAT #shaking a nearby person by the shoulders #YOUENJHKDNJKHDNKKHSNHKDLN #im being fed too much #i gonna die #goodbye now im sorry to anyone who saw this #THEY LOOK SO SOCOOL WTF #do not pose like thst iw will bark #no i wont #i will not bark #i would never bark or simp or do sometjign so down abd and simp like BARKA KDBKBAKRBKBAAKBBRBKSKBkrBARKBRK #grass is not enough i need to be hit in the face with a frying pan and then be sent flying to the sun #you would call that a flying pan #ok im done now

[masochisticmumblings]

cheese with lumpia is a monstrosity.

i said what i said and i stand by it.

#I have been helping make lumpia since I was a wee little bean #you cannot #no #no no #what the fuck #anyways #lumpia #personal

[borkthemork]

I am going to have the biggest breakdown over this book.

#amphibia #you cannot #tell me this #that anne will write thai recipes #in MARCY'S JOURNAL #without expecting me to go insane

[llitchilitchi]

the trope where trixtin gets fridged to create drama in sbi family dynamic. i hate hate hate hate that one.

passerine shaped a whole generation of fic writers

#asks #tropes discourse tag #YOU CANT TELL ME ITS NOT PASSERINES FAULT #YOU CANNOT