#im a boring motherfucker

[neutralparent]

why cant i come up with ideas. i cant think of where to take a trip to next summer. hell i cant even come up with cool things to go do in my area.

#im a boring motherfucker #nah i just get planning anxiety #be gentle to yourself

[drowsystarlight]

Getting some sun ⭐️

#soul eater #blackstar #death the kid #deathstar #kidstar #neeks draws #listen . listen to me #i want nothing else to do but draw these motherfuckers #and i have *checks* barely two days of break left #do you understand #before college ruins my life once again im gonna keep drawing WHAT I WANT #sidenote: its flipped bc i found it boring #like in its original orientation #LOL

[callmehere-iwillappear]

sooooo tomorrow (september 15) marks one year exactly since i started writing cmh SO i decided to do a dtiys to celebrate (that + 200 followers on here)! i have never done one of these before and i have no idea what i'm doing <3

no deadline no rules just go ham (jk there are a FEW rules)

you can draw OR write something for this whichever you prefer

you can totally change up the pose etc

just in case this reaches outside the circle of people who have actually read cmh i should also give context that Leo Is A Ghost

@ me in the post and use the tag #cmhdtiys i wanna see

uhhhhhh yeah that's it. have fun and thanks for sticking with me for a full year. goddamn that's wild

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise leo #rise donnie #my art #dtiys #cmhdtiys #nobody @ me for the boring background i ran out of spoons LMAO #also straight up Could Not think of a premise for this motherfucker for the longest time #ppl in the discord will attest :pensive: #ty dandy for this suggestion LMOAJFLKD;ALKFJDSLA #god what else. again i cannot stress enough ive never done one of these before #hopefully thats it ?????? idk man i just work here #debated on whether or not to put the Leo Is A Ghost thing but like #if im putting this in the main tags. i probably should right ?? #idk if ppl Will do it that havent read or even heard of cmh but like. just in case etc

[bloodcoveredgf]

in my prophet era

#i had a man (my moms doctor) hold my hand and pray for me to become a prophet and he asked god to give me the real shit and get rid of #all the boring fake shit and cookie cutter people and show me what i need to see and to let me see... amen #he asked me beforehand if i ever prayed to the lord to let me see things and to be prophetic and then he just.. grabbed my hand and was like #im gonna pray for you... and literally told the lord to get rid of the boring fake shit and give me the real shit... #he also said we need more crazy and weird people in the world when i told him he reminded me of willy wonka (complimentary) #and was saying how he goes to church and sees people acting cookie cutter and trying to stop people from expressing themselves and said #jesus would be laughing at them if he were there 😭 also said hes tired of seeing all the same cookie cutter people and that more people #need to follow their own paths and god made us all different for a reason... #OH ALSO THE FIRST THING HE SAID TO ME upon seeing me was immediately like are you a writer you look like a writer.... you Should Be a writer #and said sometimes the lord just speaks to us and he felt that from me immediately upon meeting me... he prayed for me to find my calling #I think hes the most real motherfucker out there and was like a tumblrina to me

[lupin-le-troisieme]

I made him cry bc he deserves it

(@shiiocha much thanks for the idea!!)

#lupin iii #lupin iii art tag #lupin the third #art tag #lupin the 3rd #lupin art tag #fanart #arsene lupin iii #sob sob motherfucker #no lie tho im really proud of this study! #i get bored with studies really easily #but im glad i got this one down #i think i did a p good job!

[r0ttingsystem]

"youre playing with your luck kid." You reeeeeally want me to be a kid huh? I get you're used to fucking with kids but my god

Fucking freak.

#sean/forge labs.txt #im so bored this dude is “going easy on me” #come on motherfucker try me #youve given me at most 4 bruises and a single scratch while im making you look like you got attacked by a wilf animal

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[bunnyb34r]

Really missing having good/good enough managers man :/

Super fucking slow at work and they just let the auto-scheduler put in our shift schedules which is fine when it works but.... we're so fucking slow at work. Like my area is completely filled (with what I have... new shipment save me... save me.... new shipment) and recovered by 6am. I'm not needed. Not atm.

Now a good/good enough manager would remove my shifts (which would SHOCK save the company money! :0 and leave more of a budget for the managers which means bigger paycheck! Wow!) Or at least tell me that the reason I have ONE shift next week is in fact bc I'm not needed, and not the scheduler being fucky. But god we cant have THAT now can we!

I mean if I see "shift for DAY has been removed" on my app then hell yeah free time off! But bc they routinely forget to reprompt the scheduler, there's consistent weeks where I have 0 hours, but know to come in/assume I'm needed.

Like ffs arent you supposed to cut hours?? Which would be MINE since I'm only 20 a week??? Come on man 😭 I'm so bored

#marquilla #i swept under every table except NewLady's bc shes a wackjob that would assume that you did that bc you think she cant do it/ isnt #cleaning right/enough (she isnt) but i did all that. swept in basics and the battery isle bc i was so bored 😭 and part of hardlines #Tuesday i was sweeping and trying to get shit out of the cracks in the floor and ngl it was fun and i got most of em in our area but i #couldnt finish today bc NewLady's territorial lmao like man i just wanna pick shit out of the floor im not trying to invade your area ffs #anyway swept all that. zoned the hanging racks. zoned the womens shoes and basics shoes. and then fucked around on the computer #THOROUGHLY reading my emails and store survey reviews (so many OFFER SMALLER QUANTITIES motherfucker this is a WAREHOUSE #WHOLESALER STORE! NO!) and only got off the computer bc i apparently had the only working one and someone needed it #all this and i STILL had time to kill 😭😭 oh and straightened my boxes like they want. i was gonna do the womens boxes but i didnt #feel like going to my locker for my knee pads and didnt really care enough to do it anyway sgdvdvdgdg #but BaldBastard saw me cleaning and thanked me for it which was nice i guess like yeah you should try it sometime Mr Clean #anyway the old managers would always pull me from the schedule if we needed to cut hours and i was fine with it! i told em i was! #but we went through 8 managers and the few we have now are dumbfucks so yknow

[lotuseatingstone]

hey did you guys know if you squint real hard at the thancred portrait then open gimp and edit on a hien screenshot you can have a portrait of hien?

why the fuck arent there any hien portraits in game. theres a fucking dog with a painting but not the leader of doma.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #hien rijin #viera #im going to throw hands #i dont want a poster of hien with other people i like less on it. i just want a portrait of him #stormblood is old why is there no hien portrait #boring motherfucker aymeric has a poster. why not my humansona black hayate. #i just want a hien portrait plesee #i will pay money for it. i will #dont send me a mod. i want legal means to make a hien shrine

[supercantaloupe]

fucked up on flavored water writing a new chapter for a fic i havent touched in two years tonight

#sasha speaks #flavored still water cause i hate fizzy drinks. #im the most boring motherfucker alive

[i-legitimately-dont-know]

current mood :/

#just feel like being dramatic pay no mind #i truly just need to go to sleep and i’ll be fine for at least a little while #i’m just frustrated with myself i feel so fucking stupid all the time and then keep putting myself in the same situation over and over again #insane shit #also just like motherfucker how are you so unaware of the shit you do and say like fucking hell #and like do you even give a fuck about me in any meaningful way or am i just an npc you can summon when you’re bored or need something #but at the same time i feel like i’m always bothering you god everything is so fucked #BUT YOU’RE LITERALLY SO CONTENT AND THAT’S WHATS REALLY FUCKED #quite literally how the fuck am i not over this i’m so tired and maybe i should’ve taken some space in december #but if i had i feel like we would’ve lost touch #and now we’re way closer than before but i can’t stop wanting shit that i can’t have and it’s pathetic #so i guess im just doomed like holy shit i want to be dating someone to move tf on but i truly don’t give a fuck about these tinder people #and like i said friends is fine and i meant it but i didn’t think it’d be so fucking hard #and with all the time we spend together like why tf don’t we just give it a shot just to see like fuck you’re not even a little curious #like am i that awful #i just wish i could care exactly the same amount as you do #i don’t wanna not be friends i’m just sick of feeling guilty cause my brain keeps saying like oh you’re a terrible friend #cause you only do xyz cause you think it’ll make them want you #and that’s not true #for the most part 🫠 #but also fuck maybe i just should not be around as much and like quietly get a little bit of distance #but i don’t want that shit lmao #wtf do i even do god i hate thisss #also fuck you cause you really have me going sometimes like things are different #but in your head you’re literally just saying things #FUCK UGH #anyway this should’ve been typed in my notes app lmao #but it’s already here and it’s almost 5am so presumably no one will see it

[orcelito]

i do love that vash is the Definition of high int, low wis. he puts on the goofiness to get ppl to not pay attention to how absolutely Bonkers skilled he is so ppl just assume he's a dumbass. and like. he IS. in some ways. he is SUCH a dumbass. but he's an incredibly intelligent dumbass. he has layers.

#speculation nation #focusing on the wiki page's bit that says his IQ is higher than most humans #like YES he's a rabid little guy (big guy tbh) all bark no bite least intimidating motherfucker around (until he Gets Serious) #but he's also like. legit super sharp. like Geeze it takes me by surprise anytime i see it #if any1 thinks he's genuinely stupid. Pls. pls. pay attention. he is VERY smart. #he also is the kind of stupid where he would shoot a hole in a jelly donut #listen you can be highly intelligent and highly stupid at the same time. believe me. that is my entire existence. #me projecting onto vash in yet another way re: high int low wis #im a total dumbass & make all sorts of stupid decisions. many just for the fun of it #like how yesterday i sampled the hazelnut extract. despite knowing FULL WELL that sampling the rose and vanilla extracts #made my tongue numb. guess what happened when i tried the hazelnut extract? #if u guessed that it made my tongue numb. ur right!!! i had to go to the sink to rinse out my mouth just like i did with the rose n vanilla #did i know that was going to happen? yes! did i sample it anyways? YES! this is the kind of chaotic dumbass im talking about here #sometimes life is boring and you gotta do what u gotta do to get ur kicks ok. #vash is an immortal guy living his life trying to be underestimated so he doesnt have to get into fights #but pulling out the Big Guns (heh) if it comes down to it. and STILL manages to be skilled enough to keep it non-lethal #the fucking Precision he needs in order to shoot nonlethally with his pinpoint accuracy is Insane #ok im a wolfwood girlie first and foremost but the more i think about Vash the more im drawing hearts around him in my mind #i think. im more in love with trimax vash than tristamp vash is the thing. i love them both but FUCK dude #trimax vash is just. hooooooooooooo boy #just like wolfwood. i prefer trimax wolfwood over tristamp wolfwood. that's just the facts #idk where im going with this. im just drawing hearts in my mind's eye around them Both now. there is no downside

[ashatsukino]

its really funny that the things i do are not habits or even routines bc it is incredibly easy for me to just stop doing any of them once my brain starts hyperfixating on something

#my bestie asked me how i was and i said ive been reading topgun fanfiction this whole week #and she was like i expected a lot of things but not this #im a boring but unpredictable motherfucker

[weedorganization]

unkol grempbda

#uncle grandpa #motherfucker is dead #damn bro #hes gonna die frfr no cap #nuclear option #us constitution #us amendment #us amendment number two #drip #he got drip #real #no photoshop #100% real #awesome #and cool and epic #tag stuffing because idk im bored #hi mom

[oshaviolater]

i wonder if im going to like the ending or not.......

#theres 2 door left #but the chapter count or more like the title count for door ends at the fourteenth door #which is gonna be there 11th door #the author wont be squeezing 2 doors in 1 door unless ofc theres some fucking plot twist #anyways ive heard equally good and bad things abt the ending #so the ending.....im really anticipating it actually #i rarely read horror its usually boring for me but im interested in how the author will be wrapping up their story #a tragic outcome is very likey but the shit thing abt having a fully translated novel is: a motherfucker can do a ctrl + f #that motherfucker is me #some1 who likes spoilers #now i know some1 who died earlier is present in the end-most chapters #im veryyy curious as 2 how that happens #if the author pulls a cheap trick like timeloop i wont be touching more of her books #but if its some mind blowing plot twist........now now #that is very interesting isnt it #i was also hoping for some supernatural entity to be at play for the protags but :P #so far nothing like that :P #which is sad i think that would actually have been cooler #but web novels have this really bad habit of not developing the protags well beyond certain archetypes #so far ive read enuf novels to deduce it's a genre thing #theres always gonna be one out of the duo (usually the love interest) who gets the short stick in terms of development in their character #it really is an extremely sad and notable phenomenon #hmm anyway yawns its 3am i should probably sleep id finish this novel for sure tmrw #my exchange order got cancelled today im extremely sad abt that as well #the tee i ordered is 2 big i literally drowned in it ugh #my friend said i could just tuck shit in it would look sexy but like ugh #so annoying #i also ordered these sneakers nd a) their platform is like 2-3 inch i cant be certain i can walk in them #so i might have to return it which is.....b) eta 4 my order is 23 july......if i return the product nd like.....order again #uh ive 2 go back 2 uni on 5 aug.....i might not have any shoes by then.....tch SO ANNOYING

[alucardsinep]

i’ve lost the passion that comes with living since i started universityyyyyy

#it's all futile it's all pointless #on god bro #we posting cringe at 2.40am i just. mmmmm #personally im big on maybe i was boring #just bc. the ever threatening thought of getting stuck in a relationship neither of us really ever enjoy #AND SHE THOUGHT WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M THE ONE AND I'LL BE FORCED TO ROT AWAY WITH HIM AND HIS OBSESSION WITH TRIVIAL THINGS #hes just like me fr #what if he just never leaves or if he doesn't get the message #the whole thing about seeming interesting and cool at first but eventually those things becoming annoying instead... #terrifying to be honest #motherfuckers read one tumblr post about falling out of love at age fourteen and had their brain chemistry permanently altered #its me im the motherfucker #not that id pursue a relationship anyway but idk what if i accidentally get in one somehow #ok gn hoes ive posted my daily cringe