#ikevamp funny

[natimiles]

I need this to happen:

Arthur: *say something obvious* MC: no shit, Sherlock Arthur:

#just once #it would be funny as hell #ikemen vampire #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp #incorrect ikevamp #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me) #you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/' #and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300' #needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case) #also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[arthurs-puppygirl]

he’s just a funny liddle guy 🧡

#very funny #will trust him with my kids #ikemen vampire #ikemen series #cybird ikemen #ikevamp #cybird #ikemen vampire theo #ikemen theo #theodorus van gogh #ikemen vampire theodorus

[cookiesandbiscuits]

LMAO they're so chaotic 😂

#this is too funny #i can't 😂😂😂😂 #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp charles #ikevamp sebastian #ikevamp jean #ikevamp mozart #cookie's game rambles #cookie plays ikevamp

[jophinabean]

Leo!? 😭🫣🥴

#HE SAID JUICY!! #🤣 #that shouldn't be funny to me but it is🤭 #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikemen series #otome games

[koco-coko]

Charles: I hate that I killed all those people

Also Charles:

#I haven't played his route yet so idk of there's an explanation for that #But like charles.... what explanation IS there for that charm #It has to be some sick prank from Faust #Or Vlad #Or both #Does he even know its there #Charles honey..... #ikevamp charles #ikemen vampire charles #I love him wholeheartedly BUT WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT #CHARLES... ITS KINDA FUNNY BUT ALSO NO BABY BOY...

[redheadkittys]

...when you want to send an dick pic but keep it classy😋...

...(and yes...this codpiece really existed in the 15th/16th century)...

#...when you had one gin tonic too much and think this is super funny... #...now excuuuuuse me... #...i help myself out😝... #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp memes #otome crack #otome

[misty-moth]

I love this mind-reading ikevamp event so much 😭

Isaac: confused, but only has a handful of opportunities to figure it out since MC was avoiding him for days

Theo: has so many opportunities to figure it out. So many. Sir, she continues to answer all of your thoughts, how is this still occurring? 🤨

Arthur: practically figured it out before MC did, immediately excused himself to go fix the problem that he correctly guessed, then lied with his thoughts because he’s still not willing to lose games

#i love arthur so much 😭 #they’re all mushy sweety cuties tho #reading arthur’s i was immediately thinking ‘gdi mc you already goofed’ #but it made it funny so I’ll allow it #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp arthur #ikemen arthur #tick tock it’s loving Arthur o’clock

[lunasnowdrop]

Imagine MC showing Vlad this book.

"Look! I found you!"

#ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp vlad #im trying to be funny #not sure if it's working

[yanderepuck]

Sebastian: Arthur do you have anything that would help for a headache?

Arthur: yeah, here *hands him a bottle*

Sebastian: thanks

*a few hours later*

Sebastian: Arthur what did you give me

Arthur: its this fairly new medicine called cocaine

Sebastian:

#eill it never not be funny to me that Arthur would prescribe everyone cocaine for anything? #no. no it wont #vincent and dazai are literally on cocaine for their depression #ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp sebastian #its also funny for me to think that Sebastian keeps forgetting everything has cocaine in it

[natimiles]

The :o troupe

Bonus: Vincent (he is trying to :o)

And then Seth trying too hard...

#Ieyasu and Ellis are the most shocked and it's so funny IAUSHEISUAHESA #I'd shove my hand inside their mouths #ALL OF THEM #ikeseries shitpost #ikeseries #ikemen series #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp vincent #ikevamp charles #ikemen villains #ikevil #ikevil ellis #ikemen sengoku #ikesen #ikesen ieyasu #ikemen revolution #ikerev #ikerev luka #ikerev seth #ikerev shitpost #ikesen shitpost #ikevamp shitpost #ikevil shitpost

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

MC: Isaac won’t come out of his room!

Dazai: Just tell him I said something.

MC: Like what?

Dazai: Anything factually incorrect.

MC, shrugging: If you say so.

Isaac, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp mc #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp isaac #okay but the image of dazai saying that so casually #is just sending me #and isaac erupting in a fluster #dazai is just the living embodiment of that meme 'i don't technically believe in any of this im just using words recreationally' #it works like a charm when isaac is in his shame and/or sulking corner #trust a nerd (affectionate) to deliver when its about clarifying something #what i esp love about this is the idea of isaac trying to explain why dazai is wrong and dazai is like #fool that you are--i've never been right. but continue u nice funky lil scientist #dazai cares not for facts gentle isaac he cares only for his friends :> #lowkey i have to wonder how many times the mansion has used this tactic #how much do they throw dazai under the bus to motivate isaac and why is the thought so funny skgjlhksjhfd #source: incorrect quotes generator #all i imagine is isaac as plagg like 'this is called psychological harassment!!'

[onegianthotmess]

Ikevamp Incorrect Quotes

feat. Comte, Leonardo, and Jane (OC)

Comte: *turns Jane Seymour into a vampire and brings her home to show Leonardo*

Comte: A child.

Leonardo: *tired of coparenting nine grown ass men* No-

Jane: ???

#i thought this would be funny #comte is definitely excited that he now has a daughter to dress up- #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikemen vampire leonardo #ikevamp leonardo #ikemen vampire comte #ikevamp comte #ikemen vampire jane #ikevamp jane #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[cookiesandbiscuits]

Sorry Newt– I mean Isaac. I didn't mean to laugh 🥹

#this is too funny #lol #ikemen vampire #ikevamp #ikevamp arthur #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp dazai #cookie plays ikevamp

[writingwhimsey]

Obviously we all hate ads but at least this product is hilarious. (NSFW 18+ below)

Also I can't help but to think that ikesen Motonari, ikepri Jin, and ikevamp Arthur would buy these for MC/us.

#funny ad #ikesen #ikevamp #ikepri #who else do you think would buy it

[cloudcountry]

i have a newton's cradle in my room taht my parents bought for me a while ago and now i cant stop glancing over at it help me i am in my unhinged arc

#third law of motion bitches!!!!! #i am so mentally distressed for isaac its not even funny #🍎! isaac ikevamp gushing real