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i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet

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#considering i was in like 7 airports in two months #yeah #its accurate

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Ellis got chipi chipi in his head

#ikemen villains #ikevil ellis #hes watching cat videos in his spare time #ikevil

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My first headcanon post for the ikevil guys, and it's the stupidest one you're going to see for a hot minute.

Who is eating the peas that come with their fish and chips

The fact that they are all Brits means I am stereotyping and saying they've all ordered fish and chips at least once in their life bc why not, it SLAPS

This is also all based on the fact that I know the VERY BASICS of them all

William: seems way too British to not like them. He's gotta be eating them. He ate all of them on his plate. Did he enjoy them? That's for you to figure out.

Harrison: no way he's touching that. Even after a few drinks he's not touching that.

Liam: he's eating them. Mainly because he ate everything else and they are still in front of him.

Elbert: is probably eating the peas first. Man has an eating disorder from what I picked up. He's only eating the peas. Probably thinks he can season everything with salt and pepper too.

Alfons: also seems way British to not eat them. But he's eating them because he was probably told he has to eat everything on his plate and he still lives by that.

Roger: only after dousing them in salt and pepper, but he is eating them.

Jude: no. Just no. However he might start picking at them if they are in front of him too long, but that's only if he was drinking, and still after each one he's like "damn that tastes bad". It's an endless loop

Ellis: why else do you think he's so tall. Man ate his veggies, and is probably eating Jude's.

Victor: he's definitely eating them. Happily. Probably eat everyone else's.

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If they would have just made Arthur talk funny I probably wouldn't be a hater.

But no I have to do everything myself

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp arthur

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Harrison would probably also be a victim, cause Victor 😭

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Shut up dilf lover

IVE MEVER BEEN INTO A MOBSTERMAN

WHY NOW

WHY DID HIS WAY OF SPEAKING REEL ME IN

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IVE MEVER BEEN INTO A MOBSTERMAN

WHY NOW

WHY DID HIS WAY OF SPEAKING REEL ME IN

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*banging my head against a wall*

WHY DO I WAN TTO MAKE.OIT WITH HIM

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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

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William is on one side calling me a good girl

Jude is on the other calling me an imbecile

Both are getting me horny

#ikevil #ikevil william #ikevil jude

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Can Jude call me a twat

As my pet name

I'm doing some stupid shit and he's like

"wtf is that twat doing" and then he's like "shit.. that's my twat"

#idk why my head is stuck on twat #ikevil #ikemen villains #ikevil jude

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It's past midnight and I'm having thoughts about Jude

I want him to call me a twat

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My first headcanon post for the ikevil guys, and it's the stupidest one you're going to see for a hot minute.

Who is eating the peas that come with their fish and chips

The fact that they are all Brits means I am stereotyping and saying they've all ordered fish and chips at least once in their life bc why not, it SLAPS

This is also all based on the fact that I know the VERY BASICS of them all

William: seems way too British to not like them. He's gotta be eating them. He ate all of them on his plate. Did he enjoy them? That's for you to figure out.

Harrison: no way he's touching that. Even after a few drinks he's not touching that.

Liam: he's eating them. Mainly because he ate everything else and they are still in front of him.

Elbert: is probably eating the peas first. Man has an eating disorder from what I picked up. He's only eating the peas. Probably thinks he can season everything with salt and pepper too.

Alfons: also seems way British to not eat them. But he's eating them because he was probably told he has to eat everything on his plate and he still lives by that.

Roger: only after dousing them in salt and pepper, but he is eating them.

Jude: no. Just no. However he might start picking at them if they are in front of him too long, but that's only if he was drinking, and still after each one he's like "damn that tastes bad". It's an endless loop

Ellis: why else do you think he's so tall. Man ate his veggies, and is probably eating Jude's.

Victor: he's definitely eating them. Happily. Probably eat everyone else's.

#if you csnt rell im craving fish and chips #also wrote this after teo shots of vodka #so i too would be eating up those peas #i knwo this from experience #ikevil #ikemen villains #ikevil william #ikevil harrison #ikevil liam #ikevil elbert #ikevil alfons #ikevil ellis #ikevil roger #ikevil jude #ikevil victor

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He probably likes them too

@lulu-the-smol-floof

The only vegetables Isaac eats are the nasty peas that come with fish and chips

#you knew i was a lil drunk when i was actually eating the peas and thought they tasted good

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Also: I plan on going to gym when I wake up too.

This is going to be fun

How much do you guys want to bet I forget I put vodka in my tea and chug it when I first wake up

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@lulu-the-smol-floof

The only vegetables Isaac eats are the nasty peas that come with fish and chips