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snippychicke · 2 years

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Swedish Shorts-- Eight(?)

It's only been roughly two years since the last. I can't find where I posted this short before? But I have a hard time believing I didn't? So, if apologies if this is vaguely familiar to you. (It is to me, but I wrote the damn thing.)

Also, someone might have requested this? I have a paragraph that sounds like a request, but I DIDN'T WRITE A SCREEN NAME DOWN. I'm so sorry!

THE IKEA MAFIA RETURNS FROM THE DEAD

Rating: Teen?

Warnings: None!

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--Axel--

You hoped Axel would enjoy your efforts. You could tell he had been stressed lately, which was to be expected after Dallas. So, you were going to try your best to help him unwind.

Oscar and Otto out for the night? Check.

One of the few Swedish dishes you knew how to make? Check.

Calming candles and mood lighting? Check?

One of Axel's shirts that fell mid thigh and nothing else on? Check.

Waiting for him to come home was anxiety-inducing as you kept checking to make sure everything was good, even though you had checked it five minutes before. All the 'what ifs' scenarios clouded your mind until you heard the door open.

You spun to meet Axel, who had already noticed your state of dress. His pale gray eyes took their time traveling up your body before meeting your gaze. He held that gaze with that hot and heavy feel as he shed his coat and weapons.

"T-there's supper. On the stove," you stammered as he stalked towards you. You knew that look. Your body knew that look and was reacting, that blissful suspense building within.

"I want you," he all purred, hands bracing your shoulders as his blue eyes took their time studying your body.

"It'll burn," you tried half heartedly. His answer was a half-smile briefly before his lips met your neck just below your jaw.

"You knew what would happen as soon as you donned my shirt, skön. I can never resist you."

--Oscar--

The room was a bloody mess. Oscar emptied the spent rounds from his shotgun, a frown on his face as he searched the catastrophe (that he caused) for his hat. In the craziness, his milkman hat had disappeared into the fray, and he just hoped it hadn't become a casualty as well.

One thing was for sure, he was going to have to find a way to get all the blood off. He loved the thing, but keeping it pristine white was such a challenge.

There was a black rim sticking out from underneath a corpse. Oscar kicked the body over, hoping his hat was underneath, but it was just a plain baseball cap.

"What do you think?" You called out across the room, causing him to look up and grin. There it was, perched on your head with just a faint splatter of blood against the white.

"Beautiful," he whistled. Despite you covered in gore yourself, which he figured was targets and not yours, you were so cute. Especially with that cute hat on your head.

He bet you'd look better in it and nothing else. He licked his lips and grinned wolfishly as he made his way around the dead and wrapped his arms around you, kissing your lips despite the blood on them.

--Otto--

The night was cold, your breath a cloud of white fog among the cold mist. You shivered as you rubbed your hands together.

Damn temporal variations. Weathermen always got things wrong, even with time travel helping them.

Suddenly something warm and heavy fell over your shoulders. You looked up from the road, where you were waiting for your target to approach, and realized Otto had given you his coat. The heavy canvas was like bliss compared to the bitter cold fog, quickly warming you to your bones.

"Won't you get cold?" You asked, though you were hesitant to take the long coat off. Besides the warmth, that musky scent of Otto was surrounding you.

He was silent, but cupped your face and pressed a kiss to your forehead. He shuffled behind you, wrapping his arms around your shoulders, and resting his head on yours, as if to protect you even more from the elements. His warmth though, was even more heavenly.

"You look cute," he muttered after a moment. "So small."

You laughed despite yourself. Here you two were, waiting for a target, and he was trying to flirt. "It must be the coat, because you look rather handsome in it."

#fanfic #tua swedes #tua otto #tua oscar #tua axel #the swedes #the swedes x reader #oscar/reader #otto x reader #axel/reader #fic: swedish shorts #ikea mafia

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fanficsimp · 4 years

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Me editing the swedes contains my tears for them

#the swedes x reader #the swedes #axel oscar otto #axel #otto #oscar #the umbrella academy x reader #tua #tua s2 #tua spoilers #fanfics #tua fanfics #ikea mafia

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jossambird · 3 years

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Whenever, Wherever

Otto x Im Giving Up Wife Reader, One-Sided Diego x Wife Reader

Mention of 18++ Content

Deleted Snippet from my Otto x F! Reader Fic Im Giving Up So Just Catch Me

Inspired by Whenever, Wherever by Shakira

The music surprised Diego as he entered Elliott’s store by the front door, the familiarity of it alerting him it wasn’t Elliott, but rather you, your heavenly voice singing a song he hadn’t heard in years, lyrics one could consider almost sinful coming from your lips.

He climbed the stairs with delighted agitation, wanting to see your amazing body move to Shakira’s voice. Were you singing it to someone? Had you expected him to hear you and rush up the stairs to see you?

He could already imagine it, the way your hips would sway, hands trailing up and down your body in an invitation, bitting your lip-

A man danced against you, holding your hips tightly as the both of you moved to the music, both of your backs to Diego as he stopped in the stairs, flabbergasted at the scene before him.

He couldn’t see who the man was, but gasped as you turned, the man’s white hair striking him, the memory of the Swede igniting a rageful fire in him, anger flaring as he watched the man pull you even closer, so close-

You grinded on the Swede, voice continuing to ring out with the song, Diego’s body frozen as he watched the both of you. It was intimate, too intimate even, the way the man held your hips against his front, your hands bending back to hold him just as tightly to you. He was sure you could feel the man’s erection against you with how sinfully you smiled.

The Hargreeves tried to look away, to look anywhere but at your beautiful face morphing into pleasure as the man grinded harder, a ringed hand slowly rising against your tight dress, stopping against your ribs-

Glacial blue-gray eyes met his own, breath stagnating in his throat as he realized he had been seen watching the both of you like an absolute creep, suddenly feeling like he could burst of humiliation as the Swedes eyes most likely noticed his... hardening problem. The man smirked against your throat, whispering something you, something that made you smile, eyes still blissfully closed at the scene developing infront of you.

Diego didn’t know what the man had said to you as the song repeated, but the way his lips touched your skin, the man’s eyes pinning him down as if to show him, prove to him who you belonged to-

The Swede’s hand finally rose, wedding ring gleaming in the light, firm in its pursuit up your clothed breast, teeth baring to bite your shoulder softly as you moaned out the lyrics, pressing more into your dance partner.

He couldn’t move, no no no, Diego’s mind racing as your husband’s hands rose from your hips, ripping roughly the straps of your dress, fabric ripped before letting them fall, revealing your bare chest-

Diego woke with a strangled gasp, sitting up so quickly he nearly gave himself whiplash, heart racing and erection begging for attention, eyes turning with dread towards your form on Elliott’s sofa before relaxing. You hadn’t caught him, thank god-

“Look, its been 2 nights in a row- Go fuckin’ jerk off in the bathroom once and for all and LET US SLEEP.” Klaus mumbled out moodily in half consciousness, turning over in his sleeping bag, mortification freezing whatever backtalk Diego tried to utter.

Luther chuckled from his own spot on the ground, the bastard fully awake, the closest to you. He sat up, his hulking form not hard to miss even in the dark and turned toward Diego, thumb pointing towards your sleeping self.

“Seriously though Diego, Ive covered for you twice after you woke her up with your noises. You might want to go sleep in another room.” Luther softly said, chuckling again at Klaus’ dramatically audible sigh.

#the swedes #otto x reader #ikea mafia #tua swedes #umbrella academy swedes #the swedes x reader #tua diego #tua otto #otto harem gang #im giving up fanfic #im giving up

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gardenia-angel · 4 years

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Chapter One:

𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓜𝔂 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓴

(First chapter is a little longer than I planned oops! Sorry not sorry but please let me know what you think of the story so far in comments!)

‘God I wish I could go home.’ I thought to myself as I worked. Today I had an early morning shift, which meant I had to be up at 5 am. As a non-morning person that took a lot of effort and a lot of coffee to get me up. I mainly worked by myself so it was just me and my wandering thoughts during my 7 hour shift. My mind mainly focused on what I finished binge watching last night. The Umbrella Academy. I was shocked but also excited with the ending. Even though the thought of what happened to ghost Ben broke my heart, I still cant wait for what’s in store for season 3.

I began to wonder what it would be like to live a world such as the Hargreeves siblings. I thought it be way more exciting than my normal boring life.

My phone buzzed signaling that it was time for me to take my break. I didn’t realized how much time went by while I was daydreaming about my Umbrella Academy fantasy. As I entered the break room, I realized I was the only one with a break at the time. I sighed contently. I find it rather peaceful being alone all the time. It beats having to be in a cramped room with all your other obnoxious coworkers. My break was ending soon so I decided to leave the room and head over to the restroom. When I opened the break room door however, it wasn’t the store I worked in at all. I stared wide eyed into a blue vortex that was blowing air everywhere. I put my hands to my face trying to shield my eyes from the bright lights flashing when suddenly I felt my whole body being lifted up. Im not the type that screams when im scared, I’m the type that cant let out any noise when im truly frightened. So with a gasp, I was sucked right into the vortex.

I dropped down into an alleyway. I groaned as I laid on my stomach for a few moments as I tried to piece together what the hell just happened. For some weird reason my mind felt all fuzzy and I couldn’t exactly remember anything. I decided to get up now and take a look around. Stepping out of the alleyway I glanced around. I seemed to be in a downtown area with stores that looked..outdated? That’s really weird. I walked down the sidewalk until I stumbled upon a very familiar scene, although I couldn’t quite put my finger on it. I saw a boy in a school uniform sitting on a bench next to an older man in a suit. I watched from the side as the two talked. I started to get a bad feeling, like something was about to shift. Across the street I watched as a bus pulled up to a stop. In the back of my mind I could hear gunshots. I got goosebumps all of a sudden as I rushed to the boys side.

“Excuse me but you need to move right now!” I said to him while shaking his shoulder slightly. He looked at me in confusion and with a slight anger in his tone he asked “who the hell are you?!”

I shook my head. “Please you have to listen to me! Three men are about to get off that bus and start shooting at you!”

Just then, the three men did come off the bus. They began walking towards us.

“Who the hell are those guys?!” The boy said, trying to get a good look at them.

“Shit.” The older man said as he put something in the boys pocket.

“FIVE!” I shouted. In a matter of moments the men started shooting at us. The older man had shoved a briefcase in front of us and somehow the boy and I found ourselves behind a car. The briefcase now having bullet holes in it. “How many times did I say bulletproof briefcases.” The boy said in disappointment.

“I think I’m going to be sick..” I groaned as I held my stomach. Did we really just teleport from the bench to this car?! The sound of guns cocking and footsteps nearing us made the boy grab my hand and teleport us again. This time on a roof.

“Oh my god I’m going to throw up!” I groaned again. This time we were laying down on top of a roof. The boy quickly shushed me. “If you don’t shut up they’ll find us and kill us.”

The thought of being shot to death quickly made me stop complaining. He stuck his head up a little to see if the coast was clear. When it was, he grabbed my hand and teleported us both back down into the alleyway.

I ended up vomiting up a little bit. “Sorry about that, didn’t mean to make you sick but if I didn’t, well then you’d be dead.” His way of trying to comfort me did not comfort me in the slightest. “Thanks?” I said as I wiped my mouth and turned back to face him. “Who are you and how did you know that was going to happen before it happened and how do you know my name!?” He bombarded me with a whole lot of questions. I stared back at him in confusion as I stuttered trying to find the answer to these questions i truly did not know. His attention was then directed elsewhere. He looked towards a window in suspicion. “Hold that thought. I’ll be right back.” He said before heading towards a door into the back of a building. “Hey wait! Don’t leave me here.” I said before he teleported away inside. “Wait here my ass..” I mumbled before following him inside. Luckily the door was unlocked. I followed him up some stairs where he knocked on a door. The door next to the other one opened up and a man poked his head out. “What do you want?” The man asked suspiciously.

“Hi I’m selling encyclopedias for my youth group. I was wondering if you —“ The man shut his door without a word. Five then teleported into the mans home without a second thought.

“He really needs to stop doing that.” I said to myself as I tried to open the door. To no avail, it was locked. I sighed as I waited for them to open the door for me. I could hear the other man let out a small scream. They were talking some more until the boy finally came and opened the door for me. He teleported back into the other room where the man was. He jumped a little at how close the boy appeared to him.

“Listen to me I —“ The boy began.

“E-Elliot Elliot, m-my name is Elliot.” He said while backing up.

I looked around at all the newspapers and things plastered on the walls. Guess this guy is super into SciFi.

“Whatever, alright! I got 10 days to find them and save the world, and I’m gonna need your help to find them.”

I looked at him when he said that. Something about what he said rang a bell in my head. God why I can’t I remember anything clearly!

He turned to me. “And you? What’s your name?”

I shook my head solemnly and looked down at the ground. “I really wish I could tell you but I just can’t remember anything clearly.” I said truthfully.

“Well what was the last thing you do remember.” He said, this time his tone was more sympathetic.

“I remember being somewhere and..and opening a door, I think. The next thing I know is falling onto the pavement in that alleyway.”

“Hmm..” was all he said before taking a sip of coffee.

“I know I sound absolutely crazy but it’s true!”

“Well, my whole life is crazy so I understand” he sighed.

“I must’ve accidentally time traveled you too along with the rest of us.” He muttered before looking me up and down. “I can tell you’re from my time, your clothes don’t match the sixties fashion.”

My eyes widened. “Wait hold up..did you just say the sixties?!” I looked over at the other man. He waved at me but I just stared in disbelief. “Plus you also have a cellphone in your back pocket.” I reached down to my back pocket and pulled out my phone. “Oh shit maybe this could help me..” I tried pressing the home button but it wouldn’t turn on. “Just my luck, it’s dead. I doubt there’s a charger around here.” I said sadly as I put it back in my pocket.

“What I don’t understand is how you knew what was going to happen. Is that your power?” He asked nonchalantly. As if having powers is normal.

I knitted my brows is confusion. “My powers?! What are talking about, I don’t know! How do I even know your name? I’m not sure about that either Five!” I crossed my arms around my torso and held myself tightly. “It’s like I know you somehow..all of you. This all just seems so vaguely familiar.”

“You know my siblings names too?” Five asked.

“Yeah there’s..” I ondered on the thought for a few seconds before I could clearly say each of their names. “Diego, Vanya, Klaus, Allison, and Luther.” I said without a second hesitation.

Five looked up at you in curiosity. He’s never met anyone quite like you. Suddenly I got flashes of what seemed like memories. Of the brother Diego. He was in a hospital of sorts and he seemed to be sitting in a circle of patients, talking.

“I think I might be able to help you look for one of your brothers?” I said sounding more like I was asking a question.

Five nodded. “Where do we start?”

“I wanna say he’s in a sort of hospital or something. l don’t really know where for sure though.” I shrugged.

“She right actually!” Elliot chimed in. He went over to a desk drawer and pulled out a newspaper clipping. “Disturbed man with multiple knives arrested outside 1026 N. Beckley.” I read aloud.

“Diego.” Five muttered as we looked at the article. Five then took the paper from Elliot and put it in his pocket. “Let’s go, you’re gonna help me find all of them.” He said to me.

He began walking away towards the door, ready to start his mission.

“Woah woah woah! Hold on mister, what makes you think I should come with you? Have you forgotten about the three men that were shooting at us? There’s a fat chance that they’ll still be hunting us!”

Five turned back to me and shrugged. “They’re hunting me not us. They’re the Swedes as everyone would call them. They’re brothers and they work for my former employer at the Commission. I already know how to handle them. That won’t be our problem.”

“I don’t know Five. I might just slow you down. I’m a liability..”

He shrugged again. “Maybe you can actually fight, we don’t know that yet.” He smiled and I rolled my eyes. I decided to follow anyways.

“Key word Five, ‘yet’. And I don’t think I wanna know if we really do get in trouble.” I said as we walked out the door

In a short time we found the hospital Diego resided. So are we breaking him out of here or what’s the plan?” I asked as we went inside the large building. “I’m not entirely sure yet..” Five said.

Five talked to the front desk lady and she led us to a visiting room where we waited for them to bring Diego to us.

The orderlies led Diego in the room a few minutes later. “Five.” Diego stated as if he didn’t believe it was really him. He glanced at me as he sat down on the chair across from us but quickly put his attention back onto Five.

“Hey Diego.” Five replied back. All were quiet until Five broke the silence. “You look good in white.” He sarcastically remarked. Diego rolled his eyes. “About time you show up.”

“How’d you know I’d be back?” Five questioned.

“Because that’s the kind of shit you pull.” Diego said as if it were obvious.

“Where are the others?” Five asked.

“They’re not with you?” He said then glanced at me again. “And who’s this?” He said confused.

I smiled slightly and put my hand out to shake his. “Hi, I’m...well actually I don’t know who I am.” Diego shook my hand and gave me a skeptic look and turned back to Five.

“It’s a long story but basically when we teleported, I accidentally teleported her too. I don’t know how exactly, time travel is a roll of the dice. I haven’t exactly worked out all the quirks..” Five explained.

They went on talking to each other as I started to drift into my thoughts. Why am I here? What’s wrong with my memory? None of this is making sense. I don’t belong here. I need to find a way home. All Five seems to care about is this doomsday thing. It all just seems too unreal!

I was brought back to reality when I heard Five stand up and shout. “Guard! My brother here is plotting an escape. The bars in his room have been shaved down.”

In a matter of milliseconds Diego jumped up and pranced forward trying to strangle Five as the guards tried to hold him back. I quickly stood up trying not to get in the way. A nurse then came in and injected Diego with something causing him to knock out. Five tugged at my shoulder and leaned in to whisper something. “We’ll come back for him later.” He said and began walking away with me following right behind.

“How could you let them do that to your poor brother?” I said. He doesn’t look like he belongs in a nuthouse.

“Diego’s fine, he knows how to take care of himself. Like I said we’ll come back later.”

I sighed as we walked out the building. I gasped as a sudden flash of memories passed through my mind. I had to stand still afterwards. It had caused my head to start aching. “I need to sit down Five.” I said wearily. He led me over to a bench just outside the hospital entrance. “Did you just have another vision?” He asked with hope in his voice.

“Yeah Luther..” I groaned as I massaged my head.

“Well then let’s go.” He stood back up. Oh god how can he be so active all day and not rest for a minute?! I thought as I looked at him.

I made a tsk sound and shook my head. “No no no no, you can go find your other brother, I’m just going to stay right here.”

“What? Why!?” He frowned.

“Because Im tired Five! I can’t do this all day. I need to stop and think. It’s frustrating when you can’t remember shit!” I yelled and put head in my hands. Five looked down at me in sympathy. “I know it must be tough but don’t give up. I’m sure your memory will come back to you in time.”

“I sure hope so...” I said while looking back at him. “Which is why I think I should stay here. You said yourself you wanted to come back later on to get Diego anyways.” I said making a valid point.

“Hmm..I guess you’re right. You’re sure you’ll be fine here?”

“I’ll be good. There’s people all around here too so it’s not like the Swedes can just come up and shoot me.”

With that, I told Five the name of the Club Luther was at in my vision and he took off. Hours went by and soon it was night time. Five was nowhere to be seen. My memory didn’t come back yet either. I let out a huff as I waited on the bench. What do I do if Five doesn’t come back? I can’t break Diego out by myself. I can’t go back to Elliots because I don’t even know my way back. All I could was stay there. A few more hours went by and soon there were no more people walking about. I now started to regret not going with Five. It’s sketchy as hell out here by myself. Suddenly I saw a truck pull into the hospitals parking lot. It looked like a milk truck. Why the hell would a milk truck be here in the middle of the night? My question was answered when I saw the three men from earlier get out of the truck and load up their guns. I jumped off the bench and quickly tried to hide myself, scared that they were going to spot me. I watched as they made their way into the front doors. Shit they must be after Diego! What do I do? I don’t think I can fight. Five said Diego could take care of himself though. I trust that he can. My best bet is to try to make my way to Elliot’s home. I got up and began to walk away from the hospital.

It felt like I had been walking for a very long time with no final destination. I got myself lost. I ended up walking in a neighborhood. I could tell it was started to get very late because mostly all the house lights had turned off. As I turned down a street I saw flashing lights coming from the left of me. Police cars were surrounding someone’s house. They seemed to be arresting a man. I wondered what was going on. Before I could ponder on the thought any longer, something else caught my vision. I saw a fucking milk truck parked down the way. No way in hell thats them. The moment I saw the truck they seemed to have spotted me because the head lights turned on. “Fuck.” I said under my breathe and sprinted off down the street on my right. The car then began to chase me. I ran and ran as fast as my legs could take me. I tried to turn down every street I could so that I could loose them, but they always seemed to be on my tail. I made my way into a narrow alleyway. I took a right and then a left and then another left. To my surprise I had just lead myself into a dead end. “Just my luck..” I breathed out.

I turned to look to see if they were coming as I breathed heavily. All this anxiety wasn’t helping me catch my breathe. I looked around me to see if there was anything I could use to defend myself. Looking through a dumpster I luckily found a metal pipe. I held it up ready to swing at who ever tried to come near me. In the next few moments they came down the alleyway. With guns. How could I forget they had guns?! None the less I still remained calm with my metal pipe. As they approached me they saw that all I had to defend myself with was a metal pipe. They smirked and the one in the middle let out a small chuckle. The one in the middle that seemed to be like the leader put his gun away. The other two just lowered theirs. The leader made his way towards me. “Don’t you come any closer!” I yelled, tryingto sound mean but all I sounded like was scared. He went in for a swing but I dodged. I then went for a upper hand swing with the pipe but he quickly grabbed it. As if it were a reflex I picked up my leg and kicked him in the chest which caused him to fumble backwards. He looked taken aback for a quick second before resuming to fight me. How I had all these moves, I have no idea! I guess Five was right. Maybe I did know how to fight. Not good enough though. I went in with a high kick almost hitting his jaw but his reflexes were way faster than mine. He caught my foot before I could touch him and with the slightest effort he spun my whole body and I crashed onto the hard cement. I let out a groan and tried to crawl away to the wall to try and pick myself up. When I got to the wall the man turned me around as I stood there. I looked up at him with tears forming in my eyes. “Please don’t kill me..” I said in a hushed tone as I shook my head slightly. He looked at me with curiosity. His two brothers slowly approaching from behind him. He turned to look at the taller one and gave him a nod. I looked at them in confusion. What was their none spoken agreement?! Before I could think any longer the taller one turned his gun around and knocked me on the head causing me to pass out.

#the umbrella academy #the swedes #tua #five hargreeves #tua2 #tua fanfic #tua axel #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #lila pitts #ikea mafia

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axel-swede · 3 years

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Hai all my lovelies!

Hai everyone! I am calling out to all my fanfic lovers out there! I would love to write fanfic and take any requests you guys have. Examples: Severus Snape, the Swedes, etc. Any requests? Just lemme know! Bye all my lovely peeps!

#fanfic #severus snape #the swedes #ikea mafia #reader x remus lupin #reader x severus snape #reader x sirius #reader x spencer reid #harry potter #the umbrella academy #tua 5

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ogaforogaalskling · 4 years

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Hi guys! New blog here, and I am going to dedicate it to our beloved Swedes! I started this blog because I want to write fics and imagines for our boys, and because I lack inspiration, I would love and appreciate it if you sent in requests! <3

#the swedes #the umbrella academy #otto the swedes #axel the swedes #oscar the swedes #otto #axel #oscar #tua otto #tua axel #tua oscar #tua s2 #umbrella academy #umbrella academy fanfic #the umbrella academy x reader #ikea mafia

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weareloserstogether · 4 years

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I can now say that season 2 of TUA is just a self insert fanfic. Change my mind.

(Ikea mafia guys are my favorite but only because I like them and I wish they would have made it so they never talked on the season cause they...didn't have to)

#the umbrella academy

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flakandforay · 6 years

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Weekly Fanfic Recommendations: Best of 2017

so we have another year that is ending oh so soon. oh my, the year passed by so fast and honestly, i couldn't even keep up with everything as much lmao. bangtan has accomplished so much, and i could never have felt any more happier than i am now!!

honestly, the year was tough for me as i ended my junior college, taking my national exams and thinking about university but hey, the year has finally ended!! and i hope for it to end on a good note while i am actually sick whoops.

bangtan has achieved so much, numerous daesangs, with yoongi winning an award for producing, bangtan going to the AMAs with their US debut, winning at BBMAs, topping charts, with international collabs, i’ve never felt so happy and proud to support and stan them.

but anyway, since a lovely anon requested for this, a best of 2017 fic rec to end the year, here it is!! it will consist of all member x y/n fics, will specify if they are one shots, series, or collab etc! these will be my all time-favs of this year! do enjoy~

side note: do check out my clearing link as i clear my bts official and fansite official items or check the selling post with the tag #fafsells~

note: some members have more fics than the other and it’s a pretty long list this time round so do check it out under the cut

lets start~

Seokjin

1) The Devil’s Dick

by @floralseokjin

oneshot but with the sequel of The Devil’s Return, another one shot

demon au, devil au

( bless )

2) Dimple

by @floralseokjin

one shot

roommate au

3) Off Limits

by @floralseokjin

completed series with 8 parts out

4) Fire & Desire

by @joonbird

ongoing series with 2 parts out

fuckboy au

5) 24/7 Marriage Counsellor

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series

6) The Leather Loafers

by @jimlingss

one shot

cinderella au

( i died so hard )

7) Seaside Sabbatical

by @jeonjagiya

oneshot

fisherman au

part of the working man bangtan series

8) Firetruck

by @jeonjagiya

one shot

part of the call me mistress series

9) How to lose a guy in 10 days

by @tayegi

ongoing series with part one out

10) Eros

by @kpopfanfictrash

ongoing series with part one out and a prologue

mythology au, royalty au

11) Trick or Treat

by @beeguks

oneshot

halloween au

( shit this was so cute )

Yoongi

1) Tsundere

by @chinnychimchim

one shot

resident advisor au

( i died )

2) Mixtape

by @jungblue

one shot

college au

( bless )

3) Aquiver

by @floralseokjin

completed series with 8 parts out

4) Run-In

by @silhouetted-beauty

ongoing series with 7 parts out

mafia au

5) Lover’s Paradox

by @taesthetes

one shot

part of the police collab series with @gukstudio

( i died, because holly made an appearance )

6) Breakfast in Bed

by @joonbird

one shot

ikea au

part of the 9 one shot requests

7) Student Council Prez

by @jimlingss

completed series with 19 parts out

high school au

8) First-Date BAIT!

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series

9) Listen Closely

by @avveh

one shot

office au

10) Vanilla Ice-cream

by @jessikahathaway

one shot

hybrid au

11) Headphones

by @btsinned

one shot

part of the hogwarts au series

12) Detention

by @bts-sinning

oneshot

part of the teacher au series

13) Petname Babygirl

by @btsjeonjazz

ongoing series with 7 parts out

sugar daddy au

14) Favourite Colour: Black

by @btsjeonjazz

ongoing series with part one out

underground au

15) Petplay

by @btsjeonjazz

ongoing series with part one out

16) Fortuitous

by @knockknocksoosthere

one shot

arranged marriage au

part of the Bound Series, a collab between @kpopfanfictrash and @knockknocksoosthere

17) Underworld

by @beeguks

one shot

college au

Hoseok

1) Heartbeat

by @joonbird

ongoing series with 6 parts out

gang au

( god bless )

2) The Breakup Bureau

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series

3) Beyond Reach

by @jimlingss

completed series with 6 parts out

( this is honestly one of my favourite pieces, please do give it a read )

ghost au, grim reaper au

4) Perception, Misconceptions

by @tayegi

ongoing series with 2 parts out

5) Saudade

by @btsinned

one shot

part of the hogwarts au series

6) Bygones of The Sun

by @taechubs

ongoing series with 4 parts out

7) I Feel It Coming

by @94hixtape

ongoing series with part one out

werewolf au

8) Hex

by @bangtans-baby

one shot

witch au, warlock au

Namjoon

1) Ghost Messenger

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series

2) Brass & Strings

by @jimlingss

ongoing series with part one out

college au, music au

3) River

by @jeonjagiya

one shot

part of the call me mistress series

4) Something in the Way

by @tayegi

ongoing series with 2 parts out

5) Forest Child

by @btsinned

one shot

part of the hogwarts au series

5) Obligated

by @knockknocksoosthere

one shot

arranged marriage au

part of the Bound Series, a collab between @kpopfanfictrash and @knockknocksoosthere

6) Yule Ball

by @beeguks

one shot

hogwarts au

part of the hogwarts: bangtan’s school of romance and wizardry

7) The Runaways

by @emboyz

ongoing series with 3 parts out

nerd au

8) Mission Bad Boy

by @oppamansae

completed series with 15 parts out

Jimin

1) It’s okay, thats love

by @chinnychimchim

ongoing series with 5 parts out

split personality au, psychiatrist au, water polo au

2) Wishbone

by @chinnychimchim

series with 3 parts out ( not too sure if its completed )

sugar daddy au

3) Dress Code

by @chinnychimchim

one shot

ceo au

4) Blue Blood

by @joonbird

one shot

royalty au

part of the 9 one shot requests

5) Heartbreak Insurance

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series au

6) Devil’s Own Luck

by @jimlingss

one shot

demon au

7) The Secrets Trilogy

by @avveh

ongoing series with 2 parts out

office au

8) Mischievous Maintenance

by @jeonjagiya

one shot

part of the working man bangtan series

maintenance technician au

9) Lonely

by @btsinned

one shot

part of the hogwarts au series

10) Cordially, Jimin

by @kpopfanfictrash

one shot

office au

( i died at the emails )

Taehyung

1) Rent-A-Boyfriend

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series

2) Elevator

by @jiminisalier

one shot

3) Stress Relief

by @jiminisalier

one shot

4) Princess

by @avveh

one shot

variety show au, idol au

5) Tasty Tryst

by @jeonjagiya

one shot

part of the working man bangtan series

strawberry farmer au

6) Nerves

by @tayegi

one shot

scientist au

7) Tamer

by @btsinned

completed 2-shot with Not a Monster as part 2

part of the Hogwarts au series

8) After Hours

by @bts-sinning

one shot

part of the teacher au series

9) Dichotomy

by @kpopfanfictrash

one shot

part of the bound series, a collab between @kpopfanfictrash and @knockknocksoosthere

10) Hippogriffs

by @beeguks

one shot

hogwarts au

part of the hogwarts: bangtan’s school of romance and wizardry

11) Between Us and Infinity

by @taechubs

one shot

soulmate au

12) The One

by @taetae-tea

ongoing series with 4 parts out

hybrid au

Jungkook

1) Instant Gratification

by @chinnychimchim

ongoing series with 3 parts out

fuckboy au, cheerleader au

2) Victoria’s Secret

by @chinnychimchim

one shot

crack fic ( im wheezing )

3) Punishment

by @siranghae

one shot

police au

( bless )

4) New Rules

by @tayegi

ongoing series with 5 chapters out

fratboy au

5) I Will Not Lose

by @jimlingss

one shot

magic au

6) Date in a Box

by @jimlingss

one shot

part of the service series

7) A Piece of the Moonlight

by @jimlingss

one shot

mulan au

( my heart ached )

8) Room for Dessert

by @avveh

ongoing series with 3 parts out

9) Ramen

by @jeonjagiya

ongoing series with 3 parts out

part of the call me mistress series

10) Owner

by @jessikahathaway

ongoing series with 4 parts out

hybrid au

11) Blabbering Curse

by @btsinned

one shot

part of the hogwarts au series

12) Perverted Bunny Mask

by @btsinned

completed series with 13 parts, an epilogue and 3 extra notes

killer au

( love it )

13) Prodigy

by @bts-sinning

one shot

part of the teacher au series

14) All I’ve Got

by @btsjeonjazz

ongoing series with 5 parts out

badboy au

15) Blackjack

by @kpopfanfictrash

ongoing series with 4 parts out

mafia au

16) Five Dates

by @kpopfanfictrash

one shot

arranged marriage au

part of the Bound Series, a collab between @kpopfanfictrash and @knockknocksoosthere

17) Laggard

by @beeguks

ongoing series with 3 parts out

18) Tantalizing

by @emboyz

completed series with 8 parts out

19) Familiar but Unexpected

by @btsfanficss

one shot

20) Scarlet Envy

by @goldenjulychild

ongoing series with part one out and prologue

vampire au

Multi-Member

1) Nude Wars

by @jungblue

a yoongi x y/n x jungkook fic

ongoing series with part one out, frat au

2) Guess Who

by @silhouetted-beauty

a taehyung x y/n x yoongi fic

2 parts out ( not sure if completed or ongoing )

3) Indulge

by @bangtans-baby

a taehyung x y/n x hoseok fic

one shot

4) The Lovers

by @bangtans-baby

a jungkook x y/n x jimin fic

one shot

5) Giving a Hand

by @jiminisalier

ot7 x y/n fic

ongoing series with 14 parts out

6) War Lords

by @avveh

a hoseok x y/n x namjoon fic

ongoing series with part one out

7) Raw

by @btsjeonjazz

a jimin x y/n x jungkook fic

one shot

halloween au

8) Between otherworldly Creatures

by @btsjeonjazz

a taehyung x y/n x jimin fic

ongoing series with 2 parts out

9) Tension

by @kpopfanfictrash

a jimin x y/n x jungkook fic

one shot

10) Clothes

by @bangtans-baby

a hoseok x y/n x yoongi fic

one shot

11) In the Middle

by @emboyz

a taehyung x y/n x jimin fic

one shot

12) Lust and Limerence

by @btsfanficss

a taehyung x y/n x jungkook fic

ongoing series with part one out

13) Reward

by @taetae-tea

one shot

a taehyung x y/n x jungkook fic

14) Worth It

by @btsiguess

one shot

a namjoon x y/n x jimin fic

Series

1) Bangtan University

by @kpopfanfictrash and @bread-jinie

a series that consists of one shots of member x y/n fics with an intro and epilogue

again, happy new year !! wishing all of you a great 2018 ahead~

this is all for this fic rec, another one up soon~

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thecoffeelorian · 10 months

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893 words and it's stiiiiiiilllllll nooooottttttt dooooone.....

#random status update #just fanfic thoughts #the umbrella academy #tua: origin story #the ikea mafia #tua the swedes #18+ account #18+ to follow me

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thecoffeelorian · 11 months

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THREE IN A ROW!

I'm turning over a new leaf.

This time, it's for real.

#random status update #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy fanfiction #tua fanfic #tua fanfiction #tua axel #tua otto #tua oscar #axel #otto #oscar #the swedes #the ikea mafia #the swedes return #18+ account #18+ to follow me

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thecoffeelorian · 10 months

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Huh...@shiversdownyerspine @jossambird

...thought I could finish Ch. 3 of Origin Story today, but it might take just a bit more time to get my mind wrapped around--well, being in one century one minute, and then a totally different century the next.

Because, really, I don't think an average person could adjust their entire mindset in five minutes or less...do you?

#random status update #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy fanfiction #tua fanfiction #tua fanfic #tua the swedes #tua axel #tua otto #tua oscar #the ikea mafia #18+ account #18+ to follow me

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snippychicke · 4 years

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Swedish Shorts--Part One

Part one of my Swedish Shorts. My weekend drabbles featuring the Ikea Mafia.

Theme: Food

---- Axel -----

You sat on the counter next to the stove, watching Axel concentrate on the meat simmering in the skillet, carefully shifting it in the thin sauce. You weren't entirely sure what all it had in it, but really didn't care. The aroma left your stomach growling, and Axel had to bat away your hand more than a few times when you tried to pick out a piece when you thought he wasn't looking.

"Kӧttsoppa," he said simply when you finally caved in and asked what he was making. You tried repeating, your tongue refusing to roll the same way he did. His eyes briefly met yours while a small little smile tugged at his lips at your attempt. "Kӧttsoppa," he repeated, this time slow and deliberate.

"Kӧttsoppa," you said haltingly, but close enough that it sounded vaguely correct.

"Very good, älskling," he praised anyways, reaching up to cup your cheek. The leather of his glove was warm against your skin while the pad of his thumb was rough as he brushed your bottom lip. You felt your cheeks warm before he leaned over and kissed you softly. Even though the kiss was chaste, it made your heart thump and left you feeling dizzy as he pulled away.

"Are you going to tell me what that means?" You asked after you were able to get your wits back together. It was something he and his brothers called you in tender moments, and you wondered if it was just a nickname or something more...intimate.

"Eventually," was his answer with a teasing smile as he pulled dishes from the cupboard.

-- Oscar --

You loved home-cooked meals. But sometimes, there was nothing better than a greasy American hamburger, fries, and a soda.

You and Oscar sat on the curb of a fast-food restaurant parking lot, picking fries from the same greasy paper bag while waiting for the other two to finish their own missions. Axel had the honor of grocery shopping since he did most of the cooking while Otto was finding lodgings for the night since the hotel the Commission had chosen was swarming with police.

Which, for once, wasn't because of the mission. Or even anything you or the brothers had done. Someone murder that didn't involve the Commission at all.

"Do you think they'll be mad if we eat their fries too?" You asked as you studied paper sleeves still full after your own had been reduced to holding nothing but crumbs.

"Probably." Oscar shrugged before grabbing a few and popping them in his mouth, shooting you a wicked grin. You laughed and leaned into him, shifting as his hand snaked around your waist to hold you close, the bag being unceremoniously scooted to the side.

It was the little moments like this you loved the most. Not the thrill and challenge of missions, but the short peaceful times between the hunting and fighting. Being able to just sit on a curb on a sunny afternoon, watching traffic go by as people lived their funny little lives, being held by one of the men you loved.

Oscar called your name softly, making you tilt your head to look at him. He surprised you with a short and sweet kiss, light dancing in his eyes.

"Jag älskar dig."

He laughed at the perplexed look on your face as you tried to match the few words you knew to his sentence. Except he untangled himself from you and stood to stretch before wandering down the road without another word. "Wait! Oscar!" You grabbed the food and followed after him. "Oscar! What did you just say?"

"Just the obvious," he teased, flicking your nose playfully though you could see a hint of a blush on his cheeks.

-- Otto--

Mornings were not your strong suit. You grumbled and groaned as you rolled off the couch, draping your blanket over your shoulders to chase off the lingering cold before carefully stepping over Oscar sprawled on the floor in his own pile of pillows and blankets. You could see Axel still buried in one of the narrow twin beds, his hair sticking every which way barely discernable against the white pillows as he slept on, dead to the world.

Otto's bed, of course, was sharply made, and the bathroom was still muggy from his shower. It never failed that he was the first one to wake long before anyone else. You knew you should probably take a shower as well before the other two woke to fight over the hot water, but the coffee waiting in the carafe proved too tempting. You poured yourself a cup before slipping outside. The cold morning air was sharp against your lungs, and the view from the hotel porch was breathtaking.

Otto sat on the bench, already dressed though his hair was still damp, clinging to his jaw in slight curls. You settled next to him, his arm settling across your shoulders as you leaned into him for the extra warmth. Otto's fingers were lazily playing with your hair, threatening to lull you back to sleep.

No words were needed as you both sipped at the coffee, enjoying the sunrise and the world waking up with it. This was the only reason you like being up early in the mornings.

"I love this," you sighed after a moment, unable to hold the thought inside any longer. His fingers paused, making you look up at him. There was a tender look on his face as he cupped your cheek with his other hand and drew you closer for a soft kiss.

"And I love you, sweetheart."

Part Two

#tua season two #tua swedes #tua #tua fanfic #tua Axel #the umbrella academy #the swedes #Fic: Swedish Shorts #tua otto #tua oscar #ikea mafia #axel/reader #reader/oscar #otto/reader #the swedes axel #the swedes x reader #the swedes otto #the swedes oscar

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snippychicke · 4 years

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Swedish Shorts--Two

So I'm in a mood. So here are some Swedes helping the Reader through a depressive episode.

Warning for those sensitive to the portrayal of depression/apathy. No thoughts of harm or anything mentioned

Theme: Depression

Part one

--Axel--

Axel sat down on the armrest of the overstuffed chair, making you look up from the magazine you had been staring blankly at for the last half hour. He said nothing, noticing the dull look in your eyes, the lack of a faint smile that usually played on your lips.

He had noted the typical signs of your mood changing—fewer smiles. More sighs and curse words spat at small inconveniences that usually you would just let roll off your back. You had stopped tagging along with one of them and stayed to yourself, becoming as silent as they were on a mission.

Your depression was flaring up. He knew there was no reason for it. Knew your outward shutting down was to keep everything bottled inside. Knew no words would help. But actions sometimes did.

He brushed your hair from your forehead, cupping your cheek and caressing it slightly with his thumb, his light grey eyes never leaving yours. Just a silent reminder that you weren't alone despite it might feel like.

The slight twitch of your lips reassured him you got his meaning, and you leaned into his touch while closing your eyes. He couldn't help but press a kiss to your forehead, hoping it would express precisely how much he loved you. How much he wished he could take the irrational pain away.

--Oscar--

Oscar flopped in the bed behind you, cuddling close despite the fact the bed was big enough for space. The fact you only curled tighter on your side as he rested his chin on your shoulder made him worry. He pressed butterfly kisses to your cheek and shoulder, his hand reaching around to wrap around your waist.

"Sorry," you whispered, your voice shallow and almost monotone. "I'm just not feeling it today."

"You want me to leave?" He offered, knowing that sometimes you needed space, even though it killed him to let you sulk by yourself.

"You don't have to stay," was your answer instead. "I know I'm not exactly great company right now."

He shrugged slightly and pulled you closer to him so he could hold you tighter, trying to squeeze the dark feelings out and fill you with your usual light instead. "I want to stay with you, no matter what. Because I love you."

He was pretty sure there was a hitch to your breath as you tried not to cry.

--Otto--

Otto was sure you hadn't brushed your hair in a few days, let alone had a shower. Not that you smelled, but it was a testament to how dark things had gotten while he and his brothers were away on a mission.

That and he found you lying on the floor, perfectly fine, just staring at the cats as they sniffed you inquisitively. You hadn't noticed him yet, allowing him a glimpse of the flat expression on your face, free of the mask you would slip on.

Quiet as one of the cats, he slipped over you and sat on the floor behind you, his legs stretched out. You barely startled as he brushed your shoulder, rolling to meet his gaze. The fact you just sighed instead of trying to explain yourself or deflect confirmed his fears you weren't doing good.

"Otto!" You protested when he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into his lap, your head tucked against his shoulder and legs draped over his thighs. "Otto, I…"

"Shhh," he whispered, holding you tightly. "You don't need to explain. Just let me do this for you, Älskling."

You pressed your face in his chest, fingers clenching at his coat. He pressed a kiss to your forehead, murmuring how much he loved you in his native tongue. You may not understand the words, but the soft reverent tone was enough to help you breathe and break the cycle of thoughts whirling in your mind.

#fanfic #the umbrella academy #tua #tua swedes #tua otto #tua axel #tua oscar #reader/otto #reader/oscar #reader/axel #the swedes otto #the swedes axel #the swedes x reader #tua the swedes #the swedes #Fic: Swedish Shorts #the swedes oscar #ikea mafia

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