#if they don't

[eidolons-stuff]

Enid: *runs to give Wednesday a hug, almost tackling her*

Wednesday: *accepts the hug* "When Thing said you were crying, I had to come immediately to wipe away your tears"

Enid: "There are no tears if you are with me"

Thing: *signs* "Stop! I'm gonna cry you two"

#ok #this is kinda poetic #it is definitely #adorable #why #because #wenclair #is always adorable #they fr need to get together #its illegal #if they don't #atp #seriously #thing #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid #enid sinclair #wenclair cult

[fungal-wastes-my-beloved]

...well, this is the end, but this au is based on the question: “What if the void disappeared and/or stopped functioning?”

my response is the pale king(and hallownest) would be fucked lol

[| part 1 | part 2 | part 3 |]

#hollow knight #the pale king #the abyss #comic #art #revoked au #wanna know why i call it that? #it cause the void basically revokes the pale kings child custody #by ceasing to exsist #:D #anyway #the pure vessel technically isn't dead yet #but it's up to you if they survive or not #if they do #they're no longer a void being #if they don't #they dead #don't be afraid to ask if you're confused #*le mwah* #fwmb.png

[sorta-slow]

Barney and Logs. Dorks to lovers.

I may have overdone it with the glitter pens and the blue from Barney's hair may or may not have leaked into his face but overall I like how this turned out.

I'm lucky Logs has dark hair 'cause the outline I drew of his head was super flat. Luckily I was able to paint outside the lines and I don't think you can tell.

Until drawing him, I never realised that one of Barney's pins is an upsidedown pink triangle. It's a really neat detail for them to have included.

#barney guttman #logs dead end #logan nguyen #logs nguyen #dead end paranormal park #deadendia #just some guy #art #not good art but still art #watercolor #watercolour #fanart #barney x logs #i dont know if they have a ship name or not #if they don't #i vote either bogs or larney #cause they're funny

[entrepy]

comment an emoji for a starter from a muse ( multiple emojis welcome ) ,

hit the ❤️ to plot about muse interactions ( recommended for first time callers ) ,

keep scrolling if: not a cool person .

🦾 bucky barnes ( mcu based ) ( carrd )

🩺 henrietta bouquin ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present )

🕶  isha bansal ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present ) ( carrd )

🔪 james barnes ( 616 based ) ( carrd )

🥸 lloyd hansen ( the grey man movie only ) ( carrd )

🕷  natasha romanoff ( mcu based / what if influences )

👽 orron ( fandomless, marvel affiliations present ) ( carrd )

🐦 sam wilson ( mcu based, 616 influences )

🪀 steve rogers ( mcu based, 616 & animated series influences) ( carrd )

🎀 takeshi kovacs ( carrd )

#most of my current drafts/memes are longggg #so short things in between would be gooddd #if they stay short #if they don't #it's still a W #starter call. #ooc. #also updated my carrd so wanted to flex that #i still have a few muse pages to go omllll #also plotting is normally a pen pal situation #cause my time zone is fucked #if you want a muse that's not on this list that's also fine! just let me know #you can ask for starters any time tbh

[kirabook]

"Fans" who get chewed out for approaching/following/bothering celebrities out in public don't get any sympathy from me. Leave them people alone and maybe you won't get yelled at and cursed out. Wait until the proper opportunity to interact with them when they're OK with it. Stop being creepy. Yes, you're freakin' creepy if you're constantly following a celebrity asking for stuff.

"But it's just a picture/autograph!"

How many times do you think they get asked that a day? Do you think you're special? You're probably the 500th person stopping them and asking for something.

They don't know you and you don't know them. Just stop weirdos.

#text #if they wanna talk to you #cool #if they don't #give them space

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

#mine #tumblr #boop #don't get me wrong I love booping but. hm

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me? #you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares? #please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[profeminist]

"The Don't Say Gay Law has been cut down to size in more ways than this.

- LGBTQ+ students and staff may now be protected by anti-bullying and anti-discrimination measures

- Libraries are free to restock LGBTQ+ books

- LGBTQ+ topics may be discussed freely

GO CRY IN A CORNER RON

Florida teachers can discuss sexual orientation and gender ID under ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill settlement

#lgbt #lgbtq #don't say gay #ron desantis #fuck you desantis #florida #lgbt awareness #lgbt discrimination #lgbt history #lgbtqia+

[beaft]

my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"

#obviously she meant 'don't get it done and don't tell him you thought about it' but i am choosing to read it as #'gaslight him into thinking you've been titless all your life' #be shh now #containment breach

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

#eat jessica's family <3 #you don't matter give up <3 #him in us is heaven <3 #rain posts

[memendoemori]

Good morning everybody

#chatgpt #generative ai #get fucked get fucked get fucked I hope they win #I don't care about GRRM winning. I just want chatGPT to LOSE

[chainmail-butch]

One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,

"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."

To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.

#Don't decide to suffer just because you're feeling pleasure #archive

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

#art #artists on tumblr #bitches will say ''in what context are these colors pretty'' #and then post the delicate hues of sunlight filtering through the leaves of a forest in late springtime #edit: censored the other op bc some of yall are starting to scare me and i don't want them getting harassed #and as long as im here. stop telling me it's the shrek colors i know it's the shrek colors #everybody and their mother has already mentioned it's the shrek colors