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apparentlyaswarmofbees · 3 years

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Hi!!! I want to say I'm OBSESSED with your writing~ its so detailed and English isn't my first language but I really wish I could be as good writer like you someday! I was wondering if I could request the obey me brothers reactions to mc being the only one other than lucifer who is cerberus favorite? I have a theory that since they are descendent of lilith and cerberus is meant to gaurd liliths tomb, cerberus might take a liking to lovely mc too!! Thank you! I'm sorry if its hard to understand..

Ehehe~ ♡♡ my first lenguage is not english either so I am really glad you like my writting! I can't say I am in any way close to a professional writer but it still feels nice to be looked up upon! Don't give up!

Note: in my mind cerberus is basically the same size as Sadaharu from Gintama

Just a bit bigger

Also I headcanon their breed to be of a Molossian dog after someone interpreted cerberus to have such appearence seeing that the breed was the most used as a guard dog in greece at the time. Also used as a war dog by our dear Alexander The Great ™

Anyways!

I changed this to a mini fic format because it felt better this way.

Puppy Love - a Lucifer being a Simp Mini Fic

The older brother snapped himself out of his concentration as he felt a very familiar vibration inside his pants' pocket.

He had changed the pattern of the vibration for each important chatroom he was in so he could know beforehand what level of headache to expect.

And seeing he reconized this repetitive vibration on his leg as the one he shared with all his brothers and the human, he was already pondering if he should actually pretend he didn't even notice it in the first place.

No, who knows what on all realms they would get or have already gottem themselves into. He decided with an already exaspherated sigh an a small twinge of worry as he unpocketed his D.D.D.

He doesn't know if he should file what was happening as expected or not.

'Yo guys, check this out!'

-Image sent-

That was Leviathan.

And in the picture was a very familiar hellhound smiling at the camera as two other familiar figures of the human and a certain Avatar of Lust sat themselves comfortably on Ceberus' back.

When had they gone out??

'Srsly, how the hell did they manage to tame that thing???'

'Everytime I get close to him he growls at me!'

'That's your own fault for being a pain in the ass Mammon.'

-thunder emoji sent-

'Also, didn't Beel also go with you guys?'

'I was half asleep but I'm pretty sure he told me he was leaving. I think.'

'Oh, he went to buys us food. At least I hope he doesn't eat it all before coming back.'

Lucifer stared at the unfolding conversation, opening and closing the image several times.

'What on earth...?'

Was all he could type in.

He remembers that at some point in the past he was worried about you getting along with the hellhound, he planned very throughly to have them be an extra layer of protection in case needed. Making sure to force you to take Cerberus on a walk to have them get used to your scent.

Of course it never showed to be necessary as Mammon had already kept enough watch over you, too much even.

The hellhound was pretty indiferent to you throughout your entire first year, but then the moment you stepped in the Devildom for the second time, it was like Cerberus was your own pet all allong.

More often than not he would catch you already in the tombs giving the mythological man eater hellhound belly rubs while blowing kisses. And he wasn't even going to start with the fact Cerberus was obviously enjoying the attention.

And he was not going to get into the fact that the sight of Cerberus' ears perking up whenever your name was mentioned the same way they did whenever Lucifer's name was mentioned (specially out of your lips) made his heart go extremelly soft, nope.

'Would you look at that Lucifer.'

'It seems your dog has a soft spot for our fellow human.'

'I wonder why huh?'

Lucifer squinted at Satan's messages on his D.D.D.'s screen as his fingers pressed on the typing space, tapping into a recently used emoji.

-frowning emoji sent-

-whistling emoji sent-

This ittle shit. He thought.

'Sataaaaan'

'You're missing the fun! Cerberus' fur is so soft!'

The older brother scoffed at Asmo's texts.

'Of course it is, I make sure to keep them groomed and clean.'

'If only they were a cat...'

'LOL cat Cerberus LOLOLOL'

'Kitty Cerberus LOLOLOL'

He felt his eyebrows dig even lower on his forehead.

'Maybe I should get someone to temporarelly turn Cerberus into a Quimera.'

'Then we will see if you can still call them 'Kitty', Mammon.'

'Stop singlin' me out, damn!'

At this point Lucifer could already feel a smile forming on his lips.

He would be dammed if anyone knew how much fun he actually has while teasing his fellow second oldest.

-image sent-

'Look at Levi! Ahaha!'

The image was sent by Asmodeus. Apparently he just switched places with Leviathan on Cerberus back.

Only this time he was in front of the human and not behind them like Asmo, covering half of their face and most likely their smile as he could see the squint on the corners of their shining eyes.

He's blocking the view. The oldest tsk'ed.

'Oi! Why is he sittin' on the front?!'

Him and the second oldest could agree on certain things sometimes.

'He jumped out LOL'

-image sent-

-laughing emoji sent-

'He had one job...'

Lucifer covered his mouth with a hand and cleaned his throat to hide the fact that he almost laughed.

Why was he hiding it anyways, he was alone in his office?? He sighed.

'Ah! Beel is back!'

'And he didn't eat everything yay!'

'I found some dog snacks on the way too.'

Lucifer sighed again, this time more fondly, he surely hoped they weren't spoiling the hellhound too much.

His phone vibrated again.

Another message came in, only this time in private.

He perked.

It was you.

'Lucifer, I'm going to steal your dog.'

He did not expect that.

But he would be dammed if he let his surprise show.

'Oh really? Seeing how much they like you, I don't think you need to steal them.'

'They would gladly go with you if you call out to them.'

He did not know how to feel by the fact that what he just wrote could actually be right.

'Would you go with me if I called?'

His eyes widened for a second.

Would he? He smiled.

'Of course.'

Yes, yes he would.

#have Lucifer being a Loser #obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mini fic #obey me cerberus #obey me imagines

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euan112358 · 4 years

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Pet's Day Out

For @thelazyhermits and her fantastic TABF-verse, here's something that came to mind. Hope it's fluffy enough!

"And... there! That's the last one!" Mineta said, gently peeling the last cat's fur off of the sticky orb. The tabby cat immediately hopped to the ground and began washing itself, obviously glad to be free of its prison.

"Good," Y/N said, brushing bits of fur off her lap and grateful that it was still early enough in the spring for claw-proof long sleeves. "Now what have we learned, Mineta?"

"That cats don't like being stuck to my hairballs, Sensei?" the short boy answered apologetically. "Sorry about the fuss."

"No harm done," Y/N said with a smile. "I agree that it was funny at first, but we shouldn't leave the cats to be upset for too long. Now how about you apologize to Missy with some belly rubs?" As if in agreement, the tabby cat in question mrowled and rolled onto her back.

Mineta chuckled and dutifully got to work, while Y/N stretched her arms and looked around the front porch of the 1-A Heights Alliance dorm. It was such a lovely spring day that many of the neighborhood stray cats that Y/N had a habit of feeding and welcoming had come for their tribute, at the same time that several of the students had decided to take a study break and enjoy the fresh air.

Needless to say, everyone soon joined in with playing with the cute kitties. To make things even better, Kouda had also decided that today would be a good day to let his pet rabbit Yuwai out for a run, and Vlad King had asked Y/N if she could look after his bulldog Wally while he and his class had a special session at the USJ. So, with animals all around her, Y/N, 1-A and a few passersby had settled in for a lovely afternoon.

She saw Eri giggling as the cat in her arms nuzzled curiously at her long silver hair, the adorableness of which made Y/N want to melt.

She saw Ojiro nonchalantly strolling across the road, trying to look nonchalant even with the jingling bells tied with ribbon to his tail tip, and the coterie of cats following him trying to grab them. Hagakure followed close behind, holding her phone up and enjoying every moment.

She saw Tokoyami having an intent staring match with a black cat that she recognized as a frequent and very intent visitor, while Dark Shadow and Asui played with some more behind his back.

She saw Yuwai and the excitable Lionheart chasing each other around the lawn while Kouda chased after them trying to keep order, while never losing his smile. Her sympathies went out to Kouda and Lionheart; she'd chased Yuwai down before and she knew they were in for a time.

She saw Jirou sitting under a tree and trying to focus on her guitar-playing, even as a bold kitty tugged insistently at one of her long earlobes.

She saw Satou dutifully pouring out some more water and food for the cats.

She saw Todoroki looking down contentedly at Wally snoozing on his left knee, as well as the handful of kittens snoozing on Wally's back and even more cuddled up against Todoroki's side. If she couldn't find a picture of that at the end of the day, she'd have some choice words for the photographers.

She saw Shinsou snoozing against another tree, the gray Olivia curled up in his lap.

She saw Yaoyorozu dusting off her hands and stepping back from a cat tower that she had assembled next to the door with her powers and bare hands, and Sero placing a cat at the very top of it.

She saw Shouji looking like a cat king, all six arms and his many grown hands scratching at cat ears, backs and bellies, while Uraraka and Ashido laughed at the sight.

Y/N laughed too and leant back, looking up at the spring sky. Truly, nothing could spoil this day.

Suddenly, as if in response to her thought, a sudden onset of loud yapping suddenly filled the air, and several of the cats, which had only just gotten used to Wally around, stiffened. The students looked up in confusion, and Shinsou cracked open an eye.

The next moment, Iida appeared next to Y/N, trying to hide his fluster under his usual steadfast personality. "Y/N-sensei! We require your assistance! And where's Kouda-kun?"

Kouda waved from where he was trying to keep the cats calm, while Y/N stood up. "Iida? What's wrong? Weren't you, Midoriya, Kirishima and Kaminari out on an errand?"

"We were, but then we found Bakugou-kun, and we thought it best to bring him back here and inform you!" Iida replied, hand raised as if swearing what he was saying was true.

"Bakugou?" Y/N said, completely befuddled. "Didn't his parents come to take him out for lunch with an old family friend today?"

"Indeed they did, but they ran into some trouble! See for yourself!" Iida pointed back to where Kaminari and Kirishima were walking up the street, not looking half as harried as their class president.

The reason for that was clear; they were too preoccupied with the three dogs that they were bringing along. All three were very fluffy Pomeranians, with the one following behind the boys a dark brown, rather placid male, and the one next to Kaminari a poofy blonde female, which kept shooting looks at Kirishima.

Or more accurately, at the yappy, very irate, and very familiar blond Pomeranian pup held securely in Kirishima's hardened arms.

Y/N's jaw dropped. "Bakugou?"

"Yep, and whoever did this to him must have got his family too," Kaminari said, gesturing at the pup's blonde mother - which could only be Bakugou Mitsuki - next to him.

"Aw! Bakugou's so cute as a puppy!" Ashido cooed, darting over and trying to pet the angry fluffball, who only just barked at her. "Still could use some anger management, as always!"

Y/N had to agree that Bakugou looked absolutely adorable, but she tried to focus on the issue. "When did you find them? Who did this to them?"

"We found them just running towards U.A., so I guess they were trying to find help," Kirishima shrugged. "We... never actually saw anyone use their Quirk on them, but come on! Three dogs that look almost identical to Bakugou and his parents; what are the odds that these are just some random dogs?"

"Well, if you didn't see who did this to them, maybe they did?" Y/N suggested. "Kouda! Mind giving us a hand?"

Kouda looked up, then looked back down as one of the cats he was trying to corral hissed at the newcomers. He held up one finger as he tried to herd the cats away and prevent a mass panic - which was proving to be just as complicated as implied.

"You need a minute, Kouda?" Y/N called, and got a nod in return.

"I'll give him a hand, Y/N-sensei," Shinsou said, standing up, stretching and moving towards the slowly-dispersing feline crowd. Satou, Yaoyorozu and Asui also went to help.

"So where's Midoriya? Wasn't he with you?" Y/N asked. Wally, awakened by the sound, gamboled up to the new dogs and barked a hello. The adult dogs yapped hello in return, while the pup just snarled in agitation.

"He was, but Bakugou really didn't like having him around," Kirishima answered, jostling the dog in his arms. "Kept yapping louder than usual and making all of us go deaf. So he offered to walk around the area where we found him and see if anyone saw anything. He said he'd call if he found anything."

"That sounds sensible," Y/N said, reaching out to pet the Pomeranian too. The yappy fur ball only yapped louder at the sensation, but a firm growl from his mother made him eventually give in. "But I thought Bakugou and Midoriya were on better terms now."

Kirishima just shrugged.

Eri trotted up, looking curiously at the snarling blond puppy. "Is this really Bakugou-san? It looks just like him!" Y/N and many of the students snorted to hide a smile, but the pup in Kirishima's arms kept yapping and growling.

The next few moments were spent petting and cooing over the dogs, before Kouda finally came back, the cats successfully ushered away.

Y/N gestured to the dogs. "Alright, Kouda, can you figure out who did this to Bakugou and his family."

Kouda nodded, bent down to the brown father, and started whispering to him. How he negotiated, Y/N had no idea, but she could see the growing confusion on his face.

Then, all at once, Kouda's eyes widened and he looked between all three dogs with a sense of realization. His head flicked almost comically between the dogs until he couldn't take it any more, and he broke down...

... with laughter.

Y/N and the 1-A students stared in confusion as Kouda sat down on the road, clutching his stomach and giggling his heart out. His laughter was as quiet as his words, but the way he was obviously busting a gut seemed to indicate that there wasn't a major problem with.

Despite herself, Y/N couldn't help but smile at the laughter. "Kouda? What's so funny?"

Kouda just shook his head, too amused to even explain himself. Then the next moment, more laughter filled the air as, for no apparent reason, Jirou and Shouji started to laugh and chortle along with him.

Iida's head flicked between his three classmates, growing more indignant and frustrated. "Kouda-kun! Jirou-kun! Shouji-kun! What on earth are you laughing about? Your classmate has been turned into a dog, with no idea who did it or how long their Quirk may last, and all you can do is laugh about it?!"

Shouji just shook his head, leaning back against the tree he was sitting against. Chest still heaving with laughter, he raised one arm and pointed down the road, and right on cue, Midoriya spoke up.

"Ah... Iida-san, I think I may have the answer.."

"WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!"

Bakugou's voice caught everyone's attention, and they all turned around. There, coming up the road beside Midoriya, were Bakugou and his parents, completely human and looking rather bemused. Well, his father Masaru certainly was and his mother Mitsuki looked more amused, but Bakugou was his usual irate self.

Midoriya rubbed his head sheepishly. "I met them on the way in, and they couldn't understand why I was so excited, so I just led them here instead..."

Kaminari's face lit up. "Bakugou! You're alright! And you're not a dog!"

"Of course I'm alright, Derp-face! Nothing happened while we were out! And what do you mean by dog-" Bakugou's eyes widened when Kirishima turned around, revealing the spiky-furred blond pup in his arms. The moment it laid eyes on Bakugou, its yapping and snarling ratcheted up by an order of magnitude.

Bakugou pointed one incredulous finger at the fuzzball. "You thought that was me?!"

"And that these were your parents, transformed by a Quirk," Kirishima added, pointing to the other two dogs. "It... made sense at the time?"

"That hairball looks nothing like me!" Bakugou roared indignantly, the pup snarling just as loudly in unison.

His classmates, however, disagreed, given how they were all guffawing at the sight. The laughter only redoubled when both Bakugou and the puppy started snarling at everyone in perfect sync.

Mitsuki burst out laughing too when the mother Pomeranian trotted up to her. "You sure about that, brat? The resemblance is uncanny!" Her husband nodded, examining the brown Pomeranian papa, who by now had settled on the grass for a nap.

"I was trying to tell you," Kouda managed to get out through his giggles. "Those dogs weren't Bakugou and his parents; they're just some strays looking for food! It was all one big coincidence that they all look so alike!"

Mitsuki laughed, putting out a hand for the mother dog to sniff. "Well if that's the case, Masaru dear, maybe we can make some room to adopt them? With Katsuki living in the dorms, the house has been feeling a bit empty, and it'd be a great conversation-starter..."

"NOT ON YOUR LIFE, YA OLD HAG!"

"Sounds like a great idea!" Sero called out. "Maybe if Bakugou becomes a Baku-bro, he'll lighten up a bit!"

"Oh! Oh! And you can name him Dokkan!" Ashido chimed in. Soon all the kids were throwing out name suggestions, much to the ire of Bakugou and his pup-counterpart and the amusement of their parents.

Aside from Bakugou, the only one not laughing now was Iida, whose head was pivoting back and forth between the dogs and the humans he thought they were. His mouth opened and closed, but the only thing he could get out was, "But... but..."

Y/N smiled knowingly at the class president. "Jumped to conclusions again, didn't you, Iida?"

#mha #tabf #pet #fluff

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samanthaa-leanne · 4 years

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*Whispers* Do them all! (If you're okay with it)

YES THANK YOU!!!!!

3 Fears: Spiders, snakes, and death.

3 things I love: Moon, pizza, animals.

2 turns on: Anime boys and more anime boys.

2 turns off: Non anime boys and uhh non anime boys.

My best friend: oof I have a lot. Theres my HS bff Krista, as well as @handsoffmyfriends @shinsou-lovin-hours-anon @yeet-these-hoez @taepoppin & @asadgwen

Sexual orientation: Bisexual.

How tall am I: 5′5 5′6 ish.

What do I miss right now: Getting 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Favourite color: Blue.

Do I have a crush: On about a million anime boys.

Favourite place: Beach.

What am I listening to right now: I’m watching Criminal Minds

Shoe size: Don’t make fun of me but 10.5/11. I have big feet.

Eye color: Blue.

Hair color: Brown with blonde highlights.

Meaning behind my URL: It’s my first name with an additional A and my middle name

Favourite song: At the moment? Brand New Vision by Point North

Favourite band: Way too many to count.

How I feel right now: Happy

Someone I love: All of you

My current relationship status: Married

My relationship with my parents: Ehh okay..

Favourite season: Summer/Fall

Tattoos and piercing i have: My ears used to be pierced and I have a matching tattoo with my dad

Tattoos and piercing i want: I have an anime sleeve planned, a moon phase tattoo, and a few song lyric tattoos.

The reasons I joined Tumblr: I honestly don’t remember

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: No :(

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: Yes.

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: Like 20 minutes

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?: Nope

Where am I right now?: My house

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?” The louder the better

Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Nope. I own my own house

Am I excited for anything?: I have a trip to japan planned for October

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: My brother Alex is honestly one of the best people in my life.

How often do I wear a fake smile?: 8 hours a day M-F while I’m at work

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Tom Holland or Johnny Depp or Jim Carrey. Honestly so many people

What do I think about most?: Haikyuu and BNHA

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind

What was the last lie I told?: That I don’t smoke pot lol

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: I prefer to text

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Yes and yes

Do I believe in magic?: Yes

Do I believe in luck?: Yes

What’s the weather like right now?: Its 92 degrees rn

What was the last book I’ve read?: I’m re-reading the House of Night series by P.C and Kristin Cast

Do I have any nicknames?: A lot. Sam, Sami, Sam I Am, Sammy Sosa, Bubbles

Do I spend money or save it?: A little of both

Can I touch my nose with a tounge?: No :(

Favourite animal?: Penguins and Flamingos

What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Sleeping

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Falling Like The Stars by Cole Norton

What is my favorite word?: Any cuss word. Probably fuck

My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @myherowritings @handsoffmyfriends @akaashichigo @burnedbyshoto @gallickingun and so many more

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: What’s up bitches

Do I have any relatives in jail?: Nope

What is my current desktop picture?: My Karasuno babies

Had sex? Yes

Bought condoms? Yes

Gotten pregnant? Nope

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Maybe? I don’t remember

Had job?: Yes

Smoked weed? Yes

Smoked cigarettes? No

Drank alcohol? Yes

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? No

Been overweight? Yes

Been underweight? No

Gotten my heart broken? Yes

Been to prom? No

Been in airplane? Yes

Learned another language? Kinda? I did 4 years of German in HS but I don’t remember most of it.

Wore make up? Yes

Dyed my hair? Yes

Had a surgery? Does oral surgery count? I had my wisdom teeth taken out

Met someone famous? No

Stalked someone on a social network? Maybe...

Been fishing? Yes

Been rejected by a crush? Yes

What do I want for birthday? Anything anime related tbh or maybe another tattoo

Do I like my handwriting? Ew no

Where do I want to live when older? North Carolina or somewhere where there’s no snow

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? No

What I’m really bad at: Drawing

What my greatest achievments are: My SMAU’s

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: My dad called me a cunt one time

What I’d do if I won in a lottery: Pay off my house and my car and buy my mom the house she deserves.

What do I like about myself: My eyes

My closest Tumblr friend: @handsoffmyfriends

Any question you’d like? I really like the swings

Are you outgoing or shy? A little bit of both

What kind of people are you attracted to? Anime boys

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?: Yes

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Nope

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?: My brother

What does the most recent text that you sent say? lol ok

What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Me Against Myself by Wage War, Remembering Sunday by All Time Low, The Langdon House by Issues, Brand New Vision by Point North, Favorite Place by All Time Low.

Do you like it when people play with your hair?: AHHH YES

Do you think there is life on other planets?: For sure

Do you like bubble baths? Yes

Do you like your neighbors? Yes

Where would you like to travel? Japan, Ireland, UK, Italy.

Favorite part of your daily routine? Leaving work lol

What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My stomach

What do you do when you wake up? Go pee

Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Nope

Do you ever want to get married? I’m already married

If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Sorta.

Would you rather live without TV or music? Neither

Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yes

What are your favorite stores to shop in? Target

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depending on what they do

Do you smile at strangers? Sometimes

Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?: Nope

Ever wished you were someone else?: Sometimes

Favourite makeup brand?: I don’t use makeup

Last thing you ate?: Pizza

Ever won a competition? For what? Nope

Ever been in love? Yes

Facebook or Twitter? Twitter

Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr

Are you watching tv right now? Yes, Criminal Minds

What colour are your towels? Multicolored

Favourite ice cream flavour? Cookie n Cream

First person you talked to today? My husband

Last person you talked to today? My husband

Name a person you hate? I don’t hate anybody

Name a person you love? Everyone of you

Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Probably lol

Do you tan a lot? Not anymore

Have any pets? 2 dogs and a kitty cat

Do you type fast? Yes

Do you regret anything from your past?: Ohh boy yes

Ever broken someone’s heart?: Probably @handsoffmyfriends with all my angst

Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?: Yes

Is cheating ever okay? No

Do you believe in true love? Yes

What your zodiac sign? Virgo

Do you believe in ghosts? Yes

Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou) “Beautiufl, see the cloud, the cloud appear. Beautiful, see the rain, the rain draw near.”

#samanthaa-leanne #wow this was so much fun #thank you!!

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not-close-to-straight · 7 years

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Smitten Kitten (Final!)

Catch all the other chapters HERE. ********************* “If I watch this anymore I'm going to be sick.” Rhodey made a face, but didn't bother looking away. “Is this really happening?”

“You should be pleased, Colonel.” Wanda said disapprovingly. “Seeing your best friend so happy like this? You more than anyone know that Tony needs this sort of love.”

“Yeah. No, I am happy for him.” Rhodey admitted. “But come on. This is…. this is… they do this every morning? Exactly like this?”

“Every. Single. Morning.” Natasha emphasized. She was the only one in the group not watching the, studiously reading her magazine and ignoring the three mates in the kitchen.

“It's the cutest thing in the world.” Clint interjected. “How long have we waited for each of those guys to be happy? And now they are happy together , what could be better than this?” He calmly lifted his phone and snapped a picture.

“Clint, what the fuck ?”

“For science?” He offered with an embarrassed smile. “Maybe blackmail. But come on. It's adorable.”

“I believe Hawkeye is correct.” Vision said smoothly. “To see our Captain, Sergeant Barnes and Anthony so happy after they have all been through so much… perhaps we can allow them this unorthodox display of affection.”

“Well I still think it's gross.” Rhodey huffed and crossed his arms. “Really, it's almost indecent. I can't believe I'm actually still watching this.”

******************************“

I think they are talking about us.” Steve said softly, scooping up some oatmeal and feeding it to Tony slowly, completely enjoying the way Tony thoroughly cleaned every bit of food from his fingers before releasing them.

“I think they can suck it.” Tony responded primly, and turned to Bucky, who offered him half a strawberry from his own mouth, and Tony grinned, flicking his tongue out to taste the fruit and and all over Bucky's lips before taking it and eating it happily.

He was perched on the kitchen counter, both the soldiers pressed against either leg, feeding him in small bites between kisses and nuzzles. He wasn't even wearing a shirt, preferring to have both his bonding marks on full display, as well as to allow his mates to touch all over as much skin as they wanted.

“I think maybe we gross them out a little.” Bucky took a drink of milk and tilted the glass so Tony could have some too, smiling as Steve got some more oatmeal ready.

“I think they can suck it .” Tony said again, more firmly this time.

“How's your throat, honey?” Steve asked softly. “Feeling alright?”

Tony shrugged a little.“A little sore, but I'm fine.” He rubbed at his throat, then over his reddened bonding marks with a rueful smile.

Last night, Bucky had thrown him onto the bed, taking him hard and fast while Steve had stood at his head and fucked into his throat viciously, both of them jacking him off roughly, leaving bites all over his chest and stomach, and when they had finished, each Alpha shifter had remarked his neck, breaking through the original bond mark with their teeth.

Tony had shuddered and screamed and come three separate times because his mates weren't satisfied with just once or twice.

He was sore and aching this morning, his voice raw, his ass stinging, but he didn't care. Not in the littlest bit.

“So, we've officially been bonded for a month now and I bought something fun to celebrate with you two.” He opened for another bite of the warm oatmeal, sighing as it soothed his throat.

“Oh?” Steve moaned softly when Tony let his teeth scrape over his fingers and Bucky nipped a little bite onto Tony's cheek.“Tell us what you got, honey.”

“Come and find out.” Tony teased and hopped off the counter, giving them both a kiss as thanks for his breakfast, and headed up to his their penthouse. “Give me five minutes.”

Bucky and Steve waved at him, and finished the rest of their own breakfast quickly.

“You sleep alright last night?” Bucky put his bowl down and reached for Steve, bumping their foreheads together.

Steve closed his eyes and let himself relax into the touch. “Yeah. Tossed and turned but--”

“Something on your mind?” Bucky asked, bringing his hand up to massage Steve's neck lightly, and the Lion shifter sighed at the contact, swaying a little closer.

“Nothing new. Did I keep you awake?”“No, just checking on you.” Bucky smiled when Steve stepped even closer, silently asking for more, so he dropped a light kiss on his forehead, holding him tighter.

It was good between them, like this, so they stayed close for a short while, soothing each other with barely there touches, light rumbles and growls, letting their bond strengthen.

It was several minutes before Steve cleared his throat and stepped away somewhat reluctantly. “Shall we? Don't want to keep Tony waiting.”

“High maintenance little thing.” Bucky agreed with a grin and laced their fingers together to head upstairs.

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Tony's mates knocked on the bedroom door softly, then waited a moment before entering.

The lights were low in the bedroom, nothing except the bed side lamps lit. Every pillow from all the couches and chairs had been gathered on top of the bed, and in the middle of them all, sitting up on his knees was Tony.

He was partial shifted, ears up and alert, tail twitching playfully behind him, claws out and tracing little circles into his thighs.

And he wasn't wearing anything except a black velvet collar around his neck. His name was stitched in silver lettering in big bold letters, and the tag hooked around it proudly labeled him as Bucky and Steve's.

“Oh Tony .” Steve dropped to his knees just that fast, knocked nearly speechless by the sight. “Look at you sweetheart. So beautiful.”

“Stunning.” Bucky knelt too, grabbing Steve's arm to keep either of them from just jumping on the bed. “Oh what a perfect pretty little kitty you are.”

Alpha shifters or not, they were completely at the mercy of their mate like this, and were already rolling into their partial shifts, voices deepening, teeth sharpening as the need to take surged through them.

But their mate needed compliments first, compliments and flattery and so much love , so they just knelt there and said everything that came to mind, sweet words and phrases spilling from their lips even as they both reached for him, tried to edge closer to the bed, needed him more than they needed to breathe.

“God, just look at you.” “So perfect.” “How gorgeous.” “Our mate.” “ Ours.” “What did we even do to get so lucky?” “Come here, honey.” “Can we play? Oh please let us play with you.” “We need you sweetheart.” “So wonderful for us.” “Made for us.” “Look at those gorgeous ears.” “That beautiful long tail.” “Beautiful, perfect kitty.” “So perfect, sweet thing.”

And Tony just bared his little fangs and smiled.Because this was fucking purrrfect.

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Epilogue

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The ringtone of Steve's phone completely interrupted the mission briefing, and absolutely made Agent Coulsons jaw drop.

“Who let the dogs out? Who who who who! Who let the dogs out?”

“Oh my god.” Steve's face flamed red and he scrambled to mute it. “I am so sorry, Agent Coulson, Colonel Rhodes, its um—”

“Captain Rogers.” Rhodey was trying his damnedest to keep the smirk off his face. “Captain Rogers.” he cleared his throat. “Would I be correct in assuming that Sergeant Barnes is the one calling you right now?”

“I–I–” the Lion shifter swallowed back a growl of annoyance. “My mate changed my ringtone, I apologize.”

“Sorry, but Sergeant Barnes chose that as his ringtone?” Agent Coulson asked in that quietly, polite way of his. “Sergeant Barnes, the Alpha Wolf shifter?”

“Not that mate. My other mate, Tony.” he breathed a deep sigh.

Tony had changed his ringtone because he'd been upset Steve couldn't stay with him all day today. Not that Steve had wanted to spend his whole day locked in the conference room talking about missions and personnel.

No he would much rather be snuggled up in bed with both his mates. He missed Tony and Bucky so much he nearly ached. He needed a break from all this. A break from being Captain America. A break from being Steve. He needed to just be Bucky and Tony's mate, and let them take care of him.

Steve shook his head and pushed those thoughts away. He had been feeling down for weeks now and didn't really know what to do about it.“If you’ll excuse me.” he said politely. “I need to take this.”

“Ah. Of course.” Coulson said with a little smile. “By all means, take your mates call.”

“Thank you. Just a few minutes.” Steve stepped into the hallway and opened his phone. “Bucky, I swear to god. You know I am in a meeting, I will muzzle your–”

“911, Steve.” Bucky's voice was stressed, nearly a whine. “911, our room. Its Tony.”

“Oh shit.” Steve only stepped into the conference room long enough to snatch his shield, and took off running, no apology or explanation or anything.

“I haven't been around the compound much since this all happened.” Coulson commented mildly. “Does this sort of thing–”

“Tony is the most high maintenance person in the world. Also the most high maintenance shifter. Steve and Bucky have their hands full all the time.”

“Tony couldn't weigh more than a hundred and twenty pounds.” Coulson raised his eyebrows. “How much trouble could he possibly be?”

Rhodey just started laughing. “Phil. You literally have no idea how much of a handful Tony can be.”

“Isnt his shifter form a cat?”

“Phil. You have no idea.” The Colonel collapsed back into his chair, shoulders shaking.“But both Rogers and Barnes are Alpha–”

“Phil.” Rhodey was full on cackling now, wiping his tears away. “You have no idea.”

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“Tony!” Steve was yelling, racing up the stairs, tearing into a partial shift as he went, a snarl burning in his throat at the thought of something happening to either of his mates, but especially Tony. Perfect, tiny, little smitten Tony who needed to be held and cuddled and protected and–

The door burst inwards when he smashed into it shield first and skidded to a stop.“Bucky, mate, are you–is everything–” His shield hit the ground with a clang. “Bucky, are you kidding me?”

“Shush.” Bucky hadn't even turned to look at him yet, kneeling on the floor and staring at their big bed. He was partial shifted, ears and claws out, tail wagging furiously. “Look at him.”

“Oh my god.” Steve dropped onto the ground next to him, his claws retracting as he pulled his Lion back. “Oh, honey, look at him.”

“I know.” Bucky reached and laced their fingers together, his claws scraping over Steves palm. “Our mate is the cutest.”

“God, hes the cutest.”

Tony, fully shifted into his tiny fierce eight pound cat, was curled in the center of their giant bed, little face buried inside his Iron Man mask.

“What is he doing?” Steve dropped his voice into a whisper, leaning closer to his mate, enjoying the physical contact after being apart all day. “Why is he–”

“FRIDAY says Tony had a rough day, didn't want to face anything so he shifted and crawled into his helmet and fell asleep.”

“Sweet, perfect thing.” Steve said sympathetically. “Why didn't he call us?”

“We were busy.” Bucky snorted. “But he should know that's not a valid reason. He knows he can talk to us anytime.” He looked over when Steve leaned against him, and hooked an arm around his mate's shoulders. “You need to be held, Stevie? Get your Lion ass over here.”

The Wolf shifter tugged Steve tighter against his chest. “You know you don't have to ask, sugar, come on. I've been missing you, come on.”

“Thanks.” Steve mumbled. It was still difficult for him, even after being mated for a month to both Tony and Bucky, to admit when he needed to be held, when he needed Bucky to be the Alpha and take care of him. “So…Tony. What are we doing about Tony.”

“Sure. Changing the subject is fine. Not that I've noticed that the past few weeks have been hard on you and want to be there for you or anything.” Bucky nuzzled into his hair affectionately. “I think we need to climb on that bed and cuddle our mate. He obviously needs some loving to make it through today, and you do too.”

“I'm fine.” Steve protested, but he definitely pressed his face tighter into Bucky's chest.

“Sure.” Bucky comforted. “Sure. Up on the bed, honey. Partial shift for me, let me see those pretty gold eyes. Let your Lion out and I'll hold you.”

Steve promptly obeyed, pulling his shirt up and over his chest and letting the partial shift take him, eyes shading to gold and Bucky growled in approval watching the muscles ripple under all that perfect skin.

“Beautiful.” he said, and Steve flushed a little, crawling up on the bed and lying down next to Tony. The cat meowed a sleepily, little paws twitching, and Bucky nearly melted. “God, hes precious.”

“So precious.” Steve echoed, and ran his hand gently over Tony's soft fur. “You ok, sweetheart? Having a rough day?”

Another little meow that sounded more like a whimper, and Bucky was stripping off his clothes, shifting further into his Wolf and following his mate onto the bed, curling his big body around both Steve and the tiny cat.

“Hey, sweet thing.” he crooned. “Want to tell us whats wrong? Want to take the mask off and let us hold you?”

There was a long moment of just silence, then Tony slid away from the mask slowly, scooting across the bed until he was lying between their chests, curled into a little ball.

“There you are.” “Aw, little darling, whats wrong?” “Talk to us, honey.” “We’re right here, both of us.” “We love you, Tony.” “Our perfect little shifter. “Perfect, pretty little kitty.”

Tony sighed and stretched a little, then closed his eyes and started purring happily. Bucky glanced up and smiled into Steve's golden eyes.

“Come here.” he tugged at him and Steve pressed closer, nearly squishing Tony between them as he tucked his head under Bucky's chin, breathing in the comforting scents of both his mates. “That's good.” Bucky murmured comfortingly, his big arms circling both of them. “My mates. Mine. I love you both. So much.”

Tony purred louder then, and Steve definitely wasn't purring, but the Lion shifter was definitely rumbling in a soft purr-y kind of way, and Bucky just smiled and held them both a little closer, a little tighter.

Both his mates were perfect.

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Tony woke up sandwiched between his two mates, and happy as hell. He had told FRIDAY specifically to not let them know he’d been having a bad day, but he was absolutely thrilled they had found him. Nothing was better than waking up with both his mates in bed with him, Bucky's arms keeping them safe.

“Bucky.” he whispered. “Mate.”

“Mate.” Bucky replied sleepily and dropped his head to press a long kiss to his lips. “Are you alright?”

“Yeah. Better now.” Tony snuggled closer into the big Alpha.

“You should have called us. We could have come sooner.”

“You were busy.” Tony said with a shrug, and behind him Steve nuzzled his neck.“Not an excuse, honey.”

“Definitely not.” Bucky emphasized. “So whats going on?”

“Nothing. Just had a rough day. Wanted to hide.”

“Don't hide from us, Tony.” Steve cuddled up against him, laying soft kisses on his shoulders. “Not us.”

“Never us.” Bucky smiled. “Even though, seeing you wearing your mask was the cutest thing I've ever seen. Ever. And sweet thing, I have seen alot of cute kittens and puppies and I am telling you, you are the cutest.”

“Bucky.” Steve rolled his eyes. “Tony, his tail was wagging so fast it was like looking at a Labrador instead of a several hundred pound Alpha level shifter Wolf who had called me in a panic crying 911.”

“Did you call Steve in a panic?” Tony was trying not to laugh because Bucky looked just horribly affronted that Steve had told on him.

“It was just– you were so adorable. Tony, baby, my little kitten, so cute.” The Alpha shifter growled. “Mine. My litte shifter.” He glanced over at Steve. “Both of you. Mine.”

“Yours.” Tony whispered.

“Yours.” Steve repeated, his voice a little rough.

“Tony, if you’re alright, I think our mate needs some extra love today.” Bucky said with a soft smile and Tony leaned up to kiss him lightly before flipping over and jumping on Steve, raining kisses all over his face and neck, wiggling against him happily.

“Tony!” Steve was laughing, big hands resting on Tony's bare hips. “Honey, I'm fine.”

“Are you?” Bucky's voice dropped into that low rumble that he only used in bed with his mates. and Steve's eyes bled to gold. “Because I feel like you need some love.” He bent over Steve and slotted their lips together, humming in encouragement when Steve whined a little, and started panting.

“I love when he makes that noise.” Tony said, looking up from licking and kissing down Steve's chest. “That little desperate…”

“I know.” Bucky kissed him again, and laced a hand through Tony's dark hair, pushing him down lower. “Use your mouth, sugar, he loves that. Open those pretty lips.”

“Fuck.” Steve groaned when Tony grinned and wet his lips eagerly.“Hold him down.” Tony instructed. “He gets all jumpy during blowjobs.”

“Its perfect.” Bucky said soothingly when Steve flushed red. “Everything both of you do is perfect. I love you. My mates.”

“My mates.” Tony whispered and squeezed Bucky's hand.

“I love you. “ Steve started to say. “My ma—!!!” his voice shot to a shriek and Bucky kissed him so he wouldn't laugh, just because the way Steve reacted was so perfect, and the little giggle Tony gave was so perfect, and everything about life with his feline mates was… purrrrfect.

#stuckony #shifter!stuckony #kitty!tony #wolf!Bucky #lion!steve #happily ever after #tony stark #bucky barnes #steve rogers #shifter fic

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crashingmeteorz · 4 years

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when witches go riding

a little autumnal story i wrote about two people i really, really wanted to get along.

word count: 1.6k.

I never wanted to be a mother.

I tried, desperately, to tell my own mother this before she brought him home, but she just shrugged me off. He was an obnoxious, mewling thing, that I'd been bestowed.

It didn't help that he was a complete idiot. I did not work well with fools.

At first, I did not come home in protest. If my mother wanted a baby boy so badly then she could rear him herself. Certainly the winter snow was unforgivable, and there were creatures far harsher than I was out in the vast expanse of our woods, but I was perfectly capable of taking care of myself. I'd learned to hunt at a younger age than most, and even had my own makeshift shelter beneath the trees. I could last out there 'til spring if I needed to.

Until that little wretch was out of the house and on the streets again.

My mental resolve, however, was not quite as strong as my physical. On the third night of my disappearance, I watched my house from the woods. My mother, that devious woman, stood on the porch calling my name. Upon listening closely, it became painfully clear she was crying. I was no monster; to know she suffered because of my absence was enough to draw me towards her.

I waited until she looked about ready to give up, and then tip-toed up the porch steps. We locked eyes for a moment and my mother gasped. We did not need to speak, for we never had need to speak. I slipped in the door, and she followed joyfully behind me.

Of course, as I sat at the kitchen table, as my mother began to prepare my favorite dinner, the baby appeared in the kitchen as well. His hair was as patchy as I'd remembered, black as night and falling everywhere about him. He stumbled as he walked, and cried loudly to no one in particular.

He was, I thought, very ugly.

"You wouldn't have lasted an hour out there," I hissed at him contemptuously, for this fat, dim-witted babe would have died as soon as he stepped foot in the snow. He quieted at my insult, but lumbered towards me still, bold as anything. Sitting on the floor at the foot of my chair, he looked up at me, and let out a single curious cry.

God, he was pathetic.

"Fine, fine," I snapped. "What is your name, then?"

"Jamie," the baby told me.

There were certainly worse names in the world.

"Jamie," I said, "leave me be. I must regain my strength. Come spring, we will begin."

"Begin what?" he asked, and for the first time I noticed how green his big, baby eyes were.

"What did I just say?" I snarled. "Leave me be, child.”

Amazingly, he did.

Winter turned to spring, and, keeping my word, we began. I showed him where to hunt, how to sneak up on prey without startling them. He took to it slowly, far too slowly, and I'd often give up and stalk away while he played in the flowers.

His size was his downfall, as he was fatter than I'd ever been, than I'd ever be. He'd have to work twice as hard to keep quiet on a hunt. I'd tell him so, and he'd just laugh.

I taught him the paths in our woods, which, admittedly, he picked up with ease. I was shocked that he could fit so much information in what I had assumed was a pea-brain, but somehow Jamie was an expert navigator.

"I just like exploring, Mama!" he'd tell me by way of explanation as we traversed the little creek beyond the hills.

"Don't call me that," I snapped at him. "And this isn't exploring, it's memorizing. This is survival, Jaimie."

"Okay, Mama," he replied, grinning ear-to-ear and following too-close behind me.

I never wanted to be a mother.

By summer, he was "exploring" without me. I still had to drag him by the scruff of his neck to get even a semblance of a hunt out of him, but he'd learned to lighten his steps at least.

He cried incessantly and loudly, still. It got my mother's attention, so he kept at it, hoping for a treat or toy, but I was not so easily moved. My mother often tried to help me with him, and though she had good intentions, Jamie was bumbling enough without her soft voice and tender touch. He needed to toughen up, and the fact of the matter was this: I could handle the boy myself.

When autumn made its muted debut, leaves crunching underfoot, Jamie had come into his own. His dark hair, once so wild and course, was now soft and neatly-combed. He still lumbered, in my opinion, but he was faster, smarter. His cries, though never entirely gone, had lessened considerably. He still followed too close, talked too much, remained too big, but he was not so intolerable as he was when we first met.

"Jamie," I said to him one cool morning as we sat some distance apart on the porch, surveying the property and the beyond. "You must be careful. All Hallow's Eve is a dangerous time for you."

"I'll be fine, Mama," Jamie replied easily, stretching as he said so. "Besides, I want to see the costumes."

"You'll do no such thing," I hissed furiously at him. "You'll stay inside, where it's safe."

The boy seemed surprised at my outburst - it had been some time since I had snapped at him. But he relaxed quickly and smiled at me.

"Of course, Mama," he reassured me, hoping to quell my fears. I did not trust his promise, or his easy grin.

The neighborhood children were few and far between, one of the pleasures of living far from the rest of the world. Mother still wore costumes despite being grown, and I thought them quite silly, but at least she had never forced me into one. Instead, she let me roam freely as she handed candy out to the little monsters.

I stalked the perimeter, watching for any malicious visitors. I had left Jamie inside, sleeping soundly by the window, but I still was not certain that he would be safe on this wicked night. He was far too trusting, and he had the kind of appearance that attracted heinous activity.

It was nearly midnight, and I felt it safe to retire at last when the drunken witches arrived. They were about mother's age, but far sloppier and stupider than she. The witches stumbled up the drive toward me, and before they could even approach the hair on the back of my neck stood up.

I would not let anyone use my boy in some sick ritual. I would not let them get to Jamie.

They called out to me, hoping, I imagine, for some kind of positive interaction. Their leader, the loudest one, reached out to me. I smacked her square on the cheek, leaving a nasty red mark on her awful face.

The witches shrieked and lashed out at me, but I was much too quick for them. I ran, fast as lightning, behind the house and into my hideout. I heard the wicked women shouting from afar, but they had lost me to the night.

Once their stumbling steps had withdrawn, I crawled out from my hole, breathing a sigh of relief. Certain my job was done, I made my way back to the house.

"Jamie!" I called. "Boy, where have you gone?" He was not by the window, nor anywhere else downstairs.

"Jamie!" I called again, climbing the stairs and peeking into every room. "Boy, come out now!”

I cried his name again and again, turning this way and that. I ran back down the stairs, calling for him still. My mind began turning with the horrible possibilites. I imagined him cut up and made into some witches' brew, his soft body cold and lifeless as they cackled around him. I imagined his long black hair made into mittens. In spite of myself, I let out a wail.

"What's gotten into you?" Mother asked, head tilted curiously.

"Jamie!" I screamed at her, desperately begging her to understand. "My son is missing!"

The room turned about me, and as I stepped one way, my body went entirely another. I screamed and screamed and screamed, and all went black as night.

"Mama?" said a soft, sweet voice I knew well.

"Jamie?" I murmured, opening my eyes to find big green ones staring back at me. "Jamie!"

I rose to my feet, embracing him tightly.

"I'm sorry, Mama. I didn't mean to scare you," he told me sheepishly. "I was sleeping in the closet again."

So he'd been safe all along, while I made a fool of myself! But I could not be angry at him - I had never been so happy in my life.

"My boy, my beautiful boy," I whispered, nuzzling my cheek against his as he hummed delightedly, and it was the most beautiful sound I'd ever heard.

"Would you look at that?" my mother commented smugly as she watched our reunion, no doubt drawn by the volume of our purring. "I told you a little kitty would be good for you, Leila. You needed a friend of your own kind."

Perhaps, in the end, she was right.

fin.

when my sister moved back in with my family, she brought with her her cat and dog. my dog was very excited to have new friends, my cat...not so much. my cat is very antisocial and grumpy, while the new kitten was sweet as can be and very friendly. literally the nicest cat i’ve ever met. you could pick him up and throw him over your shoulder and he’d just purr. he even made friends with all the persnickety neighborhood cats.

i wrote this story as a hopeful piece that maybe the two felines would get along one day (re.: my cat would stop being dramatic and just get to know him. she actually did run away in the middle of winter when he first came, and i was worried sick for days). to my delight, they finally became friends, nuzzling each other and hanging out together. horribly, my sister’s cat went missing a year later and we never found him. it was well after halloween, but this story made me sad because i felt like i had unknowingly predicted his fate. however when i went back and reread the story, i realized maybe he deserved this happy ending.

so james, wherever you are, in this life or the next, i hope there’s a begrudging mama cat taking care of you. thank you for reading.

(below are two pictures: the first is of my sister’s cat james, and the second is of my cat.)

#happy halloween!#my writing #my stuff

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sapphic-sapphire-seductress · 7 years

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the answers to all the questions

1: Name: Katya 2: Age: 19yrs old [almost 20] 3: 3 Fears: jump scares, that’s about it 4: 3 things I love: My cat, Music, Math 5: 4 turn-ons: brutality, intelligence, gentleness, independency 6: 4 turn-offs: being an asshole, huge ego, whiny bitch, failure at sexy talk 7: My best friend: My cat. And Kimmy 8: Sexual orientation: BIsexual 9: My best first date: smoked weed, watched Star Trek, stayed up the entire night, even up until going to class the following day. 10: How tall: 5’4” 11: What/Who do I miss?: My cat, because he’s in the other room. 12: What time was I born?: 17:29 13: Favourite colour: Black. Or Blood Red. Or Chartreuse. Or anything that’s not Blue. 14: Do I have a crush?: yes. 15: Favourite quote: The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever…. Jacques Yves-Cousteau 16: Favourite place: The beach 17: Favourite food: Spaghetti. Pasta in general really. 18: Do I use sarcasm?: neeeeveeeerrrr {all the time} 19: What am I listening to right now?: a collection of arias all being sung by Maria Callas – currently on ‘O rendetemi la speme... Qui la voce’ from I puritani. 20: First thing I notice in a new person: Their talking patterns. 21: Shoe size: 7/8? 22: Eye colour: Poop coloured (Brown) 23: Hair colour: Black, and blonde-ish, and some purple, and maybe some red left? 24: Favourite style of clothing: Female office wear. Dresses, Slacks, and Pencil Skirts. 25: Ever done a prank call?: Absolutely not. 26: What’s your most extreme sexual fantasy?: Fucking in a library. 27: Meaning behind my URL: I’m pretty fucking gay – sapphire is adorable in Steven Universe and “Sapphic Sapphire” just sounds really fucking cool – I am apparently able to capture the male gaze in a spell-like manner. 28: Favourite movie: The Lego Movie. 29: Favourite song: There are so fucking many I have no clue. 30: Favourite band: I do not have one. 31: How I feel right now: Stoneeeedddd. And Hungry. 32: Someone I love: My Cat. 33: My current relationship status: Standing on my own in the middle of a party xD 34: My relationship with my parents: Pretty solid. 35: Favourite holiday: Friday the 13th. But if you’re going to say that’s not a viable option, then Halloween. 36: Tattoos and piercings I have: Pi Symbol on my wrist, and a Star Trek tattoo on the back of my left shoulder. Then earrings. 37: Tattoos and piercings I want: Many more tattoos – underboob, spine, thigh, ribcage – nose piercing. 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: It sounded like my kind of place. 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Nopeeee. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?: eh, sometimes. Depends on who I’ve been talking to. 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: No I have not. 42: When did I last hold hands?: Recently. 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 2mins. Unless I’m doing my makeup, then at least 3 hours xD 44: Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?: ABSOLUTELY NOT. 45: Where am I right now?: Laying on the floor. 46: If I were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: Me, Myself, and I, bitch. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: reasonable level. 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: Only part of the time. 49: Am I excited for anything?: seeing the Book of Mormon in a couple months. 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: yes I do. 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?: looool 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?: like 10mins ago. 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: eh. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: not really. 55: What is something I disliked about today?: Classes. 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: Dita Von Teese 57: What do I think about most?: My cat. 58: What’s my strangest talent?: Being able to finish a big mac in two/three bites. 59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Nah. 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Nowhere near it. 61: What was the last lie I told?: “I don’t have any homework to be doing right now” 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Video Chatting. 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: BISH YES. 64: Do I believe in magic?: MATH AND SCIENCE ARE MAGIC. 65: Do I believe in luck?: I guess. 66: What’s the weather like right now?: cozy. 67: What was the last book I’ve read?: The World’s Greatest Love Letters 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: no 69: Do I have any nicknames?: angel, kat, kitty, kitkat, ketchup, kat-yuh, pika, Pikachu, some more random ones that I can’t think of. 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: I sprained my ankle pretty bad and was on crutches for a couple months? Or maybe it was the dog bite? I don’t think the dog bite was that bad, I just got like 27stitches in my lip and all was good. 71: Do I spend money or save it?: I try my best to save it; in order to spend it on high quality expensive things. 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: barely. 73: Is there anything pink within 10 ft. from me?: yessss. A yarn spiderweb that I made 74: Favourite animal?: any type of puddy cat 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Sleeping biatch. 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Morningstar. Lucifer Morningstar. 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Fallin’ by Iration. Honey Bee by Blake Shelton 78: How can you win my heart?: food. 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: she went out with a bang. 80: What is my favorite word?: Exequies 81: My top 5 blogs on Tumblr: @missmayimurderyou @im-rapemeat @sweartrek @dennys @nerdery-and-nudity 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: I’m sorry 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: Yes. My Uncle. 84: What superpower would I have?: Talking to animals. 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: Are you okay? 86: What is my current desktop picture?: A picture of me smiling and holding my cat. 87: Had sex?: yee yee 88: Bought condoms?: yup. 89: Gotten pregnant?: respectfully decline to answer. 90: Failed a class?: All the time. 91: Kissed a boy?: yup 92: Kissed a girl?: yes indeed. 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: I do not think so? 94: Had job?: Yes I have. 95: Left the house without my wallet?: Many times, I don’t need to take it everywhere with me. 96: Bullied someone on the internet?: never. 97: Had sex in public?: yes indeed. 98: Played on a sports team?: yea. 99: Smoked weed?: Doing that right now. 100: Did drugs?: Nothing other than weed, or prescribed medicine. 101: Smoked cigarettes?: absolutely not. 102: Drank alcohol?: Yes indeed. 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: Vegetarian. 104: Been overweight?: Nope. 105: Been underweight?: Yes. 106: Been to a wedding?: Yup. 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Possibly. I have definitely skyped, but I don’t really use the computer that much while doing that. Oh wait – I’ve definitely stayed up all night watching South Park many times before. 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Yes definitely. 109: Been outside my home country?: Yes indeed 110: Gotten my heart broken?: Mhm. 111: Been to a professional sports game?: yes I have. 112: Broken a bone?: Never 113: Cut myself?: Nope. 114: Been to prom?: Not really – my high school didn’t have dances. 115: Been in airplane?: Yes, many times. 116: Fly by helicopter?: yup. 117: What concerts have I been to?: Tool, 30 Seconds to Mars, Dierks Bentley, Randy Houser, Carrie Underwood, GRiZ, Steve Aoki, Evanescence, and I think(?) that is everyone. 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Duh. 119: Learned another language?: Yes, French. 120: Wore make up?: Yup. 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Shhhh, don’t tell on me 122: Had oral sex?: Yes. 123: Dyed my hair?: Duh. 124: Voted in a presidential election?: Nope. 125: Rode in an ambulance?: No. 126: Had a surgery?: I mean, I got my lip stitched up from a dog bite, does that count? 127: Met someone famous?: Yes. Broadway actors. 128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Yes. 129: Peed outside?: Nope. 130: Been fishing?: nope. 131: Helped with charity?: yes. 132: Been rejected by a crush?: no 133: Broken a mirror?: no 134: What do I want for birthday?: a new tattoo 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?: None. 136: Was I named after anyone?: No. 137: Do I like my handwriting?: Yee boi. 138: What was my favourite toy as a child?: My ocean books. 139: Favourite TV Show?: Star Trek, or Comedy Bang Bang. 140: Where do I want to live when older?: New Zealand. Or Europe. 141: Play any musical instrument?: Multiple. 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?: Bit by my aunt’s dog. 143: Favourite pizza toping?: Pineapple 144: Am I afraid of the dark?: nope. 145: Am I afraid of heights?: nah 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?: no. 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?: lol all the time 148: What I’m really bad at: meeting new people 149: What my greatest achievements are: Singing. 150: What I’d do if I won the lottery: Cry.

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